Corrupt A Wish

[Angel~]

Granted, but it is a flesheating monster that eats you alive.

I wish for less work.

[Vauxhall]

Granted but the work that would have otherwise been yours manifests as a grotesque hump on your back and as time goes on, the hump's load gets heavier and heavier until you're rendered unable to walk.

I wish I had more time.

[Angel~]

Granted, but now you are superbored all the time.

I wish for more bags <3

[Vauxhall]

Granted, but they're all of very low quality and break apart when filled with something over 10 grams in weight.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

[Angel~]

Granted, but now you have nothing to do.

I wish I wouldn't be this easily distracted...

[`Shally.]

granted, but you love us so much that you get so distracted.

I wish everyone could come back to TRANS. :c

[Pau]

granted but they leave instantly

i wish your wish could come true though :c

[`Shally.]

Granted, but wishes don't really come true. D:

I wish someone could join the game.

[Pau]

granted, but i think roze is busy so its pretty much just us (or you since i have to leave soon. gome  )

i wish it was morning

[`Shally.]

granted, but it never goes dark and the bright light shines on your beautiful face alllllllllll day.

I wish I can find a way to download fonts at school without getting an error block.

[Pau]

granted but the downloaded fonts were corrupted

i wish i had more time :\

[`Shally.]

granted, but when there's time there's more jobs to do

I wish I could gain weight.

[Vauxhall]

Granted, but you now have gained so much that you can only roll to places.

I wish my throat wasn't so sore.

[`Shally.]

granted but it only lasted for 2 seconds.

I wish i could draw better

[Vauxhall]

Granted. Now you can't write or type anymore. You can only draw.

I wish I had more tea.

[Pau]

Granted but they were only tea bags and no water

[Vauxhall]

Uhhh... You had no wish? xD
Then I'll start again...

I wish Pau made a wish.

[`Shally.]

granted but then you took it from her.

I wish there were more guys on here.

[Pau]

granted but they ran away as soon as they saw Vaux's sparkling aura.

I wish I could finish my introduction for my thesis...

oh wait, i could ask this in the homework thread

[`Shally.]

Granted, but it made no sense with the rest of the storyline.

I wish I could find my cleaner test of Transcendence D: [I lost it]

[Pau]

granted but the file got corrupted

i wish i can be a full fledged editor soon~ 

[`Shally.]

Granted, but then the group that you worked for all died.

I wish I can be a great editor like pau.

[^Renny^]

granted but then your PC crashes

I wish I had money

[Pau]

granted, but they were fake.

i wish i could go cherry blossom viewing (too bad there isn't one in our country  )

[`Roze`]

granted, but when you go there's too many people and you can't see them.

I wish school was over and it was summer break!

[Disturbance]

granted, but it's autumn now.

I wish there were more staff here XD

[sleepyviolets]

granted, but everyone just sits around talking in the forums/chat and no one does anything productive so transcendence ceases to release scanlations.
^ MY VERY REAL CONCERN. LOL

i wish winter break were a little longer so i could visit even more friends during that time OTL

[Disturbance]

granted, but your friends are stuck with other commitments.

I wish life would be fair.

[sleepyviolets]

oh geez that's way too likely to actually happen *sobs

granted, but life gets sunburnt and develops skin cancer.

i wish everyone on the bus would be quiet so i could get some more sleep on the way to work :c

[Disturbance]

granted, but you got on the wrong bus.


I wish the weather would stop being so cold...

[sleepyviolets]

granted! buuuuut instead it's hot & rainy.

i wish i could remember to pack nicer things for breakfast.

[Disturbance]

granted, but you don't have the time to slowly enjoy eating your breakfast.

I wish I have longer off days 

[sleepyviolets]

(omfg no. i forgot my breakfast this morning T______T)

granted, but it's b/c you got fired and so now every day is an off day. whoops..........

i wish my work had more interesting drink selections in the kitchen. (right now we only have a few types of coffee, 3-4 tea blends, and hot chocolate)

[`Roze`]

Granted, but the water pipes bust in your building so you have no water to make your drinks.

I wish I didn't have to go to work.

[Disturbance]

granted, but now you have to finish your work at home on a weekend.

I wish weekends were longer.

[sleepyviolets]

(i would personally have no problem w/ working at home or on a weekend. that's what's going to happen next month anyway sooooo LOL)

granted! but weekdays have also been made longer :/

i wish there were an express train that ran to work 24/7 so i wouldn't have to rent an apartment for busy season.

[Disturbance]

granted, but you were transferred away to a new place.

I wish that I have more money.

[sleepyviolets]

granted but you can't ever access any of it, it'll just sit collecting dust in a foundation.

i wish it had rained today too :(

[Disturbance]

THAT IS SO MEAN OF YOU NIELLE 

granted, but you had to go out and work in the rain.

I wish i was more efficient in my work...

[sleepyviolets]

(hehehe sorry!!!!!!)

granted but you finished everything too fast and sat around for a long time waiting for more work so you got fired.

i wish my friends had not chosen to eat at a bar for lunch today....

[Disturbance]

granted but you ended up in a diner which gave you shitty food.

I wish packing was easy.

[`Shally.]

Granted, but while packing, your package exploded due to too many in one package.

I wish I wasn't allergic to anything.

[Angel~]

Granted, but now you can't stand the color blue.

I wish I could control the speed of time.