King of the Hill 2

[Aurelia]

Blob is lured away again, but this time it's for Oreos.

Hill be mine.

[Blobsndrees]

Blob trades real name for Oreos AND the hill, then tells you the real name of darth vader which spoils starwars for you 

MY HILL

[Nonii]

Nonii puts on a starwars marathon around the hill causing blob to flee.

My hill!!

[Blobsndrees]

Blob claims the hill, Blob's words are absolute

BLOBS HILL!!!!!!!

[Aurelia]

Aurelia borrows krissymas' goddess words, more absolute than uniblobs.

HILL ISH MINE.

[Blobsndrees]

Blob borrows Zephy's words, and chucks them at Lia and then pushes her off the hill ;)

MY HILL!!

[Angel~]

Angel sets white birdies on blob causing him to be torn apart and digested by the birdies.

I HAVE RECLAIMED BY THRONE!!! 

MY HILL

[Blobsndrees]

OMFG YELLOW TEXT, so amazing, dunno if I can win...

or so I appear to be, just to catch angel off guard.

Blob swiftly snipes all the birds and barbeques them, then I treat angel to some roast chicken. She likes it so much that we agree to share the hill ^.^

So OUR HILL!!!

Then blob backstabs angel and throws her into the ocean with cement

MY HILL!!!

[Angel~]

Angel breaks the cement with her superpowers and shoots out of the ocean.

She offer blob some pie as a token of peace and friendship and blob eats it all.
Then the poison starts to work and blobby drops dead.

Angel cremates blobby and shoots his ashes over the sky with a cannon.

MY HILL, MY PRECIOUS[/b][/font][/size][/color]

[Aurelia]

Angel goes off to lurk, hill is vacant.
MINE

[Blobsndrees]

the blob that was assassinated was one of the 6 trillion body doubles serving the great king, so blob just comes back and takes the hill. Lia doesn't get a say :3

My hill~

[Aurelia]

Lia starts a rebellion, and all the angry people living under blob's reign trample him until he is king no more. 

MY HILL.

[Blobsndrees]

well this blob was real, he dies, but he becomes the immortal king (immortal as in those chinese myth gods) and then he punishes all the people in the world who disobey him by tickling them with feathers until they give back my hill

and they do

so MY HILL!!! *puts a little flag on it*

[Angel~]

Blob sees his wifey Liapoo in the distance and  towards her and they go on a grand honeymoon together.

Angel strolls onto the hill and lies in the vacated hammock.

ISH MINE.

[Blobsndrees]

Hammock breaks and angel rolls down the hill and into a pond

Blob returns and claims back his hill

MY HILL!!!

[Angel~]

Angel kicks Blobby far far away and reclaims HER hill.

MY HILLLLL

[Blobsndrees]

Blob is absolute, the moment blob arrives, all bows down to blob.

My Hill.

[Aurelia]

...Until Lia arrives, because as soon as she does, everyone bows down to HER.

HILL IS MINE.

[Angel~]

Angel flies over, everybody cranes their neck trying to get a glimpse, but it was a clone and the realy Angel pushes Lia in a barrel and pushes her down the hill.

MY HILL!

[Vauxhall]

Vaux uses Bishie Charm.

*strolls up to Angel and tips his hat*
G'day but excusez-moi. Shoving people into barrels isn't very nice. That said...
*also shoves Angel into a barrel and pushes her down the hill*

MY HILL!!

[Angel~]

Angel climbs out of barrel and sends an army of fangirls after Vally which makes him run to the end of the Earth chased by fangirls.

Angel skips up the hill and proudly declares:

MY HILL~!!!! 

[Aurelia]

Vaux uses Bishie Charm.

*strolls up to Angel and tips his hat*
G'day but excusez-moi. Shoving people into barrels isn't very nice. That said...
*also shoves Angel into a barrel and pushes her down the hill*

MY HILL!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH LOL

Lia unleashes her lurking power and keeps Angel busy with the amount of lurkings needed to catch up on. Hill is vacant, so HILL ISH MINE.

[Blobsndrees]

it's been so long since the last post, the hill has been empty for days, therefore, I proclaim:
My HILL!!!! with a flag on top.

[Aurelia]

*poof*

*Pikachu uses Thunderbolt*

*It's supereffective!*

*Uniblob faints*

*Lia wins battle, gains 2000 dollars, and the hill!*

[Blobsndrees]

*Blob uses phoenix down*

*Blob casts charm*

*Lia falls in love with Blob*

*Blob gains ownership of both Lia and the hill*

[Angel~]

*Angel ships blobby off to another universe and keeps the hill*

MY  HILL~~

[Aurelia]

*Blob uses phoenix down*

*Blob casts charm*

*Lia falls in love with Blob*

*Blob gains ownership of both Lia and the hill*

He's really trying to kill me... 

Lia dumps all her exams on angel poo (sorry dearie but you're probably do WAAAAAY better than I would have xD) and she cries under exam overload.

Hill be mine~

[Blobsndrees]

Blob returns

Hill is mine again <3

[Angel~]

*Angel kicks blob's butt off the hill*

My hill.

[Blobsndrees]

Blob uses a booby trap consisting of a rubber duck, pillows and a picture of vaux, angel is trapped and then blob picks her up and throws her and the rubber duck into the river.
MY Hill!!

[Vauxhall]

Why is there a picture of me? It should have been of Harr.

*throws a picture of Lia that she traded to the Devil into the river;
watches Blob chase after it*

My hill.

[Blobsndrees]

comes back after subjugating hell, uses magic to cause half the world to chase after vaux and drown him in pleasure.

My Hill!!!

[Harrstein]

* Harrstein gets a lot of soap to slide blob from the hill

muh hill 

[Angel~]

*Angel lures Harr away with electronics, beer and cute girls on a trail to the other side of the world*

My hill.

[`Shally.]

^LMAOOO.

*Hand Angel a piece of cupcake with controlling pill in it & told her to hand over the hill*

Thanks for the hill <3

[Angel~]

*kicks Yuukari off the hill*

My hill.

[`Shally.]

*rolling down a hill, but the hill was in circle, so I circled back and tripped Angel off the hill*

Have a nice ride down the hill, Angel~!

[Angel~]

*shoots Yuukari off the hill with flaming arrows*

MINE!!! ALL MINEEEE!!! 

[Blobsndrees]

Blob arrives, awesomeness x 1,000,000
everyone goes down the hill and prostrates themselves before the king once again

My Hill, MY birthright!!

[`Shally.]

*takes out sword, and walks slowly up behind blob.
slowly points out to the side, and curve into his neck,
slit open the neck*

My hill~

[Vauxhall]

*arrests Sally for violence*

My hill!

[Blobsndrees]

Thanks for reclaiming my hill for me servant 1

My hill again 

[`Shally.]

*gets out of jail, and come running up to the hill with a lollipop*
"Here, blob. Eat it, it's a gift from Lia."

My hill.

[Blobsndrees]

Blob uses hill no jutsu and makes a bigger, better, more sparkly hill than Sally's one, and then blob looks down on her and says

My Hill 

[`Shally.]

*karate chopped the hill off*
"Oh it didn't last that long~!"

My hill is still the best.

[Blobsndrees]

throws 2 vaux class decoys at Sally, she jumps off the cliff going after them.

My hill!!!   

[Vauxhall]

WHY DO YOU KEEP USING ME AS A DECOY/DISTRACTION/WHATEVER? D:
And I am not your servant, tyvm.

*throws 7 Lia class decoys over the cliff and watches Blob dive for them*

My hill. >.>

[Blobsndrees]

Summons vaux's sister and quila, Vaux runs in fear to the other side of the galaxy

My hill again :3

[`Shally.]

-puts a magical barrier that only blocks blob off the hill-

My hill.

[Blobsndrees]

fires a missile at the barrier and sally blowing them both to oblivion (because the shield obviously only works on me)

My hill

[Nonii]

*wakes Blob while holding Medusa's head in front of his face turning him to stone the moment he opens his eyes.* *Throws the "blob" statue off the hill*

My Hill ^_^

[Blobsndrees]

Sets Nonii a huge pile of homework enough to physically crush her to death

My hill now >:D

[Nonii]

Finishes the homework at Machspeed and Kicks blob into the next universe in one blow.

My hill!

[Blobsndrees]

The new universe has a huge hill which collects hills from other universes via dimensional rips, as no one else is in Blob's dimension, he takes over that hill. 6 months later, Nonii's hill is sucked in leaving Nonii sleeping in a pile of sand.

My Mountain!!! (hill)

[Vauxhall]

*uses old forbidden magics to delete Blob's dimension from history, causing the mountain to revert back to hills*
*stands on top of the hill in another dimension*

My hill.

[Nonii]

Nonii got hold of Vaux cape as he was erasing Blob's dimension, goes hiding when they arrive at the new dimension and stabs him in the back while he sleeps. She burries him and builds a skyscraper on top of his grave.


My hill 

[Blobsndrees]

Blob drives a plane past the skyscraper and it falls down because of the jet blast (don't underestimate wind going at 1000mph)
Nonii who happened to be laughing at vaux's grave in the skyscraper is buried and the ruins become both of their graves.
Blob touches down and puts a blob flag onto the hill

My hill!

[`Shally.]

*put a chocolate in blob's mouth, and pulled his tongue out*
While he's screaming for pain....
This is my hill!

[Blobsndrees]

woah so evil.

Blob uses 298 clones and buries Sally in blobs

My hill, or rather, the blobs pile up into a hill!

[`Shally.]

*eats blob like jelly*
Alrighty, now that blob is gone.

My hill~

[Blobsndrees]

blob's cells take over Sally's body and brain.

My hill now

[`Shally.]

*Blob exploded, when he didn't know that there was a bomb inside of me*
*I exploded, but came back alive

my hill~

[Blobsndrees]

Blob threatens to unleash the feather on Sally's feet. Sally runs away in terror and drops into a ditch where satan lives but he's not happy about being disturbed in his sleep so he runs Sally through with a pair of chopsticks and throws her lifeless body  into a pot of charcoal while tearing her soul apart to season his fried rice.

Blob takes control of the hill in the confusion >:D My hill!

[`Shally.]

-Satan got scared after finding out that Sally was actually a Devil that would tear everything away. Sally ate Satan after he swallow my soul away, as her soul grabs every single part of Satan. Sally rises up from the pit, and grabbed onto blob's legs. She pulled him off the hill, and he fell into the pit. She look down at blob, and say...-
"You miss with the wrong girl. This is my hill, you peasant."

[Blobsndrees]

Tehre happens to be a hill of satanic treasure in the pit, lol have that mouldy green thing, I'm taking this one right here.

My hill 

[`Shally.]

-After blob found a different pile to land on, sally shoveled up the pit where blob was. And he was never seen again-

Good bye, blob. My hill still stands.

[Angel~]

Takes vacant hill.

My hill!

[Vauxhall]

*walks up to Angel with Harr's picture*
HARRANGEL.
*Angel runs off in denial*

My hill.

[Angel~]

*Angels sends Quila to lure Vally away and she drags him home by his hair*

My hill. 

[Vauxhall]

*bribes Quila with chocolate to free him*

*chucks wad of badly written essays at Angel, forcing her to leave the hill and PR the essays*

My hill!

[Angel~]

*burns essays instead with her lazereyes because they are too poorly written*
*catapults Vally off the hill*

MY HILL.

[Vauxhall]

*chases Ange off the hill under the premise of a game of a tag*

No, MY HILL.

[Angel~]

*kicks Vally away to another universe*

Mine.

[Vauxhall]

*emerges from multi-dimensional portal and shoves Ange into it, just before it closes*

My hill.

[Angel~]

*reappears with a big army of minions*

*minions capture Vally and bury him underneath the hill*

My. Hill. 

[Vauxhall]

*erupts from beneath the hill with a hoard of zombies*
*zombies chase off Ange as they threaten to eat her brain*

BRAI-- I mean, MY HILL.

[Angel~]

*Angel destroys all the zombies with her angelic light*
*Vally gets destroyed in the process and his ashes blow away in the wind*

MY HILL.

[Vauxhall]

*regenerates with his hellish powers*
*tosses Ange off the hill with his pitchfork*

My hill!

[Angel~]

*burns Vally off the hill with her angelic powers*
*puts burnt Vally into cannon and shoots him across the galaxy*

MY HILL

[Vauxhall]

*befriends aliens from distant galaxy*
*gets aliens to abduct Ange and hold her captive for experiments in said faraway galaxy*

MY HILL.

[Angel~]

*Angel exterminates aliens with her angelic powers*
*kicks Vally off the hill*

MY HILL.

[Vauxhall]

*aliens come back as zombie aliens and starts sucking away Angel's powers*
*shoves weak Ange off the hill*

My hill. >________>

[Angel~]

*magically revives and sets the zombified aliens on Vally*
*Aliens take Vally with them to eat his brain*

My hill.

[Pau]

*teleported ange when she wasnt looking to another hill. you can have that one cuz dis is

MY HILL

[`Shally.]

-bows to pau, and ask her majesty for her paw,
as pau hands her paw. . . I pat pau for handing over her hill-
This is my hill, pet. c: