Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Samu]

Here's an example how this game works-
Person A: Fortunately, I got a new car.
Person B: Unfortunately, it no longer works.
Person C: Fortunately, I called in a mechanic.
Person D: Unfortunately, he dropped dead.
and so on and so on. 


So, I'll start!

Fortunately, I found loads of money on the street the other day.

[Lampi]

Unfortunately it was monopoly money.

[Angel~]

Fortunately a collector wanted it and gave you golden coins for it

[Harrstein]

unfortunately, the gold is also fake

[Angel~]

Fortunately it was chocolate

[Krissy]

Unfortunately it melted

[Lampi]

Fortunately I put it in the freezer and it's edible again 

[Samu]

Unfortunately it tastes disgusting.

[Lampi]

Fortunately, you ate it all, so I don't have to taste it :-)

[verdandi]

Unfortunately, you got a massive stomach ache.

[Lampi]

Fortunately, I have some medicine against it :-)

[Samu]

Unfortunately, it turns out you are allergic to the medicine.

[Krissy]

Fortunately, it went away by itself.

[Lampi]

Unfortunately, now there's no medicine left in case anything might happen...

[verdandi]

Fortunately, you live next to a drug store.

[Krissy]

Unfortunately, everything they sell is super over priced.

[Angel~]

Fortunately, you get a neighbour discount

[Lampi]

Unfortunately, I'm broke (because the coins I got were fake )

[Angel~]

Fortunately, a random stranger thinks you are his long lost trice-removed cousin and hands you an inheritance from his granny.

[verdandi]

Unfortunately, it's just a bunch of cats.

[Angel~]

Fortunately they were really rare and you could sell them for a lot of money

[Lampi]

Unfortunately, I won't - I just start to live with them

[Angel~]

Fortunately, the cats became your best friends

[verdandi]

Unfortunately, they all wanted your full attention and fought jealously amongst themselves.

[Lampi]

Fortunately, the noise they make fighting scared away a robber who wanted to steal something from the cats' favourite place.

[Krissy]

Unfortunately, they stole your car instead.

[verdandi]

Fortunately, they returned it with a filled gas tank.

[Lampi]

Unfortunately, the gas tank is now full, but the engine is broken.

[Krissy]

Fortunately, you knew how to fix it.

[Lampi]

Unfortunately, it can now only go at 150 km/h and up...

[Angel~]

Fortunately all the speed limits have gone up as well andyou don't get tickets ever.

[tinnako]

Unfortunately, you sped so fast that you had a bit of an accident. (Oh no, sorry that's morbid!)

[Angel~]

Fortunately, there was a handsome firefighter nearby to save you from danger and you get away without a scracth.

[verdandi]

Unfortunately, you were wearing a skirt and he saw your panties! 

[Lampi]

Fortunately, they were clean and looked nice   

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately, he got captivated by them and now stalks you

[verdandi]

Fortunately, he only tries to keep you from getting hurt.

[Krissy]

Unfortunately, he is super over protective

[Blobsndrees]

Fortunately, because of that he manages to save you from 206 perverts

[verdandi]

Unfortunately, his legs are broken by the last one and he can no longer follow you around.

[Krissy]

Fortunately, he got his friend to follow you around.

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately, his friend was the 207th stalker that nobody knew

[verdandi]

Fortunately, he is a pretty crappy stalker and you can see him from a mile away.

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately you are athletically inept and he has no shame in life so he openly stalks you.

[Aurelia]

Fortunately, you issue a restraining order.

[Krissy]

Unfortunately, he doesn't care.

[Blobsndrees]

Fortunately the government realizes how important you are and designates you as a national treasure, giving you an army of SPs to beat up the stalker.

[Krissy]

Unfortunately, everyone wants to see the national treasure and you have piles of people in front of your house.

[verdandi]

Fortunately, all the stress you've been under makes you spontaneously evolve and learn the ability to turn invisible.

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately you were ran over by a tank when you tried to cross the road because the traffic lights were flashing amber, and flashing amber means the car can move, as long as you don't SEE anyone crossing the road.

[Fairth]

Fortunatly, I'm not sure to get Blobsndrees, so you're safe and eating pizza !! 

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately blob explains everything:
The traffic light has many settings, the most famous is the green light, it means cars can move, the next one is the red light, it means cars can't move and people can cross the road without being steamrollered by trucks. Then some traffics light have the option of flashing yellow, this one means if the driver sees there aren't any humans in front of them, they can step on the pedal and anything that happens after that is all fine.
So you're actually in ICU, where beyond the pearly gates of hell is a pizza. Oh wait you've already crossed the gates and you're eating it though... That's unfortunate :(

[Fairth]

Fortunatly, your cousin is a mad scientist, who got you a whole new body with lots of new options !!
(In my country, Orange light means you should accelerate or you'll be struck by the red light  )

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately your cousin also changes your gender by "accident", you get turned into an alien 

[Krissy]

Fortunately, he was able to revert you back to your original form.

[Nonii]

Unfortunately, everyone else u know gets reverted in the process.

[Fairth]

Fortunatly, you don't know that much people.

[Krissy]

Unfortunately, the few people that you know are scared away.

[verdandi]

Fortunately, you didn't like them much anyway...

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately it means you've been a loner for all your life.

[Angel~]

Fortunately you can build people from scrap metal and you're not alone anymore!

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately the people you build hate you too

[verdandi]

Fortunately, you can mass-program them to like you instead.

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately the government bans clones and so they all get confiscated from you and used as clone troopers

[Angel~]

Fortunately, spiders befriend you

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately they just wanna eat you.

[Angel~]

Fortunately you kill them with a flamethrower

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately the flamethrower gas tank explodes, on you.

[Angel~]

Fortunately you wore protective gear

[Aurelia]

Unfortunately, it wasnt very good

[Blobsndrees]

Fortunately you find out through this incident you were immune to flamethrowers exploding

[Aurelia]

Unfortunately, your immunity doesn't last long

[Blobsndrees]

Fortunately superman saves you

[Angel~]

Unfortunately, it was only a cosplayer and his cape catches fire and you both burn.

[Blobsndrees]

Fortunately Batman comes in to save you both

[Krissy]

Unfortunately, Joker shows up and you are forgotten.

[Aurelia]

Unfortunately, it was only a cosplayer and his cape catches fire and you both burn.

ROFL

Fortunately Iron Man comes in and saves Batman's butt and yours.

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately someone activated a supermagnet inside the fire and you all got pulled back in (including joker)

[Angel~]

Fortunately Thor comes along and smashes the magnet saving you all before you get pulled in the fire

[verdandi]

Unfortunately, his beautiful hair burns away and he runs away, crying like a little girl.

[Angel~]

Fortunately, the Hulk comes to your rescue.

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately I don't know who he is

[Aurelia]

Fortunately, Captain America reminds you

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately he just  happens to be a stranger to me too

[Aurelia]

Fortunately you meet them and they become your friends

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately, like all others in this universe, they end up hating you after 2 seconds.

[Aurelia]

Fortunately, you become a little more optimistic....

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately, nobody cares about you anymore.

[Aurelia]

Well okay then... 

Fortunately, he runs and gets away from it all

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately he hits a pole while running away

[Aurelia]

Fortunately he gets back up and keeps running

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately he bumps into the gangster of all gangster kings and he gets extorted

[Aurelia]

Fortunately he ends up not getting killed

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately he has nothing left, not even his organs which were sold on the blackmarket

[Aurelia]

Fortunately he buys them all back

[Angel~]

Unfortunately they were not his and he dies of infections

[verdandi]

Fortunately, you were tired of him anyway.

[Angel~]

Unfortunately he comes back to haunt you as a zombie with a half decayed body   

[Aurelia]

Fortunately, he is a very cool zombie and is casted in a major horror film! 

[Krissy]

Unfortunately, he was very bad at acting and got fired.