Kill the ant!

[Black Miserie]

Ant finds a bathroom and is saved! XD

A bomb is set off under the bathroom, and the ant is blown to bits!!

[FlyingBacons]

The bits of the ant became another ant(wait, is that allowed? I mean, the ant is replaced.  )
Its head was suddenly cut and fell off its body.

[`Shally.]

  The ant was alive since it became a zombie.
The ant died because I told him to die.             

[Fairth]

It changed its mind and attacks Nibb' instead !

Nibb' walks on it, to get rid of it.

[`Shally.]

The survived because I shit it out.

The ant died from eating too much.

[Angel~]

The ant's stomach was pumped empty and survived.

The ant died from being hit by a car when he walked out of the hospital.

[Renny]

A vampire stoped the car at the last minute

The vampire drank the ants blood

[Angel~]

A wizard gave the ant his life back.

The wizard did all kinds of deadly experiments on the ant.

[Blobsndrees]

which gave him the ability to fly and he escaped only to be eaten by a bird straight away

[Angel~]

the bird thought he tasted nasty and barfed him out, and the ant fell to the ground and was squished

[Aurelia]

The ant inhaled to inflate itself!
...Then the ant slipped on a banana peel and died from a head injury.

[Angel~]

Doctor gives the ant a new head...

...and then dissects the ant as payment

[Aurelia]

Ant puts itself back together...

Then falls apart again... XD

[Angel~]

Bathes in some glue

and drowns in it

[Aurelia]

Learns to breathe in glue

Swims until it dies of fatigue

[Angel~]

Drinks some red bull, which gives it wings to fly out of the glue

Flies into a tree and dies of the impact

[Aurelia]

Little tree minions crawl out and revives the poor ant...

Then get hungry and eat him for lunch. XD

[Angel~]

A squirrel pops in and eats the tree minions

and the ant along with them

[Aurelia]

Ant slowly crawls out of their stomachs...

But then crawls into a deep dark hole where it dies of dehydration..

[Angel~]

And then water floods in so it can drinks

Only to drown in it

[Aurelia]

The water.floats.it up the hole so it can get some air....

But the water over flows the world and the ant gets eaten by a shark

[Zephyr of the Mist]

But the shark hates formic acid so the ant isn't eaten...
But then it sinks and is eaten by an anemone

[Angel~]

which barfs it out since it was gross

and then a dolphin ate it

[Aurelia]

The dolphin was caught in a tuna net
The ant crawled out
A fisherman stepped on the ant with his boot

[Angel~]

but ant got in the creases of the boot and survived

But then it was crushed by the struggling dolphin

[Aurelia]

The dolphin stops struggling and feels bad for crushing the ant. It saves its life by giving it a secret elixir.

... But the elixir had poisonous side effects, and the ant died again.

[Angel~]

But the ant was immune and lived...

...only to die of exhaustion of becoming immune

[Aurelia]

The ant eats magical bread and revives...
But was allergic to it. XD

[Angel~]

The ant took some medicine...

But overdosed on it..

[Aurelia]

The ant vomited it all up...
But continued vomiting until it died.

[Angel~]

It stopped just in time and took a deep breath...
..but couldn't breath out again and suffocated

[Aurelia]

The ant magically breathed in after some time
Only to die again in a tornado

[Angel~]

He got blown out of the tornado and survived

Only to land on a stone and be flattened

[Aurelia]

Eats a balloon and magically inflates...
...Only to rise into space, where it dies from lack of oxygen.

[Angel~]

And is suddenly saved by aliens

That dissect it to see how it looks from the inside

[Aurelia]

Space unicorns put it back together
Then stab it repeatedly with their horns

[Nonii]

unicorns can't aim with their horns didn't hit it, ant was safe.

Ant was thrown into a 1000ºC oven

[Aurelia]

It was saved from burning by being covered by a giant pizza...
But the pizza smushed it

[Nonii]

The ant fell out of the pizza as it came out of the oven saved by the "softness" of the pizza.

But the elephant fell on top of it.

[Angel~]

But the ant got saved by the creases in the skin of the elephant, saving him

Only to be suffocated when the air supply ran out

[Aurelia]

The ant learned to breathe in water
However that skill disappeared soon enough and the ant drowned.

[Angel~]

The water flowed away and the ant was saved...

...but got eaten by a grasshopper

[Aurelia]

The grasshopper burped and out came the ant...

But the ant walked off a cliff soon after.

[Angel~]

And employed its parachute.

But the parachute didn't work...

[Nonii]

it felt on a bird flying by.
But was hit as the bird was shot.

[Angel~]

But the cloud fairy took pity on him and saved him by inviting him over to her cloudy castle.
Too bad all the male cloud people were jealous and tore him apart in rage.

[Nonii]

The couldfairy took pity of him and glued him together with 1 drop of superglue, buuuuuu~t unluckily enough he fell on the table and starved because he couldn't move. (which can carry about 650 lbs)

[`Shally.]

The ant revived when an another ant gave it food.
The ant died when I squished it.

[Angel~]

The ant liced where air was pumped into him
but died when due to too much air he blew up

[Blobsndrees]

the guy who fixed humpty dumpty put the ant's pieces back together again
but the ant died when he fell apart, just like humpty dumpty

(I can't really remember the rhyme but I think it was something like he dies and never gets fixed again right?)

[Aurelia]

A fairy godmother grants it a wish, and the ant lives!
But sadly, the wish lasts two seconds and the ant dies.

[Blobsndrees]

An evil queen ressurects the ant as a zombie and has him kill cinderella
But the dwarves stepped on it, and it died.

[Angel~]

It was then saved by the kiss of a prince
Only to drown in the prince's saliva

[Blobsndrees]

The ant almost drowned, but like drowning dogs, it suddenly learnt how to swim.
However that wasn't good enough, the prince at it. By accident...

[Angel~]

Luckily the prince sneezed the ant out...
...into a pile of shit where it was suffocated

[Aurelia]

The ant swam out and lived!
The ant swam back in and died.

[Blobsndrees]

The ant who swam back in knew how to swim back out
But it died of humiliation for becoming addicted to shit

[Aurelia]

The ant came back to life and went to rehab!
The ant quit rehab and died of humiliation once more.

[Blobsndrees]

a priest came along and cured the ant of humiliation through counselling
The priest stepped on the ant by accident, but the ant survived just like all ants do cuz they somehow don't die when you step on them, but the priest's shoe had chewing gum on it, and the chewing gum had a spider on it, and the spider ate the ant.

[Angel~]

Then the ant ate the spider from the inside out

Other spiders came and had their revenge and tore the ant apart

[Blobsndrees]

But the ant was a god so he can't be killed
that is until the satan ant came along and stabbed the ant with the cursed blade of cursedness

[Angel~]

And then he was saved by the goodness of an angel
Only to be crushed by her when he angered her

[Blobsndrees]

But blob saves the ant instead
However an imperial edict came and blob was forced to behead the ant.

[Aurelia]

But Aurelia waves a magic wand and the ant is healed!
Only to die by blob's wrath again...

[Blobsndrees]

Paupau comes by and the ant ressurects from the purity of her aura
Only to die when blob walks past again.

[Aurelia]

Blob leaves again, ant lives!
Ant dies under piles of lurking.

[Angel~]

It catches up on the lurking and lives

Only to be eaten by Vally

[Aurelia]

Vauxy barfs up the ant.
The ant dies from being inside him too long

[Blobsndrees]

ant is given cpr by a mackerel

or so he thought, but he was actually eaten and digested instead.

[Aurelia]

Ant crawls out!

Ant dies from exhaustion!

[Blobsndrees]

Ant is healed in the pokemon center

Ant dies in the next fight against 6 mewtwos

[Angel~]

But then he gains superpowers and defeats them

Only to be blown up because its tiny body can't hold the enourmous powers

[Aurelia]

The poor ant travels back in time and does not gain superpowers...

But the poor ant also travels back in time WAY too far and goes back before it's existence, thereby killing it.

[Blobsndrees]

10 million years later, the ant is born

then the ant dies a natural death.

[Angel~]

To be revived by a wizard

Only to die in weird experiments

[`Shally.]

Was resurrected after being expiremented into somethign stronger.

The ant died from a the atomic bomb.

[Angel~]

Luckily he was protected by a force field

He then died of radiation

[Blobsndrees]

but his corpse mutated into zombie ant

zombie = dead anyways so he's still dead

[`Shally.]

The humans created a cure for zombies to turn back into a normal ant & it worked.

The ant died because blob farted.

[Blobsndrees]

The ant is revived when it is given fresh oxygen

The ant died because it fell off a cloud

[`Shally.]

The ant was resurrected to found out the ground was made of jello.

The ant died with I stepped on it.

[Blobsndrees]

Or so you thought but the ant simply got pressed into the jello where it was preserved body and soul for 9 million years, then his descendants release him and worships him as the ant god

Unfortunately their religion also involves cannibalism of the god thinking it would give them psychic powers equivalent to the god per gram of meat so the ant is torn apart and roasted.

[`Shally.]

that's too much to read

The ant survived because the religion does not eat ants, its too godly.

The ant died from the other ants who hated that ant.

[Blobsndrees]

But then one ant was special, that ant loved this ant, and they eloped. They could withstand sticks, stones and nuclear missiles as long as they were together~ 

They stopped holding hands when the ant had to go to the toilet. The toilet exploded.

[`Shally.]

The ant in the toilet survived when a human saved it.

The ant died when the human squashed it.

[Blobsndrees]

The ant went to heaven

the ant fell in love with another ant and got exiled from heaven by god and died after fighting lucifer. He was squished.

[`Shally.]

The ant survived the squish because he quickly digged into the ground to hide itself.

The ant dies when the earthquake started.

[Blobsndrees]

The ant's tunnels cave in but he survives by making friends with a mole and hiding in his mouth.

Unfortunately the mole eats him.

[`Shally.]

The ant survived when the ant came out of the mole's butt.

the ant was so stinky that it killed himself.

[Blobsndrees]

But god doesn't' like suicides so he's ressurected

only to get killed by a giant worm.

[`Shally.]

BUT SURVIVED BECAUSE I KISSED IT.

but the ant died because i accidently swallowed it.

[Blobsndrees]

But it was still alive

until it reached your stomach, got digested and became a part of you!

[`Shally.]

The ant bursted out of me, splattered all over the place.

The ant died because my blood was poisonous.