Transcendence Family Tree! - New!

[Catriona]

The old thread of the family tree was SPAMMED
Here is the new one -
More exciting!!

Say where you want to be on the tree, and I'll add you.

You should say:
-who your parents are AND/OR
-who you are married to AND/OR
-who your children are AND/OR
-any of the other possible "relations" with someone else. (adopted, divorced, affair, stalking etc.)

I can't just have bubbles floating about randomly with no connections to anyone. (wait... I can. But it's weird on a family tree  =X )

Try to get someone 'related' to you connected to someone already on the tree, even to a question mark if you have to (and please specify which one).

Oh, and one more thing: NO ONE is above Xye!

Try to make your relationships BASED ON DATE JOINED (means you are born earlier, right??)

-Evory is responsible for doing this-

UPDATED ALL THE TIME

[icewing]

(: is POLYGAMY ALLOWED? lol xD

[Catriona]

Oh yes, of course. Forgot about that. But monogamy is more encouraged :)
Of course same gender is allowed, else we have all those single ladies T_T

[Evory]

Here are the original rules of the Transcendence Family Tree:

I've typed out the rules for 'marrying' (I just completely made this up. They are not definite.):

The rules:
- If you want to 'marry' another member, you should let her/him know first. You can also propose on the forum, and wait for their answer. New policy: marry whoever you want, with our without their knowledge/consent. If they end up not approving of it, you can divorce.
- You can always refuse a 'marriage'.
- You are allowed to 'marry' someone who is not a member of the forum (fictional people are allowed too), but try to choose from the staff first (especially the guys!).
- You are allowed to set up people for 'marriage'.
- Gay 'marriage' is an option.
- Polygamy is possible.
- You can divorce. You don't even have to be really 'married' for it.
- You can be 'married' and have no children (but it is not preferable)
- It is possible to have children without being 'married'/illegitimate children.
- You can adopt.
- You can decide your own parents.
- Some of us may be capable of parthenogenesis ("an asexual form of reproduction found in females where growth and development of embryos occurs without fertilization by a male." -Wikipedia). Here, the guys may be capable of it too.
- Preferably, your kids are staff members. Try to stick to the generations, but it's no disaster if you don't. edit: Those generations are pretty much outdated, so use Catriona's list instead

Post here if:
- You are 'marrying' someone. Say who your kids are going to be, if you have them.
- You want to set up two people for 'marriage'. Also say who their kids are going to be, if they are going to have them.
- You have divorced from someone/are going to divorce someone, and if you had kids from your previous 'marriage' (and who they are if you did).
- You have adopted a child.
- You think someone else has adopted a child.
- You know who's kid your going to be.
- You believe you are capable of parthenogenesis, say who your kids are going to be.
- You believe someone else is capable of parthenogenesis, say who their kids are going to be.
- You absolutely refuse to get 'married'/have children. We'll spare you.

Let the Transcendence 'Marriage' Mayhem begin!

Here is the old partially filled in Tree. The Positions still need different colors, and I ditched the 'Singles' list (=a list of staff members who weren't on the Tree yet) because there are so many new staff members.

[Disturbance]

Oooh, sounds fun :) I want in! I'm born on 28 03 2010 :)

[icewing]

hm...um...oooo
I KNOW!

XYE AND NYHTE GET MARRIED! 

[Catriona]

so little members before!!!
now there are... over 100 active/semi-active members that have to be incorporated into the family tree...

T_T

I don't want to marry anyone coz most of them are girls... and and idk the hot guys that well :(

Get more boys!!! xD

[icewing]

   SHIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 

xD lol

[Catriona]

hes not active that much now ._.

[Disturbance]

so little members before!!!
now there are... over 100 active/semi-active members that have to be incorporated into the family tree...

T_T

I don't want to marry anyone coz most of them are girls... and and idk the hot guys that well :(

Get more boys!!! xD

Get icy to continue her campaign for hot hot bishies!

[Evory]

off topic: @Cat: Aaaaaaah that kitty in your sig is sooo cute  *cat-lover who is allergic to any animal with hair, possibly also for humans*

back on topic:

You can also 'marry' outsiders (=someone who isn't a staff member), famous people, fictional people, figments of your imagination, objects (?), aliens (? ?) and yourself (? ? ?). But it is encouraged to 'marry' another staff member.

If I left a category out, please inform me so I can add it.

[icewing]

TAEMINEEE ~<3 


kpop bishies 

um...staff member....male...male...um...SHIKI! lol xD

[Evory]

*Enters scary mode* "Shiki's mine... mine.... miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. My... precious... MUAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!"

Huh, what was that? *Back to normal*

I didn't say anything weird, did I? *Yrove, Evory's evil alter ego, laughs mysteriously while whispering "Mine... Mine... Mine...".*

Wow, she's so evil that she can talk and laugh mysteriously at the same time O.O. I'd better watch out...

[Catriona]

What? Shiki is... younger than you

[icewing]

  that was very fun Evory.....mWAHAHAHAH!!! *enters scary mode*


:heeee:



icey wants shiki tooooo......(:|

[Furgeson]

I love the rules, Evory XD It has a great optimistic sparkle but it reminds me of strange little whirlpool things that suck people down into the depths of the ocean and eat them for breakfast.

Five stars for weird connections to whirlpools :DD

[Shiki]

I think we can just keep the old version of the family tree and edit from there? Like cross out all the inactive members on there and replace them, etc... Now I will walk away from here before I get surrounded D;

[icewing]

lolz xD

KWONNIEEEEE <3

[Evory]

Newest version

I put in some more positions, and the retired staff now have gray bubbles.

Feel free to suggest different colors, from this list. I still need colors for the other positions.

[icewing]

um....where should i be? 


colors colors...um... Cadetblue1 or Brown1? :)

[Catriona]

ummm i think a lot of people are missing @_@

[icewing]

xD i think maybe we should edit the chart thingy with more bubbles :]

[Evory]

Say where you want to be on the tree, and I'll add you.

You should say:
-who your parents are AND/OR
-who you are married to AND/OR
-who your children are AND/OR
-any of the other possible "relations" with someone else. (adopted, divorced, affair, stalking etc.)

I can't just have bubbles floating about randomly with no connections to anyone. (wait... I can. But it's weird on a family tree  )

Try to get someone 'related' to you connected to someone already on the tree, even to a question mark if you have to (and please specify which one).

Oh, and one more thing: NO ONE is above Xye!

[icewing]

uh....um.....i'll be...uh.....CHILD OF um.....ZAIN!!  lolz xD idk what i'm doing.

[Evory]

New

You've just become my granddaughter *pinches icey's cheek* aw, so cute...

[Disturbance]

I'll be icey's sister! 

[icewing]

yay! this is getting somwhere    :)

that means....disturby and I are evory and shiki's...GRANDCHILDREN......O_O

[Shiki]

yay! this is getting somwhere    :)

that means....disturby and I are evory and shiki's...GRANDCHILDREN......O_O

Does that mean you get to carry my super genes?

[Catriona]

I added your post Evory (see thread 1)

Say where you want to be on the tree, and I'll add you.

-who your parents are AND/OR
-who you are married to AND/OR
-who your children are AND/OR
-any of the other possible "relations" with someone else. (adopted, divorced, affair, stalking etc.)

my parents is Evory
Can I marry Shiki? who are the other guys?
Terra will be my sister
my children are icewing and her sisters, saki... ummm candyness

[Lynn]

put me anywhere plz 

[Evory]

@Cat: I'd love to have you as my daughter! And Terra too.

However, marrying Shiki would be a little weird as he'd be your father... that's kinda... gender-switched Oedipus-complex or something (butplzdon'tkillme).

ATM Icewing is your niece, because she said she was Zain's daughter.

For the man-seekers: May I bring your attention to a currently single, though retired, father named Blix? Or the (fictional) characters of Jambalaya the Fearless and Dante? All of these are already on the Tree, so if you want to 'marry' any of these eligible bachelors, you can't be on the Tree already (we don't want incest here). But you can always change a decision you made earlier ;-).

We need a 'search by gender' option on the member list >.<.

newest

I ditched the legend and rules, and put them in this separate image. I changed the standard color to white, instead of transparent/blue.

[icewing]

...lolz i carry shiki's super-genes xD.

....Cat...

you have many daughters....soooo...Disturby, Saki, Candyness will be my sisters :)

[Disturbance]

Shiki is having polygamy O_O so many children Hahahha.

[Lynn]

I'll be uhh a little help here..?

[Evory]

  Shiki's not having polygamy.

And you may have his super-genes, but only a few selected can enjoy leeching from my considerable fortune! MUAHAHAAAAA!!

...

That was random.

@icey: ATM Disturby is your sister and Saki and candyness are your cousins, because you said you were Zain's daughter. You can change it of course.


For the ones that are confused, here is the Family Tree walk-through: (WARNING: this might also make you more confused)

Xye 'married' Gackt, and they have three daughters: Kiriane, nancy and Misaki.

Kiriane 'married' [unknown] and they have two daughters: Evory and drex.

nancy is Evory's 'Godmother', Misaki is drex's 'Godmother'.

nancy and Misaki don't have any children of their own.

drex 'married' Bakascarlet and they have one son: Jambalaya the Fearless.

Evory 'married' Shiki and they have four daughters: Zain, malsaneta, Catriona and Terra.

Terra and malsaneta don't have children.

Catriona 'married' [another unknown] and they have two daughters: Saki and candyness.

Saki and candyness don't have children.

Zain 'married' [yet another unknown] and they have 3 daughters and 1 son: Mithril, Icewing and Disturbance are her daughters, werr is her son.

werr 'married' Tammy and they have one son: Dante

Mithril is Dante's Godmother.

Icewing and Disturbance don't have children.

Tammy's father is Blix, her sister is Nozomi and her mother is unknown.

[icewing]

lol was that a question? 

*GASP* WERR IS STILL ALIVEEEE!?!?

[Disturbance]

"inactive" ATm.

[icewing]

xD. werrrrr....ah....  ...the only person who could bring lily to submission.....

[Disturbance]

he must be a formidable opponent as well

[icewing]

ah......old days....xD

werr's UBER SPARTAN training....xD.  and he was frank. oh. and he had a whip (that he only used on lily...?)

[Disturbance]

i think he did edit my work once.
-hangs head in shame-

[icewing]

werr's not a translator xD

HE SAID HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!! HE SAID HI TO MEEE!!!

xD i told him Iteza said hi :) 

HE NEEDS SLEEP!!
i fear for his health 

[Disturbance]

no...... i know..his a editor i believe.
you're a werr stalker too aint you.

[Evory]

So... you both are stalking... your older brother?

[Disturbance]

I just realized that.
Nooooooooo i'm not stalking him! Icey is!

[icewing]

heh? older..brother.....O_O. ah yes...i stalked werr. TT.TT I WANT HIM BAAAAACK!



can i marry Chery? <3 <3

[werr]

So... So... So, now... So now, my marriage with Catri is ilegal! Or is it fictional? It's not in any of the archives! ...
Doshiou...

[Catriona]

well i can date you first xD

[werr]

well i can date you first xD

Actually, that seems like fun. :)

[icewing]

*squeals* YESH!!    the love stories of transcendence :)

[Mister Want]

Maybe you guys should start a new thread called the Family Transcendence History book. I think it'll be an interesting read...

[Catriona]

i think it would be interesting to read your stories... are you going for publication? i am! and they accepted my submission! :D

[icewing]

LOLZ xD a very interesting read indeed...
The Love story of two global mods    *<3 spaaaaaaaaaaaaaz*

it begins...with WERR! and about his first days of transcendence! his amazingly...awesome system of training the noobs (and lily's great respect for him...) and then, his leave...and icey's spam that gave him an epiphany to ...COME BACK! :D
and then...CAT!! The GORGEOUS oriental beautiful amazing translator/global mod/QCer of transcendence~<3

we can get Mister Want to write it...

[Mister Want]

You want me? To write the history of transcendence? I think that'll somehow go all wrong. Probably something like:

As the unofficial appointed Transcendence Historian by icewing, I, Mister Want, shall somehow explain the great and grand history of Transcendence Scans even though I did not exist yet. (Forgive me for stating that I'm now only several months old.) Transcendence began with the honorable, wonderful, awesome Xye who is happily married to Gackt...


....And thus end that piece of history of how Transcendence rose in prominence. Now, moving on to the great love stories of Transcendence. There is one that is currently taking place, that'll leave you all sighing at the romance of it. Yes, that's right! I'm writing about the epic courtship between Werr and Catriona...

....As for the next part in this long tale, I'll be making it up. Because, I wasn't there. And since I'm writing, I claim artistic liberties...

-----

Yeah. >_<

[Catriona]

oriental? -.-
that's a degrading term in new york but i know you meant well.

we should appoint Mister Want as our historian. sweet <3

[Furgeson]

Aw, at least add in a part about how awesome Lily is... *tut tut* I'm so dissapointed in you, mr. want D:

You could always talk to our fabulous archivist, Nicole! (...who could probably recite all the important dates in our *cough*almost*cough* two year history XD) and then after you write a thousand-page book detailing our expansive history (two years- oh my!) we could send it to the publishers and rake in a load of money... maybe.

[icewing]

@Cat: heh? O_O it is?! 
xD yesh nicole!
we could write a tiny part on aunty eri..... 

[Mister Want]

@Furgeson: I would actually have to devote at least an entire small chapter to you alone. By the sole reason of being under your care for PR-ing.

And, yeah, that would be nice. Give the me, the newbie, some history lessons on Transcendence. *cough* Then, I'll distort all the facts into some mind boggling twists *cough*

[icewing]

xD Is lily going to be part of the transcendence family tree? (back on topic)

icey wants to see the updated version.

oh evory-saaaaaaaan...

[Evory]

Did someone say my name?

Nah, must have been my imagination.

[Furgeson]

EVORYlook this way pwease!

@Mr.Want: Pshht, buttering up to me now, eh? Well, it won't work! *shifty eyes* 
@Icey: LOL, Eri was just too amusing. It'd be treason NOT to add her in there XD
--> I know I want Shrubby as my mommy, but I can't decide who should be my siblings/foster parents... Any suggestions?

[icewing]

is shrubbery still active?   

I am... the child of Zain! (doesn't that sound REALLY cool? THE CHILD OF ZAIN...shall bring chaos to the human world and revive Old Hell!)

[Catriona]

Zain... is she still active?

[icewing]

um...   maybe? O_O...i have many sisters too xD.

[Furgeson]

Shrubbery logs in every now and then :) kind of like Zain I suppose
But even if she goes off to another place, she'll forever be alive (active?) in my heart (as my virtual mommy). Awww...

[Black Miserie]

I want to be a part of the family...

[icewing]

:D JOIN!! -_- it's not a family without members! (:

[Animus]

Me too~ :D

[mangaluva]

I wanna be part of da family!!! I want Kataki to be my brother ! and for some reason... werr to be ma daddy......

*runs away*

[Catriona]

I want
Evory to be my mommy,
Saki my sister,
Mister_Want my aunt,
icewing my sister,
werr my "brother" unrelated by blood xD
xye my grandmother
black miserie my sister

[icewing]

YES!!
ohohoho...cat wants to be werry's "sister" 
werry as V and melody's daddy...>.>

um...so werry is my...um..."brother"...AGH so confusing!! >.<

[Black Miserie]

Yay!!! I've got a sister!!! *hugs Cat*

[mangaluva]

Life is confusing though Icey! 
and also Miserie, Icey, Greta and Deathberry to be sisters of mine?

[Catriona]

okay guys we really need a graph of this. i wonder if i should start on that...
please post whatever you want to be!

(Evory i hope you won't mind xD)

[Mister Want]

.__. I guess I'll be an outsider Aunt...or Uncle.

[mangaluva]

uncle!! Mister Want! you can be a young auntie of mine!!

i dunno what Kataki want yet though..... i want him to my brother but he doesnt want werr to be his father so half brother but its ever so conusing because i dont think he want that either and so i proposed a 'very young brotherly uncle' then realised he could be my cousin! A brotherly cousin who is very close!! but he hasnt replied me....

Sorry if im blabbing....

[icewing]

eh...can Kataki be my um...>.> cousin? 

[Arya]

psssst icey, be my twin, we can take turns being evil >DDD

We'll adopt werr as a pet. >3

[icewing]

}:D werry won't be a very nice pet >.> he bites

[Black Miserie]

I want Mister Want to be my twin sister...

[deathberry]

Life is confusing though Icey! 
and also Miserie, Icey, Greta and Deathberry to be sisters of mine?

yeesh~ be my sis V 

[Mister Want]

Sorry Miserie--I just want to be an Uncle (Auntie).

Not to mention my sister will kill me if I ever accept someone else to be my twin sister.

[Arya]

}:D werry won't be a very nice pet >.> he bites

Its ok we can train him!!! >DDDDD

[Greta]

Life is confusing though Icey!  
and also Miserie, Icey, Greta and Deathberry to be sisters of mine?

yeesh~ be my sis V  

ohhh '*___*
alsoo wanna be your sis V :D
ehm berry? we're also twins here, right?

[Furgeson]

ROFL, Greta and deathberry are tied together by blood... Of course you'd be twins on here, too. You can never escape... HEHEHE
And good luck with training Werr, Arya. Let's see if you've learned anything from trying to make him into seasoning...

[mangaluva]

Woooo

[mangaluva]

KATAKI HAS ACCEPTED ME AS A SISTER !!!!! 

[icewing]

LOLZ!! >.> that's interesting...xD

can icey have kataki as cousin? 

[Disturbance]

why does everybody wants kataki as their uncle/cousin?

[werr]

why does everybody wants kataki as their uncle/cousin?

Because he is easily manipulated?

[Kataki]

can icey have kataki as cousin?

[spoiler][/spoiler]

[icewing]

   why?!?!? i'm not going to eat you or anything!! >.<

[Catriona]

It's okay icey. you are still my sister. >.>

[Furgeson]

D: Damn, when Kataki pulls out the male version of dora the explorer, we KNOW shit gets seirous
hehe, ish so cuteee *squeezes cheeks* XD

[Zephyr of the Mist]

I want to be Lil's sister! 

[Furgeson]

Are you sure you don't mean "I want to be Lily's sister so I can find ways to murder her?" T_T

All plans for murdering aside, I want to be the evil botanist's sister, too.

[Evory]

If anyone feels up to making a clear list of who married who and the like since the last update, I'll make a nice shiny new tree.

[Furgeson]

EVORY LOOK HERE~ EDITS NEED TO BE MADE TO THE TREE:

Shrubbery is married to Blix.
Lily, Zephyr, Animus, Riz-i and Charmy are her daughters.

Mister Want will be Catriona's aunt or uncle - no other requests in her placing on the tree.
Catriona will be Evory's daughter, and her sisters will be - Saki, Icewing, Deathberry, Greta, Mangaluva, and Black Miserie. Werr will be her adopted brother.

Thanks a ton, Evory ^^

[icewing]

T_T i'm still depressed over Kataki's rejection...

AS A COUSIN. not even a sibling! 

ah...I'm THE ZAIN'S daughter    with many sisters...>.> MANY

[werr]

Evory, I think Icey would be up to that.