Ask It All - Know It All . . .

[Arya]

How to play...

Ask a question.
The next person will post an answer to your question, as well as post their question for the next person to answer, etc.
Lather, Rinse, Repeat.
   



To start the show....


Q: Why do people associate farts with the color green?

[Ryu]

(I'm assuming that we can make educated guesses...? Or do we actually have to research?)

I'm guessing that it's because the color green is often associated with toxic [gases], and since fart is kinda toxic and unpleasant... Yeah, toxic fart = green.

MY QUESTION! 
What is the electron configuration notation of Silicon?

[Arya]

no no... aaaaah sorry sorry its suppose to be silly answers. Be crazy have fun. No prior knowledge or research required. XDDD



A. Yer mum! XD

Q. If Indians lived in teepees, what did they call their toilet paper?

[Black Miserie]

Butt-wipes!

What do angels use to get ketchup stains out of thier white robes?

[Arya]

A: They don't! They just hafta toss em out. Why do you think Cupid is never dressed in anything 'cept his undies? XD


Q: Why do the British have bad teeth?

[Black Miserie]

Because of all that Earl Grey tea! Someone should tell them to go green! XD Green tea, go green, get it?

Q: Why do unicorns only want virgins?

[Zephyr of the Mist]

  ignorance is bliss   

Why when a person is called hot or cool does it mean roughly the same thing?

[Black Miserie]

Knowledge is power.... It's because when you're hot, you're cool! XD

Why do time zones exist??

[Renny]

So you can go back in time... or go to the future 

Who invented school? 

[Black Miserie]

A sadistic old hag/codger who hated children so much he/she devised a way to torture children for 12 years...

Who invented high heels?

[Renny]

A really short person who wanted to be taller..

What is lightning?

[Black Miserie]

Pretty!!! XD

What is thunder?

[Zephyr of the Mist]

god farting.

why do teachers give busywork?

[Black Miserie]

It's thier favorite torture device.

why is manga so addictive?

[`Shally.]

because mangas are faster than anime. And gives out great details on what's going to happen. and you don't have to click pause everytime you trying to read the subtitles XD LOL

What happens if fake blood was actually produced by real human blood, but chemically condensed?

[Black Miserie]

Vampires would use it to get high.

What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

[Renny]

42

Why is it that the son comes up in the west?

[Black Miserie]

Because it's running from Moon, who sets in the east.

Why did the Powers That Be create the platypus?

[Renny]

To make us confused about mammals

Why is it kinnda cold today? 

[Black Miserie]

Because my cat sneezed.

Why is coffee so addictive?

[Renny]

because it is coffee 

Why did Easter bunny come at Easter?

[Black Miserie]

Because Christmas was already taken by Santa Clause.

Why were allergies created?

[Renny]

because there were not enough punishments

Why is manga so addictive?

[Black Miserie]

Because of all the Bishies!

Why are Bishies so hot?

[Renny]

because they come in mangas

Why do we have many languages?

[Arya]

So people can't tell when we're making fun of them to their faces. O_O



Why do ducks quack? :3

42

Why is it that the son comes up in the west?

OMG please say thats a book reference and I will be impressed. XD

[Renny]

to make noise

What is the most useful thing you can have with you at any time?

42

Why is it that the son comes up in the west?

OMG please say thats a book reference and I will be impressed. XD

I got it from hitch hikers guide to the galaxy

[Black Miserie]

A vampire who can sing the Coconut Song! XD

What is the most useless thing you can take with you?

[Arya]

A jar of empty peanut butter v.v


If girls fart powder, what do kittens fart? O_O






Renny, OMG YES THATS THE BOOK =D *ish impressed* @_@

[Black Miserie]

Very Stinky Air. I know for a fact, because I have cats who fart XD

Why are bishies so addictively sexy?

[Renny]

because Renny made them that way 

Why do people listen to music?

[Black Miserie]

Because Miserie told them to.

Why is my cousin so b****y today?

[`Shally.]

because she wants to be thanked.

why is my family not celebrating thanksgiving?

[Arya]

because they're afraid of turkey O_O;


Why are boys hairy and girls not?

[Renny]

Because they do...

Why did you ask such a strange question

[Black Miserie]

Because it's fun

Why do I have to be an insomniac??

[Renny]

because you don't like sleep?

[Black Miserie]

True...

You forgot your question

[`Shally.]

You forgot your question as well.

what happens when gay marriage is approved in your state?

[Fairth]

It happens to only be a rumor.

What's on TV, right now ?

[Renny]

A movie... just go to the right channel

Whats a good question?

[Fairth]

Why ?

What's tour mood ?

[Renny]

Something I dont know about

What is the best way to learn art?

[`Shally.]

Take the class.
Ask professionals.

How do I draw on GIMP?

[Blobsndrees]

No idea, just use photoshop

How do I breed lobsters?

[`Shally.]

Watch the animal channels.

Should I post pictures of me on here?