Corrupt A Wish

[Furgeson]

This is from another forum.
I'm such a nonsensical nooooob XD

Instructions:
Corrupt the wish above you. For Example:
Person a: I wish I could fly.
Person b: Granted, but when you fly, you'll fly naked.
And then go on to make another wish of your own.
Have Fun~ 

I start: I wish that I had clothes that weren't shit.

[icewing]

~ but the moment you step out the door shit falls on your non shit clothes.

~ i wish i had a phone 

[charmy]

-Granted, but the moment you use it, it explodes. XD

-I wish I could grow taller.

[Saki]

OMG I LOVE THIS GAME<3  hahaha.. had this back on one of the old forums i used to go on

wish granted~ you're so tall now that you're body can't support itself. therefore you slowly become hunchbacked

i wish the sky was green!!! 

[Zain]

Granted, but now the rain's green too...and toxic o.o

I wish I had dozen roses.

[Trikira]

Granted, but the roses's thorns prick your skin...making you slowly bleed to death.
I wish I had the ability to water-bend.

[icewing]

Granted, but you end up soaking yourself and by accidently killing your loved ones

i wish summer wasn't so hot.

[Furgeson]

Granted, but now it's below 0 all year round.

I wish I had caught up with the rest of you because i started this thread, yet am already getting pwned by all of you, and... T___T.

[Eri]

granted, yet you'll always be inferior to me ~ no matter how much you post. 

I wish that chocolate wasn't fattening.

[charmy]

granted, but chocolate makes you lose your hair instead. XD

i wish i could time-travel.

[icewing]

granted, but you end up stuck in the machine.

i wish i had a muffin.

[Furgeson]

Granted, but I succesfully steal it and run away.

I wish I had an oven. I want to make coookiiiieeees. WHICH I will duly share with you all <3

[icewing]

But when you bake them, they always burn no matter what.

i wish dance camp didn't have to make me do splits.

[Furgeson]

Granted, but now you are forever locked in a split.

I wish Zeph would write me a plant planting guide.

[icewing]

but then the plants grow out of control like they're on steroids.

i wish camp ended.

[Furgeson]

Granted, but you'll have to go through dance training for the rest of your life. That is, until you die.

I wish Eri was more responsible

[charmy]

Granted, but once you come out, you'll be going to another camp and stuck in there. XD

I wish for an Andriod Phone :)

[Furgeson]

You SUUUUUUUCK. I already have an android phone. I'll give it to you, but now you give me an iphone.

I wish Charms wasn't moldy.

[icewing]

  granted, and she'll be clean for the rest of her life.

i wish i had a hair net for dance recital

[Furgeson]

Granted, but you'll have to wear your hair in a hair net for the REST OF YOUR LIFE.
Along with a tuutuu. Which I can't spell.

I wish I knew how to spell.

[icewing]

granted, but you will soon forget the words that are too easy to spell. like I. and Me. ok. i don't think that makes sense. xD

i wish the dress i have to wear for the dance wasn't so........SHOWY

[Furgeson]

Granted, but everything else you wear is... SHOWY.

I wish that summers weren't so hot. Maybe an average of 70 degrees in MA, USA?

[Xye]

Granted. But your winters will be FREEZING

I wish I am Gackt.

[charmy]

granted, but if it's like that, you wont be able to marry him! O___O

I wish I could finish learning a language in ten minutes.

[Xye]

granted. But you will be stuck with an oversized looking brain.

I wish i can sing.

[icewing]

granted, but you will forever have bad vocals from over singing. if that makes sense.

i wish plane rides weren't so long

[Furgeson]

Granted, but then each plane ride will only last a few minutes, because... the pilot crashed into some mountains.
FATALITY.

I wish my eyes didn't hurt in the mornings. WHY?!

[Eri]

Granted! But then your eyes will hurt all other times of day (besides morning). FYI, your eyes hurt because you've been staring at the computer screen too long. So when you sleep they don't get fully rested and are still strained when you wake up. Silly! 

I wish that there would be more hot guys (and girls) where I live.

[Furgeson]

I doubt I've been staring at this thing too long.

Granted, but you are now possibly the ugliest among them, and they don't give a shit for you.
I wish that it was back in the middle of the school year. I like being stressed, rather than staring at this thing and thinking about th past.

[icewing]

granted, but you'll be stuck in the middle school forEVA.
i wish i had internet on the plane

[Furgeson]

Granted, but you drop your computer, and then POOF! Broken.

I wish Shiki wasn't dominating the games thread! O_O

[icewing]

but then it'll be lonely without him and you'll die of boredom and sadness.....

i wish i had better ramen

[Disturbance]

but then it'll be lonely without him and you'll die of boredom and sadness.....

i wish i had better ramen

but you pay a price for what you get.
Quantity over quality.

I wish i didn't have examinations.

[icewing]

but then you'll get stupid because of that.

i wish i could use the computer all i want.

[Disturbance]

but then you'll get stupid because of that.

i wish i could use the computer all i want.

but then blackouts and everything else could occur.

I wish I could taste all the delicacies in the world 

[icewing]

but then you'll become obese

i wish i had cake for breakfast

[Mizuiro]

Granted, but as you take a bite it poisons you and you die.

I wish I could paint my room blue.

[icewing]

but then you mess it up completely and you have to do it over again

i wish i had more sleep

[Mizuiro]

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish I knew if I finally passed my cleaners training or not.

[Disturbance]

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish I knew if I finally passed my cleaners training or not.

but if you knew, you'll be underlily command, another lily slave.

I wish i knew more manga

[icewing]

but you'll be reading ALL of the yuri, yaoi, and messed up incest with your smut.

i wish i had something to eat.......

[Disturbance]

but you'll be reading ALL of the yuri, yaoi, and messed up incest with your smut.

i wish i had something to eat.......

but if you eat too much you'll be too bloated to do anything else.
I wish.......i could read manga in english all the way or chinese.
shoujo, smut......lemme come to you 

[icewing]

but then you have no more english and chinese manga left to read


i wish i had perfect vision once again.

[Disturbance]

but then you have no more english and chinese manga left to read


i wish i had perfect vision once again.

but perfect vision doesn't last O_O
I wish i had.. a younger sibling.

[icewing]

but then you'll end up with a REALLY annoying little pest...


i wish winter here wasn't so long.......

[Disturbance]

but then you'll end up with a REALLY annoying little pest...


i wish winter here wasn't so long.......

but you will miss all the snow!!!!!!

i wish singapore had snow.

[icewing]

 but then it'll snow all year and singapor will soon become a little icecap. uh. i mean. ice dot. 

i wish my Zero squiby could evolve faster.

[Disturbance]

but then it'll snow all year and singapor will soon become a little icecap. uh. i mean. ice dot. 

i wish my Zero squiby could evolve faster.

but then you'll grow him and he will ignore you foreva.

I wish I could have all the time in the world

[icewing]

but then you'll be full of pain from doing nothing for teh rest of your life.

i wish i had a tablet.

[Disturbance]

but then you'll be full of pain from doing nothing for teh rest of your life.

i wish i had a tablet.

but you'll be in pain carrying it...its heavy
i wish somebody bought me earphones.

[icewing]

tablets are about 2 pounds...........not heavy....O_O

@ disturby:  but then they're REALLY crappy.

i wish i had more alone time.

[Mizuiro]

But then no one ever comes near you ever ever again 

I wish I had some green tea pocky that I could eat right now. 

[icewing]

but then you'll eat all of it and feel sad you don't have anymore

i wish i had a better life

[Disturbance]

but then you'll eat all of it and feel sad you don't have anymore

i wish i had a better life

but you wouldn't have empathy for others ):
so mean.

I wish i had invisibility as a skill.

[icewing]

but then people would walk right into you

i wish school wasn't so busy

[Disturbance]

but then people would walk right into you

i wish school wasn't so busy

but you'll get bored if it wasn't.

I wish ... i could face up to people..

[icewing]

but then they'll get annoyed and kick you

i wish there were more hours in a day

[Disturbance]

but then they'll get annoyed and kick you

i wish there were more hours in a day

then you'll die sooner of boredom 

I wish there was more time in the world to do what i really want to.

[icewing]

but then you'll have nothing to do later.

i wish i was rich AND happy.. AHA!!

[Animus]

Granted, but then you die young.

I wish I was more musically talented.

[Disturbance]

Granted, but then you die young.

I wish I was more musically talented.

but then you would be nion-talented in other areas.

I wish i had a better brain.

[icewing]

but then everyone will call you a nerd.

i wish it wasn't so hot and cold where i am

[Disturbance]

but then everyone will call you a nerd.

i wish it wasn't so hot and cold where i am

but you're already used to it.
I wish singapore had four seasons.

[icewing]

*GASP* you don't have the 4 seasons?!!?!? WHOA.

but then the snow is gonna kill everyone. the heat too. and pollen.

i wish school was shorter.

[Disturbance]

*GASP* you don't have the 4 seasons?!!?!? WHOA.

but then the snow is gonna kill everyone. the heat too. and pollen.

i wish school was shorter.

yeah. singapore only has one season.
SUMMER -.-
trophical climate much.
so the four weather patterns are.
Rain, (meaning a mix of sun + rain) , summer (Heat .... over 34 degrees), Drizzling until you get tired of it and wind (occassional reprieve)

If school was shorter, you'll have longer hours O_O and no breaks.

I wish i can change time.

[icewing]

but then the whole time thingy is warped and you can't fix it.

i wish peanut butter didn't have as much fat.

[Disturbance]

but then the whole time thingy is warped and you can't fix it.

i wish peanut butter didn't have as much fat.

well in most food products, its either fats/sugar -> diabetes. You'll get diabetes, because its too sweet.

I wish i was normal.

[icewing]

but then you're too average

i wish SAT was shorter.

[Disturbance]

but then you're too average

i wish SAT was shorter.

but then you wouldnt have time to study.

i wish my exams can get good grades.

[icewing]

but then you suddenly have memory loss on the day of the exam.

i wish fall was longer.

[Disturbance]

but then you suddenly have memory loss on the day of the exam.

i wish fall was longer.

then others will be shorter O_O'

i wish i could speak to god.

[icewing]

O_O. but then you'll get sucked into space and never come back.............


i wish i could do whatever i want.

[Disturbance]

O_O. but then you'll get sucked into space and never come back.............


i wish i could do whatever i want.

then you wouldn't have anythign to do.......


i wished the world was fair.

[icewing]

but then it has to start all over to being unfair.

i wish the world was more clean.

[Disturbance]

but then it has to start all over to being unfair.

i wish the world was more clean.

but it will still get dirty again.


i wish the world was peaceful.

[icewing]

but it'll be too boring.

[Disturbance]

but it'll be too boring.

i wish anime and lynn could behave.

[icewing]

.........   but they'll  run away........

i wish the sky was prettier when it rains

[Disturbance]

then the rainbow would be boring.

i wish i had more chat threads.

[icewing]

but Catriona will kill ya.

i wish Cat was nicer.....i mean...you're nice already!

[Disturbance]

but Catriona will kill ya.

i wish Cat was nicer.....i mean...you're nice already!

she could be worse. like lily/werr.

I wish.............................switch girl would end soon. its already at chapter 85!

[icewing]

wait. REALLY!?!?

but it'll sadden the readers!

i wish essays were designed to be shorter

[Disturbance]

then it wouldn't be called an essay. It would be a .... paragraph. or a page.
in singapore we call it compositions =.= i have no idea why but its that.

I wish..... that singapore men population wasn't going to be extinct in 400 years.

[icewing]

O_O. there's no men?

then there will be TOO much men.

i wish i get less tired.

[Disturbance]

O_O. there's no men?

then there will be TOO much men.

i wish i get less tired.

but you will get less sleep.
i wish i could be more focused.

[icewing]

but then you'll be TOO focus.

i wish food can make people the happiest

[Disturbance]

but then more people will be obese.

i wish everything could flow easily in life.

[icewing]

but Socrates disagrees with you.

i wish plato died earlier. wait. never existed

[Disturbance]

i wish i could fly or something.

[charmy]

yea but you'll keep on flying all the way out into the universe and never get to come back.

i wish i was taller.

[icewing]

but then you're too tall and people laugh at you.

i wish i grew a LITTLE taller.

[Disturbance]

but then you will be mocked at for being average (i'm -.-)

I wish i was supergenius or something.

[icewing]

but then you're a geek

i wish foreign languages were easier

[Disturbance]

if they were easier, it wouldn't be called foreign language ya know (everybody will be learning it)

i wish......  i had  a car

[icewing]

but you don't know how to drive it.

i wish i had more parties

[Melancholic]

granted: but no one talks to you at them

I wish I had live puppies for feet

[Disturbance]

but then they bite. 

i wish i dont nose bleed that frequently.

[icewing]

but then you'll have some other disease.

i wish life was good

[Disturbance]

but then it will get boring.

I wish life wasn't that much to complaina bout.

[icewing]

but then it'll be boring!

i wish people could make better swears.