Corrupt A Wish

[Angel~]

Granted, but now your life is boring.

I wish for more chewing gum

[`Shally.]

granted, but you had to share them with everyone.

I wish I can slap angel in the face.

[Aurelia]

  Woah, violent!

Granted, but she slaps you right back xD

I wish I only had one exam instead of eight... 

[verdandi]

Granted, but it encompasses all 8 subjects.

I wish my 5-year-old would stop lying ALL THE DAMN TIME.  It's seriously becoming a problem.   

[Aurelia]

Granted but... aww I don't want to corrupt that one!

Granted but now he honestly tells all of your secrets to everyone in sight.

Wishing for a sunny day~

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, it's sunny for me but still rainy for you

I wish I had a teacup

[Angel~]

granted, but you had to share them with everyone.

I wish I can slap angel in the face.

What did I do? 

Granted, but it is broken.

I wish for some breakfast

[verdandi]

Granted, but it's moldy.

I wish I could make this face in RL: 

[Angel~]

Granted, but now you're stuck that way

I wish I could do  in RL

[`Shally.]

granted, but then you tripped over a pile of dead people.

I wish I could finish my Final Exam Review in one day.

[Angel~]

Granted, but you forget it all.

I wish my phone didn't crash all the time

[verdandi]

Granted, but now it won't charge.

I wish I could still get eye color-enhancing contacts.

[`Shally.]

granted, but it made your eyesight worsen.

I wish Angel can just get on her knees and call me queen.

[Lampi]

Granted, but she'll then become empress and be aboue you in the hierarchy^^

I wish I didn't need to leave the house today.

[Kiriane]

Granted, but a horde of giant elephants trampled on your house while you were inside.

I wish I could touch the sky.

[`Shally.]

Granted, but I accidently ran over you while driving the helicopter.

I wish there were lunches served today at school.

[Angel~]

Granted, but they taste horrible.

I wish to have vacation already.

[verdandi]

Granted, but I accidently ran over you while driving the helicopter.

lololololololololol

Granted, but you have to go to school after two days.

I wish  for a swimming pool in my backyard.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but it's green and filled with algae, cleaning costs is estimated to be $5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

I wish my parents house had a better internet connection.

[Angel~]

Granted, but now your wifi-receptors are all broken.

I wish for school to be over.

[verdandi]

Granted, but you're sick all summer.

I wish the only avocado within a mile of me hadn't cost double its usual price. *sob*

[Angel~]

Granted, now it costs triple the normal price.

I wish for my diet to go faster.

[`Shally.]

granted, but your diet went overboard.

I wish this freaken internet could go faster.

[Angel~]

Granted, but it is now too fast for you computer to follow and it crashes.

I wish for my tests to be over 

[verdandi]

Granted, but then you wake up and it was a dream.

I wish Earthlink customer service reps. were a lot less inept.

[Angel~]

Granted, but now it is totally broken.

I wish for a better phone

[`Shally.]

granted, but the better phone got old when a betterbetter phone came out.

I wish Angel and Harr can be cute, lovely friends. c:

[Angel~]

Granted, but it was a dream.

I wish that Yuukari would adore me as her cousin

[Kiriane]

Granted, but she hates you as a friend :P


I wish I could eat all I wanted without getting fat!

[Harrstein]

granted, but all food in the world has been replaced by soylent

I wish for my handwriting to suck less (really annoying if you cant understand what you wrote down)

[verdandi]

Granted, but now you can only write backward.

I for a bacon-covered doughnut.

[`Shally.]

I'm not sure if you want to become one, or you want one....
wish granted, but I ate it.

I wish for a limo.

[Blobsndrees]

wish granted, a limo appears for me and I get to ride it in front of you

I wish for some strepsils.

[`Shally.]

granted, but you lost it.

I wish for some chocolate pudding.

[Kiriane]

Granted, but it comes with a special bonus - a dash of dung.

I wish for the most comfortable bed ever!

[`Shally.]

granted, but the bed had magic to unlift the spell of comfortness.

I wish for a cheek kiss.

[verdandi]

Granted, but it's really slobbery.

I wish for some coconut cream pie.

[`Shally.]

granted, but I ate it with Krissy & Angel.

I wish for a new item to add into my signature section.

[Fiction0]

But crazy, ninja, aliens from another dimension will hunt you down and proceed to destroy the Universe!!! All because of that little item.

I wish I could read more epic fantasies.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, they are all epic but they all have 99% similar plots so you feel like you're reading the same thing over and over again.

I wish for a Lia doll

[Aurelia]

Granted, but it doesn't look like me at all.

I wish for an alarm clock that works. @.@

[Blobsndrees]

granted but it's so loud that it causes earthquakes

I wish for a lia doll that looks like lia

[Aurelia]

...Granted, but it stares angrily at you.

I wish away the existence of lia dolls.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but blob makes some more =]

I wish for Lia to nurse away my fever~

[Aurelia]

...Granted but as soon as you've recovered, you dance in the rain catching another one.

I wish for a cookie.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, you have permission from me, but you now need permission from paupau too because she's the cookie bearer who has all the cookies in the world.

I wish for a model yamato battleship

[Aurelia]

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish for a sunny day.

[Blobsndrees]

granted but it's only sunny in england, it continues to be rainy and stormy with occasional hurricanes and raining vehicles in america

I wish for a box of chocolate

[Aurelia]

Granted, but it's empty.

I wish for the fluffiest pillow in the world.

[Blobsndrees]

granted but you're allergic to it's down feathers

I wish I could fold and unfold those chinese fans with a flick.

[Aurelia]

Granted, but you can only do it once.

I wish for more wishes.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted but you're limited to wishing for blob clones only

I wish I could be in the harry potter world

[Aurelia]

Granted but now you fight He who will not be named for the rest of eternity.

I wish for a photographic memory.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted but world war 3 starts over your superior memory where everyone wants to cut open your brain to study it.

I wish for a bottle of water

[Aurelia]

Granted, but it's TINY.

I wish to be a little kid again.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but you get tricked into signing a marriage pledge by me because children are gullible fufufufu~~

I wish for chocolate cake

[Aurelia]

Granted, but it only LOOKS like chocolate cake. It's made out of plastic!

I wish for more ice cream.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted but you're sick and you can't eat it or you make your sickness worse

I wish for chocolate gateau

[Aurelia]

Granted, but that's plastic too.

I wish to pass exams.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but you achieve only the passmark, which gets you crappy grades...

I wish for money!!

[Aurelia]

Granted, but its fake!

I wish to watch Inception again xD

[Blobsndrees]

Granted but it's only a dream of a dream of a dream of a dream of a dream which you can't remember anymore.

I wish for Lia to nurse me~ <3

[Aurelia]

Again? But I already corrupted it!

*sigh* Granted but I do a horrible job.

I wish to never be a nurse.

[Blobsndrees]

nooo not granted 

I wish to sleep again.

[`Shally.]

granted, but lia woke you.

I wish to see a picture of a guy who tries to be girly.

[Blobsndrees]

granted, but it's actually a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be girly

I wish everyone would post their pics in the staffy bit

[`Shally.]

-gasp- I have before! but i dont remember which one i posted o-o. Ok, I seriously need someone to change my position to trainee.

granted, but it was blury.

I wish I could have the power to put all the boys into a sexy outfit.

[Blobsndrees]

granted but they take them off again

I wish I had a tablet

[`Shally.]

granted, but it was stolen the next day.

I wish for lia to come back in here and play with us.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, she's back, and she's playing with us on the cbox but she's not talking to you in the forums

I wish for a shiny marble

[verdandi]

Granted, but it's so shiny it blinds you.

I wish for a chik-fil-a to be near me.

[Blobsndrees]

granted but it costs 10x the amount it usually does

I wish I had a satelite

[verdandi]

Granted, but it breaks and falls on your head.

I wish it was more socially acceptable to be an otaku fangirl.   

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, you move to japan, you're more socially accepted, however the government changes its laws and it then becomes illegal to be an otaku

I wish there were even more ppl in transcendy!

[Kiriane]

Noooo! Why do I have to corrupt that wish? 

Granted, but they just sit around and do nothing.



I wish that I could hold my breath for 24 hours.

[verdandi]

Granted, but you die as soon as the 24 hours are up.

I wish telemarketers would stop calling me!

[Nonii]

granted, but they'll harass you face to face, where ever you go, instead of over calling.
I wish I could do time-skips.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted but all that happens is that you go on autopilot until the allotted time, therefore your age follows you and you can't go back in time so you time skip 100 years and find out you're already dead.

I wish for some bananas

[Nonii]

Granted but they'll be rotten to the core.

I wish I would always remain unharmed when I fall (happens quite often) or fight

[verdandi]

Granted, but you'll leave a crater in the ground.

I wish for a pepperoni pizza. 

[Kiriane]

Granted, but it comes with after stuff as well. Like anchovy paste, olives and all that nasty stuff.

I wish for a cool drink of water.

[Nonii]

Olives aren't nastyyy!!!!

Granted but'll taste like anchovy paste!
I wish the summer would arrive already *pouts*

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, summer has arrived for me~~ I'm singing in the sun~~~ 
sorry, still school for you Nonii

I wish I had a better chair.

[`Shally.]

granted, but you were to heavy and it broke.

I wish that I could take a picture of myself again.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted but it autouploads onto the forums and you can't take it back down

I wish I had some peanut butter

[`Shally.]

Oh I wouldn't mind that; letting girls see how beautiful a guy i can be.

granted, but i licked it.

I wish for a cupcake for blob's future birthday.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted but he doesn't like cupcakes

I wish for chocolate gateaus

[`Shally.]

Not granted because you broke the wishing well.

I wish for a corrupted wish of broken dreams.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but the dream goes overboard and you end up with a lifetime of nightmares

I wish I was god

[`Shally.]

granted, but the real GOD demoted you for flirting with the goddess.

I wish blob and vaux could pose.

[verdandi]

Granted, but it's reeeeeally awkward.

I still wish for a pepperoni pizza (I can deal with anchovies and I love olives so I'm happy with the last one lol).

[`Shally.]

granted, but we bought it and didn't share it with you.

I wish cupcake was easy to bake.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but your cupcakes are poisonous, a weapon of mass destruction

I wish I had a stress reliever.

[`Shally.]

Granted, but you went like very high.

I wish people could just shut the hell up about calling me socially awkward.

[verdandi]

Granted, but now they look up to you so much as being "Adorkable" that they won't leave you alone!

I wish for fish.

[`Shally.]

granted, but it ate you up.

I wish for some chocolate chips cookies.

[Blobsndrees]

granted but it gets stuck in your throat and you end up coughing for the rest of your life

I wish I could erase other people

[`Shally.]

Granted, but the other people you eventually erased the whole entire world, leaving only you and nature.

I wish Renny, Ryu, and Charmy would come back to trans.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted but they make you do their share of work.

I wish for another harry  potter series about his son

[`Shally.]

granted, but before you started reading it got stolen

i wish for a hamster