Corrupt A Wish

[icewing]

but then it's bad for you. really bad.

i wish i could get allowance.

[Disturbance]

but you will spend it.
i wish i had money to shop

[Michelle]

But then you would have to work for the money which means you have less time to do homework & stuff.

I wish in the forum games, like every 50 posts or so could count at least as 1 post toward your post count.

[icewing]

WHY?

but they you'll never get to Transcendent.

i wish i had time to read Nobless

[Michelle]

(side note: but forum game posts don't count as anything so it would actually help)

but then you wouldn't have time to do anything else

I wish my dog was more obedient.

[icewing]

but then i'll get sick of doing that and rebel again

i wish flies don't exist

[Tomo]

but then you wouldn't be able to slap someone on the face and say "you had a fly on your face" 

I wish it rained ferrero rochers 

[Melancholic]

But then all the forests would die from lack of rain.

I wish Assassin's Creed 3 was out NOW.
stabstabstab

[icewing]

but then you won't have the time to play it.

i wish there was a secret fruit that could cure any disease

[Cestra]

sure but you'd never find it :)

I wish I didn't have to apply to schools I don't want to go to.

[icewing]

but then your future will be horrible.

i wish do well in life.

[Cestra]

but your life would be incredibly short. :O

I wish things would always work out like they're supposed to

[icewing]

but then it's way to boring.

i wish good tasting gum lasted longer

[Cestra]

but the aftertaste when you've chewed it for too long is twice as gross.

I wish information could be programmed into my mind.

[icewing]

but then there's too much of it, causing damage to the brain.

i wish i had a some chocolate right now.

[Disturbance]

too much of it will make you fat
i wish i could have high metabolism

[Tomo]

but then people would be jealous leading them to plot your death 

I wish I could meet Gackt-sama 

[Melancholic]

But he doesn't talk to insignificant mortals.

i wish someone would figure out what's wrong with my knees

[Disturbance]

that's what doctors are for right?

I wish i will recover from this stupid sickness soon.

[Tomo]

but then you can't go around making people scared of you

I wish there would be a white christmas this year   

[icewing]

but then it'll have 2 feet of snow and you can't get out of your driveway.

i wish my computer had longer lasting battery life

[Disturbance]

probably the features of the laptop isn't good.

I wish i could see winter.

[icewing]

but then it'll turn into the desert in antarctica

i wish it snows where it's supposed to snow

[Tomo]

doesn't it already?

i wish for world peace and no global warming 

[icewing]

but there's never world peace and global warming is natural.

i wish i had a cellphone. TT.TT

[Tomo]

lol you don't have a cell phone? oh but then you'd get cancer easier!

I wish i could open my presents now! 

[Disturbance]

but then u will be disappointed when you really open them.
I wish i could just TAKE and not give presents :D

[Tomo]

but then your soul will not be satisfied/ the satisfaction of giving???

i wish my name was bob 

[Disturbance]

that's a boyish name and you'll get teased.

I want to name my future son Dylan.
LOL

[Tomo]

is that your wish lol?

but then you'd have to have a son and that's expensive and painful

I wish all my translations were done without me having to do it

[charmy]

Granted, but they'll all be wrong translations and you'd still have to do them again 


I wish clothes that I buy would magically fit myself perfectly.

[Disturbance]

you will have to wait for the next 100 years and also it would be quite expensive to upkeep.

I wish i had no papers.

[icewing]

but then your teacher is gonna give you...TONS OF PROJECTS.

i wish i had a magical wand that could make everything back to what is was

[Disturbance]

but then you would be like aged 100+ when that happens.

I wish i could magically transport myself.

[Black Miserie]

Granted, but you never get to where you are trying to teleport to!!!!!

I wish I had ebony-colored wings and could fly!

[Disturbance]

but then you will never ever find a place to land.
I wish i can recover soon.

[Black Miserie]

Granted, but then you get hit by a car and die....

I wish I could use magic!

[Disturbance]

but then you would have to sacrifice something impt in order to use it.

i wish that movies could get better.

[Black Miserie]

Granted, but you go blind and deaf, so you can't enjoy them...

I wish I could read minds.

[Disturbance]

but then you would hear all those things that you rather not hear like insults directed at you.

i wish life could be better

[Black Miserie]

Granted, but you don't live long enough to enjoy it...

I wish I had a good boyfriend...

[Disturbance]

granted, but something will go wrong eventually.

I wish i dont have any sicknesses.

[Black Miserie]

Dranted, but you get killed by an axe murderer.

I wish I didn't have allergies.

[Disturbance]

then you die younger o.o.

i wish everything was fair.

[Black Miserie]

Granted, but now life is dull.

I wish I was a real vampire.

[mangaluva]

granted but you will kill your most loved people

i wish my crush would like me back...

[werr]

Granted, but he turns out to be a manipulative and abusive person.

I wish my girlfriend didn't live so far away.

[Black Miserie]

Granted, but then you find uot she's really a he...

I wish I had a lifetime supply of chocolate...

[Darselo]

Granted, but then you are diagnosed with diabetes and can't eat it.

I wish I could sleep in more often...

[Black Miserie]

Granted, but then you miss out on everything you want to do because you slept through it...

I wish I had purple hair with black streaks

[Animus]

Granted, but you start balding before your mid 20s.

I wish the school days would be shorter.

[Black Miserie]

Granted, but they're ten times harder and twice as boring...

I wish I could dance...

[Animus]

Oh me too! :D

Anyways.... Granted, but you lose the ability to excel in anything else.

I wish I can get my braces off now.

[Black Miserie]

I know how you feel... Mine is an ankle brace, though :D

Granted, but your teeth end up coming out with them...

I wish I didn't have to take Algebra 2...

[mangaluva]

Granted but you all your other lessons are worse (much much worse)

I wish I can do all my work just by thinking it!! [ace  ]

[Zephyr of the Mist]

Granted, but now every time a thought pops into your head it happens.  (I wish that guy would just drop dead... *dies*)

I wish that I lost the keys to my new Fararri.

[Black Miserie]

Granted, but you lose everything else as well.....

I wish I could ship my little brothers off to Timbucktoo (prob. misspelled... oh well...)

[Darselo]

...granted, but then you realize you actually miss them. o.O

I wish the snow would hurry up and melt already.

[Black Miserie]

Granted, but then the temperature suddenly drops and freezes it all, so you have the ground covered in ice instead...

I wish I had a Harley Davidson motorcycle and a license to drive it...

[Melancholic]

But you'd crash and lose all the skin on your legs and arms.

I wish there was nore more bloody Daylight Saving Time in Canada.

[Black Miserie]

Granted, but now there's no daylight either :D

I wich I had a "modified" Mustang Mach One, done in purple and black :D

[Arya]

Granted, but its pocket sized. >3



I wish california wasnt sinking.

[Black Miserie]

Granted, now it's floating in the air!! :D

I wish I was beautiful...

[Arya]

granted! But now you have creepy stalkers! 






I wish sharks were vegetarians!

[Darselo]

Granted, but they eat all the kelp forests and other important vegetation, starting a chain reaction that ends up with the entire inter-ocean ecosystem being destroyed.

I wish I didn't have to answer the phone at work.

[mangaluva]

granted but forever on you wont be able to speak and you eventually fade away (as do all memories of you do too)

I wish Kataki would accept me as a half-sister on the Transcendence Family tree

[Arya]

granted, but then the tree dies. :(



I wish for a magic fairy that does all my chores for me =D

[Black Miserie]

Granted, but then I steal her.... XD

I wish I didn't have to clean the cat's litter box...

[Melancholic]

granted but your cat will die.

I wish I had a speeder bike

[mangaluva]

granted but there is just the bike (no wheels, handlebars etc.)

i wish all the work i ever need to do gets done without me needing to do it

[Black Miserie]

Granted, but you have to pay $100 an hour for the maid to do it, and she's a T-total bitch, but you can't find anyone else willing to take the job...

I wish I had violet hair and eyes...

[Darselo]

Granted, but your eyes and hair would be noticeably different and vaguely uncomplimentary shades of violet, and the mismatch would slowly drive you bonkers. Eventually it would get so bad that even a glimpse of yourself in a mirror would trigger a maniac episode and/or fainting.

I wish I could find a perfect pair of sandals that is available in my size and isn't crazy expensive... TT.TT

[mangaluva]

granted but you have to travel all round the world before finding them and they aren't crazy expensive, they are so expensive it unaffordable even for the richest people in world's money put together. and they become really disgusting after you wear them for 5 minutes...

I wish that time would slow down so I could fit everything in in life...

[Arya]

Granted, but you're currently sitting through an algebra lecture thats gonna feel like it's dragging on 50 thousand years longer than normal. And after algebra, you have to go english and study prepositional phrases.


I wish I had pizza right now 

[mangaluva]

I enjoy maths and english!!

Granted but you can't even move theres that much

I wish I can do great in flute and piano without practising...

[Disturbance]

but then  you will suck in your studies.

I wish i was excellent at everything.

[oOblackwhiteOo]

granted, but you'll live forever with a giant head.


i wish my dog wouldn't be so mean..

[mangaluva]

Granted but it'll be really lazy and eventually not eat and die... 

I wish life wasn't so hard and tough

[Moonlit Phoenix]

Granted, but now your life is so easy and you're surrounded by so many Mary Sues and Gary Stues that you bore yourself to death.

I wish...for more time.

[mangaluva]

Granted but time drags on making it feel like its longer but its just stretched out longer

I wish to have my way in everything!

[Ryu]

Granted, but when you have your way in everything, you only have yourself to blame when screws up.

I wish that I knew Japanese so I could read raws. 

[mangaluva]

Granted but you are piled with all the work to do

I wish for summer holidays to be sooner!

[Darselo]

Granted, but they'll be over sooner too.

I wish I had more motivation to get things done...

[mangaluva]

Granted but you do everything and the world goes to a deep sleep because of that and so you do more and more and die of exhaustion

I wish i had more exams and stuff!  (not really but yano )

[Ryu]

Granted, but now you're dead from  .

I wish that homework didn't exist. =_=

[mangaluva]

Granted but then you'd have to do Home-Learning like I do...

I wish I could be good at things with no practicing or revision.

[oOblackwhiteOo]

granted but you'll be so good, no one wants to be friends with you 

i wish summer will never end.

[mangaluva]

granted but suddenly everything froze in the middle of summer.

I wish I could have multiple wishes.

[Ryu]

Granted, but then everybody would look for a way to corrupt them. 

I wish that I had skill in performing arts.

[mangaluva]

Granted you would be awful awful awful in everything in life

I wish people wouldn't try to corrupt my wishes if my wish for multiple wishes came true.

[Black Miserie]

Granted, but you can never remember what it was you were going to wish for in the first place.... XD

I wish my cat would stop being a klepto!!!

[Arya]

Granted, but now he's/she's has an uncontrollable gas problem. >>;



I wish I had a giant box of peanut butter captain crunch! =D
(thats a delicious cereal btw, for those of you who are deprived of it's yummy-yummy-goodness like everyone who lives in AUSTRALIA! >.<)

[Black Miserie]

Granted, but you can't eat it, because it's all FAKE!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! XD

I wish I was blind...

[Arya]

wow that was so mean HAHAHA!

Granted.... BUT you're constantly blinded by light!

I wish I had some glow in the dark pink nail polish =D

[Krissy]

Granted. but all your nails fall off 

I wish it was warmer outside.

[Black Miserie]

Granted, but you're always cold....

I wish I was a fallen angel, they're so cool...

[Arya]

Granted but he not gorgeous and he has a gas problem >>;;;


I wish I could read and speak Japanese so I didnt hafta wait on slow translations for manga XD

[Black Miserie]

Granted, but you are BANNED from manga for EVA!!!

I wish I weren't so ugly...... :(

[`Shally.]

     
Granted but I put glue on yoour face. ^0^

I wish for a corrupted wish.

[Black Miserie]

Granted, but then I fix it!

I wish to be able to SLEEP!