Destroy a Wish!

[Sakira]

Just as the title says you destroy the posters wish!

Ex: I wish I had some ice cream!

Next post: Granted but it melted as soon as you got it

I wish I had a swimming pool!

Okay I'll start (:

I wish I had a PS3! ;-;

[Tammy]

Granted, but then you found out you were on the 'banned' list of every psp game provider in existene.
I wish my laptop had an infinite battery.

[drexizle]

Granted, but since you left it on 24/7 it catches on fire and blows up.

I wish I had some candy

[werr]

Granted, but your litle brother ate them all before you even got tha chance to taste them.

I wish I had a motorcicle

[Tammy]

Granted, but then a UFO lands on it and smashes it.
I wish I had some sort of artistic talent.

[Criss]

Granted but nobody will recognized your talent.

I wish i had a kitten

[Tammy]

granted, but then it ran away.
i wish that I was taller.

[Criss]

Granted but you'll be so tall that everyone will be afraid of you.

I wish i could fly

[drexizle]

granted, but while you tried out your new ability you got shot down because you were mistaken for a bird. </3

I wish I was an onionhead

[Criss]

Granted but you won't ever be used.

I wish i didn't have a brother.

[Evory]

Granted, but you got an annoying baby sister instead

I wish... uhm... I was all-knowing

[Tammy]

granted, but no one believes anything you say.
I wish I had photographic memory.

[Evory]

Granted, but you have constant headaches from brain overheating

I wish I could run the fastest in the world

[drexizle]

Granted, but you can't stop and you can't tell anybody because you're too fast.

I wish Youbi would become a big beautiful dragon <3

[ShiroyukiShiko]

Granted, but she left u for a handsome dragon.(no offense >.<!)
I wish I had a new bed.

[Zain]

Granted, but your brother jumped on it, and it broke in half.

I wish I created a cool invention!

[ShiroyukiShiko]

Granted, but nobody wanted it.
I wish I could go japan

[drexizle]

Granted, but the robots caused a rebellion, and killed everyone (including you! |:) in Japan.

I wish I had some fruit

[ShiroyukiShiko]

Granted,but it's rotten and there are worms inside.
I wish I can eat sushi.

[Criss]

Granted but you'll eat so much sushi that you'll become fat.

I wish i could clean faster..

[ShiroyukiShiko]

granted, but it gets dirty again after u clean it
i wish i can speed a car without getting caught

[Tammy]

Granted, but then you crash into a tree.
I wish I had perfect pitch.

[Zain]

Granted, but then you lost your voice.

I wish I could meet all the world leaders.

[drexizle]

You do, but then you end up making them angry and they banish you.

I wish the weather wasn't so wet ;_;

[Zain]

Granted, but now you're in the middle of the desert.

I wish I had a nice sweater~

[drexizle]

Granted, but everyone makes fun of it.

I wish I had a new laptop >w<

[Tammy]

Granted, but it's even worse than your old one.
i wish that I had magic. :3

[ShiroyukiShiko]

granted,but it went haywire
i wish i can skip school

[drexizle]

granted, but you ended missing the funnest school day of your life .

i wish i could find my other shoe >__>

[Zain]

Granted, but you lost your other one while you went looking for it. LOL

I wish I had some cheesecake~

[drexizle]

xDD
granted, but you got food poisoning from eating it. x__x
gah, now i want some cheesecake XD

i wish there was more shaman king >__>

[ShiroyukiShiko]

granted but the ending was the opposite of wad u wanted

btw shaman king manga ended already ^-^(i mean the continual de)

i wish i can skip camp

[drexizle]

I know ;__;

Granted, but you end up breaking your leg in compensation for missing it.
ha .
you like to skip things xDD

i wish i could finish qcing already </3

[Tammy]

Granted, but you get another 17 projects lined up.
I wish that randoms would stop adding me on skype.

[ShiroyukiShiko]

Granted, instead gays and lesbians starts adding u  
i wish i can go for IMT again....

@drex coz i hate sch n camps 

[Evory]

Granted, but then you switched bodies with me, who has no idea what IMT is...

I wish I could change my appearance at will

[drexizle]

Granted, but you don't have control of what you'll look like.
haha, evory turned crocodile . xDD

I wish I could sleep longer >w<

[Evory]

Granted, but now you can't wake up.

I wish the posts in the Forum Games would count again...

[Criss]

Granted but you'll be killed by....Xye xDD

I wish i could have a new laptop.

[ShiroyukiShiko]

granted,but it was the oldest version ever
i wish i can play audi

[Evory]

Granted, but you'll never be able to do anything else again.

I wish I was telekinetic

[Black Miserie]

Granted, but you suddenly become brain-dead and can't use it...
ZOMBIE!!! :D

I wish I had purple hair!!

[`Shally.]

     
Granted, but it turned out pink instead

I wsh for lots of love

[Black Miserie]

Granted, but it turns into perverted, lustful obsession.

I wish I could rp all day long!

[`Shally.]

     
Granted, but during the day, your mom told you to go clean the house

I wish school is farther apart.

[Fairth]

Granted, but you still have to go there (someday ?) x)

I wish I hadn't latin classes for the next two weeks... T_T

[`Shally.]

Granted, but instead of classes, you have to speak it everyday for the next next 2 weeks.

I wish for a better life.

[`Roze`]

Granted. But the world ends.

I wish school was over already.

[Angel~]

Grabted, but you have to go to summer school.

I wish for a better health.

[`Roze`]

Fuu. 

Granted. But you get hit by a piano the next morning.

I wish for a new computer.

[Angel~]

 

Granted. But it has all kinds of virusses so it is unusable.

I wish for more money! 

[`Roze`]

Noooo ! 

Granted but your house and precious belongs all burn in a fire so you have to use your money to replace those things.

I wish for a new camera.

[Angel~]

Nooooooo!! 

Granted, but the lense is weird so all your pictures make people look fat.

I wish for the knowledge of Japanese!!

[`Roze`]

Granted. But you fall and hit your head on a rock and get amnesia so you forget everything you learned about the Japanese.

I wish for someone to do this essay for me!

[Angel~]

Granted. But it was done by a stupid person so you fail the subject.

I wish for world peace 

[Harrstein]

i just created world peace by destroying the human race

i want a own car

[Angel~]

Granted, but it was a busted up thing that breaks down in a week.

I wish for a new bag

[Krissy]

Granted, but there's a hole in it.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

[Angel~]

Granted, but you can remember things no longer than a day.

I wish I had more time in a day.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but you move and think slower so it doesn't change anything anyways

I wish I knew why this thread was dead while the other one survives

[Aurelia]

Granted, but you forget the reason.

I wish Blob didn't go and revive all these forum games...

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but tumbleweed takes his place

I wish Pau would hurry up and pass the test

[Angel~]

Granted, but in the end Pau will suck.

I wish I knew who Pau was...

[Blobsndrees]

EHh~ so cruel, pau pau is hidden_twilight/enil (on chat)

Well you do know who she is now, but you've been cruel and you'll regret that for life

I wish you regret about saying Pau will suck

[Angel~]

I do regret it, but my pride will not allow me to apologize.

I wish for blobby to worship me as his angel goddess

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, and I'm not going to destroy it

I wish Angel would show me some respect in the forum games >:D

[Angel~]

Your goddess has listened and will grant you this one wish without destroying it.

I wish for that the blobbot army will join with the white birdie army and we will rule the forum games!

[Blobsndrees]

Oooo your wish is granted but we can't ignore the rules of this game for too long xD so I'm afraid vaux comes along and his potato armies kill us all

I wish I had one of those water dispensing machines.

[Angel~]

Granted, but you will have no water.

I wish for a piece of pie

[Aurelia]

Granted but it tastes bad.
Wishing for more wishes!

[Blobsndrees]

Sure, but those wishes are only allowed to be used for more wishes, and all the wishes you ever make will only be allowed to wish for more wishes. See greed isn't all good, same thing with money, you can make money with money, but there is no point to money you don't need.

I wish someone would tell me about lily already!

[Aurelia]

I did lol... but now you will forget! *waves magic wand* POOF.

I wish for a cupcake.

[Blobsndrees]

Here, a cupcake *snatches away from you after you touch it and then eats it*

I wish I had a pet dragon

[Angel~]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish for a unicorn

[Blobsndrees]

granted but it pokes you lovingly, with it's spiky horn which it doesn't realize is spiky, and you die

I wish for a griffon

[Angel~]

Granted, but it tears you apart whilst playing.

I wish for more make-up

[Blobsndrees]

Granted but you can no longer remove it. By 2 weeks time, your skin would have caked up and cracked, become dry and destroyed. R.I.P

I wish for a box of truffles

[Aurelia]

Granted, but they taste horrible.

I wish for air conditioning T_T

[Pau]

granted, but it explodes

I wish for chocolate 

[Aurelia]

Granted, but you get a TINY TINY TINY TIIIIIIIIIIIIINY piece.

I wish for my headache to go poof T_T

[Angel~]

Granted but you can no longer remove it. By 2 weeks time, your skin would have caked up and cracked, become dry and destroyed. R.I.P

Where did the truce go? 

Granted, but 1 nanosecond later it poofs back.

I wish for my extra kilos to go byebye 

[Pau]

granted but later it comes back and says "hello~" 

i wish my sister can enroll succesfully in the same school as me   

[Angel~]

Granted, but this wish will not be destroyed.

I wish for my Black Cat collection to be complete...

For what Black Cat is, see spoiler:
[spoiler]Train Heartnet, also known as "Black Cat," was an infamous assassin for a secret organization called Chronos...until he abandoned that cold-blooded existence to live on his own terms as an easygoing bounty hunter. But is Train's past as far behind him as he thinks?

[/spoiler]

[Pau]

thank you Angel~

as a payment of gratitude, collect them all! 

i wish i could ride a horse XD

[Angel~]

Granted, but in turn the horse also wants to ride you.

I wish that I had a better condition.

[Aurelia]

Granted, but after a week it gets worse!

I wish I was fluent in 8 languages. 

[Pau]

Granted but the languages you learned were all extinct so now nobody can understand it in the modern world

i wish for world peace~

[Aurelia]

Granted, but it lasts 13 seconds.
I wish for sleep!

[`Shally.]

granted, but I woke you up.

I wish to float on water

[Vauxhall]

Granted, but you can only float on water for one day per year.

I wish to erase the existence of finals exams.

[`Shally.]

Granted, but instead pop quizzes and tests are given everyday.

I wish that magic was real.

[Vauxhall]

NOOOOO. Does that mean I'd always have material fresh in my mind though? Because I wouldn't mind that actually...

Granted, but you may only practice magic under a solar eclipse.

I wish I could manipulate time.

[`Shally.]

Lololololol. Maybe.

WHATTT, that'll take forever.


Granted, but you accidently freeze time and can never be moved again.

I wish I can get some of those fried chickens.

[Aurelia]

Granted but they taste horrible.
I wish it would stop raining.

[`Shally.]

Granted but instead it stopped raining one day a month, while the rest rain every day and time period.

I wish powers were REAL.

[Blobsndrees]

granted, they are real inside the world of anime and manga

I wish I could have the easiest life ever, and be immortal to top it off.

[Aurelia]

Granted, but it gets boring!

I wish for cheesecake <3

[Krissy]

granted but you're too full to eat it.

I wish I could draw better.

[Blobsndrees]

granted, but then people's perception of beauty changes and everyone thinks your art is abstract art. the crappy kind.

I wish I had a box of melons.

[Aurelia]

Granted, but they are too heavy to carry and you get lazy

I wish for a good book to read.