Transcendence Family Tree! - New!

[Aurelia]

Well, it doesn't work even when there's other text there, so what's the point of putting filler text I say! 

[Angel~]

It might, if you know where to put it 

[Aurelia]

*Sigh* Nono, too many lurkers know the trick, they have eyes likes hawks. xD

[`Shally.]

Do you have to be a staff? Because in the original post in 2010, you had to be a staff. O_O So do we have to be a staff to be part of the family tree?
I wanna be part of the family tree, I don't care what I am, as long as I don't have to do weird things.

[Aurelia]

No we changed the rule so that you just have to be registered on the forum. xD Where would you like to be, Sally?

[`Shally.]

I don't know where I want to be. I guess anywhere as long they accept me as their new family member. :D

[Aurelia]

Did you take a look at the official family tree thread? If you can see somewhere you like you can ask them if they'll adopt you xD

[`Shally.]

I guess you can say, I want to be part of Krissy's family or angel. I would love to be a cousin, though, so I guess I'm either a an aunt or a cousin from either of Krissy or Angel.

[Aurelia]

^Did you get that, krissymas and angel poo? :3

[Angel~]

I got it 

You could be my cousin and then you would be Krissy's distant aunt?

[Aurelia]

I would pick a parent or a sister Sally, we tried to figure out how to make you krissy's cousin but it got tough ^^;; The tree got mucho complicated when Krissy married Shine. xD

[Angel~]

It's all Krissy's and Sine's fault  (no worries, I still love my daughterpoo<3)

[Krissy]

Mama should marry Harr so the tree gets even more messed up 

[verdandi]

But...then...the woman to whom I originally proposed would be my adopted stepmother.   

[Krissy]

 
Didn't think about that... BUT that just adds to the insanity of the tree!

[Pau]

anything can happen in a cyber family >:3

[Krissy]

^so true.

[`Shally.]

A missed up family tree is what makes it funnnn. 
WELP, now I'm part of Angel's cousin. c: this will be soo funnnn. [tehehehehe]

[Angel~]

Huh... Just so we're clear, I'm not marrying Harr. Not now, not ever.

[Harrstein]

Huh... Just so we're clear, I'm not marrying Harr. Not now, not ever.

2nding this

[`Shally.]

Well, Angel should marry someone that accepts for who she is. c:

[Krissy]

No Harr then... Who do you want to marry, mama?
*coughdidyouknowyoucanmarryyourself,objectsandmangacharacterscough*

[Blobsndrees]

how about vaux? steal him from quila and let me have a field day in my history post

[Jess]

*evil grin

Just for you daddy!

[Vauxhall]

No.

[Jess]

oh im sorry vaux i didn't quite get that! lol

[Pau]

vaux is saying "no" cuz he already has quila (since the others want vaux to marry angel)

which reminds me, if VAUX is my BIOLOGICAL DAD...then who's my BIOLOGICAL MOM?

[Jess]

it was a joke Pau and i thought you were a test tube baby

[Pau]

yup I am.

info on test tube babies:
           Test tube babies are babies that are created in a test tube by taking one sperm cell and one egg cell and combining them. So the baby starts to develop in the test tube and is then implanted into the mothers uterus.

reference:  http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_test_tube_babies

so the THE QUESTION:
      if VAUX is my BIOLOGICAL DAD, who's my BIOLOGICAL MOM? (in a cyber family way)

[Jess]

well vaux has a lot of explaining to do

[Pau]

YES, YES HE DOES

[Vauxhall]

Didn't I already explain this? I swear you people forget on purpose.

Fake. Female. DNA (all the shenanigans with egg cells and what not). Created, with my brilliance.



EDIT: On that note, you weren't implanted in a human being either. A robot housed you in its artificial womb and you were fed through tubes. xD You had no mother, whatsoever, 'til I married. Or...well, until Lia x Blob adopted you.

[Harrstein]

huehuehue

thats gonna take quite some time in therapy

[Angel~]

No.

Rejected before I even starten 

[Krissy]

My mother and my ex-husband... Gross

[Vauxhall]

Rejected before I even starten 

Sorry, Ange. But I'm in a happy marriage. And you were my ex-mother-in-law. Plus, we took the vow of being Partners in Crime. xD

[Angel~]

Rejected before I even starten 

Sorry, Ange. But I'm in a happy marriage. And you were my ex-mother-in-law. Plus, we took the vow of being Partners in Crime. xD

True, Partner is Crime for life 

[Aurelia]

O.O angel x *word* was an option?

[Angel~]

Nope. True Partners in Crime stay true to their agreement.

[Vauxhall]

You know it. *brofists with Ange*

@Lia
Well... Blob wanted to have a field day with the Tree so he suggested it.
Your husband is a sick, sick man.

[Pau]

so I came from a robot....

[Angel~]

Aww, don't worry Paupau, you're still awesome!

[Jess]

aww don't worry Pau we still love you!

[Angel~]

^ of course 

[Vauxhall]

so I came from a robot....

What did you expect? At least this validates the fact that you're half-human, half-experiment.
And by being an experiment, you may choose to have super powers. xD (Like in the X-Men or something... Genetic mutation of fake genes and whatnot. )

[Jess]

that is a weird visual vaux

[Angel~]

Ermm... So where is she part robot?

[Vauxhall]

She's not part robot. Just half-human, half-experiment (aka fake human).
The robot was just used to feed/house her while she grew from an egg to a fetus and so on. (Y)

[Krissy]

Oh my...
You always put the most disturbing images in my head...

[Angel~]

Why do gou do that Vally? 

[Jess]

well that was gross to read and the weird visual i got 

[Pau]

FAKE human haha....

but then, on the bright side....can I fly? 

[Jess]

WOW fly really?

[Pau]

I want to have white wings~

[Jess]

aww pretty :)

[Angel~]

Just like me! 

[Pau]

yup~

[Angel~]

Now we can fly together! 

[Vauxhall]

FAKE human haha....

but then, on the bright side....can I fly? 

Valhalla approves so yes, you can fly. And yes, you can have white wings.

Though, do you realise that FS recognises you as a pig and this would literally make you a flying pig? xD

[Harrstein]

FAKE human haha....

but then, on the bright side....can I fly? 

Valhalla approves so yes, you can fly. And yes, you can have white wings.

Though, do you realise that FS recognises you as a pig and this would literally make you a flying pig? xD

[Jess]

Love the pic Harr :)

[Angel~]

Psh, the wings aren't white harr...

This is better~

[Pau]

so cute~

[Angel~]

You like your new image?

[Jess]

aww cute pic :)

[Angel~]

This will now be my image of Paupau~

[Pau]

k~*skip

but pls. don't how this to fs

[Angel~]

Flying piggy~ 

[Jess]

LOL

[Angel~]

I don't really know what I should imagine with a blobstowl though Jess... 

[Jess]

well if anyone comes up with a cool pic of a blobstowl i will use it has my profile pic

[Angel~]

Somebody should make it...

[Angel~]

This might work?

[Jess]

yep someone should make one up

that pic is creepy angel

[Angel~]

Just a tad... 

[Jess]

Yep u cannot look at it for a long time b/c u might freak out

[Angel~]

Uhu, sorry....

[Jess]

its fine

[Angel~]

And thus the hunt for a blobstowl continues 

[Jess]

lol

[Angel~]

I needs to find oneeeee

[Jess]

i have been looking for one but i havent found one i liked

[Angel~]

I have an image in my head, but since I have no drawing pad I can't create it... TT_TT

[Jess]

I am the same way plus I cannot draw very good so it probably what not come out right

[Angel~]

My artsy skills depend on what mood I'm in, sometimes I draw cool things (mostly chibi's)  and other times I'm very sucky... 

[CNGaile]

k~*skip

but pls. don't how this to fs

I can't un-see what I have seen.... 

(yay! I posted!)

[Pau]

then don't tell them (or else... )

[Angel~]

Congrats on posting!

[`Shally.]

My beautiful cousin Angel, how are you?
Wait what are you guys talking about?

[Angel~]

I'm great cousing Yuukari~

I have no clue, so I decided to ignore it~

[Pau]

ignore what?

about how I found out I was a flying piggie that came out of a robot and that if FS knew they might eat me?

[`Shally.]

Lol, that's good to here, angel.

Well, do people talk here or the other one more?

[Angel~]

It's always good to hear from me~ 

[Aurelia]

http://forum.ourtranscendence.com/index.php?topic=4199.msg73609#msg73609

<3 another marriage!

[Jess]

  :)

[Pau]

The family tree's growing again 

[`Shally.]

OMG, I had to share a picture of Angel so bad.
[spoiler][/spoiler]
This was she was so tiny, aint she adorable.
WARNING: BUTT SHOWS

[Angel~]

...... 

[Pau]

 

[`Shally.]

hahaha, angel. sorry, but you were tooooooo adorable. xD

@Pau ; she's a naughty angel at that.