Into Enemy Territory: The Horror of Joints

[Furgeson]

=DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction - Any similarity to persons living or dead (unless explicitly noted) is merely coincidental=

Leaving all the QC work I'm supposed to be doing behind >_>, I have decided to dig deeper into the mystery of EF "Behind the Scenes." EF - yes, THAT EF - the newest addition to our long and ever-expanding lists of scan groups that Transcendence has labeled the "enemy." Though my fingers are itching to type down every detail of the dangerous journey I made, I must restrain myself---Firstly, you must be wondering:
Who is this mysterious "I"? Why, it is ME...The retired official, the very terror of the Transcendence staffers, the steak knife that appears in your deepest and most dreaded nightmares...! Now, journey into the abyss:

That morning, I had not suspected anything. As I walked through the maze of tunnels in the center of Transcendence's hidden headquarters, I had not expected to find it: The doorway to our fantasmical treasury of records, detailing every word every anon, staff member, or god forbid, administrator, had said in the momentous two years of our history, all filed away safely.
Of course, I never knew how I had missed that door. It was fifty times my size, and in bold black (and here I winced) comic sans lettering, it read: TREASURY - TOP SECRET (OMFG!)
Being the adventurous spirit I was, I pushed this door, expecting to find the beautiful volumes of books that it was rumored to contain behind those doors, but instead the cardboard cutout only fell to one side, leaving me frustrated with only a couple of profanities to express my hatred for leftover pranks from April Fools'. But as I turned to one side, something caught my eye - It was a scrap of paper on the floor, with the words "Enemy: EF" on it. I picked it up, and turned over this curious piece of paper, and found IT! YES, THE IT!!! It was, safe to say, the answer to the universe, life, and everything. And here, here, I will try my best to replicate what I found:
[spoiler]42 Simmons Drive, SECRET HEADQUARTERS (OMFG!) OF EF - Transcendence agents, you have been warned - You must annihilate the enemy![/spoiler]
Then. Then and there, I knew what the gods of scanlation had requested of me. It was time - Time for the self-proclaimed secret agent to return from retirement - This time headed straight for the enemy...IN DISGUISE.

...TO BE CONTINUED.