King of the Hill

[Shiki]

So basically you have to take the hill from the person above you! You can be as violent as you want!

GAME STARTS:

First to post so this is my hill! 

[Mithril]

*kicks Shiki in the face and puts the hill inside her vault*


lol
<-- too nice.

[werr]

*Slaps Mithril around a bit with a large trout, rips apart her vault and takes the hill*

[Tammy]

*Hugs werr and while he is distracted steals the hill.*

*hug counter increased to 5!*

[Criss]

*sneak in while Tammy is hugging werr*
*Steals the hill and escapes*

[Tammy]

*Bribes Criss with kaname Kuran*
*takes the hill*

[Criss]

*Slaps Kaname-kun*
"It's your fault if i lost the hill "

*Turn around and search for Tammy*
*Bribes Tammy with lots of cookies and while she eats, takes hill away*

[angelwriter]

while no one's looking, goes and poisons cookies and laughs manically as she runs away with the *yes* portable hill =)

[Zain]

*approaches anglewriter nonchalantly and says "look! there's a bird*

*as she looks up, steals the hill* 

[Criss]

*aproaches Zain with an angelic smile*
*when near enough, takes out a big hammer and hit Zain*
*without waiting, takes hill away*

[drexizle]

*takes criss's head, smashes it on the hill and uses the blood to write "drex's hill"*
*sends criss rolling off the hill*
*dominates hill*

my hill !

[Criss]

*gets up and bandage head in a hurry*
*From where i am, i took out a bazooka and aim for drexizle*
*Fires...*
*takes portable hill and buries drexizle before running away*

[Shiki]

*Uses Falcon Punch on Criss*

*Criss flies miles away*

"My Hill! <3"

[Zain]

*digs a big deep ditch in the ground and watches as Shiki falls in there, leaving hill behind*
*grabs hill and goes to Mars*

[angelwriter]

*go's the the supermarket and buys eggs.*
* hunts down zain... and hijacks a nasa spacecraft to mars*
*simply takes hill, and leaves zain stramded in the middle of nowhere*

[Tammy]

*Takes eggs and pelts angelwriter with them*
*Takes the hill...to...NEVERLAND! WHERE YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME*

[drexizle]

*digs herself out*
what the!? neverland!? HI PETER!
anyways...
*ninja sneaks behind tammy and suffocates her with iron fist hug*
*takes hill to canada ehhh*
*superglues herself to the hill*

i shall call it hilly billy <3

[Shiki]

Lmao and who the heck is Peter?! Where do you people get the imagination from?! 

*Visits drex in Canada*
*Uses an axe to cut the part of Drex that is stick to the hill* [No blood! So don't worry!]
*Takes hill to an hidden alley*

[Tammy]

*Finds the hidden alley by searching every alley in the world*
*takes time machine and goes to distant future*
*uses future technology to transport the hill to another universe*
*destroys the time machine so no one can follow me!*

also, I'm not trapped in the future...still...the hil is MINE! MUAHAHAHAHA!

[Criss]

*builds a time machine*
*goes in search of Tammy*
*finds tammy sleeping on hill*
*kicks Tammy off and while she falls, goes back to Present*
*destroy time machine so that tammy cannot return*
*hides hill in a safe*

[Evory]

*Researches the internet on ways to break a save*
*Researches the internet on how to catch a lot of lemmings*
*Researches the internet on how to train them to run after someone*
*goes looking for Criss*
*Screams to Criss: Look out! The lemmings are gaining on you!*
*Breaks open the safe while Criss is distracted by the lemmings*
*takes the hill*
*Hides it in her family's top secret nuclear basement*

[angelwriter]

*sneaks in thru hole in the ground that evory never knew about*
*cuts a neat circle around the base of the hill*
*successfully steals the hill*
*takes back to aus and camouflages it as uluru*

[Criss]

*get rid of the lemmings by giving them lots of burgers to eat*
*takes a plane to australia*
*locate the stolen hill*
*sneak behind angelwriter and hit her with a hammer*
*while angelwriter is out, takes hill to an unknown desert island*

[angelwriter]

*hijacks a plane to the so called desert island*
*sets fire to everything so criss eventually dies from starvation (hypothetically of course)*
*when all is well, takes hill and wears it as a hat because i can!*

[Evory]

*sneaks up on angelwriter while she is asleep*
*replaces hill-hat with this one -->http://funhousetheatrical.com/images/Funny_hat.jpg. You'll neeeever notice the difference*
*rents a boat*
*dumps the hill in the Mariana Trench, where no submarine can reach...*

[Zain]

*In Mars: meets Martians and with their help create a SUPERsubmarine that doubles as a space ship*
*comes back from Mars with submarine-spaceship*
*goes to Mariana Trench and finds hill*
*takes hill to special magician and makes it invisible so that no one can detect it!*

[drexizle]

*disguises herself as a special magician*
A HA! *steals invisible hill and dropkicks zain*
.... *kicks zain in the stomach numerous times* there we go :3
*puts an invisible leash on hill and drags it away to hawaii*
*hides it in a candy store* but which one? ohohohoho
hilly billy <3 ITS MINEEEEE

[Nozomi]

*trains a dog to follow drex's smell*
*teleports herself and the dog to hawaii*
*dog finds the candy shop*
*throws a rainbow colored smoke bomb* 8D
*takes the hill and all the candy in the confusion*
*teleports to somewhere in the bottom of the sea*
*creates a mermaid empire in the hill* >;3

@.@ <- thinking too much
xD

[drexizle]

ack! too many colors!

*steals zain SUPERsubmarine and uses it to go to the bottom of the sea*
*steals a harem of pretty merman and mutilates the rest of the mermaid empire*
*makes a ginormous fishbowl and dumps harem of merman inside*

where was i? oh yeah.

*uppercuts nozomi*
*brings hill inside SUPERsubmarine and flies to uranus*

i shall call my merman mervin, merv, man, manny, merm and richard.
hilly billy <3

[Tammy]

...I know someone called richard...*traumatising mental images*
*enslaves your harem*
*takes them to uranus*
*Uses merman harem to destroy uranus*
*takes the hill*
the only way to take the hill back is to figure out these statements:

The statement directly below is true.
The statement directly above is false.

[angelwriter]

*while everyone else ponders... makes a dash for the hill*
*steals all the mermen... and use them as bait to lure tammy back into her underwater fantasies...*
*engraves and cuts into hill so that it is in my likeness (HAHAHA... nono... that wud be weird...) into the shape of a throne*
*sits on thrown and wont budge*

[drexizle]

D: You stole my stolen harem! :@ :@ !
*pushes angelwriter off the throne and traps her in a cage*
noo, i won't hurt you.. you made me a place to sit, fufufu.
...
but still. *stomps on angelwriter's face* that's better :3
*grabs hill and flies it to panama*
*burns off all the grass and plants*
*digs a huge hole on top and fills it with boiling ketchup*
HEHEHEHEHE, now why would they be looking for a volcano? *evil grin*

[Nozomi]

omg my mermaid empire ;-;

*goes to panama*
*calls one of her gigantic friends over* - wanna eat some fried potatoes? >D
*friend starts eating* 8D he likes fried potatoes with hot ketchup lol
*he accidentally eats drex* D: zomg but don't worry, he doesn't likes your taste drex -u-, so he spits drex out, and she goes flying away O-OP see you~
*takes the hill and fill the hole* it's a throne again :D
*takes the throne-hill xD to the himalayas*
*Stays at a friend's place, the Yeti!* >8D

[drexizle]

Dx I'm covered in saaaaaaalivaaa! *throws up*
*goes to the himalayas*
*sneaks into yeti's house and steals the hill while both of them are sleeping*
But first... *draws doodles on nozomi's face* I wouldn't really hit someone when they're sleeping, now that's just dirty >__>
...
*puts ketchup on nozomi's nose* HAHA ! now people will actually think i punched her in the face ! ffufufufu.
*goes to japan and climbs mt.fuji*
YODELEEHEEEHOO! in japanese, ohohohoho.
*hugs hill* my hilly billy <3

[Tammy]

*Flies to japan*
*Makes mt Fuji erupt*
*Drex gets blown to Pluto, which isn't even a planet*
*Takes hill*
*Transform into a 4D being*
try and catch me now. :P

[angelwriter]

side note. pluto is so a planet... back in the good ol days...

*finds the best plastic surgeon there is to fix up my smashed in face curtesy of drex*
*goes fires a bazooooooka at drex's face till it goes inside out =) *
*starts laughing!*
*remembers she has a mission.*
*goes after tammy*
*finds tammy*
*makes tammy sit down and watch reruns of friends until her head is filled with pictures of happy mushrooms flying all over the place*
*takes the hill*
*makes a replica*
now lets see u try and find the real one =)

[drexizle]

D: my awesome faace ;___;
*gets the martians on ex-planet pluto to fix her face*
maybe you guys should move to uranus...
*gets kicked in the stomach* Dx
*find angel and tammy watching reruns of friends*
*watches some episodes*
hehehe, oh chandler. wait a minute... OH YEAH !
*uses a fan and blows angel and tammy into space* just wait when you get to pluto tammy, they'll be waiting... fufufuuffu
*plops down on hill* i'm too lazy to move it :|
*makes a level 5 force field* THERE! hilly billy <3

[Tammy]

*befriends the plutonians.*
*on the way back to earth, befriends all the other planets inhabitants too.:P*
*Gets level 6 laser*
*shoots apart forcefield*
*since there are two hills, takes both*
*Uses shrink ray and shrinks hill down to size of a USB*
*uses the hill as a keychain on my bag*

[Evory]

To make sure my hill will not be stolen in an instant, my description about stealing and hiding it has been encoded...  

*gab s'ymmaT slaetS* *Steals Tammy's bag*
*niahcyek morf sllih sekeT* *Takes hills from keychain*
*!ti ni yenom on s'erehT $%^&*&^%$ *tellaw s'ymmaT sekat ,ti ta s'ehs tslihW* *Whilst she's at it, takes Tammy's wallet* $%^&^%$ There's no money in it!
*(niahcyek ssel-llih+tellaw+) gab reh kcab ymmaT seviG* *Gives Tammy back her bag (+wallet+hill-less keychain)*
*eno laer eht si llih hcihw revocsid ot stset-bal seoD* *Does lab-tests to discover which hill is the real one*
*...ytilaer otni noitcif dna noitcif otni ytilaer nrut nac hcihw ,ecived neddibrof eht setaerC* *Creates the forbidden device, which can turn reality into fiction and fiction into reality...*
(^^ eerf rof ti steg ,sraeppa tsrif ti egap hcihw no llet nac ohw eno eht) * supmac naruO eht no erehwemos llih ekaf eht sediH* *Hides the fake hill somewhere on the Ouran campus* (the one who can tell on which page it first appears, gets it for free ^^)
*noitcif fo mlaer eht evael/retne nac gnihton os ecived neddibrof syortseD* *Destroys forbidden device so nothing can enter/leave the realm of fiction*
*yar htworg stnevnI* *Invents growth ray*
*ezis lanigiro sti ot llih laer eht snruteR* *Returns the real hill to its original size*
*acilper rehtona sekaM* *Makes another replica*
*ti draug lliw sniugnep eht erehw ,acitcratnA no llih laer eht seiruB* *Buries the real hill on Antarctica, where the penguins will guard it.*
*ecaps otni 2# llih ekaf stoohS* *Shoots fake hill #2 into space*
stenalp rehto yna tih t'now ti erehw tibro na dehcaer sah ti litnu stiaW* *Waits until it has reached an orbit where it won't hit any other planets*
*ti ta yar htworg smaI* *Aims growth ray at it*
*tenalp depahs-llih na otni worg ti sekaM* *Makes it grow into an hill-shaped planet*

...sniugnep yb dedraug ylefas si llih laer eht elihw ,tcejbo depahs-llih suoivbo siht no sucof lliw secnailla neila ynA
Any alien alliances will focus on this obvious hill-shaped object, while the real hill is safely guarded by penguins...

?ylefas, tiaW Wait, safely?

*sresal eldnah ot woh no sniugnep eht snrael dna ,acitcratnA ot seoG* *Goes to Antarctica, and learns the penguins on how to handle lasers*
*sresal snuignep sevig* *Gives penguins lasers*
*emoh seog* *Goes home*

Good luck figuring out what I did with the hill

hint: There is a giant hill-shaped planet orbiting around the sun at the moment

[Tammy]

After decoding (i.e. read everything backwards)
*takes the hill orbiting the sun*
*Goes to penguin with lasers and adds to my army of plutonians and other aliens*
*Hides hill in this maths equation: 555x2+4*

[Zain]

*creates a huge spaceship and sends Tammy's army of plutonians/penguins/aliens to another galaxy*
*meets defenseless Tammy orbiting the sun*
*solves math problem easily (answer 1114)*
*steals Tammy's shrink ray and shrinks herself and takes USB-sized hill to reside with one-celled organisms*

[Tammy]

*I'd just like to point out that you didn't solve my problem.*
*the hill is still hidden inside the problem*
*so i still have it! MUAHAHAHAHA!*

[Evory]

*anctaritcA ot seoG**Goes to Actiratcna**Goes to Antarctica*
*lilh eht rveo ruenkb a sdluiB**Biulds a bkneur oevr the hlil**Builds a bunker over the hill*
*ymamT ot gseasm a sndeS**Sedns a msaesg to Tmamy**Sends a message to Tammy*
*siengunp rvoeftl eht hitw roekp ginlayp sttarS**Sratts pyalnig pkeor wtih the ltfeovr pnugneis**Starts playing poker with the leftover penguins*

:ymamT ot essgeaM stnonteC Cetnonts Maegsse to Tmamy: Contents Message to Tammy:
*AHHHUAAAAM LILH EHT EEVH LTLIS I TUB .lal'y no yase tenw I ,eodc eht dihenb text eht gnetilecs saw geconidd fo yaw tassiee eht WTB .eno lear eht si nus eth girnbito lilh eht that noeluisd eht eonryye ginivg lltis yb em nhat laiaiclobd eorm era uoy that tdmia tusm I**I msut aimdt taht you are mroe dbolciaial tahn me by sitll gvinig evyrnoe the dsiuleon taht the hlil otibnrig the sun is the rael one. BTW the eeissat way of ddinoceg was sceliteng the txet bnehid the cdoe, I wnet esay on y'lal. BUT I SILTL HVEE THE HLIL MAAAAUHHHA**I must admit that Tammy is more diabolical than me by still giving everyone the delusion that the hill orbiting the sun is the real one. BTW the easiest way of decoding was selecting the text behind the code, I went easy on y'all. BUT I STILL HAVE THE HILL MUAHAHAHAA*

[drexizle]

Hehe, y'all .

*Flies to Antartica*
*Destroys bunker with a super mega cannonball*

*kicks all the penguins*
BWAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

*elbows Evory in the head*
That's for making me spend 10 minutes decoding your plans :@!

*Puts a virus on Evory's computer*
That's for Tammy!? Anyways...

*Brings hill to Alaska*
*Paints hill gray and puts other peoples dandruff on top*
It's disgusting AND disguising, muahahahaha.

*Builds a secret base inside hill*
You can't get in unless you know the password. Here's a hint :D
DIA .

[Tammy]

*inputs password Drex Is Awesome*
*computer freezes so Tammy takes hammer and smashes computer/secret base.*
*Installs a new artificially intelligent computer*
*changes password*
*hint: THIM!*

[Evory]

My computer! *kills virus*

My face! (apparently the computer is more important than her face) *sets broken nose straight* Ouch...

Aw those poor penguins... *penguins bite drex*

Back to the conquest of the hill...

*inputs password: The Hill Is Mine*
And now the hill shall be mine!! HAHA

The new password is the answer to this riddle: I am the centre of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is vain that you seek me for I have long been in heaven yet even now lie embalmed in the grave. What am I?

[angelwriter]

 

just thought i'd start off witha  happy picture...
*finally figures that these friends episodes are seriously stuffing up her brain... time to move on*
*oh... and it's the letter "v"*
*has a lil celebration, champagne and all~*
*gets hill... eats it.*
*now let's see how everyone will react*

[Evory]

*Manipulates wongi to stick her finger in her throat*
*wongi barfs up hill*
Eww...
*Takes it with gloved hands*
*Decontaminates hill (the grey paint and the dandruff disappear too)*
*Takes hill to a tropical area*
*Puts up a sign: Evory's hill*
*plants a fast-growing, human-eating flower on it*
*Runs like hell*

[Tammy]

*uses brother as human sacrifice*
*distracts plant*
*change sign to Tammy's Hill*
*actually don't need to do anything else because the man-eating plant is still there*
*to be extra safe, employs the Justic League Unlimited as bodyguards*
is that show still showing anywhere?
btw, Justice always wins. :P

[Evory]

*Inspired by Tammy, tries to use her own brother as a human sacrifice*
*Plan fails, because both the plant and the bodyguards fall in love at first sight with him*  (BTW, I've never heard of the Justice League Unlimited   )
Oh well, it works anyway...
*Scratches out Tammy, replaces it with Evory*
*Asks brother to tell the plant and bodyguards that the sign must be guarded with their lives*
The guards will now guard the sign in the name of Love and Justice, making them invincible XD LOL
*Evory runs*
*My brother gives them his number, puts up a cardboard likeness of himself so they remain motivated to guard in the name of Love and Justice and runs*

[angelwriter]

*since the cutout is such a sellout, makes heaps of them and puts them everywhere, in all the major cities of the world*
*pretty much everyone gets distracted...*
*steals hill, but doesn't change name... so everyone tries to hunt down evory instead of me! =)*
*tadah~*

[Tammy]

*takes the hill*
*doesn't matter what name's on it, as long as I physically have the hill.*
*turns the hill into data*
*sends data into the system*
*hill is collected, analysed, processed, stored and retrieved, transmitted and received, and displayed*<--yeah, I just had an IPT lesson
*on monitors of all the world's computers*
*Only one is real*
*the real on is encrypted in...chinese*

??. .
??. ??, .
HAHAHAHAHA!
And yes, it's actual chinese that makes sense.
Damn! The forum doesn't support Chinese symbols! NOOOO! D:

So here it is in pi ture form.
wow, I'm sooo bothered.


Can you read it? Here's the link:
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/56/91988977.jpg

[angelwriter]

*goes and raids the museum...*
*steals all the mummies there and uses them as some kinda fortress for my hill...*
*shoots arrows from the top, legolas style to scare away everyone*

[Tammy]

Oh knows! how did you decode it?
wait...does this mean you took my baby too? NO!
*Kicks angel out of her own fortress*
*takes up residence*

[angelwriter]

um.......
the reason why i can read it is... cus i can read chinese?
LOL!
anyhows...
*since it's so easy to kick people out of the fortress... might try that myself*
*but does it ninja style, to try out some cool hollywood worthy moves.*
*heyyyyyyyyyyya~*
*and no... didn't steal ur baby...it decided it liked me more, so no, i didn't force it to come join me*
*me and baby rules hill!*

[Evory]

*Vampire baby eats wongi*
*The fortress is now defenceless, so Evory can easily walk inside*
*Sends wongi's remains home*
May she rest in peace...
*Gives the now-full-and-thus-harmless baby back to Tammy* (BTW, you need to post a riddle in the riddle game topic because it is dying right now ^^)
*Gets the bodyguards from the tropical area to guard the fortress in the name of Love and Justice*
The Hill to Kill for is now mine

[Criss]

*uses ninja techiniques to infiltrate the fortress*
*sneak behind Evory*
*makes a big hammer appear and hits Evory on the head*
*When Evory and her bodyguards are out, put them into a canon and makes them fly...*
*makes magical dogs guard the castle*

Now the Hill is all mine.

[Evory]

*Flies back with her awesome superpowers which she had never revealed before*
*Makes a remote teleport device*
*Goes to the fortress*
*Gives doggies biscuits - They're MAGICALLY delicious*
*They let me pass*
*Stands on hill*
*Teleports hill and myself to another galaxy*
*Guards it with alien techniques*

My hill <3

[drexizle]

*Builds SUPERsubmarine 2.0*
*Flies to another galaxy with aliens*
*Commands aliens to restrain Evory*
*Aliens eat Evory's hair*

I guess it's a delicacy? O.o

*Takes hill and flies back to Earth*
Wow... this hill is really ugly now.
*Hides in a cave somewhere on the tallest mountain*
Ohohoho, which is the tallest mountain? 

I still love you hilly billy! Even if you are deformed! 

[angelwriter]

*comes back to life after some weird chanting business....*
*taps drex on the shoulder*
*drex faints*
*what drex doesn't know is that that was my mountain...*
*hill is now mine!*

[Tammy]

time to get serious.
*invents a virus that destroys the entire universe except for the hill and me.*
*everyone else is dead*
*MUAHAHAHAHAAH!*

[drexizle]

*revived by the heavens*
They sent me back to claim my hill! :@
Holy-- What happened to this place !?

*Slaps Tammy silly until she gets K.O'd*
*steals hill*
*creates Drexworld*
You can only live on DW by being Drex. Fwhahaahha
*Rebuilds hill base*
NEW PASSWORD.
hint: HB.

but you can't get in my world since you're not Drex... muahahahahah!! :D
hill <3

[Tammy]

*revives herself*
*Creats portal through time and space*
*Appears next to hill*
*Uses tongs to take hill out of Drex world*
see? i didn't go in*
*password is hilly billy or something like that*
*destroys Drexworld with virus just cos she can (and because she slapped me >:I)*
*Shrinks hill and turns it invisible*
HAHAHAhAAH!

[drexizle]

Dx Next time I will create an ultimate password :@ !
*feels around for the hill*
HA! FOUND IT!

*Drops it in pocket*
*Kicks Tammy's shin*
I can't hit her with anything else, Tammy destroyed everything ;__;

*Creates new world, Drexworld 2.0*
*Hides in newly created Canasia*

[angelwriter]

*since a few "hill ownerships ago" was reborn as drex's daughter*
*kills drex*
*therefore, can legitimately claim hill*

[Evory]

*Steals wongi's birth certificate*
*Forges another one*
You're now officially Guiney's daughter! (spam topic)
*Forges her own, to make herself drex's daughter*
*Runs away with hill before anyone discovers the forgeries*

[Tammy]

*simply takes the hill, since Evory didn't bother to protect it at all*
*turns the hill into a person*
*Now try and find the hill among the 5 billion people of this planet. :P*
and wow, drex, that's quite a family you've got yourself.

[Evory]

*Finds the hill-person* (Which was easy, it rather stood out since it stands completely still, only stares forward and is covered in grass)
*Turns the hill-person back into a hill*
*Flies it to Mercury*
*Makes the hill non-portable*
*Goes back to Earth*

[angelwriter]

*wow... non portable hill... we've just hit a new low!*
*awesome... so since this is the case...*
*i'll stage a romeo and juliet scenario... me and hilly billy...*
*flies to mercury using her super-saiyan powers curtesey of the lovely dragon ball z*
"hilly billy hilly billy, wherefore art thou hilly billy"
*hill falls for wongi*
*cuts off all connections with earth*
*might as well blow up the planet*
*no one can get to us now... we're both dead.*
*me and hilly billy: the supreme sacrifice!*
*on earth they make movies about us... but recontextualised it so that leonardo di caprio could play it... so no, that movie wasn't based on shakespeare stuff... it was based on me and hb's love story, like taylor swift's song!*
*let's see how you come get my hilly billy now!*

[Evory]

*One of my brother's cardboard cut-outs somehow made it to the afterlife*
*Hilly ditches wongi for him*
*Hilly comes back to life to search him*
*The hill is reborn on Earth, conveniently in the town where my brother lives (Hilly is still non-portable)*
*They meet each other, and sparks fly *
*My brother now officially owns the hill, but allows me to rule it*

[angelwriter]

*simple*
*hilly billy sees the errors of its ways...*
*and due to intense mourning... dies a sorrowful death...*
*hilly billy and i are reunited once more! kekeke*
*the hill is mine!*

[Evory]

*Being Immortal, I can travel to the afterlife without dying  *
*Takes Hilly back, puts it in Scotland between other hills*
*Zaps it with a device that will take away it's emotions/feelings etc. so it becomes a normal (still non-portable) hill*
*Sticks my flag on in with superglue*
*Makes flag invisible so the hill won't stand out*

[drexizle]

my kids shouldn't fight :@ !

*travels all the way to scotland on earth*
By DrexWorld... *sniffles*
*after 13 hours of searching hills, finally finds her preciously hilly billy*
*takes hill and puts it on a plane*
...
*builds missile and shoots it at evory and scotland*
YESSSSSS.
*flies to paris*
*Drags hill up the eiffel tower*
*Disguises it as a normal guy*

We'll be alone here. <3

[Criss]

*Fortunately, i was eating Lunch in France when drex came with the Hill*
*Stalks her and saw her disguise hill as a cute boy*
*When drex goes to the toilet, kidnaps hill and transform him into a pebble*
*Goes to a beach in Hawaii and drops pebble*
"No one will be able to know which one is the hill....Muhahahaha"
   

[Evory]

*Fortunately wasn't in Scotland when the missile hits (wouldn't have died anyway)*
*Goes to Hawaii*
*Makes a device so she can see the invisible*
*Searches for the pebble with my flag*
*Transforms it into a cake*
*Eats it*
*Stays in a super-guarded fortress until it is properly digested*
*After that, continues to live her life*

The energy the hill contained is now in my system, that means I've become the hill!! 

[Tammy]

*So I just steal Evory*
*to make things easier, bashes Evory on the head and she falles unconscious*
*Freezes Evory in a block of ice*
*No one can see her since she's so deeply buried in the ice*
*disguises herself as an ice-fisherman*
*keeps a lookout for everyone else, nuclear missiles at the ready*

[Evory]

*Breaks free from the ice*
*Zaps Tammy with ANGEL BEAM* That's for freezing me!
*Flies to Heaven*
*Locks herself into her room*
*Dances around, singing: I am the hi-hill, I am the hi-hill, I am the hi-hill etc.*

[drexizle]

*commits suicide*
Now I'm a pretty angel ~ 

*goes into Evory's room*
Since you can't die anyways...
*stabs her in the head and knocks her out with sleeping pills*
*takes hill and flies into another room*
BUT WHICH ROOM? ohohohhohoho

[Evory]

*Wakes up after the sleeping pills wear off*
Ouch... My head 
*Because I am the hill I know exactly which room you are in*
*Zaps you back to Earth*
*Goes to drink a cup of tea with a fellow Archangel*

[Tammy]

*i don't think there are any other arcangels. *
*makes evory my slave*
*so therefore I am master of the hill*

[angelwriter]

*makes tammy my slave*
*now i am master of the master of the hill*
for added effect
*bow down to me! kekeke!!!*

[Evory]

*Zaps you both with Archangel Super Beam*
No lowly Noble or Heaven's Minion can make me their slave...   

*goes doing... whatever an Archangel does*

[drexizle]

Fwahahaha, you forgot about me! >:D
*kidnaps evory and puts her in a cage*
You and your crazy ways... of course you're hilly billy!
*hugs the cage*

[Evory]

You only want to hug the cage...

*sits depressed in the cage for a while, really needing a hug*
*Sudden inspiration*
The one who sets me free and gives me a hug owns me for... two days.
*Waits to be rescued*

[angelwriter]

*yay!*
*I'll rescue you from your misery!!!*
*but i want full hill-ownership!*
*frees evory*

[Evory]

Where's my hug?

[Tammy]

I'll hug you!
*hugs Evory*

[angelwriter]

nooooooo
*can only resort to stealing then...*
*steals evory!*

[Tammy]

maybe you stole, but Evory technically belongs to me. :P
at least, for the next two days. (it was two days, right?)

[angelwriter]

*brainwashes evory...*
*she now thinks that tammy is the evil on who locked her up in the first place*
*hilly billy is mine!*

[Criss]

*Use Master of Heaven power to take hilly back*
*Takes hill to Venus and camouflage it*
*Goes back to Heaven and invite Evory to have tea with me*

[Evory]

*Drinks tea with Criss*
*Is, technically, still the hill, and because she's stolen several times without receiving a hug afterwards, now belongs to herself*

[drexizle]

*Hugs Evory*
*Uses that hug and grabs her and brings her to Earth*

Wahahahaha, how will people know we're here? They can't see us! >:T
Hilly Billy Evory <3
... maybe hbe would be easier to type .
HBE <33

[Evory]

I now won't zap drex for two days with the Master of Heaven Mega Beam

[Tammy]

*Shoots Drex with heavenly powers*
*Takes HBE <3
and runs to...the Harry Potter-verse!*
*gets a wand and puts the fidelius charm on HBE <3*
*I am the only secret keeper*

HBE <3 4eva (<--that sounds a bit cheesy >.<)

[Evory]

Yay Potter-verse!
*is content for an eternity*

But you didn't give me a hug... =dangerous

[Tammy]

*Quickly gives Evory a hug. >.<*

[angelwriter]

hangs sign "free hugs"
evory flies into my embrace =)
yay!!!

[drexizle]

*grabs evory*
because i won't get zapped until tomorrow ... fwahahaha 

but just incase ... *hugs evory*
*kicks angel*
TRYNA TAKE MY HILL ? THAT'S A NO NO NO ! :@@@@ !!!
HBE <3

[Tammy]

*It's only Evory that said she wouldn't zap you*
*Zaps Drex*
*Takes the hill*
*Hugs Evory, in case that helps*