Corrupt A Wish

[`Shally.]

     
LOLOLOL.
Granted but Renny keep bothering you to go with to somewhere.

I wish renny can suffer from this " "

[Furgeson]

Granted, but u suffer along with her.

U wish I had ice cream right now ;__;

[Fairth]

Granted. But it's grass flavor...

I wish I could go to Greece right now !!

[`Shally.]

granted, it been raining for a long time .

I wish I can eat

[Krissy]

Granted but you can't stop eating.

I wish it wasn't so cold in my house.

[rindtron]

Granted! But it is still cold outside and you need to leave the house anyway.

I wish to eat the most delicious creme brulee.

[Nonii]

granted but you'll eat so much that you'll get sick.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

[Greta]

granted but now you can't breathe in the air

I wish that I won't need my glasses anymore

[Fairth]

granted, it been raining for a long time .

I wish I can eat

It was raining yesterday but today we had a beautiful sun !! Anyway it is still better than in France where everything is frozen !!

Granted, but you will get blind !!

I wish it will still be sunny there !!

[Nonii]

Granted but the sun will burn so much that you won't be able to get out of the house during the day.

I wish I had some dwarfs to do my work for me.

[Chibi_Lilly]

Granted but they will eat you as payment.

I wish I could read minds

[bloo.thuthu]

Granted but you would never stop slapping them (for their ridiculous thoughts).

I wish I could have a 13,000 pound elephant ballerina to dance with me.

[Aurelia]

Granted, but during the waltz the elephant trips over your feet and collapses on top of you...
I wish summer vacation would come sooner!! 

[charmy]

Granted, but vacation will only last for a day. 

I wish I had nicer handwriting.

[Chibi_Lilly]

Granted but you'll never be able to find anything to write with or write on again.

I wish I could win a million dollars.

[Krissy]

Granted but it was monopoly money.

I wish I was taller.

[rindtron]

Granted! But then because you left a day earlier than scheduled, your bus got caught behind a street carnival and had to take a ridiculous 5 hour detour...

I wish I were taller!

[mangaluva]

Granted but now you are too tall and you can't buy clothes and walk through doors etc.

I wish I didn't have to do exams to prove my brains.

[Krissy]

Granted but you have more homework instead.

I wish I had better eyesight.

[mangaluva]

Granted but you have such good eye sight you can only see clearly things on the other side of the world and nothing close by.

I wish my wish won't be corrupted.

[Nonii]

granted but from now on all your other wishes will be corrupted twice.

[`Roze`]

^ You didn't make a wish for me to corrupt 

I wish for chocolate candy! 

[Angel~]

Granted, but that is the last you will ever get.

I wish for inspiration!!

[`Roze`]

NO MORE CHOCOLATE?! 

Wish granted! Buuuut you're inspiration is short lived and doesn't return for a few years. ;3

I wish for a new writing tablet.

[Angel~]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!! 
Inspiration....

Granted. But it was a chocolate tablet :33

I wish for a guitar.

[`Roze`]

That'd be no good! It'd melt in my hands D: 

Granted. But it was a plastic toy guitar.

I wish for all the manga in the world!

[Angel~]

Noooo, I want a real oneeeeeeee~~~~~

granted. But a mysterious fire burns them all.

I wish for the ability to pause the time and walk around frozen people!

[Harrstein]

granted but you cant defreeze time anymore so you are trapped

i wish could sleep better

[Angel~]

Granted, but you can't wake up anymore

I wish for my journey to be over.

[mangaluva]

granted but that is your last journey

i wish that exams aren't hard

[HuaXinRen]

Granted. But they are only for non credit classes.

I wish someone finds my brains and returns them in working order!

[Angel~]

Granted, but now they last much much longer

I wish for me to be more awake

[mangaluva]

Granted but now you cant ever sleep again. However tired you are.

I wish that pyros would come back already.

[verdandi]

Granted, but when they do, you'll spontaneously combust.

I wish I could make manga faces in real life...

[HuaXinRen]

Granted but they'd be in chibi form forever.

I wish I could learn more languages in my sleep.

[mangaluva]

Granted but you cant communicate with anyone ever again

I wish werrie would come back already

[Aurelia]

Granted, but he'll only be back for thirty seconds XD

I wish I had some ice cream *sigh*

[mangaluva]

[30 seconds is still good!]

granted but its all melted down and mouldy

i wish i could have another hairstyle to put my hair in

[Angel~]

Granted, but you will become bald after5 min

I wish for more hours in a day

[Aurelia]

Granted, but there are more hours of night now too! ^^

I wish I wasn't so sleepy! 

[Angel~]

[which is bad how?]

granted but you will fall asleep at random moments.

I wish my back didn't hurt so much!

[mangaluva]

granted but now everywhere hurts insanely

i wish i wouldnt be bored so often

[verdandi]

Granted, but now there are too many things that interest you to decide.

I wish take-out chinese didn't make you hungry again in an hour.

[Angel~]

granted, now it makes you hungry again in half an hour

I wish I could PR at school...

[Aurelia]

Granted, but when you do, you'll never get anything done!

I wish I had a better Physics teacher!

OTL

[Angel~]

Granted, but he will be very strict, demeaning and give loads of homework

I wish I wouldn't get ill or sick again...

[Aurelia]

(I really don't wanna corrupt that wish...  but...
Granted, but you'll always feel the symptoms of sickness...

I wish I had some icecream~

[Angel~]

(harsh corruption....  )
Granted, but you will give it to me and not get a bite

I wish I could play my bass guitar really well so I can join a band 

[Aurelia]

...that was a harsh one too... XD (OMG, I WANNA JOIN A BAND! Too bad i cant sing for my life....)

Granted, but the band will suck terribly!
I wish I could sing! ^^

[Blobsndrees]

this wish doesn't really need granting, but just in case you've gone mute, wish granted

However you are now tone death and also incapable of realising it


I wish I was god

[Angel~]

granted, but you will be powerless with no friends

I wish for some chocolate

[Aurelia]

Granted, but as soon as you eat it, chocolate will never more exist on earth~

Now I wish I WASN'T SICK. T.T

[Angel~]

Granted, but your friends will all get sick (it happened to me...)

I wosh for all my hoemworn that I need to catch up on was finished.... *cries& I'm drowninggg

[Aurelia]

Granted but once you finish you will drown in some more~

I wish for nachos.

[Angel~]

Granted, but this is the last time you can eat them..

I wish for pizza... *starving*

[Aurelia]

Granted, but it will be years too old! ^^

I wish for a week off~

[Angel~]

Granted, but you will never be free again!

I wish that I knew Japanese and Korean

[Aurelia]

Granted, but you'll forget english!

I wish for a fluffy cat... LOL

[Angel~]

Granted but the hair will fall out...

I wish that I will never get fat again...

[Aurelia]

Granted, but you will never be able to eat junk food ever ever AGAIN!

I wish for a laptop~

[Angel~]

(THANK YOU!!!)

Granted, but it will break down regularly

I wish for more tea~

[Aurelia]

(ANYTIME~)

Granted, but now your teacup will never empty, and you will get sick of it!!

I nao wish for some icecream~~ [but if i had my way I'd still wish for nachos XD ]

[Angel~]

(yuck, I had that once... my sister kept refilling my cup when I had to drink to recover...)

Granted, but it is melted already (nacho-ice cream~?)

I wish for ice cream too....

[Aurelia]

LOL that ish terrible!!! T.T

Granted, but its nacho flavoured! XDD (Gee, i wonder how that tastes....)

I wish to see Avengers once moar~

[Angel~]

(as do I... nacho ice cream...)

Granted, but you can't watch LOTR ever again.

I wish for more hours in a day

[Aurelia]

(Aww man......)

Granted but now there is no moar night!

I wish for sleep~

[Angel~]

Granted, but you will never wake up and bishis coming to kiss you awake will fall alseep as well

I wish for more real-life bishis in school...

[Zephyr of the Mist]

Granted, but then all the ugly guys get jealous and kick them out
I wish my QCs would stop coming all at once and then leave me with nothing to do

[Angel~]

Granted, but now you will.always be busy

I wish for the ability of not needing sleep

[Zephyr of the Mist]

Granted, but you can't contact anyone outside your timezone
I wish I could not procrastinate

[Angel~]

Granted, but now you can never stop working

I wish that I wouldn't have to get up so early

[Aurelia]

Granted, but you have to sleep REALLY early every day.

I wish to go to Europe~

[Angel~]

Granted, but you will have to meet the evil birdie mistress then...

I wish I could travel around Asia for a year or two

[Aurelia]

(YAYS! :3)

Granted, but you will get sick the moment you get there~
I wish I was 7 again~

[Angel~]

(I probably will...)

Granted, but now you can never grow up~

I wish that I could identify music by hearing it.

[Aurelia]

(You can't?)
Granted, but you will never be able to identify anything else.
I wish for more pumpkin pie~

[Angel~]

(Some I can, but I wanna know the artist and the name!! I'm just like, ah I know this song...)

Granted, but you will only ever eat pumpkin pie for the rest of your life

I wish for my working experience place to be closer to my homestay.

[Aurelia]

(THANK YOU!!! and LOL its okay~ will hopefully come one time? XD)

Granted but now you'll never leave home
I wish for a good book to read

[Angel~]

(NOOOOOO I wanna travel around the world!!!!)

Granted but it will be the only book that you can ever own.

I wish for more redbull to drink in a day

[Fairth]

Granted but you'll never be able to sleep again !!

I wish my Uni was closer to were I live !!

[Angel~]

Granted, but you now live at your Uni

I wish for shorter working days (ish completely smashed... NOOO PR PROJECTS STAY WITH MEEEEE)

[Aurelia]

Granted, but now your short working days seem MUCH longer :3

I wish for the sun to come out...

(Mr. Sun... where did you go?)

[Angel~]

Granted, but you will burn to ashes nao!! 

I wish for more money to buy stuff (ish bad at saving money... NEED TO BUY MOAR STUFF!!!    )

[Aurelia]

Granted, but now you can't spend it! ^_^

I wish for moar time to do my Calc homework... T.T

[Nonii]

Granted but all you'll never be able to do anything else.

I want a selfwarming handwarmer for the winter

[Aurelia]

Granted, but they will burn your hands~
I wish it wasn't so cold outside...

[verdandi]

Granted, but now it will be freezing every time you're inside.

I wish I could turn invisible (not sure if this one's been used).

[Nonii]

Granted. But you'll be the only one you'll be invisible to, and you won't ever know it.

I want a unicorn!

[Angel~]

Granted, but the horn will fall off making it just a regular horse

I wish for an anti-anger ray to use on Zephy

[Aurelia]

(LOL!!! Look Zephzeph, moar proof of your scariness! ^_____________^)

Granted, but it will never work!

I wish redraws took one second each. XD

[Nonii]

Granted but they'll be awful.


I wish I could play cello perfectly

[verdandi]

Granted, but you'll be the only one to hear it.  (Got you back! lol)

I wish I was more coordinated.

[Angel~]

Granted, but you can never be relaxed again

I wish for a trip to Japan and South Korea

[verdandi]

Granted, but they'll have switched places before you land.


I wish for a cupcake.

[Nonii]

granted, but it'll be such an disgusting cupcake that you'll never ever want one again.

I want a boyfriend like Tsubaki (but then my age)*__*

[Aurelia]

Granted~ But the relationship won't work out in the end... *tear*

I wish for snow!

[verdandi]

Granted, but it will all be yellow.

I wish for an indoor pool.

[Nonii]

Granted but it'll occupy ALL the indoor floors and you can't swim.
I want magic powers

[Angel~]

Granted, but they won't work

I wish for a slim figure

[verdandi]

Granted, but you'll never be able to find clothes that fit you.

I wish I had some pie.