The Daily D'oh!

[xianchan]

We have a Daily D'awww, I though a Daily D'oh might be in order. I'll go first. Today's Daily D'oh! moment consisted of stumbling into the bathroom half asleep and squirting Bath and Body Works Japanese Cherry Blossom Body Lotion on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste.  FYI, for those who were curious, does not taste as good as it smells. In my defense, when three-quarters asleep, the squeeze bottles look the same. Suffice it to say, I have moved the lotion to another location on the bathroom sink.

[Krissy]

I left my physics textbook at the bus station today. I was almost home on the bus and realized my book was missing then went all the way back to the bus station to get it >.< Thank goodness it was still there.

[xianchan]

No kidding, those things cost a bundle. Glad it was there!

[verdandi]

Hahahaha I love this thread already.  I didn't do anything dumb today (ha! for once....), but considering I am the clumsiest person I know and one of the ditziest, it's only a matter of time...I will own this thread.  lolololol

[xianchan]

Here's a good one. So I went out on my front porch for my morning cigarette, and somehow locked the front door behind me. So there I am, barefoot, in my yoga capris and tank top. Thank goodness, I leave my bedroom window open when I'm at home. So I went around the side of the house, and had to pull myself up and inside through there. Also thank goodness, this is on the side of the house, so I don't think anyone from the street could see, but I'm pretty sure I gave my neighbor a great view of my butt as I squirmed over the window pane.  I'm pretty sure I'm establishing a strong reputation of strange in the neighborhood...

[Jess]

oh my sounds like you had an exciting morning! lol

[verdandi]

No, her neighbor did.

Ok here's mine: yesterday my alarm didn't go off and my daughter woke me up by running into my room crying, "my school bus is leaving!" Sure enough, it was.  She woke up when she heard it arrive.  I called a friend to pick us up and take her to school, but her car wouldn't start, so I had to call a cab to come get us.  It was so embarassing.

[Angel~]

Well it happens...

I had that happen to me at some point... I woke up when my chem class was starting, but I said to myself, you gotta go there, because it is a really important class. So I rushed out, no breakfast, through the pouring rain. I arrived half-way through the class looking like a half-drowned kitten. That teacher is really strict, but he actually felt sorry for me... It was embarassing though...

[verdandi]

Aaaaah I did that a lot in college, when I was working full time third shift.  NOT an easy thing to do when going to school full time as well...

[Angel~]

Isn't it impossible to both work and go to school full time?

[Vauxhall]

^ Not entirely, no. I know a few people who do that.
They're mostly night students at my university though.

[Angel~]

Wow... That sounds so hard...

[Jess]

you just have to have alot of time manage skills

[Angel~]

ehehehehe.. <.< >.>

[Jess]

LOL

[Angel~]

Time manage skills... right...

[Pau]

that is something i have never obtained in 18 years of my life 

[Angel~]

I do have them... I just never use them... Well, occasionally I dust them off, but yeah.

[verdandi]

It involves time management skills AND the ability to get by on small chunks of sleep instead of one long stretch of it....

[Angel~]

Right, I might be able to manage the first condition, but I need my sleep.

[Jess]

my sister is like that, she loves her sleep, even though she tells me all the time that i should love mine too. but i do love the sleep i get even though, sometimes it is little, or i dont sleep for days and sleep only for 3 or 4 hours i still love it.

[Angel~]

Sleep is good 

[Vauxhall]

Daily d'oh:
Was too busy debating with Quila = walked into a pole. >.>;

[Angel~]

BUAHAHAHAHAHA 

[Jess]

Wow!

[Angel~]

It's just so... corny?

[Jess]

LOL

[Angel~]

 

[verdandi]

Yesterday's D'oh:

I locked myself out of the house when I took my kid to the bus stop and had to climb in the bedroom window, showing the neighborhood my butt and announcing to all those shady mofos (my neighborhood isn't great) that I keep at least one window unlocked.


At least my one good neighbor was there to help me get in, but it was difficult because our shikibuton is right beneath the window and I hadn't put it up yet and had to try to avoid stepping my dirty shoe on it.  It made for a VERY awkward entrance... orz

[Angel~]

 

[xianchan]

Ouch...I'm not the only one doing the alternate house entry thing. 

Today's Daily D'oh:

I put salt in my coffee. In my defense, I was still half asleep, but I'm....still not quite sure how that happened. They're two totally different sized urns....

[Angel~]

Did you find out before or after you drank it?

[Jess]

that is a good question angel

i hope it was before, because that might have been terrible

[Angel~]

Since she said that she wasn't really awake I'm guessing after... 

[Pau]

Maybe? 

Daily doh:
     I [-though-] i was late for exams so i rushed in d [-dark-] room asking my teacher for a test paper. She was just staring at me and den i realized dat d students inside werent my classmates. D emberrasment...

[Angel~]

That is a little awkward...

[Pau]

Yep. I know. 

[Angel~]

I think we all have had that experience at least once... 

[`Roze`]

Last night I was studying chapters 5, 6, and 7 for my A&P test only to find out this morning that the test is on chapters 4, 5, and 6. 

[Angel~]

Well, at least you got 2 chapters studied right? 

[Jess]

well angel i have heard A&P is hard so im not sure if knowing 2 out of the 3 chapters will help, but i hope it did for Roze and her grades

[Angel~]

It usually is the case that when you do not know one chapter it is bad, but knowing 2 out of 3 is better than none at all.

[`Roze`]

Luckily I found out right away in the morning as I got up early to study some more so I was able to study for 2 hours before my test on that chapter (as well as the other)

I got an 87/100 so it's passing. 

[Angel~]

Wow, good job! 

[Jess]

Great Job Roze

[Angel~]

I doubt that I'd be able to do that.

[Vauxhall]

Today's (yesterday's?) d'oh:

7PM: "Wake up early tomorrow because you have somewhere to be!"

10PM: "I still have stuff to do, argh!"

11PM: "Glad that was over."

12AM: "Er... I'll just check a few things and then I'll sleep."

1AM: "Just a few more things..."

3AM: "Dammit."

[`Roze`]

^ I do that too Vauxhall xP

"Just going to check a few things"

4 hours later...

[verdandi]

This is part daily d'oh and part daily d'aww, because it wasn't me; it was my husband's cat (the one who sits on books).

She likes to sit on the printer on my desk when I'm sitting here, and last night she fell asleep on it, and immediately fell off.  It was cute and hilarious and when I told my husband about it, she got embarrassed and ran into the bedroom to hide.

[Angel~]

Ehehehe, that is a hilarious cat!

@Vally, I know that feeling...

[verdandi]

Alrighty, here's a Daily D'oh that's my doing this time...

I got my hair cut today, and you know how it is when you get a new hair cut: you feel awesome.  Afterward I went out grocery shopping, wearing a leather jacket, cute jeans, boots, and of course my awesome hair.  I looked hot.  I knew it, and all the men staring at me knew it. 

Now I have this purse that I love.  It's black vinyl with skulls embossed on it and spikes.  And here I am looking great and carrying my sexy purse, owning the place like a friggin' runway.  I was seriously strutting around.  I strutted through the store.  I strutted to my car and put my groceries in.  I strutted over to the cart corral and put my cart away.  I strutted back to my car and away from the purse I'd left in the cart.  And drove off. 

I got to the drug store across the parking lot and realized what I'd done.  Mortified, I raced back and looked in the cart corral - no purse.  So I stopped strutting like a damn peacock and began scrambling.  Then a nice old gent saw me and asked if I was looking for a pocket book then told me he'd taken it in the store.  I went in and the first thing they asked was if I was the owner.  I said yes, so they had a guy go back and get it. 

He came up carrying it, all swagger and style.  I laughed and told him it was his color. 

[`Roze`]

Omegosh! At least you got it back and it wasn't stolen! Did it have your wallet and everything in it too?

[verdandi]

Yes.  Everything but my car key, which I'd had in my hand since I had just unlocked the doors to load the groceries.  I'd also had a leather tote bag on my shoulder (I use reusable bags), so I unconsciously thought the whole bag thing was covered.

But my CLUTCH wasn't.   

[Angel~]

Oh gosh, it's a good thing that you got it back safe and sound!

[verdandi]

Today I drank a cup of coffee (believe it or not, this isn't a daily occurrence for me; I'm very sensitive to caffeine).  Shortly afterward, my allergies began acting up.  Not from the coffee, but I think it's because I started getting my allergy shots again and my body has to get used to it.

Anyway... since my allergies were going haywire, I took a benadryl.  Benadryl is the only anti-histamine I can take, but it knocks me flat.  I took it anyway and decided to take a nap.  But the caffeine kept me awake, and the combination of the two made me super shaky and antsy, like I was on speed or something.  And then because I couldn't sleep off the benadryl, I'm now all loopy like I've had a high-end painkiller.

So moral of the story: caffeine and benadryl don't mix.  I DUN RECOMMEND IT.   

[Jess]

oh my that sounds terrible

[Angel~]

  sounds terrible...

[Jess]

that situation

[Angel~]

I had a d'oh moment 2 days ago.

I was so nervous for my math exam that when the teacher said we could start the exam I found out that I forgot to take my calculator out of my bag which was in front of the classroom... 

[verdandi]

LOL! Did he let you go get it?

[Angel~]

Yes, I was so happy! It was literally just when he said we could start, so I got lucky.

[Pau]

good for you 

daily doh:
walking like a cool dude only to be tripped by a tiny stone and [temporarily] sprain your ankle

[Angel~]

Fear the pebbles! 

[`Roze`]

My friend was walking backgrounds and fell and sprained her wrist. She's  a clutz 

[Angel~]

Wow... That chances of that are so low... 

[verdandi]

Ha ha! I did that yesterday.  I was walking down the sidewalk with a friend, decked out and looking hot in platform boots, and then suddenly tripped on a crack.  I didn't fall down though, and I just straightened up and said, "well that was classy" and continued on like nothing happened.

Crises: almost averted.

[Angel~]

I can totally see that happen xD

Oh and my d'oh... I now have a relationship with my friend's ex... I'm feeling quite conflicted about it.

[Jess]

^ i would too angel

[Angel~]

Who wants to pitch in any advice?

[Pau]

I think dandii would.

Note: this is advice from a nbsb (a.k.a  no boyfriend since birth) .take with risks

Theres no problem with dating ur best friends ex. They broke after all. And if u and ur boyfriends feeling are mutual, go for it. Still conflicted? Tell ur best friend (ur current boyfriends ex) about it and see how she feels. Maybe once u see her response you'll know what to do.

[Angel~]

She's not really my best friend, and if I tell her we'll fight for forever. She's like that...
For now I'll just see what happens and go from there without telling her or my other friends.

[verdandi]

I think dandii would.

Why do you think this? >.> Do I give too much advice or something?

[Angel~]

No, but you give good advice!

[`Shally.]

I agree with Pau.
Just ask your best friend if they're okay with you being with their ex. Usually they should understand, but if not; just wait until the opportunity is perfect. Let your bff wait until they're over with it and fine with it.

[Angel~]

Just to clear up the misunderstanding: she's not my best friend. Just a good friend I hang out with sometimes.
I'll have to tell her at some point obviously, but for now I'll just see what happens in the relationship and then consider telling her... She won't be fine with it. Trust me.

[Jess]

if she is a true friend the whole situation should not matter, and if it does matter to her then she is not a good friend that is not looking whats in your best interest or whatever makes you happy.

Well that is what i think a true friend should be ever though i have not found this person in real life

[Pau]

if she is a true friend the whole situation should not matter, and if it does matter to her then she is not a good friend that is not looking whats in your best interest or whatever makes you happy.

Well that is what i think a true friend should be ever though i have not found this person in real life

how about me? 

[verdandi]

No, but you give good advice!

I need to work on my troublesome nee-san image... 

Seriously though, I think you already have it figured out pretty well.  Why tell her right away and get her worked up if it ends up not going anywhere? And if it does end up being a great relationship and she can't be happy for you, then that shows what kind of friend she really is...

[Angel~]

I've thought long and hard on it, so that's why I've got it quite figured out. It was about 9 months ago since they broke up, so it should be fine, since they were only together for 3 months.

I'll just see what happens in a few months 

[Pau]

I've thought long and hard on it, so that's why I've got it quite figured out. It was about 9 months ago since they broke up, so it should be fine, since they were only together for 3 months.

I'll just see what happens in a few months 

Gambatte ange! 

[Angel~]

Arigatou Pau!

[`Shally.]

welp, i just found out today. A certain scanlation group owner is a bit rude because he/she said

Should the other cleaner fail to produce results I will be sure to contact you

. Yeah, so? All I ask if you need experience cleaners, because if you do, then I won't apply. It's just goddam simple question and you have to call me out like that. Well I applied because I wanted to see how bad their training is if they provide them. & even though I'm 99% not joining if they're showing that kind of behavior.

Another daily d'oh, my tummy hurts, my head hurts, my breathing hurts. what else do i have to add to this list? D:

[Jess]

oh my sally

[Angel~]

feel better soon!

[Pau]

Another daily d'oh, my tummy hurts, my head hurts, my breathing hurts. what else do i have to add to this list? D:

did you go to the doctor? it might be some sort of illness. better safe than sorry nowadays. hope you get better ^^

[Angel~]

Another daily d'oh, my tummy hurts, my head hurts, my breathing hurts. what else do i have to add to this list? D:

did you go to the doctor? it might be some sort of illness. better safe than sorry nowadays. hope you get better ^^

I second that!