Cause of Death

[Criss]

Time: Now
Place: Here
Cause: You were walking in heaven and accidently fell in the well leading to Hell.

[drexizle]

Time: In two weeks time
Place: On a sidewalk
Cause: I predicted that while you were walking someone broke your leg and stomped on your face until you were dead. <3

[Evory]

Time: In two weeks
Place: Heaven
Cause: I kicked your ass for not preventing Criss's death after you predicted it.

[Shiki]

Time: Now
Place: Forum
Cause of Death: My dragon ate you by accident! ]=

[drexizle]

Time: 9:05pm
Place: On MS (at home?)
Cause of Death: You got hacked and decided to commit suicide. </3

[Criss]

Time: Now
Place: Where you are
Cause of Death: Overdose of forum games.

[drexizle]

xD

Time: in a minute
Place: In your home
Cause of death: Axed your head off >:D

[Evory]

Time: A minute ago
Place: Where you are
Cause: Little green caterpillars killed you with poisonous flip-flops

[drexizle]

Time: 2am
Where: In your room
Cause: Decided to kill you with your own socks. Suffocatiooooooon! >:D

[Evory]

Time: ??
Place: ?
Cause: You ate mushrooms. They were deadly.

[Criss]

Time: right now
PLace: right here
Cause of Death: A stray bullet killed you >.>

[Evory]

Time: One day
Place: Somewhere
Cause: The lemmings decided to kill you... again.

[Xiaowu]

time: some time in your life
Place: somewhere in the world
cause: something fell and hit your head

[Evory]

Time: Now
Place: Transcendence forum
Cause: The Onion Heads were conspiring against you, and eventually killed you.

[SilentResonance]

Time: T-8 seconds.
Place: Your living room.
Cause: Teletubbies crawled out of your TV set and invaded your house, giving you the HUG of death.

[Lena G]

Time: In the near future.
Place: 17 light years away from here.
Cause: Teleportation malfunction...

[yakuzakitty]

Time: A long time ago
Place: In a galaxy far, far away
Cause: STAR WARS

[Xye]

time: in 6 seconds
place: where you will be in 6 seconds
Cause: Heart Attack (cuz im too lazy to write a cause ROFL get it? xD)

[Evory]

time: now
place: behind your computer
cause: shock because I've started playing Forum Games again

[yakuzakitty]

Time: 3 days
Place: In a public place
Cause: Fondu fork through the throat

[Evory]

Time: Tomorrow morning
Place: Your room
Cause: You fell out of bed and broke your neck

[charmy]

Time: Sometime in the afternoon
Place: On the train
Cause: Someone sat on you.

[Catriona]

Time: April 1st
Place: The Bronx, NYC
Cause: it's the ghettest area on Eastern coast. You accidentally walked on the wrong side of the street and was kidnapped by a girl
(I don't live in the ghetto area lol)

[Furgeson]

Time:Right Now
Place: Where you're sitting (or standing, or sleeping, or eating, or half sitting, half standing), reading this.
Cause: Because you're reading this.
(MWAHAHA *pulls out bloodstained knife* DIE! DIE! DIE!  )

[werr]

Time: 2012
Place: in front of your monitor
Cause: you actually saw a gay (lesbian if you happen to be a guy) pr0n picture and bled to death from your nose.

[Xye]

Time: 11/11/11 at 11:11 am
Place: in the bathroom
Cause: Tried too hard to make an epic wish while pooping. leading to brain arteries bursting and instant death.

[Black Miserie]

Time: Friday 13th at 12:00 Noon
Where: In a bubble bath
Cause: You had the radio on next to the bath tub, and your little sibling came in to pee and knocked the radio into the tub, electrocuting you. You always did say they would be the death of you... :D

[`Shally.]

     
Time : Tomorrow Morning
Where : In Renny's Toilet
Cause : Renny cut your throat.

[Black Miserie]

Time: Today, at noon
Where: Dining Room
How: Little brother startles you while you are eating, and you choke to death. Yet another case of "My little brother will be the death of me" coming true...

[`Shally.]

     
Time : Today in 5 minutes
Where : The lake
Cause : You drown yourself by accident because you were trying to wash your hair, but your shirt got caught onto something in the lake.

[Fairth]

Haha... When I was working part time at a book store, I actually fell in a river !! Hope it won't happen again. (Anyway I'm not planning on going out the next hour   

Time : lunch time
Where : Disneyland
Cause : you're stuck in Indiana Jones coasters and starves to death ! 

[`Shally.]

Time : Now
Where : In Transcendence Site
Cause : Lily gave you flowers for Valentines Day.

[Angel~]

Time: Friday the 13th midnight
Where: In a small park
Cause: An enormous monster fish jumped out of the pond and ate you. 

[Harrstein]

Time : 5:34 am the next tuesday
Where : in your dreams
Cause : crushed by a gigantic pie

[Angel~]

Time: noon
Place: your lunchtable
Cause: giantic pie ate you

[Harrstein]

time: tomorrow morning
place: work/school
cause: drowned in a bath of coffee

[Angel~]

Time: tonight
Place: home
Cause: choked on a chickenbone

[Rayne]

Time: Tuesday, May 29th 2012 at 7:34
Place: Rayne world <3
Cause: Mauled by a gorilla and a tiger at the same time.

[Angel~]

Time: 12.34
Place: In a tree
Cause: Swallowed by tree sprirts.

[`Roze`]

Time: 10:30 AM
Place: Dalek Ship
Cause: A blast ray from a Dalek fired when it bumped into a another Dalek, hitting a piece of metal and bouced of on to you.

[I ish not a dork.  ]

[Angel~]

Time: 4:56 pm
Place: a field full of roses
Cause: poison in the thorns of the roses

[`Roze`]

That's a poetry death right thar ;D haha

Time: 7:36 am
Place: street
Cause: An angel picked you up to bring you to heaven but sadly they dropped you and you went splat on the pavement. 

[Angel~]

Hehehe, like it?

Time: 2.34 pm
Place: Tree
Cause: Climbed a tree and remembered that you are afraid of hights. Starved to death in the tree.

[Harrstein]

Time: 2.35 pm
Place: bigger Tree
Cause: Climbed a tree that was about to be saw down

[Nonii]

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Time: 2.26 PM
Place: the room of the most boring place you've ever been.
Cause: Shocked to death by laughter attack caused by boredom

[Aurelia]

Time: 50 hours from nao~
Place: An abandoned hut.
Cause: The hut collapsed on you!

[verdandi]

Time: 50 hours from now plus 5 days
Place: Outside the abandoned hut
Cause of Death: A piece of the roof falls on you after you knock the hut down onto Nonii, pinning you to the ground and causing you to die of starvation.

[Nonii]

and Lia said I was evil!!

hmm

Time: Same time as Lia's death
place: the tree next to the abandoned hut
Cause of Death: Choked to death from the laughter that the lameness of Lia's situation provoked on you.

[Angel~]

Time: 11.11
Place: In front of a mirror
COD: Cut your throat with a piece of mirror

[Nonii]

That my dear remind me of a movie.. The Devil's Advocate?

Time: None/all
Place: Black hole in space
COD: Got abducted by aliens and you rebelled and took over the spaceship driving it directly into the first black hole you saw.

[Angel~]

Nope, mirrors 1, when evil spirits in mirrors make you kill yourself in gruesome manners... Made me remember why I totally LOATH horror movies

Time: Now
Place: Your desk
COD: Computer ate you

[Nonii]

Ah, the devil's advocate the woman kills herself with a window My mistake

time: tomorrow around this time
place: your place
Cause of Death: My spirit goes to take revenge on you making my computer eat me by taking over your body. Sadly enough, once you're out of it we discover you can't go back in to it.. Too bad~

[Aurelia]

Time: 300 or so years from now
Place: Your bed
Cause: Lived until 300 years of age and could barely move because bones were all crackly and dusty.

[Angel~]

Time: This night
Place: An abandoned warehouse
COD: Hit by an anvil dropping down and got squased

[Aurelia]

Time: 3:50
Place: Here
Cause: Your 'Master of Heaven' Status killed you! *o*

[Angel~]

Time: 4.23
Place: Inside a glass box
COD: Burning stares of people fry you alive

[Nonii]

Time: in the early morning
Place: Shower
Cause.Of.Death: a few masterpieces of a Bacteria (normal size = invisible to the human eye) with the weight of your house fell out of the shower, fell on your head (and elsewhere but the one on the head is the one that killed you)  and pierces right through your body, leaving you behind like a human Spongebob. (OMG where did I get this fantasy from lol)

[`Shally.]

Time : 2 minutes
Place : my house
Cause : raped you to death and cut open your stomach; took out the organs and sold it to the pharmacy; cut off your neck and shoved down some chemicals.

[Nonii]

time: 10 min after my slaughter
place: in your house
cause of death: you tripped hit your head and drowned in my blood as you tried to clean it up.

[Angel~]

Time: 1.23
Place: Bottom of the Eiffel tower
COD: jumped off the tower to experience freefall to the max, forgot the ropes

[Vauxhall]

Time: 1.24
Place: Bottom of the Eiffel tower
COD: The person who jumped off the tower fell on you and you cracked your skull on the ground from the impact.

[Angel~]

Time: Whenever you read this
Place: behind your computer
COD: The computer ate you

[Nonii]

time: next time you touch a computer.
Place: wherever you are when that happens.
COD: you overuse of "the computer ate you" as COD made your computer eat you.

[Vauxhall]

Time: Whenever you walk into a room with a computer
Place: Room with a computer
COD: The computer came after you next

[Angel~]

Time: Afternoon
Place: On the street
COD: A piano fell on you

[Blobsndrees]

Time: Midnight
Place: Bed
COD: The angel went to heaven

[Aurelia]

Time: In 45 seconds
Place: Somewhere on the street
Cause: The uniblob is abducted and killed by aliens

[Blobsndrees]

Time: right now
Place: Where you are right now
Cause: Died of laughter

[Angel~]

Time: in one nanosecond
Place: you know where you are
COD: Struck down by the wrath of Angel

[Blobsndrees]

Time: Later on in the day
Place: Train station
COD: Death note

[Angel~]

Time: tonight
Place: the kitchen
COD: your chicken ate you instead

[Blobsndrees]

Time: tonight
Place: dining room
COD: Your parents decided your food was not good enough so they ate you instead 

[Angel~]

Time: 11:11 pm
Place: your room
COD: your bed swallowed you whole

[Aurelia]

Time: Tomorrow
Place: Ballroom
Cause: Chandelier to the head

[Blobsndrees]

Time: Yesterday
Place: Chair
Cause: When you tried to sit on a chair, your friend pulled it back as a prank and you died from smacking your head on the seat.

[Aurelia]

Time: Three years from now
Place: Kitchen
Cause: You peeled onions, and couldn't stop crying. You cried until death.

[Blobsndrees]

Time: the day after tomorrow
Place: Chatroom
COD: You were forced to marry vaux

[Angel~]

Time: yesterday
Place: Cbox
COD: you married Liapoo

[Blobsndrees]

Time: right now
Place: right here
COD: Vaux became your son in law, I feel sorry for you...

[Angel~]

Time: now
Place: here
COD: death by glare

[Blobsndrees]

Time: now
Place: here
COD: death by glaring too hard

[Angel~]

Time: in 5 minutes
Place: underneath a window
COD: A piano was dropped on top of you

[Blobsndrees]

Time: When Vaux comes on
Place: In a church
COD: Vaux's confession that he actually liked you and he regrets not being able to marry you, but instead he will elope with you, but you are madly in love with dandi and so you refuse. The mad scientist goes mad and decides to have a lovers suicide. 

[Aurelia]

Time: Now
Place: The Transcendy forums
Cause: LIA DECIDES TO DIVORCE BLOB.

...
...
...

(Just kidding  )

Time: Last week
Place: A playground
Cause: Little kids swarm you and suffocate you

[Blobsndrees]

I almost  =>  for a second there 

Time: a long time ago
Place: Somewhere far far away
COD: Your teacher caught you playing with your phone and confiscated it.

[Aurelia]

LOL.... i wish i had seen your reaction.

Time: 1:00am
Place: Forums
Cause: Outlurked

[Blobsndrees]

oww

Time: Now
Place: Chatbox
Cause: Not keeping up

[Aurelia]

Time: Nao
Place: House
Cause: Heartattack from listening to JB over and over and over again...

[Vauxhall]

Time: In the future
Place: Your virtual home with Blob
Cause: Your marriage to Blob xD

[Angel~]

Time: in 21 hours
Place: Uni
COD: No assignment to hand in so the teachers killed you

[Vauxhall]

Time: Whenever
Place: Wherever you may be
Cause: A divine being will be sent to cleanse your blackened heart as a fallen angel but your heart would be too corrupt and instead of being cleansed, it crumbles into dust as you disintegrate into nothingness. {{Manly Poetry 101}}

I also happened across older posts AND WHAT. SINCE WHEN WAS I ANGE'S SON IN LAW AND I GOT MARRIED??? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GUYS DECIDE IN MY ABSENCE.

[Angel~]

Time: nao
Place: the Cbox
COD: your innocence was sucked out by the evil black angel and you become a sparkly evil vampire who will do evil deeds with the dark angel >:)

Krissy is my daughter, you were supposed to marry her > my son in law

[Vauxhall]

Time: 00:01
Place: Your bed
Cause: Reading too much manga during the holidays caused your eyes to implode quite horrifically over your laptop, and the burst blood vessels led to your eventual demise: blood loss. {{Manly Poetry 101}}

Oh. Supposed to? I think she was destined for the Fishbot Prince, lulz.
And you are forever doomed to be the grandmother of half-fish children. *thumbs up*

[Angel~]

Time: 12.12
Place: The cafetaria
COD: You die of embarassment when you come walking in with a HUUUUUUGE sombrero and everybody laughs at you  [SWEET REVENGE]

I will not have half-fish children, just very beautiful mermen and mermaids~

[Vauxhall]

Time: 12:15
Place: Cafeteria
Cause: HUUUUUUGE sombrero to the face. <3

[Angel~]

Time: 12:17
Place: Cafetaria
COD: tacos stuffed up your nose. <3

[Aurelia]

Time: Now
Place: Transcendy Forum Kingdom
Cause: YOU AND VAUXY STOP ARGUING. 

(Jeez. First angel and blob, and now Angel and vauxy.) 

[Vauxhall]

Time: Now
Place: At home, on your computer
Cause: Stressing over arguing when Ange and I ain't even arguing. o.0 (Or maybe she just like arguments with guys...)

[Pau]

time: Now
Place:here
COD: watching too much Angel wars (i.e angelxblob; angelxvaux) 

[Aurelia]

Time: Undecided
Place: At home
Cause: A nice and peaceful death, due to old age