WE NEED AN ASIAN TWILIGHT!!!

[icewing]

THE ASIANS NEED A TWILIGHT TOO!!!

Edward:  Jaejoong (from TVXQ)


Bella: Pick someone from SNSD!  Sunny!



Alice: Sooyoung!


Rosalie: Jessica! (i'm sorry for putting you in such an evil role)


Jasper: Ryeowook! or Siwon. they both have this.....PRINCE- like aura.



Carsile: G-dragon (from bigbang)  or whoever's old. in the kpop world of course........RAIN?

idk.
BIGBANG members can be other vampires. G-DRAGON!!!!!

and also SUJU.




I'm not gonna list every member cuz it's gonna take up WAY too much space. if i'm missing a nother band, like MBLAQ which i REALLY want to include Joon or Mir in there, please post!

kyaaaaaaaaaaaa.....MIR..........

[Eri]

I think that Jaejoong guy looks too innocent. I wouldn't buy that he's a vampire.

The only believable ones from that list are Alice & POSSIBLY Jasper I think, personally.

Besides, if you wanna remake Twilight, and make it halfway decent, you need to have more rough, gritty, believable characters - even for teens (who make rather crap vampires).

Personally Stephanie Myers and all those other authors who created this teenage vampire cult crap should be burnt at the stake for creating such a travesty to the good, sexy name of vampires. 

At the very least all vampires should be at least adult, and act with the believability that that they've seen as many moons as they have. Like.. a maturity beyond their years? something like that.

Anyway, gomen for making this post so negative. It just gets me down! RARGGH! 

[Furgeson]

I think if you had a snapshot of them in a mugshot, you'd know better.
These poses NEVER work.

[icewing]

naw. jaejoong can be pretty emo and scary lookin.  and they have gone through MUCH more than those american actors.  MUCH more.   from separations of family for YEARS or problems regarding false accusations of plagarism, they have gone through A LOT.

and jaejoong is the best. HE IS!!!!

[NieYiFan]

NO!!!!!   THIS HERESY CANNOT BE ALLOWED!!!! NOMORE VAMPIRES!!!! NO MORE WEREWOLVES!!!!   NO MORE GODFORSAKEN WEIRD ASS LITTLE LOVE AFFAIRS BETWEEN ADULTS AND BABIES!!!   * stomache twists* Acckk! Jane, stop!!! NO MOREA!!! JAAAANNNEEEEE!!!!!! 

[Furgeson]

Jane got raped?!!! O_O

(Bad things happen to those who say Meyer's name in vain... *cues the eery music >O)

[icewing]

yes so we need an ASIAN TWILIGHT!! kyaaaaaa jaejoong 

[NieYiFan]

Jane got raped?!!! O_O

(Bad things happen to those who say Meyer's name in vain... *cues the eery music >O)

* picks head off the ground* Nah , she kicked my ass. the affair i was a talkin bout was jacob and whatever the little monster babies name was.

[icewing]

JAEJOONG JAEJOONG JAEJOONG!!!!!!!!! 

DNA DNA DNA!!

BIGBANG BIGBANG BIGBANG!


SHOW LO SHOW LO SHOW LO!

KPOP KPOP KPOP KPOP KPOP!!!!!!!!!          

[Sharwin]

I don't think the world needs anymore Twilights. PS, you forgot to make them sparkle in the image. You can't tell if they'll fit unless they have that certain sunlight sparkle yo.

[icewing]

nah. the asians sparkle naturally 

[NieYiFan]

Does that ean theyre all gay??? Cause thats what it sound slike you said... I'm just sayin'.

[NieYiFan]

Does that ean theyre all gay??? Cause thats what it sound slike you said... I'm just sayin'.

For the record people i'm just teasing, I dont need a million pms of hate in my inbox. 

[icewing]

OMG. WHERE IS LIL?!?! I NEED TO SEE IF SHE REACHES 1000 YET!!  MWAHAHA..............LET'S ALL TAKE REVENGE OF THE HURT SHE HAS CAUSED IN ALL OF US...... 

[Furgeson]

Icey is just wasting her posts.
I wonder where it went so horribly wrong?
~_~ Yes Nie, they are ALL gay.

[icewing]

DIE YOU SHITHEAD LILY! 

[Furgeson]

Why do I get different treatment from Nie?

[icewing]

cuz Nie's your slave.  he sucks up to you cuz he doesn't wanna get steaknifed.

[Furgeson]

Since when was Nie my slave?
I'm sure Nie-chan won't be overjoyed when he next logs in and reads these comments.
Anyway, I'm creepy closer to 999.

[NieYiFan]

For the record, i only suck up to people who offer to scratch my ears.  But I love these conversations. I can actually hear the malice in your voices, the venom dripping from your lips, and the sound of the whetting stone on the keen edge of yur blades. Ooo, that was almost poetic

[NieYiFan]

For the record, i only suck up to people who offer to scratch my ears.  But I love these conversations. I can actually hear the malice in your voices, the venom dripping from your lips, and the sound of the whetting stone on the keen edge of yur blades. Ooo, that was almost poetic

I do so love getting my ears scratched. *pants*

[Furgeson]

._. Mph.
Nie is a dog. >O *runs away from teh puppy >_>

[icewing]

xD lil always freaks out at pets. xD

ah.....i remember the azn parties at Ashley's house where lil gets attacked by her cat. xD

[Furgeson]

That cat was the Furball from Hell.
Times change. These days, I just trap them in a cage and starve them to death. 

[icewing]

hm.........i still wonder if her cat had rabies. it was wild afterall. O_O

[NieYiFan]

I'm not just any dog... I'm a great dane. It's true, the test i took online told me so. THey're all trustworthy. Every1 knows that.

[icewing]

yes. i see. a loyal pet.  Nie. you aren't Lil's slave are ya?

[NieYiFan]

Now, children. I'm nobodies slave. I'm a slave to love, as any true great dane. and what I love, is manganime. And getting my ears scratched. But i've mentioned that before.

[Furgeson]

See? I told you he wouldn't be happy about it!
Anyway, I never claimed Nie-chan as my slave... As I said! I'm very selective about my slaves.

[icewing]

hm. i see.

that's ok Nie.  icey won't bother you anymore.....

[chery90]

That cat was the Furball from Hell.
Times change. These days, I just trap them in a cage and starve them to death. 

I hate cats too... They annoyed me...  i might try Lily's idea on trapping them... But i love watching kitten sleeping... I'm so twisted...

[icewing]

xD i like all good cats.  in my dream today i had a pet cat.  that was......dying 

[chery90]

  I bet your cat in the dream was tortured by Lily... 

[icewing]

xD   lets hope the cat tortured lil!

[Furgeson]

Mmph. Not when I still have my taser! 

[icewing]

ohohohohoh     

[Furgeson]

That's a convo stopper. A really prominent one, too!

[icewing]

   convo stopper?  hm.

[Disturbance]

we went from talking about an asian twilight to cats o.o

[chery90]

Amazing right?? We are totally talented creatures... 

[Disturbance]

Amazing right?? We are totally talented creatures... 

o______o i was scared by how shiki sounded so fierce like  spare me 
you should read it too. It scared the hell out of me when i first read his reply.

[chery90]

Ya i read it already... But i thought the message is for Icey and Lily... Anyway, Shiki can't blame us for that... Well, you know when a group of ladies start talking, they will talk from one topic to another... As you can see in Nie's introduction thread, we all end up talking about twilight...    That is truly the power of woman... 

[Disturbance]

Ya i read it already... But i thought the message is for Icey and Lily... Anyway, Shiki can't blame us for that... Well, you know when a group of ladies start talking, they will talk from one topic to another... As you can see in Nie's introduction thread, we all end up talking about twilight...    That is truly the power of woman... 

darling, it's for all of us, from lily to icy to me to you LOL (we're the group who have been spamming  )
he sounded really fierce though i was like 

[icewing]

HE HAS A PIECE OF WERR INSIDE HIM TOO! 

[Disturbance]

HE HAS A PIECE OF WERR INSIDE HIM TOO! 

you guys should tell me what werr did to you guys.
stop making me feeel lost 

[icewing]

when i was under his training..........

HIS TRAINING IS SO HARSH!!! 

[Disturbance]

when i was under his training..........

HIS TRAINING IS SO HARSH!!! 

what do editors do?

[NieYiFan]

I think they go through and decide wether or not our translations are any good. Bastards think they know better than every1 else!!! *shakes fist*

[icewing]

no. we clean raws. and typeset your translations! :D

[NieYiFan]

Oh, well thats ok then. Thank you for doing the gruntwork then.

[Furgeson]

Ya i read it already... But i thought the message is for Icey and Lily... Anyway, Shiki can't blame us for that... Well, you know when a group of ladies start talking, they will talk from one topic to another... As you can see in Nie's introduction thread, we all end up talking about twilight...    That is truly the power of woman... 

Come off your high chair Chery! We're partners in crime! 
(And Shiki's almost as womanish as Sharwie is woman.) >_> Meh.

[Furgeson]

Oh, well thats ok then. Thank you for doing the gruntwork then.

I think you ought to try it love.
It takes me roughly 10-15 hours to finish one chapter.
Let's not even count the QC correction hell.

[Furgeson]

HE HAS A PIECE OF WERR INSIDE HIM TOO! 

you guys should tell me what werr did to you guys.
stop making me feeel lost 

He's a monster.
he was always very talented and understanding, but he was THE Global Moderator.
Zain was a cute pink fuzzball next to Werr's whips.

[icewing]

Zain...........yep.  how about Xye?

[Furgeson]

I just hate Xye. There's not the same mix of fear and admiration as there is with Werr.
She's a black furball. >O

[icewing]

she was real nice to me compared to werr. 

[Furgeson]

Mmph. She's the head QC. What can I say?
I midly hate QCs. What about the head QC then? 

[icewing]

she's the head QC??

[Furgeson]

Yup. You didn't know? 

[icewing]

....NO....O_O XYE?

[Furgeson]

How slow can you get, darling? 
She's the equivalent of the Head QC.

[NieYiFan]

Oh, well thats ok then. Thank you for doing the gruntwork then.

I think you ought to try it love.
It takes me roughly 10-15 hours to finish one chapter.
Let's not even count the QC correction hell.

Like I said, grunt work. I'm glad i only have to translate the damn things. I has mad respect for those who can sit there and plug away at other peoples madness day after day.

[Furgeson]

Well, that's what I do.
Or correction, I am mad. 

[chery90]

I just hate Xye. There's not the same mix of fear and admiration as there is with Werr.
She's a black furball. >O

What did Xye do to you??! Did she torture you or something?? Xye was nice to me too... She's a cute black furball... 

[Furgeson]

>O OHOHOHO! She's the Head QC. Just read above...
The nice wittle convi I had with Icey. ~_~ QCs... *shudder* Does that mean I hate myself, too? 

[icewing]

ohohoho! QCs!

[Disturbance]

Oh, well thats ok then. Thank you for doing the gruntwork then.

I think you ought to try it love.
It takes me roughly 10-15 hours to finish one chapter.
Let's not even count the QC correction hell.

Like I said, grunt work. I'm glad i only have to translate the damn things. I has mad respect for those who can sit there and plug away at other peoples madness day after day.

agree. Translation can be a real hell when its all sounds better in mandarin than english o_o

[Furgeson]

TRANSLATION IS HELL. O_O. (But editing is worse XDDD)

[icewing]

cleaning is worse! i'm ok with typesetting but........not cleaning!  I HATE CLONING!! 

[chery90]

Does that mean working in a scanlation is like working in hell??! 

[icewing]

no. just cleaning. i'm not ok with cleaning!  i'm ok with PR and QC and typesetting but NOT CLEANING!     oh well. i'll live..

[Furgeson]

Not until you learn the tricks of delegating.

Half a QC... Done, off to Riz-i to do.
One chapter of I love HA... Done, off to Ayra to finish.  
(Kidding guys. Don't you DARE learn from my evil ways of nothingness! >O)

[icewing]

hypocrite. i'll ask zain to move this into the QC section.

[Furgeson]

The QC section? LOL! No, the fan fiction section!

[icewing]

?   

[chery90]

Aah... Cleaning... No matter how many time i tried, i never understand on how to clean... And the cloning part was like 

[icewing]

cloning

[Disturbance]

why from twilight...this became a thread on the jobs of transcendence which are like hell?

[icewing]

xD    that was before we enforced the non-spamming rule...or made it stricter.

jaejoonggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg and g-dragonnnnnnnnnnnnnn should definitely start in that.

[Disturbance]

I'm thinking some of the taiwan hotties could do the job of asian twilight, really. Am sick and tired of kpop fever.

[icewing]

WHAT!?!?!?    there are only a FEW taiwan hotties out there. blehhhh

I LOVE SUPERNOVA'S SUNGJE!!!!  and gwan su...   

--> sungje is the one with red hair at the beginning. <3

MV HD ENG l Supernova - ?? (On Days That I Miss You)?K-Pop August 2010?


but he's too feminine......<3

[Disturbance]

yeah, kind of cute i guess......the typical boyish hairstyle.

I'm tired of kpop fever, seriously.

[icewing]

aw.....then what are you interested in now?  taiwanese?

[Disturbance]

Neutral really.

[icewing]

WHAT!?!?!? NEUTRAL!?!?!? O_O. then...then...how about.....k trance? j trance? trance techno? O_O

[Disturbance]

neutrality :)

[icewing]

OMGOMGOMGOMG. i just had a great idea. maybe the kpop stars could make.....A PARODY OF TWILIGHT!!! 

[chery90]

OMGOMGOMGOMG. i just had a great idea. maybe the kpop stars could make.....A PARODY OF TWILIGHT!!! 

Who going to be the Edward, Jacob and Bella?? 

[Disturbance]

Edward - Siwon.
LOL

Jacob - Jay Park (i guess he looks quite fit)

Bella - erm.......erm.... erm................. Narsha!

[icewing]

NO WAY JAY PARK. jacob should be....JUNSU!! xD. idk. someone with ABS. and that's mostly everyone........OH. KIKWANG!!!

uh...edward? JUNSU!!! JAEJOONG!

bella? no way narsha. bella is just....ok. bella can't compare to narsha. CAN'T.

i would say..........Sunny? wait. no. nvm. uh...Gyuri? someone who does NOT have a six pack (like hyori) and still has a little abs.

hm....Nicole? wait. no. she's too dark....Jessica? everyone hates her but i think she'd be the best choice.

[Disturbance]

There you have it.

So quickie icey...do a photograph of them tgt like the twilight poster!

[icewing]

heh? like stick the people together? O_O.  that's not gonna look so good............

[Disturbance]

well, find somebody's who a pro at doing it then.

[icewing]

um.....sa....ki?  shi..ki? sharwie? 

[Disturbance]

PM icy.

they don't read this thread.

[icewing]

xD.  that's ok.....     i'll make a collage or something when i have time.

[Disturbance]

that would take time.

[icewing]

xD.

OMG UKISS KISEOP!! HE'S LIKE A DOLL! 





i like the second one better though....

he should play jasper! :D 

[Disturbance]

yeppp... his looking good.

[icewing]

i wish the REAL twilight had better actors. Kristin Stewart seems to be PRETTY BAD at acting. xD.