The Official Transcendence Family Tree

[Aurelia]

(excuse the double post)

ALL OF YOU ARE *SUCH* POOS.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT VAUX AND KRISSY GOT MARRIED?!?!?!



Edit: OH I SEE. They eloped behind our backs ;_;

[Vauxhall]

*cracks up laughing*

Oh, finally. We dropped so many hints.
It only took a week for anyone to realise...
(Though Gaile found out a bit earlier... and Harr actually witnessed it.)

[Aurelia]

*sigh* Yes bishie-poo, I begged, nagged, got down on my knees and cried killed krissymas for the entire run through. =_= And that was hard, after a week barely anyone remembered any details! ;_;

This, THIS is what I get for having wifi at a gas station in the middle of nowhere.

You two are LUCKY I wasn't there to screenshot it T.T Harr was my only hope... and he didn't T.T (But then again if I was there vaux would have never proposed... Indirect victory! *awkward happy dance*)

I heard it wasn't krissy's dropping hints... I heard even when she avoided the topic you repeated and repeated the question! Persistant till the end! xD And YOU said you felt nothing for her >:3

So you really loved her after all! 

[Angel~]

Vally is my son in law?!?! 

Why didn't you tell me Krissy!!!

[Vauxhall]

Ok, so here's a rundown:

She was definitely dropping hints, no matter how much she denies it, and I thought we were alone (well, Harr wasn't talking) so I took the opportunity. She was talking about marriage and telling me to propose to someone or something. Besides, it stopped the shipping and whatnot. (Honestly, how many ships can you make with poor Vaux?)

And she didn't avoid it after I asked her so charmingly, mind you. She resulted to "..."s at the speed of four ellipses per minute and spammed the cbox with it. Then she pretty much complained I made her speechless so I was like: "It was a simple yes or no question!"

So I said something about her rejecting me and then she said "I didn't say no, you decided that for yourself."

I asked her again, getting on my knees and presenting a topaz ring and all, to get a clear answer and she said yes. *nods*

And then Harr told us to get a room. Even though we weren't really doing anything but wondering what the others (you guys) would think...

And judging by the reaction, it was worth it, hahaha.

[Angel~]

Cute, but still: O.O

[Aurelia]

...I think I like duckie poo's version xD

Except the ring was soooooo romantic <3 romantic bishie

[Vauxhall]

I dunno Krissy's version. But ok.

[Krissy]

Whaaa? My version? It really wasn't much different... Lia just sees what she wants... And I wasn't dropping hints! You just took what I said the wrong way.

[Angel~]

You still said yes though...

[Aurelia]

  Krissymas, have I got proof for you!

Vaux x Krissy/Vauxymas forever <3

And be sure to ask your bishie hubby why he gave you a topaz ring~ I was wrong, your hubby isn't as romantic as a *word* xD

[Vauxhall]

You forgot to screencap the part where I said "Krissy, if you ever read that: forgive me since they held me at knife-point and Ange would have killed me".

[Angel~]

Teehee 

I read it...

*waves knife around*

[Vauxhall]

 

You really shouldn't wave knives around, Ange.

[Angel~]

And why is that?

*dances around with knife*

[Vauxhall]

You might hurt someone.
There are children around here. Tsk.

[Pau]

congratulations Vaux and Krissy~ 

which reminds me....is Sele and Gailemy Sister's or Cousin's? 

[Vauxhall]

Sisters. Your sisters. They're test tube babies too.

[Aurelia]

And like... er... godchildren-cousins? LOL

[Angel~]

Too complicated 

[Vauxhall]

Ok so:

- Pau and Jess are adopted daughters to Lia x Blob (making them their parents)
- Sele and Gaile are goddaughters to Lia x Blob (making them their godparents)
- Pau, Jess, Sele, Gaile are sisters though as they are all test tube babies

*nods*

[Aurelia]

  Complicated indeed...

[Angel~]

Yes, but interesting though 

[verdandi]

BAHAHAHAHAHAH this thread got so ridiculous!!

Grats Spud and Krissy, a perfect match! Bahahahahahahaha

[Angel~]

Hahaha, you missed quite a bit 

[Jess]

When did I become a test tube baby may I ask?

[Blobsndrees]

she came out of lia >:D she can be witness about the event.

[Angel~]

So that means blobby and Lia... 

[Krissy]

... 

[Angel~]

My pure Liapoo~~   

[Vauxhall]

When did I become a test tube baby may I ask?

Oooh. I just assumed since... Idk. You're apparently Lia's kid so I only have three test tube babies. *nods*
You and Pau became sisters when uh... Pau was adopted. (Adopted sisters?)

It all makes sense now.

[Angel~]

Confusion got cleared up, nice! 

[Aurelia]

she came out of lia >:D she can be witness about the event.

I thought piffypoo was a test tube baby because she was flufflepuff's sister!! (Or am I wrong?)

Or is she our child, and paupau is her adopted sister...

*confused*

EDIT: Oh, awkward, vauxy already posted about it. I guess that sounds right?

[Jess]

well that is good that we got that cleared up :)

[Krissy]

So Lia, since you're an owl, did you hatch Jess or did give birth to her?

[Aurelia]

HATCH. HATCH. It was HATCH.

T_T

[Jess]

I am a Blobstowl! :)

[Aurelia]

*points at the lovely siggy and personal text*

[Jess]

Thanks Mom!

[Aurelia]

YAY~ three children! Apparently we have adopted nome dearie~

*tears up* Oh happy day!

On an unrelated note... WAH I REACHED MASTER OF HEAVEN?!?!?

[Jess]

YAY!

[Blobsndrees]

congrats => confetti => fireworks => *run away as fast as I can*

[Jess]

Why are you running away Daddy?

[Blobsndrees]

don't you remember what happened the last time lia got her hands on some fireworks?

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[Jess]

Oh

[Aurelia]

 

*the firework is lit* >:3

[Angel~]

*takes the children and runs for cover*

[Aurelia]

3... 2... 1...

[Jess]

*looks around

Daddy where are you? Please protect me!

[Aurelia]

0.75... 0.50...

[Zephyr of the Mist]

*Grabs Jess and pulls her into the rabbit hole*

[Angel~]

*peeks over boulder*

[Aurelia]

*Lia sprints away at the very last second*

0...

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

[Angel~]

*pokes head out*

Is Transcendy still here?

[Pau]

yup!
oh. and good job on saving jess and forgetting me TT.TT
*slowly crumbling to ashes~

[Harrstein]

*grabs the vacuum cleaner*

[Zephyr of the Mist]

  Sorry Paupau!

[Angel~]

I already grabbed you...

*takes the children and runs for cover*

[Jess]

See we didn't forget you Pau

[Pau]

I already grabbed you...

*takes the children and runs for cover*

phew~

[Jess]

*sighs

Daddy is MIA :(

[Aurelia]

WHAAAAA

THE DIVORCE ACTUALLY HAPPENED!

No more Vauxy x Krissymas... Hello Krissy x Shine and Vauxy x Alis.

Oh the drama~

[Vauxhall]

It wasn't really that dramatic, Hamstowl.

[Angel~]

What?! The divorce is official??

[Krissy]

Yes it is, mama. I'm happily married to Shinemingo <3

and Lia, it really wasn't dramatic at all. The most dramatic thing was probably Vaux's proposal to Alis 

[Aurelia]

 

Jeez, I miss everything interesting... ;_; *stupid stupid practice*

[Jess]

Why does that proposal sound famille?

[Pau]

maybe cuz it sounds like vaux first proposal? except it was a topaz ring?

oh and are we gonna add this in the history?

[Angel~]

So just to make things clear, Krissy is married to Shine and Vally is now married to Alli.

Which whom are the children going?

[Pau]

I think gaile and sele are still with vaux and their uh step (or not step) mom?

as for krissy and shine, i heard they were gonna adopt

[Krissy]

Sele and Gaile are test tube babies so they stay with Vaux.
Shine and I adopted Sora.

[Angel~]

B-B-But then I lose my other grandkids? 

[Pau]

huh? why?

[Angel~]

They go with the evil scientist...

[Pau]

oh yeah. so that means you grand kids is sora now.
well, you can still treat gaile and sele as grandkids (since they were in your family for a little while.)

[Angel~]

Sora is my new grandkid~ 

o-o I have ex-grandkids...

[Pau]

Sora is my new grandkid~ 

o-o I have ex-grandkids...

YES. YES YOU DO

[Angel~]

That's a bit... 

[Krissy]

Ex-grandkids 

[Angel~]

How could you do this to me Krissy dear??

You were supposed to grow old and grey with Vally 

[Alis Aquilae]

I'll try my best to take care of Christian and the children in your stead, Angel.

[Aurelia]

How could you do this to me Krissy dear??

You were supposed to grow old and grey with Vally 

[Blobsndrees]

huh wah wha...? whaaa? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it hasn't been a week and you two have already....
geez talk about shotgun marriages...

We aren't like that right? lia 

[Angel~]

Forget it blobby, all the ships are going down...

[Blobsndrees]

Not mine. we're like the longest couple still married and alive, although the ship has suffered several torpedoes... it's still going well.

[Angel~]

Boring -.-

[Aurelia]

huh wah wha...? whaaa? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it hasn't been a week and you two have already....
geez talk about shotgun marriages...

We aren't like that right? lia 

I guess we are, huh? Interesting...

Well blobbity, I'm not sure! xD I mean, we've been through divorce papers, polygamy, and more! T_T

But I guess you could stay we're still going strong xD Yikes... longest remaining couple o.o I barely even see you anymoar!

[Angel~]

Maybe that is what is keeping this marriage afloat? 

[Pau]

true~

plus, if the liaxblob ships sinks. then me and jess will DROWN (unless someone saves us :/)

[Jess]

that would be really sad if that happened

[Blobsndrees]

xD wait when did I ever polygamy on you??

[Angel~]

As your godmother I will save the two of you and take you in 

[Aurelia]

You were considering it, blobbity. 

How could I abandon flufflepuff and piffypoo! That won't happen!

But it's nice to know that Angel Poo is there, just in case... xD

[Angel~]

I'll always be there~ Both in the good and bad way   

[Aurelia]

 

[Angel~]

Family is important~<3

[Jess]

True <3

[Aurelia]

So thank you all for being my second family 

[Angel~]

No, thank you 

[Aurelia]

New ships!

Pow x Cony and...

Was there another one? ^^;;