Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Fairth]

Fortunatly, the torturer fell for you, and only forced you to watch Romance and eat pink food with him... for 115 years~

[Vauxhall]

Unfortunately, you now can't stomach any food that isn't pink. Damn torturer.

[verdandi]

Fortunately, your stomach realizes its actually blind since it lacks eyes, and you are soon able to eat all different colors of foods again.

[Vauxhall]

Unfortunately, you are now unable to eat your favourite food prior to your pink food torture cum tragic love story.

[Pau]

fortunately, you hit your head which made you forget all the tortures you had.

[Krissy]

Unfortunately, you forgot who you are as well.

[Pau]

Forunately, that occurence made you start a new life as a different person (since you forgot who you are)

[Angel~]

Unfortunately, you decide to be a serial killer

[xianchan]

Fortunately, you're good at what you do.

[Vauxhall]

Unfortunately, despite your skill, you happened to get caught by a female police officer - who also happens to be the love of your (new) life. She's now forever disappointed in you.

[xianchan]

Fortunately, she learns all of your victims were actually horrible serial killers themselves, including the monster who killed her parents, so now she's starting to soften up.

[Vauxhall]

Unfortunately, just as she was about to warm up to you, you accidentally kill her cat in a fit of rage (it wouldn't move from your seat on the couch).

[xianchan]

Fortunately, the anger management counselor you start seeing after this incident turns out to be your long lost childhood sweetheart.

[Angel~]

Unfortunately, she turns out to be lesbian

[Vauxhall]

Fortunately, as you're wallowing in the misery that is your love life, you come across a $100 note on the floor. You pick it up and are instantly $100 richer. Lucky you!

[Angel~]

Unfortunately it was fake and you go to prison for trying to spend it.

[xianchan]

Fortunately, you don't get very much time, and once you get out, you land an awesome job.

[Vauxhall]

Unfortunately, the job doesn't satisfy your need for adventure and fast-paced environments, and it's very dull. So you quit after just three hours into it.

[Angel~]

Fortunately, you get picked up by a travelling circus.

[xianchan]

Unfortunately, they want you to dress us for the Bearded Lady part.

[Vauxhall]

Fortunately, you aren't a lady so you can grow a beard fairly easily.

[Angel~]

Unfortunately, since you are now useless to them, they feed you to the lions.

[Vauxhall]

Fortunately, you escape the lions via the tranquilizer gun you keep on you in case of emergencies.
You escape with your life to a forest nearby, slightly out of breath and in utter disbelief that your circus friends would be so callous with your life.

[xianchan]

Unfortunately, you run into a gang of mountain bandits.

[Vauxhall]

Fortunately, they accept you the way your circus friends never did, and you become a mountain bandit yourself.

[Angel~]

Unfortunately there was a mole who betrays you to the cops.

[Vauxhall]

Fortunately, the mole wasn't the brightest bulb out there and didn't specify what crime they were reporting you for. Uninformed, the cops let you go scot free.

[Angel~]

Unfortunately the misunderstanding got cleared up and they hunt you down.

[Vauxhall]

Fortunately, by this time, you're already thousands of miles away and you are then able to start a new life, in a new country, with a new name.

[Angel~]

Unfortunately, your new identity is recognized as an illegal immigrant and you get deported.

[`Shally.]

Fortunately, you managed to escape from getting caught by the POPO.

[Pau]

unfortunately, they managed to stick to you a tracking device. now knowing you whereabouts

[`Shally.]

Fortunately, the found out that the tracking device was on the wrong culprit, so you managed to get away.

[Pau]

unfortunately, the police hav joined forces with nbi and they can now track you down with the latest technologies

[`Shally.]

Fortunately, NBI that the police asked to help was actually on your side.

[Pau]

unfortunately, they were double agents pretending to befriend you, with the intention of betrayal.

[`Shally.]

Fortunately, a villain came to rescue you from those FBI agents when they were knocked out by his sleep gas.

[Pau]

unfortunately, that villains goal was the reward for your head. so he took you to a certain location where the police and NBI where carefully hiding.

[Vauxhall]

Fortunately, the villain's car broke down along the way and while he was calling for a roadside service, you realise his plot and escape.