Cause of Death

[`Shally.]

Time: Now
Place: At home
Cause: A murderer slit open your throat while you were going into the shower.

[Aurelia]

Time: Now
Place: Here
Cause: The forums came back to haunt you >:3

[`Shally.]

Time: Now
Place: Here
Cause: The haunting was changed by my magic powers to you. c:

[Aurelia]

Time: Now
Place: Here
Cause: The curse rebounds back to you

[`Shally.]

Time: After you finish reading this.
Place: Here
Cause: The servants of Lucifer came to take you away, with just your head.

[Blobsndrees]

Time: 5 seconds ago
Place: plushieland
COD: died from cuteness overdose

[Aurelia]

Time: 3 hours from now
Place: Home
Cause: Name written into a death note!

[Blobsndrees]

Time: May 27, 2013, 18:14, 40 seconds
Place: Home
COD: sadness of blob dying from a heart attack.

[Aurelia]

Place: Deserted Island
Time: 13 hours
Cause: Abandoned on the island

[Blobsndrees]

Place: 2 miles away from the island
Time: 12 hours
COD: Ship sank when blob threw a rock at it

[Angel~]

Time: 11:11
Place: The Cbox
COD: Knife in the back

[Aurelia]

Time: Now
Place: The cbox
Cause: Arrested for violence, then died of guilt!

[Blobsndrees]

Time:Now
Place: Exam room
COD: Had a vision of her godfather being tortured by lord roledemort in the land of ponies, went there, but realised vision was false, tried to escape but tripped over and hit her head on a reinforced brick of tofu.

[Angel~]

Time: in five minutes
Place: an abandoned warehouse
COD: eaten by flesh eating rats

[`Shally.]

Time: 1:00 PM
Place: Here
COD: You tripped over a rock.

[Angel~]

Time: Noon
Place: Shopping center
COD: fell down some stairs

[Blobsndrees]

Time: 3 days from now
Place: Voldemorts room
COD: poked to death by a rod of tofu

[`Shally.]

Time: In five seconds
Place: The next location you're going.
COD: Your fart stanked and died from it.

[Blobsndrees]

Time: 20 years later
Place: your room
COD: scared to death from watching a 3D horror movie.

[`Shally.]

Time: 5 years
Place: here.
cod: I slit your throat with a razor, slowly, stretching further down.

[Blobsndrees]

Time: 4 years, 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds
Place: here.
COD: I avenge the clone you killed by tickling you to death with 1000 feathers.

[`Shally.]

Time: now
place: here
cod: You drowned in the water.

[Blobsndrees]

Time: now
place: over there
COD: flood killed you too

[`Shally.]

time: 5 seconds
place: your neighborhood.
cod: you were raped

[Blobsndrees]

Idm actually, as long as it's by a relatively cute girl, I wouldn't resist too much unless she does something weird. Heck, no guys would mind.

Time:100 seconds after lia eats a banana
Place: in a pot
COD: last banana peel covers up the breathing hole and you can't get out, you run out of oxygen, you die.

[`Shally.]

Time: The next five years.
Place: In your room
COD: you tripped over a rock.

[Blobsndrees]

I'll be careful to avoid rocks in my room

Time: 60 minutes
Place: Exam hall
COD: loss of blood from paper cuts from exam papers

[`Shally.]

Sorry to tell you, but our exams are online. :P

time: now
place: here
cod: i choked you.

[Blobsndrees]

Time: 20 minutes later
Place: here
COD: I coughed on you and then you got my super coughing MRSI disease, nothing can heal it causing you to slowly cough to death

[`Shally.]

eww that's just like asthma all over again...
Time: Now
Place: Here
COD: You got a papercut and the paper had poison. So the poison went into your blood; causing the blood to turn bad.