Corrupt A Wish

[Disturbance]

it could sound worse.
i wish people could be less...... i mean... lesser of the two evils, perhaps?

[icewing]

.....huh?

i wish there were less stuck up people

[Disturbance]

but then you will have nothing to complain about then.

i wish that =.= i could eat whatever i liked.

[icewing]

but then you'll get fat.

i wish people don't get fat. ever.

[Disturbance]

then everything would be based on your dressing style or whatnot.

i wish we humans weren't so competitive.

[Honeymixer]

granted ~ instead of competing with each other, people now get really hairy so everyone's equal... 

i wish i could "glamor" people, like vampires do 

[Disturbance]

you could be bullied. O_O for acting like a ....... i guess VVIP?

I wish the world was fair.

[icewing]

but it's too fair and too boring.


i wish whales are bigger

[Disturbance]

later they too big.

i wish i cuold eat salmon

[icewing]

but by then all of them are extinct

i wish braces didn't hurt as much

[Melancholic]

then your teeth wouldn't be straight

I wish it was the old west....

[Disturbance]

but the new one is better

[icewing]

question?

i wish skipping was easier

[Disturbance]

but then other things would be harder.

I wish there was something to substitute coffee.

[icewing]

but then it doesn't taste as good.

i wish chocolate tasted good AND was healthy

[Disturbance]

well, you can't get the best of both worlds - one or none.

i wish i had a mechanism to 

[icewing]

but then you break a bone or something.

i wish the world had less CO₂

[Melancholic]

Then all the plants would die

I wish my knees weren't always in pain

[Disturbance]

but then other areas will be hurt.

I wish i was as free as a bird

[Furgeson]

Granted, except birds arent free. As you know, many human being keep birds in locked cages, tightly secured behind bars, and forget to feed them. I believe Xye does that.

I wish that Xye's bird hadnt died under her care =__=

[icewing]

O_O. but then Xye wouldn't...uh...be Xye.

i wish people can't feel pain

[Disturbance]

then they will be hurt emotionally.

I wish we had unlimited brain power

[icewing]

but then it overloads like Koyo.

i wish i could see 10 years later Tsuna. <3

[Disturbance]

KHR would then END O_O horrifying.
I wish i could see what kwahira is O_O

[icewing]

but then he's actually really ugly.

i wish G was back again.

[Disturbance]

But it would mean a time reversal O_O or something

[icewing]

ahem. question?

i wish tsuna wins shimon.

[Disturbance]

obviously, but it would mean the future arc would end earlier.

i wish tsuna and shimon wwould unite again as brothers.

[icewing]

ohohoho! but then there would be no battle and memories of the 1st bosses.

i wish the sun explodes in a hundred years.

[Disturbance]

then there will be global warming.
i wish there wasnt global warming and climate change.

[icewing]

but that's just how the world is.

i wish i knew both korean and japanese

[Disturbance]

but then you'll fail both.

I wish i knew japanese.

[icewing]

but then you'll have more to translate and less time to sleep.

i wish Xye actually looked at my QC. it's been a while.

[Disturbance]

but then you have to waste lots of time..........

i wish i had more time. 

[icewing]

but then life would have no meaning.

i wish i had a sweater

[Disturbance]

but you will still lose it.

I wish i had something to cover my face up with (im hideous)

[icewing]

*GASP* NO DISTURBY!! YOU WILL NOT COVER UP YOUR FACE!  we are all beautiful! (our harem)


i wish forums could have audio tags

[Disturbance]

then you will keep hearing the music that charmy hates.

I wish forums could be omnipotent.

[icewing]

but people need their privacy

i wish mangafox gives our scans better quality

[Disturbance]

It could be worse.

I wish SG would end soon.

[icewing]

but the extra is taking forever

i wish someone could do my work for me

[Disturbance]

then you'll have nothing to do.

I wish................................i had something to do. 

[icewing]

but then you're a couch potato.

i wish chicken nuggets are healthy

[Disturbance]

but you'll grow fat from eating too much.

i wish there wasn't fats

[icewing]

that's why they're healthy......O_O


but then we'd all die.

i wish people were nearly perfect

[Disturbance]

everybody would be looking and poking out each other flaws.

I wish humans were perfect.

[icewing]

but then everyone is so boring now.

i wish people were nicer

[Disturbance]

then they will not be human.

I wish the world was fair

[icewing]

but then the economy will face disaster. some bribery might save our planet.

i wish there wasn't any bribery

[Disturbance]

the world is imperfect.

I wish i had more time.

[icewing]

but then who has extra time?

i wish my hands were always warm 

[Disturbance]

then you'll never know whats it like to be cold.

i wish....................i had more free time.

[icewing]

but then i already answered this question....xD

i wish hw could be done magically! 

[Tomo]

but then they'd be done wrong

i wish my mid-term would be easy

[icewing]

but then what's the point?

i wish my hw could be done perfectly by itself. HA! TAKE THAT!

[Melancholic]

but it's always in 6 different languages

I wish i had a job

[icewing]

but then you'll become unemployed. again.

i wish i could be MIA without anyone knowing

[Disturbance]

but you'll still return anyway......

i wish i could travel the world

[icewing]

but you don't have the money.

i wish i had a nice soul

[Disturbance]

but you'll be corrupted by lily anyway.

I wish there wasnt any corruption.

[icewing]

but no matter what you still end up corrupted.

i wish people do not get angry

[Disturbance]

but then they will be all machoist and sadistic.
i wish people weren't so sadistic.

[icewing]

but then where will lily go?

i wish sharwie wasn't scaryyyy

[Cestra]

but then everybody else will be.

I wish it would rain more.

[icewing]

but then a flood starts.

i wish the world was PERFECTO!

[Cestra]

but then there'd be no people in it.

i wish my physics homework would do itself correctly and punctually, and that I could find it when I need to turn it in. 

[icewing]

xD. but then what will you learn?

i wish everyone is healthy and no anorexia or bulimia.

[Cestra]

but then our lives would all be shorter

I wish my brain could gain knowledge as I want it to.

[icewing]

but then you suddenly end up with brain fever.


i wish my book reports could be done

[Cestra]

but then you'd never find them 

i wish time could stop just long enough around me that I could finish my english essay and my college essay.

[Disturbance]

then its today's the deadline.


i wish time could stop and then i'll get to do things i have to do in the future - so I DONT HAVE TO DO THEM ANYMORE~

[icewing]

but then the world becomes messed up because of what you did

i wish i could find anyone (as in stalking) SHARWIE! 

[Disturbance]

you will never...because sharwie is ghostie~~~

I wish i know somebody whose in transcendence, from real life.
(not that i don't.... but it would be nice...)

[Tomo]

but then they could hunt you down more easily

i wish my brother was less annoying

[icewing]

but then it's boring! xD

i wish netizens were more caring

[Disturbance]

then they would be humanitarians instead

I wish no corruption existed

[icewing]

but then icey would've been naive


i wish little kids weren't as naive

[Disturbance]

or else why is adults that corrupted?

i wish everybody was naive.

[icewing]

but then no one is in reality anymore.

i wish i don't bump into corners or into doors anymore

[Cestra]

but then there would be neither corners nor doors.

I wish college apps were shorter and easier

[Furgeson]

Granted, but the none of the colleges you wish to go to accept you.

I wish I could find my earphones/ I FOUND my damned earphones T.T

[icewing]

but then they fall down into the toilet and are GONE FOREVA.

i wish candy was healthy! :D

[Melody]

Granted, but they taste bad. really bad.

I wish i didn't have to write an essay at ten thirty at night on holloween (which is what i'm doing now)

[icewing]

but then you'll fail that class.

i wish my squiby miriel evolved sooner.

[Disturbance]

then you'll have to find another cute squiby to replace which takes time.

I wish i was more motivated

[icewing]

but then the motivation dies.

i wish i'll have a good life.

[Disturbance]

but you will still die anyway. <.<

I wish i have more motivation.

[icewing]

but then you'll run out of it soon enough.

i wish gum didn't lose its flavor

[Cestra]

but then it'd get stuck in your hair 

I wish english teachers graded easier :)

[icewing]

but then you'd still fail.

i wish i could eat all the deserts i want and not get fat.

[Melancholic]

I can't really corrupt that. I'd be impressed if you could eat even one desert.
If you mean dessert then i'd have to say
But you'd always be sick from all the sugar.

I wish people would stop using the word "epic" improperly.

[icewing]

O_O  i meant desserts xD.  hm...AHA! I FOUND IT!  nvm...



but then people won't use it at all.

[charmy]

icey! you didn't wish for anything! D:


i wish unicorns were real.

[icewing]

ack. i'm being infected by disturby.

but then all the horses will disappear.

i wish people don't "HATE"

[Tomo]

but then we wouldn't have a word to describe those really really really really annoying people

i wish people didn't use the word "evil"

[icewing]

but then the theory of good vs evil wouldn't be there

i wish i had more money

[icewing]

xD i think melan answered the wrong wish. xD

i wish boba tea was more cheap

[Michelle]

Then, the ingredients they used wouldn't be as good causing the boba tea to be disgusting

I wish I would stop procrastinating.

[icewing]

but then you'll get tempted to procrastinate again.

i wish my hw could be done

[Disturbance]

but it will take hours to dooooo.

i wish i could drink lots of soda.