Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Aurelia]

Fortunately, though, he was hired for a commercial!

[Pau]

unfortunately the commercial was cancelled

[Aurelia]

Fortunately, he made lots of money prior to being fired.

[verdandi]

Unfortunately, he's a zombie and doesn't know how to spend it.

[Krissy]

Fortunately, a nice person taught him how to spend it. 

[`Shally.]

Unfortunately, he spend it by giving it away to strangers.

[Aurelia]

Fortunately the strangers are nice people and share!

[verdandi]

Uuuuuunfortunately they're pretty dumb and only share it with fountains and wishing wells.

[`Shally.]

Fortunately, the man pick the money back and shares again.

[Vauxhall]

Unfortunately, there was a sudden economic inflation and now his money is worth 100x less.

[`Shally.]

Fortunately, a kind lady picks him up and give him happiness.


(i'm getting off-topic....  )

[Vauxhall]

Uuuuunfortunately, the 'lady' happens to be a dude in disguise - which may or may not change anything for this man.

(How are you getting off-topic?)

[`Shally.]

Fortunately, the man was a gay so they still had a fun time.

(because it sounds like it)

[verdandi]

(DUUUUUUDE looks like a LADY!)

Unfortunately, we have lots of minors 'round these parts, so they only played scrabble.

[`Shally.]

Fortunately, the adults didn't care and let the minors do whatever.

[verdandi]

Unfortunately, they took over the chat box.

[Aurelia]

But fortunately, no one minded!

[`Shally.]

Unfortunately, a sword battle began.

[Krissy]

fortunately, it was a friendly battle.

[verdandi]

Unfortunately, it was too friendly, and it never got anywhere.

[Lampi]

Fortunately, at least noone was hurt.

[Vauxhall]

Unfortunately, the weather took a turn for the worse and evolved into a lightning storm.

[Krissy]

Fortunately, everyone was inside.

[Lampi]

Unfortunately, the houses didn't have lightning rods.

[`Shally.]

Fortunately, there was a shield ^(magic).

[Vauxhall]

Unfortunately, the magic shield wore out 5 minutes into the lightning storm.

Three unfortunately's in a row. *-* #BadLuckVaux

[Blobsndrees]

fortunately they built a lightning rod in 4 minutes 58 seconds.

[verdandi]

Unfortunately, since it was a rush job, it was shoddy craftsmanship and fell down in 2 minutes.

[Lampi]

Fortunately, it was a short storm and ended fast enough.

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately a car lands on top of you.

[Vauxhall]

Fortunately, it was just a stuffed toy car. Much to your relief.

[Krissy]

Unfortunately, it was covered in itching powder.

[Aurelia]

Fortunately, you're immune to itching powder!

[verdandi]

Unfortunately, the person next to you is not and dies from a serious allergy.

[Blobsndrees]

Fortunately it's not you.

[Vauxhall]

Unfortunately, you had to attend their funeral, disrupting your plans with a hot date.

[Lampi]

Fortunately, your date does not mind and wants to see you again.

[Krissy]

unfortunately, that was a lie and they never called you again.

[verdandi]

Fortunately, you've had a rise in popularity lately, (see: stalkers a few pages back), and you're able to find another one.

[Aurelia]

Unfortunately your popularity drops as soon as you notice them.

[Angel~]

Fortunately they secretely stalk you

[Krissy]

Unfortunately, they start stealing your stuff.

[Angel~]

Fortunately you have enough money to replace it

[verdandi]

Unfortunately, they steal your money.

[Angel~]

Fortunately you catch them, fall in love with one and marry that one

[Krissy]

Unfortunately, they are just pretending and hoping to get half your stuff when you get divorced.

[Aurelia]

Fortunately, you were too good for her anyway. 

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately, they made you sign a contract when you were drunk so that when divorced, they would get everything and you get thrown out on the streets.

[Angel~]

Fortunately, you get picked up by a rich lady and taken care of

[verdandi]

Unfortunately, she has 12 cats (this is based on a true story - some lady died in my town and left 12 cats.  I saw an adoption ad about it yesterday).

[Angel~]

Fortunately, you love cats

[Krissy]

unfortunately, cats don't love you. 

[Lampi]

Fortunately, she also has a dog who loves you a lot.

[Angel~]

Unfortunately, you hate dogs

[verdandi]

Fortunately, it dies within a week.

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately, you get arrested on suspicion of murdering the dog

[Angel~]

Fortunately, it is proven that the cat did it

[verdandi]

Unfortunately, he's after you next.

[Angel~]

Fortunately the cat goes to jail for life

[Vauxhall]

Unfortunately, the cat breaks out.

[Angel~]

Fortunately, the guards shoot it down

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately it shoots you just before it dies

[`Shally.]

Fortunately, the bullet did not go too deep into your body.

[Kiriane]

Unfortunately it was still bad enough to land you in hospital.

[`Shally.]

Fortunately, the doctors got the bullet out.

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately you are possessed and cursed by a vengeful cat which turns you into a half cat person.

[`Shally.]

Fortunately, God came down and purify you/me. [ihavenoidea]

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately the god is into neko mimi and leaves you with the ears and a tail

[`Shally.]

Fortunately, the goddess, wife of god, loves you and helped out.

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately she's jealous of your oh so beautiful self after asking the mirror who's the most beautiful person in the world so she starts throwing apples at you.

[Vauxhall]

Fortunately, she had bad aim and the apple missed by a long shot.

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately the other 9000 apples thrown from space come down on earth with the force of a meteorite and destroys the world.

[`Shally.]

Fortunately, Lia came to save the day.

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately the applejuice from apples leak out and you die from cyanide poisoning

[`Shally.]

Fortunately, it went through you because of powers.

[Blobsndrees]

Unfortunately Lia isn't enough to stop the second onslaught of apples and everyone dies again

[Kiriane]

Fortunately they are brought back to life with the help of dragonballs.

[Vauxhall]

Unfortunately, you only had 100 dragonballs to resurrect 100 people.

[Blobsndrees]

Fortunately God's father slapped god and the goddess in their heads with a paper fan and everything went back to normal.

[Vauxhall]

Unfortunately, "normal" meant you are now a cat who is allergic to cats. Meaning you'll die soon. Because of your allergy.

[Kiriane]

Fortunately you travel a long road and manage to find a witch who says that she has a potion which will turn you back into a human.

[verdandi]

Unfortunately, she lied.

[Blobsndrees]

Fortunately she's allergic to cats too so she at least turns you into a cyborg human

[`Shally.]

unfortunately, it had a trick to making you look like a broken piece of trash.

[Blobsndrees]

Fortunately it at least holds together long enough for you to reach the goddess of cyborgs who turns you into a real human.

[`Shally.]

Unfortunately, the goddess of witches quickly destroys you before you reached to them goddess, themselves.

[Blobsndrees]

fortunately your soul survives and you are reincarnated as gandalf the yellow

[`Shally.]

Unfortunately, the witch put a spell on you right after you reicarneted.

[Blobsndrees]

Fortunately your prince ever so charming wakes you up by kissing you.

[`Shally.]

unfortunately, it only likes men like blob, so the spell is still on you.

[Blobsndrees]

Fortunately you wake up anyways because the curse was for your prince charming to be gay, so not having a prince charming turned out to be a blessing.

[`Shally.]

Unfortunately, the prince charming already had a fiance and she wooped your ass after you woke up.

[Vauxhall]

Fortunately, you can't feel pain anymore so it was a-okay in the end.

[`Shally.]

Unfortunately, other people see you as a zombie for not feeling any pain.

[Blobsndrees]

Fortunately you don't give a **** about them

[`Shally.]

Unfortunately, you care a slight bit even though you don't show it.

[Blobsndrees]

Fortunately you're normal apart from being undead so nobody knows unless someone tells them, but after a few centuries, nobody remembers you being undead anymore so you live a perfectly comfortable life travelling from here to there and everywhere.

[`Shally.]

Unfortunately, one day a kid went missing and the cops found it in your home. But sadly the child was dead, so they're accussing you for murder.

[Blobsndrees]

Fortunately you only get sentenced to 115 years in prison, after which you come back out and it's like a pleasant time skip to you.

[`Shally.]

Unfortunately, those 115 years in prison, you were tortured to confess every single year, month, day, hour, minute, and seconds.