Laugh or not

[Koyue]

My sister just read this to me from a site (words are not exact):

When I was little, I was scared of earwigs because I thought they were scary bugs that came out of your ears. I became really afraid when I heard of cockroaches. 

[Koyue]

Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r1CZTLk-Gk

Also, to all the leechers out there, you are "non-contributing [zeroes]" 

[Yuukii]

Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r1CZTLk-Gk

Also, to all the leechers out there, you are "non-contributing [zeroes]" 

I don't understand a thing 

[Koyue]

What do you not get? The guys is self explanatory. My comment was just irrelevant.

Basically it's a vid with a guy telling how americans [typically] are

[Yuukii]

Oh I see 

Apparently, it's super loud in my house and I can't hear a thing, so yeah 

[Koyue]

This was posted on fmylife.com some time ago. Enjoy.


Today, I was in the bathroom having major diarrhea, when the lights went out. There was no other light whatsoever, so I had to crawl out of the bathroom, butt covered in crap. I managed to hit my head on the stall door, and trip over a bench. All with my pants down. In a public restroom. FML

Know that there are way worst things that happen to others than yourselves.

[Yuukii]

That was...embarassing  LOLOL

[Koyue]

From clientsfromhell.net

October 24, 2011






Client: "I need you to bring up the things."

Me: "The things?"

Client: "The thingies! On the email."

Me: "Ah, the documentation files. They're in your inbox."

Client: "In-what? What box?! Just get me the thingies and let's do this thing."

[Koyue]

Perfect English:

"Did thou bloweth ye butt trumpet?"

[Yuukii]

From clientsfromhell.net

October 24, 2011






Client: "I need you to bring up the things."

Me: "The things?"

Client: "The thingies! On the email."

Me: "Ah, the documentation files. They're in your inbox."

Client: "In-what? What box?! Just get me the thingies and let's do this thing."

Perfect English:

"Did thou bloweth ye butt trumpet?"

I don't understand this one, sorry 

[Koyue]

Don't apologize. Sometimes I even don't understand a joke.

Both our the last one?  In plain English, it's another way of saying "Did you fart?" in a funnier way.

[Black Miserie]

ACTUALLY HAPPENED:

I went to the store with my lil bro and my mom, and my bro and I were waiting for my mom to get out of the bathroom, when this lady came up to me and asked me how old my son was. I looked at her and was like, What son? and she pointed to my bro. So I grinned and said, "Oh, he's not my son. My mom bought him from Babies-R-Us, and we can't get a refund." I swear, she almost died from shock!

[Koyue]

Lawl. People these days.

Story time:

A few years ago, I got really fed up with my younger sister scaring me (making me jump by saying 'Boo' out of nowhere) and pulling pranks b/c I'm just that entertaining to pick on (she's a year younger). So, what do I do? I hid and sat in the bedroom closet with the door open wide enough for my arm, yelled her name, watched for her foot to appear in the opening, and grabbed it.

BEST. PRANK. I. EVER. PULLED. 

[Black Miserie]

Lol! My turn for a prank tale!

I had recently dyed my hair red for Holloween, and this jerk in class kept calling me Hothead because of it.  So I picked the lock on his locker and rigged it so that when he opened it, a popper would go off. He panicked and dropped to the floor, thinking someone was shooting at him! lol!

[Koyue]

Who knew?

http://squishable.com/

[Yuukii]

Continue with the story telling 

[Koyue]

Comments on YouTube videos can be funny. What are your favorite comments?

Vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvxS_bJ0yOU

Comments:

1. for those of you wondering who disliked this video... It was the ENTIRE Justine beiber? fan population.... yap, that's right folks~ ALL 415 of them~

2. omg i put this loud and when the clapping started i? freaked out i thought there was fire or something i was using another window aaahhhH!!!!

[Koyue]

Quote (not exact wording)  from one of the people commenting in "The World's Dumbest Drivers" show:

You know what's great about this generation?
They believe in themselves when they shouldn't.

[Koyue]

I can never think of Harry Potter the same way.

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-set/BQcDAAAAAwoDanBnAAAABC5vdXQKFkJyNDFDamh1NEJHT0JZMlpzTklnY0EAAAACaWQKAXgAAAAEc2l6ZQ.jpg