Wisdom/Fun (Quotes, Advice, Parables if you want to post some)

[Koyue]

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A computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing.

[Furgeson]

*points to signature and attached*

[Koyue]

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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

------Lily Tomlin

[Nonii]

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Those who complain about our generation forget who raised it.

Have no idea who said it, but he/she was a genius!

_{I was going to write another one but I realized that it would've been catastrophic!}

[Chibi_Lilly]

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music."

Read that somewhere.  I don't know who said it.

[icewing]

Hate the sin, love the sinner.
 
    - Mahatma Gandhi

[Furgeson]

The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.

-Jean-Paul Sartre, writer and philosopher (1905-1980)
This is one of the prettiest quotes I've read in a while.

[icewing]

Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

-Al Capp

[move-easy]

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present." (Joan Rivers)

"Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely" (Kay Lyons)

I know it's a really overused quote but I still think that that's because it's so true...
btw, I love the second version that I found