Kill the ant!

Renny · May 15, 2011, 12:33

This a game i found...
So one person says a reason the ant didn't die in the last post.. then tries to kill the ant themselves.
Example:

Player A: Ant is stepped on and dies
Player B: A Veterinarian was there to bring him back to life.
The ant is thrown in the ocean.
Player C: Life guard brings it back to shore, and does CPR.
Ant randomly for no reason catches on fire.

And so on and so forth... Be creative
Game Start

Ant gets stepped on

mangaluva · May 17, 2011, 11:03

was safe in the holes on the sole of the shoe
ant was eaten.

Renny · May 18, 2011, 11:55

ant wasn't so tasty so whatever ate spat it out!

Ant got sprayed with DOOM(a pesticide)

mangaluva · May 18, 2011, 13:20

dodged into a dry patch which the pesticide didn't reach
had a heart attack

Renny · May 19, 2011, 08:51

got taken to ant hospital and survived

Ant got cunt in half

mangaluva · May 22, 2011, 12:06

was sewn back together

ant was poisoned

Renny · May 22, 2011, 12:29

was able to digest the poison

Ant fell from a high building

Honeymixer · May 23, 2011, 21:21

Luckily, the ant was wearing a parachute!

The ant was strangled to death by Werr Bear...

Renny · May 24, 2011, 09:27

Bear heard a noise in the last minute and let the ant go

Ant fell into honey

Black Miserie · May 27, 2011, 18:39

Luckily for him, the honey was crystallized, and he climbed out of the honey.

The ant slipped and fell into a puddle of water.

Renny · May 28, 2011, 07:28

the water froze in the last moment so the ant survived

and was thrown into snow at the Antarctica!

Cavod40 · May 30, 2011, 05:10

Helloo. My apologies for offtopic, i just would love to give a thumbs up to this specific topic and to whole online community. Aways keep the very good work.

bye-bye :)

Furgeson · June 01, 2011, 09:57

Well, that was an awkward place to post that XD No worries, we love you, too, Cavod <3 We promise to keep working hard for two thumbs up instead of one *grumbles*

Ant was saved when a researcher decided to give it a home in her ant farm...

Evil toddler comes along and stuffs pesticides into the ant farm :(

Renny · June 01, 2011, 11:11

ant was saved by the pesticide being faulty....

Ant was electrocuted!!

Furgeson · June 01, 2011, 11:31

Ant was wearing a protective suit of rubber :(

Ant is dissected by the mean wittle research ant-farmist.

Renny · June 02, 2011, 11:08

Ant was sewn back together by a kind doctor

Ant suffercated in plastic lying around

Furgeson · June 02, 2011, 14:59

wind blows plastic away, leaving ant a bit breathless but alive.

Ant gets its soul sucked out by Sebby (kuroshitsuji reference...I smell more horrible jokes coming up) :D

Black Miserie · June 04, 2011, 22:50

The ant is rescued by an angel at the last minute, and survives!!!

The ant falls into a roaring FIRE!!!!

Renny · June 05, 2011, 03:04

fire was put out in the last minute and ant stays alive

Ant got lost in the dessert and dehydrated!!

`Shally. · June 07, 2011, 20:11

God pours down some food and a path for the ant, so the ant is alive.

The ant died when a grandma came in with a butcher knife, and WHACK , its dead.

Renny · June 08, 2011, 04:41

Grandma could not see properly so missed the ant altogether!!

Ant eats poison meant for rats and dies!!

`Shally. · June 08, 2011, 17:33

It turns out the the poison was just green air. Fake. like them movies. :D

The ant died when it went inside a freezer, but was too late to escape.

Renny · June 09, 2011, 09:14

Power company decided to switch of electicity and therefore ant was saved

Ant got hangned!!

`Shally. · June 09, 2011, 16:31

Ant was saved because it was too small to be hanged.

Ant was on munching on a cookie, but the cookie monster came and ate the both of it; So the ant is dead.

mangaluva · June 12, 2011, 08:14

The cookie was disgusting and the Cookie Monster spat it out. So the ant survived.

The ant fell into pesticide that can kill 10 anthill full of ants with one drop.

Renny · June 14, 2011, 12:49

ant was wearing a suit and so it survived!!!

`Shally. · June 14, 2011, 15:10

I wonder how it die? So I can try to save it? :O

Ant dies when renny didn't find a way to do something.

Renny · June 16, 2011, 12:50

what was I thinking when i posted that?

?

anyway... i brought it back to life
Ant dies when when it saw a horror movie... died of shock!!!

`Shally. · June 21, 2011, 16:58

the ant lived when the movie changed to a heroic ant who saves and kills the ghost.

The ant dies when people stepped on it, cause it look disgusting.

Renny · June 22, 2011, 01:12

A little girl picks the ant up and nurses it back to health

ant go sat on by a FAT person!!!!!

Krissy · June 25, 2011, 22:15

The chair collapses as the fat person sat down and the ant escapes.

The ant dies from laughter.

mangaluva · June 27, 2011, 10:58

it was so noisy it woke the ant back to life. (wake the dead? XD)

ant suffocates

Renny · June 28, 2011, 05:00

what ever was sufforcating the ant was blown away

Ant Died of old age

Krissy · June 28, 2011, 17:33

The ant magically revives and becomes young again.

The ant gets squished by a car door

`Shally. · June 28, 2011, 20:17

The ant was survived because car door can't squash it, because it had too much spaces between.

The ant died because it had no oxygen..or whatever it breath in.

Renny · July 04, 2011, 07:07

A kind ant gives other ant oxygen

Ant goes in to space with out a suit and dies....

`Shally. · July 05, 2011, 16:23

An astronaut passes by and saves the ant by putting it into their ship.

The ant dies when Renny stepped on it, thinking that it was a roach. :D

Renny · July 07, 2011, 09:14

Y me?

I saved the ant when I saw it was the ant....
Sally ate the ant with her watermelon...

`Shally. · July 07, 2011, 16:51

LMFAOO...gawshhh. i thought it was a seed. :P

I saved the ant, by giving birth. :P

The ant dies when it laughs so much that it's stomach tightens.

Renny · July 13, 2011, 06:55

Ant was rufused entrance to heaven or hell so it remained alive on earth

ant Dies when it hears death metal in a club!

`Shally. · July 13, 2011, 20:31

ant was save by fallen cotton and cover it ears.

Ant dies when the forum games are losing people from commenting.

Krissy · July 13, 2011, 23:17

The forum games get a bunch of random comments right before the ant was about to die.

The ant gets barbecued.

Renny · July 14, 2011, 06:32

Beer was pored over the meat and so the ant got washed off the barbecue

Ant dies from drinking too much Vodka and smoking pot

`Shally. · July 14, 2011, 14:18

God came to tell ant that it's bad for him, and the ant stopped.

Ant dies when it get lost in a maze.

Renny · July 15, 2011, 06:57

A path is opened before the ant and it finds its way out...

Ant gets stung by a bee

`Shally. · July 15, 2011, 18:53

But sadly the bee misses, and the ant escaped.

Ant dies because it was crying too much.

Renny · July 18, 2011, 08:41

Ant was given a tissue and survived

Ant died because it got skin caner

`Shally. · July 19, 2011, 16:28

Ant survived because a snail gave the ant some lotion.

Ant died because he broke his back when he kept on bowing.

Renny · July 20, 2011, 12:02

Ant survived afer getting surgery

Ant died when it got shot!

`Shally. · July 20, 2011, 15:07

Ant survived when the bullet turn into flowers.

Ant died because it was vomiting nonstop

Renny · July 21, 2011, 08:30

Ant survived when it nothing left in it stomach to vomit

Ant died trying to give another ant CPR

`Shally. · July 21, 2011, 10:13

Ant survived when an angel came down to earth, and gave him second life.

Ant died trying to propose to an ant, but all the failures made his heart died.

Black Miserie · September 26, 2011, 02:49

Ant survived when ant surgion did a heart transplant.

Micheal Meyers stabbed the ant to death!!!!

Arya · October 11, 2011, 23:49

But that was really a foam knife and an ant stunt double!

The real ant was in his dressing room and suddely dies due to an allergic reaction to stage makeup. OH NOES!

Black Miserie · October 12, 2011, 02:28

Luckily, the ant had his Epipen!!!

The ant got sick with the Spanish Flu and died...

Renny · October 19, 2011, 13:11

The ant got a translator so he didn't die

Ant died of bird flue combined with swine flew

Arya · October 19, 2011, 17:32

The ant grew wings and out flew the flu >_>;;

but then he got plucked outta the air by a hungry bird and died :(

Black Miserie · October 20, 2011, 03:27

The bird was a vegan, and let the ant go.

The ant fell into a river, went over a waterfall, smashed into the rocks below and died.

Arya · October 20, 2011, 22:55

Luckily the rock was covered in soft moss and the ant sank into it like he was floating on a lovely cloud

but then he contracted a rare mossy fungus called uhhhhhh-finkleswarm and dies!!!

Black Miserie · October 27, 2011, 17:46

He goes to the ant hospital and gets medicine that kills the fungus, and he gets better!

But as he's leaving the hospital, someone drops a burning cigarette on him, and he burns to death!!!

Renny · November 01, 2011, 12:44

he is at the hospital so they carry him back in...

And dies when evil nurse unplugs his life supply

Black Miserie · November 01, 2011, 18:01

The evil nurse is caught by the good Doctor, who plugs his life support back in, saving him! And he has the evil nurse arrested, too. XD

A massive earthquake tears the hospital apart with him inside, and he is crushed to death!

Xye · November 02, 2011, 11:19

the ant was under the table so he survived and dug his way back out.

The ant got caught by a spider

Black Miserie · November 02, 2011, 15:14

Who invited him over for a completely vegan lunch! :D

The vegan food was poisoned....

Blobsndrees · November 21, 2011, 17:02

so they didn't eat it and walked out of the restaurant.

then while walking through tall grass, "they encountered a wild pidgey"

Renny · November 22, 2011, 03:51

how does that kill the spider

Ant stayes out of the path of the wild piggy

Ant dies when spider bites him

Black Miserie · November 23, 2011, 17:27

The wild piggy turns out to be a doctor, who saves the ant's live!

A robin flies down and eats the ant!!!

`Shally. · November 24, 2011, 22:14

The robin pooped out the ant, and wonderfully the ant survived.

The ant died when I ate it.

Black Miserie · November 25, 2011, 03:56

It managed to crawl it's way out of you and survived!

I set the ant of FIRE!!!!

Renny · November 25, 2011, 08:06

it was still alive when i came

I added liquid hydrogen to the fire...

Black Miserie · November 25, 2011, 09:28

I was still there, and stopped you, because I want to be the one to kill the ant!

I squish the burning ant

`Shally. · November 25, 2011, 12:00

The ant survived from evolving into a big ant, and kill the person who squished him.

The ant died from sunburn

Black Miserie · November 25, 2011, 22:09

A centipede gave him some sunscreen, which saved him.

A murder of crows attacked him and pecked him to death.

Renny · November 29, 2011, 12:10

ant survived due to Miserie's incorect use of english... :D

Ant died when a flock of sheep stampeded over it

Black Miserie · November 29, 2011, 16:37

Ant survived the stampede because a large group of crows is called a murder of crows....

A falcon caught the ant and fed him to her babies.

`Shally. · November 29, 2011, 19:19

the ant transform from a teeny weensy to a HUMOUNGOUS MONSTER.

The ant died when the sun rays down onto the shell.

Renny · December 01, 2011, 07:27

shell tipped over putting the ant into shade

A monster pierced the ants heart

Blobsndrees · December 01, 2011, 09:32

The ant died, or so the monster thought! suddenly the ant bursts into smoke! It was a Kage bunshin!! The real one uses that big rasengan thing on the monster and defeats him.
I stepped on the ant by accident, oops...

Renny · December 01, 2011, 11:59

Ant survived because Renny did not give you permission to step on it

Renny pinned the ant to her butterfly collection

Black Miserie · December 02, 2011, 00:25

Ant was not a butterfly, and so escaped.

Ant was eaten by a Tarantula!!!

Blobsndrees · December 02, 2011, 02:09

but the tarantula got arrested by the insect police for attempted ant slaughter just before he managed to eat the ant.
ant gets squished by a stampede of fan girls.

Renny · December 02, 2011, 09:42

luckily for the ant it fell in to a deep crack and thus was not trampled

Ant died in a pool of lava

Blobsndrees · December 03, 2011, 18:54

which was cooled off because a meteor hit the earth and caused an ice age, the ant was crystallised just in time and 100,000 years later, the ant is resurrected by aliens.

The aliens had a bet on whether the ant would survive in the sun so they strapped the ant to a cannonball and shot it into the sun. The ant probably died.

Black Miserie · December 03, 2011, 23:44

Luckily, the cannonball missed the sun, and went to earth instead, landing on a giant pile of pillows that cushioned the fall and saved the ant!

Ant is smothered by the pillows

Renny · December 05, 2011, 06:58

luckily Renny was there to save it

Renny cut the ant in to 1000 picecs and threw the pieces out of the window

Black Miserie · December 09, 2011, 17:41

Where Miserie caught the pieces and glued him back together again, all 1000 pieces.

Mysterie puts the ant into the freezer and freezes it solid!

Renny · December 10, 2011, 11:46

ant gets unfrozen by a scientist

And dies when a vampire drinks all its blood

Blobsndrees · December 12, 2011, 10:39

ant resurrects and becomes the vampire (ant) King.

Vampire hunters stab a stake through the ant and kills it

Black Miserie · December 12, 2011, 18:39

Ant becomes a Demon (ant) Lord.

Angels come to slay the ant.

Renny · December 13, 2011, 13:42

angles turned the ant into a normal ant

Ant died when angles dropped him back onto earth

Black Miserie · December 13, 2011, 19:03

He landed on a trampoline and bounced safely.

The ant fell off the trampoline and broke his neck.

Renny · December 14, 2011, 03:59

The ants neck was put into a cast which saved his life

The cast chocked the ant

Black Miserie · December 14, 2011, 12:15

A nurse loosened the cast a bit, before he choked to death.

The doctor accidently slit the ant's throat when cutting off the cast.

Renny · December 15, 2011, 02:51

a quilter stitched the ant's throat so the ant survived

The ant got infected by the needle that the quilter has used

Black Miserie · December 16, 2011, 15:04

The ant took antibiotics, and the infection went away.

The ant accidentally overdosed on meds, and died of overdose.

Blobsndrees · December 17, 2011, 05:41

Frankenant isloated the ant's brain before the meds got to it and reconstructed a new peeeerfect body for the ant and put the brain in the ant.
frankenant messed up the rehabilitation and threw the ant off the grand canyon.

Renny · December 19, 2011, 03:59

The ant landed in water and was saved

A fish ate the ant

Blobsndrees · December 19, 2011, 14:12

fish pooped out the ant

ant suffocates

Black Miserie · December 20, 2011, 17:44

Ant saved by lifeguard
Ant gets lost trying to get home and starves to death

Renny · December 21, 2011, 12:45

ant finds a crumb and gets saved

And dies when he drinks too much

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