Destroy a Wish!

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but it's too expensive for you to buy

I wish I had some pepperoni pizza that tasted nice and wasn't rotten

[Angel~]

Granted, but the pizza delivery guy ate most of it and left you only the crusts.

I wish for motivation to study

[Aurelia]

Granted, but now you study all the time.

I wish for that too T_T

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but you only study the things you will never need, eg. military histroy.

oh crap, that's what I do...

I wish I could focus my studies on what I actually need in life.

[Angel~]

Granted, but you can't remember any of it.

I wish for a cleaning spell

[`Shally.]

granted, but it cleaned too much causing the floor to be slippery.

I wish to give myself an extra A+.

[Angel~]

Granted, but it isn't worth anything.

I wish for my hunger to go away

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but you are always bloated and always feel sick now

I wish for a box of gold

[`Shally.]

Granted, but I gave it to Angel after you fell asleep.

I wish for a chainsaw to slit Angel's beautiful hair off.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but she gets you faster with a pair of scissors.

I wish for a new calculator.

[Vauxhall]

Granted but it can only add single digits.

I wish for better sleeping habits.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but you can only have better sleeping habits when you're tied to your bed by 1000 ropes, otherwise you'll roll straight off the bed

I wish for a metal ruler

[`Shally.]

granted, but it was destroyed.

I wish I could just buy a baby.

[Vauxhall]

Granted but it's a loud toy baby.

I wish for a superhero cape.

[`Shally.]

Granted, but I drooled all over it ; eventually it starts to tore off.

I wish I could drool.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted but nobody likes you anymore because you can't stop

I wish I found an mmorpg that I liked

[Vauxhall]

Granted but there's a permanent glitch and you're stuck playing for 10mins before it restarts all over again.

I wish I had more time.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but god gave you a bit too much, every second feels like 2 million years for you, but your brain can't keep up so ppl think you're a vegetable when after 5 seconds, you've already become the smartest person in the world.

I wish for jelly

[Vauxhall]

Granted but the jelly mutated, gained a conscience and began digesting you instead.

I wish this crick in my neck would go away.

[Blobsndrees]

granted, your sister comes along and gives it a good twist, it's broken now, hence you feel no crick

I wish I could be bothered to install my spare hard drive.

[`Shally.]

Granted, but I slapped you for no reason.

I wish that boys could just be accept the lady's fantasy.

[Vauxhall]

What exactly is the lady's fantasy?
Granted but they aren't human boys anymore. Just 2D ones.

I wish I had some chocolate mousse right now.

[Blobsndrees]

granted, but god misread your wish and gave you a mouse eating chocolate instead

I wish I was eating dinner

[`Shally.]

I would explain it to you , but vaux you should have an idea by now.

Granted, but there was nothing except plates and bowls o nthe table.

I wish I could play LoL.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted but you get pwned at every game and your team mates are crap no matter which team you join

I wish I could genetically engineer my body into the perfect being

[`Shally.]

granted, but then lia didn't like you for being too perfect.

I wish my friends would stop thinking that I'm gay when i'm not. D:

[Blobsndrees]

granted but now everyone else apart from your friends think you're gay

I wish I had some cement and a metal can

[Nonii]

Granted but the cement will be small and hardened, and the can will be bottomless.

I wish I could manage to get what I want when I want it.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted but they will always be defective in one way or another

I wish I could stop coughing

[Nonii]

Granted but you'll sneeze every time you would've coughed.
I wish I had more functional arm to do more things at the same time

[Vauxhall]

Granted but now you have eight arms and have to be part of the circus's 'Freak Show' to feel normal.

I wish for my heater to heat up the room faster.

[Nonii]

granted but i'll be so hot that it'll be impossible to stay in that room
I wish my eyes didn't hurt

[Blobsndrees]

Granted but you can't see anything now

I wish I had a golden watch.

[`Shally.]

granted, but it was stolen.

I wish for a lollipop.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted but it had a bug in it.

I wish for a candlestick.

[`Shally.]

granted, but it lit up and burned you.

I wish for a cupcake for Lia's newborn baby.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted but the baby can't eat the cupcake so I eat it for her.

I wish for an aeroplane

[`Shally.]

granted, but it broke again.


I wish that blob could turn fat after eating that cupcake.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted but he loses weight again after 1 second

I wish sally would trip over a stuffed bunny

[`Shally.]

Granted, but I didn't because I don't have stuff bunny. c:

I wish Blob could just fall off the cliff.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted but he's saved by a watermelon just before he completely falls off

I wish Sally would go on the cbox

[`Shally.]

granted, but its blocked at school. It says "virus".

I wish for blob to stop trying to make me to go on cbox.

[Vauxhall]

Granted but the forums magically transform into the cBox and you have no choice but to post in the cBox to continue bashing him.

I wish I was asleep right now.

[`Shally.]

granted, but you keep getting distracted.

I wish for the school to unblock cbox.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted but you can't log on to your computer until they fix the glitch with their blocking program and they reblock the cbox again

I wish for a wand! A real wizard's wand!

[`Shally.]

Granted, but there was no magic. Just a toy.

I wish sushi could disappear in this world.

[Pau]

granted but it came back after 5 seconds. also, y u no like sushi? sushi yummy.

i wish i had sushi 

[`Shally.]

granted, but angel ate them all.

I wish this time my bf isn't a d-ckhead. c:

offtopic: because I don't like the slimy feeling. D:

[Pau]

granted but now he doesnt like you

i wish...i had a wish...

[`Shally.]

granted, but that wish was given away to me. :D

I wish I could learn Japanese.