King of the Hill

[angelwriter]

free hugs!!!
*again*
this time everyone flies into my embrace!
hilly billy is mine!

[drexizle]

*While everyone's distracted by the sudden hug, sneaks away with HBE*
*death grip hugs HBE*
ha, i learned that from tammy >:D
HBE <333

[Tammy]

*Death grips Drex.*
No one can give death-grip hugs better than me!
When Drex faints, takes HBE.

[drexizle]

*Wakes up*
So dizzy @___@
*Sucker punches Tammy and takes HBE*
THE BEAST IS UNLEASHED!
*Hugs HBE*

[angelwriter]

*sucker punches everyone!*
*how dare they run off with HBE while i'm out giving free hugs!*
grrrrrrr
*hugs HBE*

[Tammy]

*takes advantage of free hugs angel and HBE*
*strangles Drex because she punched me. :O*
*Takes Evory and hypnotises here to lose her free will*
*now HBE follows me around like a mindless drone. *

[angelwriter]

*hyponotises tammy*
*now tammy and hbe follow ME like a mindless drone!

[Evory]

*While everyone thinks she's hypnotized, sneaks back to Heaven*
*Because she didn't receive a hug while being owned, zaps both Tammy and angelwriter with the Master of Heaven Mega Beam* (I should mention here that the hug-deal only exists if the ownership doesn't change)
*Continues editing the Pearl Grudge, working on the Transcendence Family Tree, and PRing The Fantastic Spam Story Episode II*

[angelwriter]

*she hit me!!!*
*slaps evory until she succumbs to the pressure*
*my hbe!!!*
*and no hugs for u!  everyone should boycott!!!*

[Evory]

*Zaps wongi with Master of Heaven Super Mega Beam*
*wongi goes to hell for slapping me*

No one boycotts my hugs!

[drexizle]

*HUGS HBE*
*Takes her back to Earth and hides in a rock*
HBE <33333

[Tammy]

*Takes Evory*
*hugs her, to be safe*
*Puts her into eternal slumber, like Sleeping Beuty*
*surrounds her with giant roses*
*watches to see what happenes*

btw, does this mean, i'm the evil sorceror now?

[drexizle]

xD with the ugly nose !?

*Kicks tammy*
*Destroys roses*
*Gets Shiki to kiss HBE awake*
FWAHAHAHA !
*Hugs HBE and escapes to to another dimension!*
BUT WHICH ONE ? >:D

[Tammy]

*merely spends immortal life searching through every dimension until I find Evory*
*Takes Evoy away*
*uses awesome sorceror powers to zap drex out of existence* (and btw, I don't have an ugly nose >:O)
*Hugs Evory*
*Runs away to wonderland*
*Eats all the random mushrooms I can find*
*We are now tiny and hiding in the mad hatter's tea party*

[drexizle]

i mean the evil sorceress ! xD
*crashes the mad hatters tea party*
*forces the mad hatter to tell me where you are*
*grabs HBE and hugs her at the same time*
*escapes out of wonderland*
*flies back to heaven and hides her and HBE behind her wings*

GWAHAHAHAA

[angelwriter]

OMG KING OF HILL GOT BUMPED TO PAGE 2!!! =X
HEINOUS!

*goes on a road rampage and kills everyone (again)*
*steals HBE while she's at it*

[drexizle]

*is already an angel, so she can't "die"*
*strips angel of her angel name*

YOU ARE NOW JUST WRITER. FFAWHAHAHDSH <3

*steals HBE*
*hides in connecticut*
BUT WHERE IN CONNECTICUT? 

*hugs HBE*
YAAAY <3

[angelwriter]

*bombs connecticut*
*and all them stupid angels... puts angel back into name! so ha!*
*now... as a result of the bombing...hmm...naturally, the hill remains, so as to propel our lovely story*
*takes hill and runs away... won't even tell you where to!*

[drexizle]

*follows angelwriter*
*while shes running, trips her and take HBE*
HA! But i can fly >:D
*flies into the skies ~*
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH US! RIGHT HBE!? <3

[angelwriter]

*no. clearly not right...*
*maybe i can't fly now...*
*HBE jumps out of your arms...*
*MY HBE!*

[drexizle]

*gasps*
HBE... you're leaving me !? 
*cries for two minutes*
*uses a flamethrower on angel*
NO!
*takes back HBE, deathgrip hugs her*
mine *growls*
<3

[ShiroyukiShiko]

*shocks drex wif electricity*
*grab the hill from him and hid among the crowd*
let's see if u can find me ha!

[Evory]

You didn't hug me! *zaps with Master of Heaven Super Mega Beam*

I'm mine now XD

[drexizle]

xDD
*Hugs HBE*
*takes her away to canada with her*
BUT WHERE IN CANADA ? 
*also hides in a bakery and buys herself and HBE some sweets*
yum <3

[ShiroyukiShiko]

*placed sleeping pills in the sweets n takes away the hill when drex's asleep*
swt dreams!
* took the first plane home*
but wher's home?(gd ques...i hav 2...)

[Black Miserie]

*sneaks onto plane and steals hill*
My hill!!
*hides in storage compartment of plane*

[oOblackwhiteOo]

*is in the same plane*

*gets the hill and jumps through emergency escape door*

*flies with parachute*

*hides hill in a security system on my backyard*

[mangaluva]

*Transforms into a microscopic bug and enters the backyard.*
*Re-transforms and shrinks hill with shrink-ray*
*Transforms again and leaves with hill*
*Hides hill in a secret pocket of my top*

[oOblackwhiteOo]

*transforms herself into a chameleon*
*blends in with V's top*
*runs away with hill while in chameleon mode*
*hides hill in the deepest of the deepest forest*

YOU'LL NEVER FIND IT NOW! BWUAHAHAHAHA!

[mangaluva]

*IS the deepest of the deepest forest and swallows oOblackwhiteOo whole*
*transforms the hill into an ant hill*

[Black Miserie]

*Slips up behind V silently*
*bites V*
*Grabs hill and hides in the darkest shadows on the darkest of moonless nights*

HA HA HA! THE VAMPIRE STRIKES AGAIN!!!

[mangaluva]

*uses blood to call out the moon*
*finds Miserie*
*snatches the hill*
*guards it carefully with stealth sensors all around self*

[Black Miserie]

*uses shadows to baffle sensors*
*bites V again, just to get back at her*
*turns hill into a toy hill and puts in pocket*
*runs deep into the bowels of an abandoned mine and hides, setting bats as sentries to warn if someone comes*

MY HILL!!!!!!!

[mangaluva]

*Is the bats and takes the hill again*
*Hides it in a safe*

[oOblackwhiteOo]

* tells the Night Class of Vampire Knight to break open safe*
*get hill*
*lives with Kaname-sama somewhere you dont know FOREVER!! with the hill, of course*

BWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 

[Renny]

 
*use a futuristic tracking device to find oOlackwhiteOo*
*use an anti-vampire machine gun to kill any vampires guarding*
*put you in a torturer chamber till you give me the hill*
*get hill*
Now get past my army of bodyguards and my torture chamber

[mangaluva]

*followed the tracking device on the hill*
*takes hill and disapparates (like in Harry Potter)*

[oOblackwhiteOo]

*vampires don't die easily*
*brings my troop of night class to where V is*
*tells Aidou-senpai to freeze V*
*get hill*
*moves to Mars* 

[Renny]

*Use lazer gun through satellite to blow up mars*
*take hill*
*went to another planet in a another galaxy (like in Star-gate)*

[oOblackwhiteOo]

*gets a Renny-chan detector*
*goes to wherever planet she may be*
*tells Zero to use his charm and hypnotize you to do everything he says*
*zero brings me the hill*
*hides in underground safe on earth*
*eats pizza*

[Renny]

 
*follow the scent of the pizza*
*use drill to get to you*
*join you in eating pizza till you trust me*
*poison the pizza*
*get hill*
*go to Alegasia and get Eragon to protect me*

[oOblackwhiteOo]

*gets a dragon to attack eragon(whoever that is, sorry idk him)*
*gets hill*
*flies with my dragon i named percy( )*
*goes to castle*
*lives there*
*rules the world!  *

[Renny]

*i hire some brutal assassins to storm your castle*
*get my revenge for Eragon (he's from a series of books called Inheritance Cycle)*
*get hill*
*live in my the sunny south*

[mangaluva]

*has dopplegangers in every corner of the planets in the universes*
*easily finds Renny*
*Takes hill*
*creates imaginary hill for every doppleganger*
*pretends to be one of my dopplegangers with an imaginary hill*

[Renny]

*I also pretend to be one of your dopplegangers*
*find you fast, fast*
*beat u up*
*take hill*
*pretend to be an elephant in Africa!*

[mangaluva]

*kills all the elephants and sells them*
*takes hill*
*invisible*

[Renny]

  my hill!!!
*I just knock you unconscious*
*take hill*
*im waiting with my baseball bat*

[oOblackwhiteOo]

*kicks a soccer ball at Renny-chan*
*gets hill*
*awaits the next enemy approaching*
*awaits with my super-awesome force of Tekken*

[mangaluva]

*poisons oOblackwhiteOo and friends*
*takes hill*
*hangs about*

[Renny]

*stabs mangaluva*
*takes hill*
*takes a long walk*

[oOblackwhiteOo]

*attacks you with my dog*
*gets hill*
*makes my dog eat it*
YOU'LL NEVER GET IT NOW! BWUAHAHAHAHA!
*drink strawberry milkshake*

[Renny]

"kill your dog with a lazer*
*take your milkshake*
*take hill*
*drink your milkshake (I threw you in prison)*

[mangaluva]

*finally recovers*
*takes hill*

[Renny]

takes hill back by giving you a surprise  

[mangaluva]

*went into shock but manages to hold onto hill*

[Renny]

*get my hot brother to seduce you*
*takes hill while your busy....*

[`Shally.]

ROFL!

-Went to ask Optimus Prime to distract you with his powers-
-Take the hill, while you're gazing at his awesomeness.

[Renny]

*what ever power he had over me weakens*
*I spit in his face and then hunt you down*
*tackle you till you give me the hill*
*I'm somewhere in my house listening to music*

[`Shally.]

-suddeny i got enraged at your sillyness, so i called out my cannon-
-shot down renny's house, and took the hill.-
-fly out to the moon, where renny won't be able to catch me that easily-

[Renny]

*takes my supper fast rocket, flies to the moon
*get you drunk on moonshine
*take hill and fly into space 

[`Shally.]

-throws away moonshine, cause have no idea what it is-
-wears on astronaut suit and fly to the moon-
-put renny in a big jar of glass, cover the lid tightly and take the hill-

[oOblackwhiteOo]

*gets voldemort to turn you into a snake*
*get hill*
*moves to my ultra-amazing-super-galactic mansion with penguins guarding me, killing you with at least 1000000000000x cuteness*
*lives with kaname-sama,FOREVER *

[Renny]

*cuteness dosnt have an effect on me..
*fing your mansion
*sneak in while you are sleeping
*take hill 
*go traveling in space 

[Furgeson]

*sees a hill in the distance while Renny is fixing her spaceship
*gets a picnic basket
*sits on hill and starts eating lunch

[Renny]

-invites lily for poisond desert
*get hill back

[`Shally.]

*creates a sexy robot who looks human
*Made it flirt with renny
*Take the hill

[Renny]

-sends robot back to seduce Sally
-takes hill while Sally is occupied...

[`Shally.]

-Breaks the robot apart.
-Tells renny bout this mysterious hot guy in Transcendence
-takes the hill and ran to jail and lock it and throw the keys away.   

[Black Miserie]

*picks locks and steals hill, biting the police*
*feeds hill to the GREAT ROBOT VAMPIRE CHICKEN!!!!!*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!1

[Renny]

makes the robot sick...
it  the hill up
Sends hill into the future
goes to the future 

[`Shally.]

-ask Phineas and Ferb about going to future
-went to future with time machine
-takes the hill
-and ate it.
   

     
-Tei.

[Black Miserie]

*Follows Nibb into future and makes her throw up the hill, washes hill and flees into the past*
*hides in the heart of a castle, setting up traps everywhere so no one can get to me*

[Renny]

Renny pops up after she followed Miserie...

Boo... the hill is mine disapears in to the wind never to be seen by mortals ever again

[Black Miserie]

*laughs, catches Renny* I'm not mortal... I'm a vampire... check the profile :D *vanishes with hill*

[Renny]

Renny sees everything and sees the *VAMPIRE* Takes the hill while she is off drinking blood....

Creates a aniti vampire device and goes to sleep in a always sunny place... (even sunny at night) 

[Black Miserie]

*sends a robot chicken to eat the anti vampire device and jump into a lake*
*Puts on LOTS of sunblock and runs to grab the hill, then runs back to the darkness*

[Renny]

the light follows you and while your dies in pain i'll come for the hill

[Black Miserie]

*Comes back to life and bites you as soon as the darkness returns*
*Steals hill and hides it in Hades*

[Renny]

uses magic and gets the hill.... 

[Arya]

*dispells the magic and digs to china with the hill in my pocket* :O

[Black Miserie]

Hires Chinese Mafia to steal hill and protect it.

[Arya]

*buries the chines mafia in fried rice while sailing the hill to Australia* D:

[Black Miserie]

*dresses up in kangaroo costume, hops up behind you, snatches hill and hides among thousands of kangaroos!*

[`Shally.]

     
-takes out shot gun, and shoot all kangaroos.
-takes the hill, and take out thousands of ammos and clips to get ready to shoot.

[Blobsndrees]

2 years later, a special assault force from the kingdom of hill 2 lead by the Blob does a surprise attack on Sally, taking a leaf out of Hitler's blitzkrieg tactics and Yamamoto's pearl harbor ambush, first planes fly in low through the blindspot of Sally's radar and comes  out firing hundreds of missiles and dropping thousands of bombs on the hill, then tanks roll up and down the hill and finally the infantry sweep the hill and capture 1 Sally with a shotgun. Sally is tied up and thrown into a briefcase and sent to Australia while Blob raises his flag above hill 1.

Blob's hill! huraahhh!!

[`Shally.]

-Sally was returned back to Hill 1, because of her ferocious army that rescued her from the dead. She snuck behind Blob's army and kill each one of them. By the time she reaches blob, he was already knocked out by her army. Then she drew circles and dots all over blob's body. Cross dresses him, and send him to another country full of men-

Ts' is my hill, peasant. [referring to blob]