King of the Hill 2

[Aurelia]

Okay... I'm not exactly sure I'm allowed to do this.... but since the other thread is kind of dead and I love this super awesome game...

I present to you King of the Hill 2!

The Rules: Take posession of the hill from the person before you using any means necessary. (Be creative and have fun! XD) After your long rant, proclaim "MY HILL!"

Okay, the game starts NOW!

Aurelia randomly walks up an old abandoned hill. She sticks a flag in it, then proclaims to the world...

MY HILL!

[Aurelia]

Aurelia summons an army of Fishbots <>< *bloop* who rush over to the hill and eat all of Rio's rainbow poo's. They all chant and cheer when Lia proclaims...

...MY HILL! 

[Aurelia]

The fishbots built a giant toilet, and flushed the giant rainbow poo down it. Then they danced and threw confetti and proclaimed:

MY HILL! :3

[Blobsndrees]

blob orders a million of his followers to tunnel under the hill and dig out all the earth inside so that the hill collapses, then his followers use the earth to pile up a new hill and proclaims
I built this hill so it's

...MY HILL 

[Rayne]

Rayne rallies together her nature creature to stampede over blobs poorly constructed hill and Lias synthetic not real animals fishbots and they lift up the hill and start running away with it while Rayne shouts :
MY HILL!!! 

[Angel~]

L summons all of her white birdies to attack Rayne's nature creature and nestle on the hill while L proclaims:

MY HILL!!!! 

[Aurelia]

Lia runs over to L's cute white birdies, and shoos them away with fluffled up owls. Then they all sit on top of the hill, until the hill becomes an owl hill. Lia flies to the top of the hill on an owl, and as queen of the fluffled up owls she proclaims:

...MY HILL! :3

[Angel~]

L lures all Lia's fluffed up owl away with cookies put away from the hill. Then L flies to the hill quickly with her wings, covers the entire hill in white feathers and shouts:

MY HILL!!! 

[Harrstein]

then i get a leaf blower to remove all feathers.

grab a crate of beer and a folding chair and say

HILL BE MINE...

[Angel~]

Stays on top of the hill and pats the hill.

MY HILL.

[Rayne]

Rayne kicks Angel off the hill and watches as she tumbles down. "Betch please. Did you think you could steal this spot from me?
Rayne plops her giant steel fortress at the top of the hill, and raises a giant flag that says.
"MY HILL!"

[Angel~]

Angel scrambles back up the hill, drills a hole in the fortress, pulls Rayne out and shoots her away with my canon.
Angel tears down Rayne's flag and raises her own.
She proclaims loudly:

MY HILL!!

[Rayne]

Rayne scrambles back to the hill carrying a giant bucket labeled 'steel fortress disintigrater' and pours it on the fortress. She gives an evil smile to Angel, as a giant albatross comes to carry her away. Rayne pees on the hill as she proclaims:
MY HILL!!!!

[Aurelia]

Lia comes in with a herd of jellyfish, that whisk Rayray away. Then she grabs a lounge chair, sits on top of the hill, and eats ice cream thinking...

MY HILL! :3

[Rayne]

Rayne stomps up the hill to Lia, grabs a lawn chair and a bowl of ice cream, turning to Lia and asking "Our Hill? ^_^......... JUUUUUUUST KIDDDDDIIIINGGGG!!!!!!!!!!" Kicks Lia off the hill and continues eating ice cream, then burps out
"My Hill!"

[Aurelia]

O.O

Lia begins plotting her revenge, by buying cartons full of ice cream. She then builds an anti-Rayray Ray and shoots Rayne off the hill with it. Then she builds a ginormous wall over the edges of the hill and sticks a sign on it that says KEEP OUT RAYRAY!! Then she films herself eating the bucketloads of cream and sends it to RayRay while she says....

MY HILL!!

[Angel~]

Angel returns to the hill with her army of albatrosses and they bomb-egg the hill throwing Lia off. Angel puts a forcefield around the hill and sits on a sofa eating choco-chip ice cream. Then she sings:

MY HILLL!!

[Harrstein]

* Harrstein slaps L-Angel of hill with a laptop

NOPE

sentry going up

[Angel~]

Angel kicks Harhar off the hill and steals his laptop.

MY HILL.

[Harrstein]

* Harrstein trows another laptop at L-angel so she falls of hill

ze ghill. she iz mine

[Angel~]

*Angel dodges the laptop and throws in back hitting Harhar off the hill

Ze hill. Ish mine. 

[Harrstein]

* Harrstein grabs laptop out of air and frisbies it back

But now it has knifeedges

ZE GHILL IZ MAINE

[david]

David: oh hey chuck, would you help me out?
Chuck.N: what?"
David: see that dude over there? He's sitting on my hill.
Chuck.N: Oh i see, wait a sec...

*few seconds later*

Chuck.N: Ok, it's done.
David: oh, thanks chuck!

[Harrstein]

* Harrstein grabs Bruce Lee from heaven

Me: your student has been stupid again
Bruce L.: *sigh* when will he learn

a few seconds later Chuck n. is one with a wall

Me: also here is your tofu
Bruce L.: Thanks mate

[Aurelia]

*Walks in and kicks everyone off the hill* T.T

HILL BE MINE ONCE AGAIN!!

[Harrstein]

NJET

Not as long vlad and ivan are here

[Angel~]

*Angel drops some bombs and wipes Harr off the hill with a dirty mop*

my hill.

[Aurelia]

Lia boots Angel off the hill and eats cookies and milk.

MY HILL.

[Angel~]

Angel beats lia off the hill with a flag, puts the flag down and eats lia's cookies~

MY HILL ONCE MORE

[Aurelia]

Boots Angel off the hill and laughs evilly. Then watches her fly away on white birdies and eats moar cookies! ^^

HILL BE MINE ONCE AGAIN!

[Angel~]

*flies back in on birdies and orders birdies to carry Lia dearie far from here back to the sea where she belongs. Birdies swoop in and do as Angel says. Angel eats dark side cookies and laughs evilly*

HILL, STAY WITH ME ONCE MORE!!

[Aurelia]

Swims with a swarm of fishbots back over the sea then swarms Angel and her birdies! Then throws popcorn until she hides far away in shame~

COME TO ME HILL!

[Angel~]

follows the popcorn trail back to the hill and lures Lia off with evil cookies which turn lia into a miniature fishbotmistress and then teleports her away to the land of the munchkins.

HILL BE MINE~!
*h3ro

[Aurelia]

Lia drinks one of those potions in Alice in Wonderland and turns into a Giant. Then she takes her food and stomps, causing a major earthquake that causes Angel Dearie to tumble off the hill.

MUAHAHAHA ITS MY HILL!!!!! ^^

[Angel~]

Angel crawls back up and sneakily attacks Lia with a frying pan, which makes Lia slide off the hill.

FOREVER MY HILL!!!! 

[Aurelia]

Lia rounds up a herd of bishies which charge the hill with her and run away, with Angel Dear fangirling after them. (Lia stays on he hill only cause of her.... iron will.  )

THE HILL SHALL BE MINE ONCE MOARR

[Angel~]

Angel recruits the bishi's with her charms and sends them back to the hill, breaking Lia's iron will and taking her along with them off to the horizon. (Angel keeps her favourite bishi with her to rule the hill) 

HILL ISH MINEE!!!!

[Aurelia]

Lia lures Angels fav bishie away with fishbots but doesn't kill him and captures him and keeps him hidden somewhere for ever and ever~ (Cause killing a bishie..... WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?!?!) Then she throws confetti until Angel dearie gets so annoyed that she stomps off the hill.

HILL DEARIE BE MINE~

[Angel~]

Angel rescues her bishi and charges back to the hill woth a broom to sweep the confetti away, she puts the confetti in a rocket, shoots it and away and Lia chases after it in tears~

HILL ISH MINEEEEE~~!!!

[Aurelia]

First Lia dies laughing (Picturing Angel with a broom furiously sweeping up confetti XD)) Then she brings moar confetti down, forcing Angel to sweep moar. While Angel Dear is busy...

THE HILL IS MINE!!!!

[Angel~]

Angel drops the broom and comes in with the leafblowerand blows lia away along with the confetti

MINE!!!

[Aurelia]

Uses some kind of wind machinery to turn the leaf blower wind into a tornado and aims it at Angel Dearie

MY PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS HILL!!

[Angel~]

Uses magical powers to turn the tornado against Lia Poo and blows her far away~

HILL BE FOREVER MINE!!!

[Zephyr of the Mist]

Seals hill in another dimension, leaving a giant hole that fills with water.

MY HILL!

[Angel~]

Travels to other dimension and recaptures the hill~

MY HILL.

[Zephyr of the Mist]

Kicks Angel off the edge and makes the dimensional barrier OVER 9000-way (can only leave)
MY HILL!!!

[Angel~]

makes a new hole into other dimension, beams the hill back and locks all exita to zephy is trapped there.

MY HILL.

[Aurelia]

Dumps Angel in a rabbit hole and scrambles up the hill.

MY HILLLL~

[Angel~]

Climbs out armed with teapots and knocks lia off the hill with one of them.

MINE. MY PRECIOUS.

[Aurelia]

Jumps out singing "I'm a little teapot" which confuses all the teacups, and then she boots all the teacups and Angel off the hill with a mace.

MYYYYYYYYYYYY HILL!

[Angel~]

Sneaks up behind Lia and makes aliens abduct her

MINE. HILL ISH MINEEEEE 

[Aurelia]

Dumps a teacup of confetti on the aliens, flies back to earth, and goes into a whimsical mood which horrifies angel off the hill.


MINEEEEEEEE~

[Angel~]

Withstands the whimsical mood of Lia and dumps rainbowy water on her, washing her off the hill.

MINEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~!!!

[Aurelia]

Freezes Angel dear with a hastily built ice ray gun.

MYYYYY HILLLLLLLL~

[Angel~]

Melts the ice with her firey-willpower and roasts Lia with it and blows her off of the hill

MINEEEEEEEEE 

[Aurelia]

De-roasts herself, makes roast chicken, and chases Angel off with a stick.

MINE.

[Angel~]

Angel buries the chicken for it's eternal rest and then kicks Lia off of the hill in anger DON'T KILL INNOCENT CHICKENS!!!

MINE. FOREVER. MINE.

[Aurelia]

Owl comes in and swoops Angel dear away with the chicken.

MYYYY HILLL~

[Angel~]

Angel wins the owls loyalty with all her owl related items (seriously, I wear all kinds of owl stuff xD) and floods lia off of the hill with her rainbowy water.

MY HILLLLL 

[Aurelia]

Fishbots swim through rainbowy water and chomp Angel off the hill.

MINE~

(SAME HERE! GAH)

[Nonii]

Nonii walks up the hill and rolls Lia down the hill into a grave which she closes with a HUUUUUUUGE stone she teleported from the himalaya (?) and writes: "Stab me" on lia's forehead while she sleeps. ( --> Just for the fun of it he.. he.. he..)

GYHAAAAA!!!!!

MY HILL!!

[Aurelia]

Silently thinks: *Nonii is SO EVIL!* *o* then receives super human strength and pushes the bolder aside. Then she cuffs Nonii to a ginormous balloon, which flies her up to space. ^_^

HILL BE MINE~

[Nonii]

*still laughing about her own prank* Pulls out a needle and bursts the bubble before she reaches space. Reaching highspeeds while falling back to the earth she uses Lia to kill her fall and pins her into the ground at once.

Yihaaaa!!

MY HILL!!!!!

[Angel~]

Angel lures N0nii and Lia away from the hill with bishis running with freshly-baked cookies...

MY HILL!!![/b]

[Nonii]

Cookies don't work on Nonii since she can't handle Milk, But BISHIES definitively do! *realizes* Makes an army of bishies who take angel away and claims the hill.

MY Hill.

[Angel~]

Angel comes back woth her harem of bishis who drag off n0nii to a tree where she can see the hill and makes her watch Angel have fun with the bishis

MY HILL!!!

[Nonii]

Nonii gets jealous and catapults herself [with the home made catapult she made out of that tree] to the hill. She lands on the spot Angel was standing and changes places with her so fast that the bishies nor herself notice, sending her flying really really far away.




my hill

[Angel~]

Angel come flying back with the aliens she befriended to recapture her bishis hill, aliens capture n0nii and ship her off to their home planet.

  <--- Nonii

MY HILL.

[Nonii]

Nonii makes a deal with the aliens who teleport the hill (and the bishies) to their planet for her.

MY HILL!

[Aurelia]

(?!?! I MISSED SO MANY POSTS!!!)

Lia dumps a teacup of confetti on Nonii and Nonii runs away because everything is too sparkly. ^_^

MY HILL

[Angel~]

Angel wipes the confetti away and beams Lia away to another galaxy

MY HILL

[Nonii]

Nonii cuts off angels oxigen supply causing her to faint. After which she pushes her in a spaceship without steering wheel  and claims.......

MY HILL 

[Aurelia]

Lia beams back from space and eats popcorn on the journey. She then uses an enormous giant fan that blows Nonii off the hill.

MINE!!!!

[Nonii]

Takes a HUUUUUUGE amount of wood, Makes the words "MY-HILL" with it (in one piece) and throws it on top of Lia.

my hill *sleeps*

[Angel~]

Angel gets back from space, chops up Nonii's sign and bats her off of the hill with a giant bat

MINE.

[Nonii]

Nonii grows herself wings, disguises herself and hurries back to the hill. Once there she tricks and hypnotizes Angel to make her forget about the hill completely, sending her back home safely with a teleporter.

Harharhar

My hill!

[Angel~]

Angel wakes up from hypnotism, takes her mathbooks with her back to the hill and starts throwing all kinds of mathy stuff at Nonii, making her brain overload and making her walk away confused.

My hill.

[Nonii]

Nonii solves all the math problems thrown at her, picks her friends terrible English translations and throws them at L-Angel, who runs away with them in disbelieve for how horrible they are.

My hill

[Angel~]

Angel puts on sunglasses so she won't have to see the horrible English and looses a swarm of angry wasps at Nonii, making her dive into a river far, far, far away where she takes refuge.

My precioussssss

[Nonii]

Survives the wasps (just barely)

sneaks up the hill and tackles Angel making her to lose consciencen, then she catapults her out like a meteor and sends her off to another universe.

Bye bye Angel *tears up and waves her goodbye*

*grin* MY HILL! ^__^

[Angel~]

Befriends other universe people and comes back with a clone army armed with cookies.

Nonii gets buried under the cookies and then vacuumed away by a giant vacuumcleaner.

Vacuumcleaner blows Nonii far, far away.

*waves goodbye with a handcherief* byebye~

  my hill!!!

[Nonii]

Nonii grabs a palmtree on her way down and that catapults er right back at L-angel who's made one with the tree after collision. Nonii takes the tree and plants it just down the hill on a parallell universe.

And claims: MY HILL! AHRRRRRRRRRRR

[Angel~]

Angel seperates herself from the tree and returns to Nonii universe. She opens a black hole, stuffs Nonii inside and closes the black hole.

After that she lies in her hammock and proclaims: MY HILL! 

[Nonii]

The black hole opens under L-Angels hammock, lets Nonii out of it and closes again. Nonii caves a hole under the hammock up to the middle of the earth then she climbs up the robe she let down cuts the hammock L-Angel is laying in, making her to fall into the abyss, after which she fills the hole with concrete, and makes a pool over it, just in case she manages to break through.

Nonii starts swimming in the pool as she proclaims: My hill *hmmm*

[Angel~]

Angel drills her way out of the concrete and makes the watwr drain into the center of the earth taking Nonii with it. Angel fills it up with reinforced concrete and puts a marble statue on top of it. Then she lies in the grass admiring her work.

She then proclaims: MY HILL!!!

[Blobsndrees]

blob looks at angel's hill and thinks, it would be really cruel and evil of me to oust the hill from her after she's spent 4 months owning the hill so blob hires a couple of construction workers, removes the entire hill apart from the patch where angel is lying on and then builds a castle on the new hill.

I then build a castle and proclaim... MY HILL!

[Harrstein]

* Harrstein grabs the book he has to learn and uses it to slap blobsndrees of the hill

hill mine now

* Harrstein goes back to not learning

[Nonii]

Nonii moves harr's calendar to make him believe his exam is tomorrow and casts an invisibility charm on the hill while he's gone.

  MY HILL 

[Harrstein]

Nonii moves harr's calendar to make him believe his exam is tomorrow and casts an invisibility charm on the hill while he's gone.

well i got a exam tomorrow, but thats programming

* Harrstein slaps nonii off the hill with a laptop

my hill again

[Nonii]

 /Furious for being hit with a laptop/

Stomps back instant freezing harr with liquid nitrogen. Then Nonii prepares a giant catapult and a biiiiiiig wall puts Harr on the catapult and smashes him into the wall breaking him into a 1000 pieces.  (btw Good luck with ur exam tomorrow harr ;) )

MY HILL!!!!

[Blobsndrees]

Nonii look over there! a flying saucer~~

*whacks Nonii off the hill*

MY HILL!!!!!

[^Renny^]

Renny comes in and everyone falls off the hill because they are blinded by my awesomeness 

Now I'm queen of the hill

[Blobsndrees]

blob holds an election with the whole blob world and everything votes for blob so blob is now the new blob of the hill!

[Harrstein]

* Harrstein gets some heavy degreaser and a pressure cleaner and uses it to blast away the hole blob society

is muh hill nao

[Blobsndrees]

blob uses the fake beer no jutsu and replaces all the beer in the world with orange juice, Harrstein goes extinct because there is no more food left for him.

Blobs reclaims the hill!

[Nonii]

Nonii makes full scale images of all the cutest and hottest anime characters 
*drooling* (Me wants!!)
causing blobsndrees to lose consciousness because of blood loss. (Imagine The nosebleed!)

Nonii then throws the half dead blobsndrees off the hill.
Nonii claims her hill!

My Hill

[Blobsndrees]

blob chooses Charizard!
Charizard uses Fire blast!
Anime characters suffer 1000 dmg, critical hit!
Anime characters burn
enchantment on blob is lifted
blob replaces charizard with pikachu
pikachu uses cute mouse seduction technique on Nonii
It's super effective!
Nonii faints

MY hill 

[Aurelia]

*lures blob away with freebies*

My Hill~ ^_^

[Harrstein]

* Harrstein uses his tractor to remove aurelia from hill

if its good enough for a calf its good enough for aurelia

my hill now 

[Blobsndrees]

Blob promises Harrstein a job in the city and so he abandons the hill and his tractor to develop his prospects, then miserably fails because there wasn't any job in the first place, but by the time he returns, the deed for the hill is already in blobs hands so...

MY Hill!