This is from another forum.
I'm such a nonsensical nooooob XD
Instructions:
Corrupt the wish above you. For Example:
Person a: I wish I could fly.
Person b: Granted, but when you fly, you'll fly naked.
And then go on to make another wish of your own.
Have Fun~ :goodjob:
I start: I wish that I had clothes that weren't shit.
~ but the moment you step out the door shit falls on your non shit clothes.
~ i wish i had a phone :touched:
-Granted, but the moment you use it, it explodes. XD
-I wish I could grow taller.
OMG I LOVE THIS GAME<3 :love: hahaha.. had this back on one of the old forums i used to go on
wish granted~ you're so tall now that you're body can't support itself. therefore you slowly become hunchbacked
i wish the sky was green!!! :o_o:
Granted, but now the rain's green too...and toxic o.o
I wish I had dozen roses.
Granted, but the roses's thorns prick your skin...making you slowly bleed to death.
I wish I had the ability to water-bend.
Granted, but you end up soaking yourself and by accidently killing your loved ones
i wish summer wasn't so hot.
Granted, but now it's below 0 all year round.
I wish I had caught up with the rest of you because i started this thread, yet am already getting pwned by all of you, and... T___T.
granted, yet you'll always be inferior to me ~ no matter how much you post. :wahaha:
I wish that chocolate wasn't fattening.
granted, but chocolate makes you lose your hair instead. XD
i wish i could time-travel.
granted, but you end up stuck in the machine.
i wish i had a muffin.
Granted, but I succesfully steal it and run away.
I wish I had an oven. I want to make coookiiiieeees. WHICH I will duly share with you all <3
But when you bake them, they always burn no matter what.
i wish dance camp didn't have to make me do splits.
Granted, but now you are forever locked in a split.
I wish Zeph would write me a plant planting guide.
but then the plants grow out of control like they're on steroids.
i wish camp ended.
Granted, but you'll have to go through dance training for the rest of your life. That is, until you die.
I wish Eri was more responsible
Granted, but once you come out, you'll be going to another camp and stuck in there. XD
I wish for an Andriod Phone :)
You SUUUUUUUCK. I already have an android phone. I'll give it to you, but now you give me an iphone.
I wish Charms wasn't moldy.
:touched: granted, and she'll be clean for the rest of her life.
i wish i had a hair net for dance recital
Granted, but you'll have to wear your hair in a hair net for the REST OF YOUR LIFE.
Along with a tuutuu. Which I can't spell.
I wish I knew how to spell.
granted, but you will soon forget the words that are too easy to spell. like I. and Me. ok. i don't think that makes sense. xD
i wish the dress i have to wear for the dance wasn't so........SHOWY
Granted, but everything else you wear is... SHOWY.
I wish that summers weren't so hot. Maybe an average of 70 degrees in MA, USA?
Granted. But your winters will be FREEZING
I wish I am Gackt.
granted, but if it's like that, you wont be able to marry him! O___O
I wish I could finish learning a language in ten minutes.
granted. But you will be stuck with an oversized looking brain.
I wish i can sing.
granted, but you will forever have bad vocals from over singing. if that makes sense.
i wish plane rides weren't so long
Granted, but then each plane ride will only last a few minutes, because... the pilot crashed into some mountains.
FATALITY.
I wish my eyes didn't hurt in the mornings. WHY?!
Granted! But then your eyes will hurt all other times of day (besides morning). FYI, your eyes hurt because you've been staring at the computer screen too long. So when you sleep they don't get fully rested and are still strained when you wake up. Silly! :dignose:
I wish that there would be more hot guys (and girls) where I live.
I doubt I've been staring at this thing too long.
Granted, but you are now possibly the ugliest among them, and they don't give a shit for you.
I wish that it was back in the middle of the school year. I like being stressed, rather than staring at this thing and thinking about th past.
granted, but you'll be stuck in the middle school forEVA.
i wish i had internet on the plane
Granted, but you drop your computer, and then POOF! Broken.
I wish Shiki wasn't dominating the games thread! O_O
but then it'll be lonely without him and you'll die of boredom and sadness.....
i wish i had better ramen
Quote from: icewing on July 31, 2010, 19:15
but then it'll be lonely without him and you'll die of boredom and sadness.....
i wish i had better ramen
but you pay a price for what you get.
Quantity over quality.
I wish i didn't have examinations.
but then you'll get stupid because of that.
i wish i could use the computer all i want.
Quote from: icewing on August 23, 2010, 15:12
but then you'll get stupid because of that.
i wish i could use the computer all i want.
but then blackouts and everything else could occur.
I wish I could taste all the delicacies in the world :love:
but then you'll become obese
i wish i had cake for breakfast
Granted, but as you take a bite it poisons you and you die.
I wish I could paint my room blue.
but then you mess it up completely and you have to do it over again
i wish i had more sleep
Granted, but you never wake up.
I wish I knew if I finally passed my cleaners training or not.
Quote from: Mizuiro on August 25, 2010, 21:56
Granted, but you never wake up.
I wish I knew if I finally passed my cleaners training or not.
but if you knew, you'll be underlily command, another lily slave.
I wish i knew more manga
but you'll be reading ALL of the yuri, yaoi, and messed up incest with your smut.
i wish i had something to eat....... :crywithno:
Quote from: icewing on August 26, 2010, 11:33
but you'll be reading ALL of the yuri, yaoi, and messed up incest with your smut.
i wish i had something to eat....... :crywithno:
but if you eat too much you'll be too bloated to do anything else.
I wish.......i could read manga in english all the way or chinese.
shoujo, smut......lemme come to you :wahaha: :goodjob:
but then you have no more english and chinese manga left to read
i wish i had perfect vision once again.
Quote from: icewing on August 26, 2010, 15:11
but then you have no more english and chinese manga left to read
i wish i had perfect vision once again.
but perfect vision doesn't last O_O
I wish i had.. a younger sibling.
but then you'll end up with a REALLY annoying little pest...
i wish winter here wasn't so long.......
Quote from: icewing on August 27, 2010, 11:11
but then you'll end up with a REALLY annoying little pest...
i wish winter here wasn't so long.......
but you will miss all the snow!!!!!!
i wish singapore had snow.
but then it'll snow all year and singapor will soon become a little icecap. uh. i mean. ice dot. :swt:
i wish my Zero squiby could evolve faster.
Quote from: icewing on August 27, 2010, 14:49
but then it'll snow all year and singapor will soon become a little icecap. uh. i mean. ice dot. :swt:
i wish my Zero squiby could evolve faster.
but then you'll grow him and he will ignore you foreva.
I wish I could have all the time in the world
but then you'll be full of pain from doing nothing for teh rest of your life.
i wish i had a tablet.
Quote from: icewing on August 28, 2010, 17:01
but then you'll be full of pain from doing nothing for teh rest of your life.
i wish i had a tablet.
but you'll be in pain carrying it...its heavy
i wish somebody bought me earphones.
tablets are about 2 pounds...........not heavy....O_O
@ disturby: but then they're REALLY crappy.
i wish i had more alone time.
But then no one ever comes near you ever ever again :'(
I wish I had some green tea pocky that I could eat right now. :o_o:
but then you'll eat all of it and feel sad you don't have anymore
i wish i had a better life
Quote from: icewing on August 30, 2010, 10:28
but then you'll eat all of it and feel sad you don't have anymore
i wish i had a better life
but you wouldn't have empathy for others ):
so mean.
I wish i had invisibility as a skill.
but then people would walk right into you
i wish school wasn't so busy
Quote from: icewing on August 30, 2010, 12:41
but then people would walk right into you
i wish school wasn't so busy
but you'll get bored if it wasn't.
I wish ... i could face up to people..
but then they'll get annoyed and kick you
i wish there were more hours in a day
Quote from: icewing on August 30, 2010, 13:23
but then they'll get annoyed and kick you
i wish there were more hours in a day
then you'll die sooner of boredom :goodjob:
I wish there was more time in the world to do what i really want to.
but then you'll have nothing to do later.
i wish i was rich AND happy.. AHA!!
Granted, but then you die young.
I wish I was more musically talented.
Quote from: Animus on August 31, 2010, 18:25
Granted, but then you die young.
I wish I was more musically talented.
but then you would be nion-talented in other areas.
I wish i had a better brain.
but then everyone will call you a nerd.
i wish it wasn't so hot and cold where i am
Quote from: icewing on September 01, 2010, 15:38
but then everyone will call you a nerd.
i wish it wasn't so hot and cold where i am
but you're already used to it.
I wish singapore had four seasons.
*GASP* you don't have the 4 seasons?!!?!? WHOA.
but then the snow is gonna kill everyone. the heat too. and pollen.
i wish school was shorter.
Quote from: icewing on September 02, 2010, 15:36
*GASP* you don't have the 4 seasons?!!?!? WHOA.
but then the snow is gonna kill everyone. the heat too. and pollen.
i wish school was shorter.
yeah. singapore only has one season.
SUMMER -.-
trophical climate much.
so the four weather patterns are.
Rain, (meaning a mix of sun + rain) , summer (Heat .... over 34 degrees), Drizzling until you get tired of it and wind (occassional reprieve)
If school was shorter, you'll have longer hours O_O and no breaks.
I wish i can change time.
but then the whole time thingy is warped and you can't fix it.
i wish peanut butter didn't have as much fat.
Quote from: icewing on September 03, 2010, 10:49
but then the whole time thingy is warped and you can't fix it.
i wish peanut butter didn't have as much fat.
well in most food products, its either fats/sugar -> diabetes. You'll get diabetes, because its too sweet.
I wish i was normal.
but then you're too average
i wish SAT was shorter.
Quote from: icewing on September 03, 2010, 16:10
but then you're too average
i wish SAT was shorter.
but then you wouldnt have time to study.
i wish my exams can get good grades.
but then you suddenly have memory loss on the day of the exam.
i wish fall was longer.
Quote from: icewing on September 04, 2010, 10:49
but then you suddenly have memory loss on the day of the exam.
i wish fall was longer.
then others will be shorter O_O'
i wish i could speak to god.
O_O. but then you'll get sucked into space and never come back............. :swt:
i wish i could do whatever i want.
Quote from: icewing on September 05, 2010, 12:26
O_O. but then you'll get sucked into space and never come back............. :swt:
i wish i could do whatever i want.
then you wouldn't have anythign to do.......
:omg:
i wished the world was fair.
but then it has to start all over to being unfair.
i wish the world was more clean.
Quote from: icewing on September 06, 2010, 11:20
but then it has to start all over to being unfair.
i wish the world was more clean.
but it will still get dirty again.
i wish the world was peaceful.
but it'll be too boring.
Quote from: icewing on September 07, 2010, 15:47
but it'll be too boring.
i wish anime and lynn could behave.
......... :swt: but they'll run away........
i wish the sky was prettier when it rains
then the rainbow would be boring.
i wish i had more chat threads.
but Catriona will kill ya.
i wish Cat was nicer.....i mean...you're nice already!
Quote from: icewing on September 09, 2010, 18:51
but Catriona will kill ya.
i wish Cat was nicer.....i mean...you're nice already!
she could be worse. like lily/werr.
I wish.............................switch girl would end soon. its already at chapter 85!
wait. REALLY!?!?
but it'll sadden the readers!
i wish essays were designed to be shorter
then it wouldn't be called an essay. It would be a .... paragraph. or a page.
in singapore we call it compositions =.= i have no idea why but its that.
I wish..... that singapore men population wasn't going to be extinct in 400 years.
O_O. there's no men?
then there will be TOO much men.
i wish i get less tired.
Quote from: icewing on September 11, 2010, 20:20
O_O. there's no men?
then there will be TOO much men.
i wish i get less tired.
but you will get less sleep.
i wish i could be more focused.
but then you'll be TOO focus.
i wish food can make people the happiest
but then more people will be obese.
i wish everything could flow easily in life.
but Socrates disagrees with you.
i wish plato died earlier. wait. never existed
i wish i could fly or something.
yea but you'll keep on flying all the way out into the universe and never get to come back.
i wish i was taller.
but then you're too tall and people laugh at you.
i wish i grew a LITTLE taller.
but then you will be mocked at for being average (i'm -.-)
I wish i was supergenius or something.
but then you're a geek
i wish foreign languages were easier
if they were easier, it wouldn't be called foreign language ya know (everybody will be learning it)
i wish...... i had a car
but you don't know how to drive it.
i wish i had more parties
granted: but no one talks to you at them
I wish I had live puppies for feet
but then they bite. :omg:
i wish i dont nose bleed that frequently. :yawn:
but then you'll have some other disease.
i wish life was good
but then it will get boring.
I wish life wasn't that much to complaina bout.
but then it'll be boring!
i wish people could make better swears.
it could sound worse.
i wish people could be less...... i mean... lesser of the two evils, perhaps?
.....huh?
i wish there were less stuck up people
but then you will have nothing to complain about then.
i wish that =.= i could eat whatever i liked.
but then you'll get fat.
i wish people don't get fat. ever.
then everything would be based on your dressing style or whatnot.
i wish we humans weren't so competitive.
granted ~ instead of competing with each other, people now get really hairy so everyone's equal... :omg:
i wish i could "glamor" people, like vampires do :o_o:
you could be bullied. O_O for acting like a ....... i guess VVIP?
I wish the world was fair.
but it's too fair and too boring.
i wish whales are bigger
later they too big.
i wish i cuold eat salmon
but by then all of them are extinct
i wish braces didn't hurt as much
then your teeth wouldn't be straight
I wish it was the old west....
but the new one is better
question?
i wish skipping was easier
but then other things would be harder.
I wish there was something to substitute coffee.
but then it doesn't taste as good.
i wish chocolate tasted good AND was healthy
well, you can't get the best of both worlds - one or none.
i wish i had a mechanism to *skip
but then you break a bone or something.
i wish the world had less CO2
Then all the plants would die
I wish my knees weren't always in pain
but then other areas will be hurt.
I wish i was as free as a bird
Granted, except birds arent free. As you know, many human being keep birds in locked cages, tightly secured behind bars, and forget to feed them. I believe Xye does that.
I wish that Xye's bird hadnt died under her care =__=
O_O. but then Xye wouldn't...uh...be Xye.
i wish people can't feel pain
then they will be hurt emotionally.
I wish we had unlimited brain power
but then it overloads like Koyo.
i wish i could see 10 years later Tsuna. <3
KHR would then END O_O horrifying.
I wish i could see what kwahira is O_O
but then he's actually really ugly.
i wish G was back again.
But it would mean a time reversal O_O or something
ahem. question?
i wish tsuna wins shimon.
obviously, but it would mean the future arc would end earlier.
i wish tsuna and shimon wwould unite again as brothers.
ohohoho! but then there would be no battle and memories of the 1st bosses.
i wish the sun explodes in a hundred years.
then there will be global warming.
i wish there wasnt global warming and climate change.
but that's just how the world is.
i wish i knew both korean and japanese
but then you'll fail both.
I wish i knew japanese.
but then you'll have more to translate and less time to sleep.
i wish Xye actually looked at my QC. it's been a while.
but then you have to waste lots of time..........
i wish i had more time. *skip
but then life would have no meaning.
i wish i had a sweater
but you will still lose it.
I wish i had something to cover my face up with (im hideous)
*GASP* NO DISTURBY!! YOU WILL NOT COVER UP YOUR FACE! we are all beautiful! (our harem)
i wish forums could have audio tags
then you will keep hearing the music that charmy hates.
I wish forums could be omnipotent.
but people need their privacy
i wish mangafox gives our scans better quality
It could be worse.
I wish SG would end soon.
but the extra is taking forever
i wish someone could do my work for me
then you'll have nothing to do.
I wish................................i had something to do. :yawn:
but then you're a couch potato.
i wish chicken nuggets are healthy
but you'll grow fat from eating too much.
i wish there wasn't fats
that's why they're healthy......O_O
but then we'd all die.
i wish people were nearly perfect
everybody would be looking and poking out each other flaws.
I wish humans were perfect.
but then everyone is so boring now.
i wish people were nicer
then they will not be human.
I wish the world was fair
but then the economy will face disaster. some bribery might save our planet.
i wish there wasn't any bribery
the world is imperfect.
I wish i had more time.
but then who has extra time?
i wish my hands were always warm *skip
then you'll never know whats it like to be cold.
i wish....................i had more free time.
but then i already answered this question....xD
i wish hw could be done magically! *skip
but then they'd be done wrong
i wish my mid-term would be easy
but then what's the point?
i wish my hw could be done perfectly by itself. HA! TAKE THAT!
but it's always in 6 different languages
I wish i had a job
but then you'll become unemployed. again.
i wish i could be MIA without anyone knowing
but you'll still return anyway......
i wish i could travel the world
but you don't have the money.
i wish i had a nice soul
but you'll be corrupted by lily anyway.
I wish there wasnt any corruption.
but no matter what you still end up corrupted.
i wish people do not get angry
but then they will be all machoist and sadistic.
i wish people weren't so sadistic.
but then where will lily go?
i wish sharwie wasn't scaryyyy
but then everybody else will be.
I wish it would rain more.
but then a flood starts.
i wish the world was PERFECTO!
but then there'd be no people in it.
i wish my physics homework would do itself correctly and punctually, and that I could find it when I need to turn it in. :o_o:
xD. but then what will you learn?
i wish everyone is healthy and no anorexia or bulimia.
but then our lives would all be shorter
I wish my brain could gain knowledge as I want it to.
but then you suddenly end up with brain fever.
i wish my book reports could be done
but then you'd never find them :donwan:
i wish time could stop just long enough around me that I could finish my english essay and my college essay.
then its today's the deadline.
i wish time could stop and then i'll get to do things i have to do in the future - so I DONT HAVE TO DO THEM ANYMORE~ :=D:
but then the world becomes messed up because of what you did
i wish i could find anyone (as in stalking) SHARWIE! *skip
you will never...because sharwie is ghostie~~~
I wish i know somebody whose in transcendence, from real life.
(not that i don't.... but it would be nice...)
but then they could hunt you down more easily
i wish my brother was less annoying
but then it's boring! xD
i wish netizens were more caring
then they would be humanitarians instead
I wish no corruption existed
but then icey would've been naive
i wish little kids weren't as naive
or else why is adults that corrupted?
i wish everybody was naive.
but then no one is in reality anymore.
i wish i don't bump into corners or into doors anymore
but then there would be neither corners nor doors. :woohehe:
I wish college apps were shorter and easier
Granted, but the none of the colleges you wish to go to accept you.
I wish I could find my earphones/ I FOUND my damned earphones T.T
but then they fall down into the toilet and are GONE FOREVA.
i wish candy was healthy! :D
Granted, but they taste bad. really bad.
I wish i didn't have to write an essay at ten thirty at night on holloween (which is what i'm doing now)
but then you'll fail that class.
i wish my squiby miriel evolved sooner.
then you'll have to find another cute squiby to replace which takes time.
I wish i was more motivated
but then the motivation dies.
i wish i'll have a good life.
but you will still die anyway. <.<
I wish i have more motivation.
but then you'll run out of it soon enough.
i wish gum didn't lose its flavor
but then it'd get stuck in your hair :=X:
I wish english teachers graded easier :)
but then you'd still fail.
i wish i could eat all the deserts i want and not get fat.
I can't really corrupt that. I'd be impressed if you could eat even one desert.
If you mean dessert then i'd have to say
But you'd always be sick from all the sugar.
I wish people would stop using the word "epic" improperly.
O_O :=X: i meant desserts xD. hm...AHA! I FOUND IT! nvm... :swt:
*skip
but then people won't use it at all.
icey! you didn't wish for anything! D:
i wish unicorns were real.
ack. i'm being infected by disturby.
but then all the horses will disappear.
i wish people don't "HATE"
but then we wouldn't have a word to describe those really really really really annoying people
i wish people didn't use the word "evil"
but then the theory of good vs evil wouldn't be there
i wish i had more money
xD i think melan answered the wrong wish. xD
i wish boba tea was more cheap
Then, the ingredients they used wouldn't be as good causing the boba tea to be disgusting
I wish I would stop procrastinating.
but then you'll get tempted to procrastinate again.
i wish my hw could be done
but it will take hours to dooooo.
i wish i could drink lots of soda.
but then it's bad for you. really bad.
i wish i could get allowance.
but you will spend it.
i wish i had money to shop
But then you would have to work for the money which means you have less time to do homework & stuff.
I wish in the forum games, like every 50 posts or so could count at least as 1 post toward your post count.
WHY?
but they you'll never get to Transcendent.
i wish i had time to read Nobless
(side note: but forum game posts don't count as anything so it would actually help)
but then you wouldn't have time to do anything else
I wish my dog was more obedient.
but then i'll get sick of doing that and rebel again
i wish flies don't exist
but then you wouldn't be able to slap someone on the face and say "you had a fly on your face" :bingo:
I wish it rained ferrero rochers *skip
But then all the forests would die from lack of rain.
I wish Assassin's Creed 3 was out NOW.
stabstabstab
but then you won't have the time to play it.
i wish there was a secret fruit that could cure any disease
sure but you'd never find it :)
I wish I didn't have to apply to schools I don't want to go to.
but then your future will be horrible.
i wish do well in life.
but your life would be incredibly short. :O
I wish things would always work out like they're supposed to
but then it's way to boring.
i wish good tasting gum lasted longer
but the aftertaste when you've chewed it for too long is twice as gross.
I wish information could be programmed into my mind.
but then there's too much of it, causing damage to the brain.
i wish i had a some chocolate right now.
too much of it will make you fat
i wish i could have high metabolism
but then people would be jealous leading them to plot your death :heeee:
I wish I could meet Gackt-sama :donwan:
But he doesn't talk to insignificant mortals.
i wish someone would figure out what's wrong with my knees
that's what doctors are for right?
I wish i will recover from this stupid sickness soon.
but then you can't go around making people scared of you
I wish there would be a white christmas this year :donwan:
but then it'll have 2 feet of snow and you can't get out of your driveway.
i wish my computer had longer lasting battery life
probably the features of the laptop isn't good.
I wish i could see winter.
but then it'll turn into the desert in antarctica
i wish it snows where it's supposed to snow
doesn't it already?
i wish for world peace and no global warming *skip
but there's never world peace and global warming is natural.
i wish i had a cellphone. TT.TT
lol you don't have a cell phone? oh but then you'd get cancer easier!
I wish i could open my presents now! :donwan:
but then u will be disappointed when you really open them.
I wish i could just TAKE and not give presents :D
but then your soul will not be satisfied/ the satisfaction of giving???
i wish my name was bob :=X:
that's a boyish name and you'll get teased.
I want to name my future son Dylan.
LOL
is that your wish lol?
but then you'd have to have a son and that's expensive and painful
I wish all my translations were done without me having to do it
Granted, but they'll all be wrong translations and you'd still have to do them again :=D:
I wish clothes that I buy would magically fit myself perfectly.
you will have to wait for the next 100 years and also it would be quite expensive to upkeep.
I wish i had no papers.
but then your teacher is gonna give you...TONS OF PROJECTS.
i wish i had a magical wand that could make everything back to what is was
but then you would be like aged 100+ when that happens.
I wish i could magically transport myself.
Granted, but you never get to where you are trying to teleport to!!!!!
I wish I had ebony-colored wings and could fly!
but then you will never ever find a place to land.
I wish i can recover soon.
Granted, but then you get hit by a car and die....
I wish I could use magic!
but then you would have to sacrifice something impt in order to use it.
i wish that movies could get better.
Granted, but you go blind and deaf, so you can't enjoy them...
I wish I could read minds.
but then you would hear all those things that you rather not hear like insults directed at you.
i wish life could be better
Granted, but you don't live long enough to enjoy it...
I wish I had a good boyfriend...
granted, but something will go wrong eventually.
I wish i dont have any sicknesses.
Dranted, but you get killed by an axe murderer.
I wish I didn't have allergies.
then you die younger o.o.
i wish everything was fair.
Granted, but now life is dull.
I wish I was a real vampire.
granted but you will kill your most loved people
i wish my crush would like me back...
Granted, but he turns out to be a manipulative and abusive person.
I wish my girlfriend didn't live so far away.
Granted, but then you find uot she's really a he...
I wish I had a lifetime supply of chocolate...
Granted, but then you are diagnosed with diabetes and can't eat it.
I wish I could sleep in more often...
Granted, but then you miss out on everything you want to do because you slept through it...
I wish I had purple hair with black streaks
Granted, but you start balding before your mid 20s.
I wish the school days would be shorter.
Granted, but they're ten times harder and twice as boring...
I wish I could dance...
Oh me too! :D
Anyways.... Granted, but you lose the ability to excel in anything else.
I wish I can get my braces off now.
I know how you feel... Mine is an ankle brace, though :D
Granted, but your teeth end up coming out with them...
I wish I didn't have to take Algebra 2...
Granted but you all your other lessons are worse (much much worse)
I wish I can do all my work just by thinking it!! [ace :=D:]
Granted, but now every time a thought pops into your head it happens. (I wish that guy would just drop dead... *dies*)
I wish that I lost the keys to my new Fararri.
Granted, but you lose everything else as well.....
I wish I could ship my little brothers off to Timbucktoo (prob. misspelled... oh well...)
...granted, but then you realize you actually miss them. o.O
I wish the snow would hurry up and melt already.
Granted, but then the temperature suddenly drops and freezes it all, so you have the ground covered in ice instead...
I wish I had a Harley Davidson motorcycle and a license to drive it...
But you'd crash and lose all the skin on your legs and arms.
I wish there was nore more bloody Daylight Saving Time in Canada.
Granted, but now there's no daylight either :D
I wich I had a "modified" Mustang Mach One, done in purple and black :D
Granted, but its pocket sized. >3
I wish california wasnt sinking.
Granted, now it's floating in the air!! :D
I wish I was beautiful...
granted! But now you have creepy stalkers! :omg:
I wish sharks were vegetarians!
Granted, but they eat all the kelp forests and other important vegetation, starting a chain reaction that ends up with the entire inter-ocean ecosystem being destroyed.
I wish I didn't have to answer the phone at work.
granted but forever on you wont be able to speak and you eventually fade away (as do all memories of you do too)
I wish Kataki would accept me as a half-sister on the Transcendence Family tree
granted, but then the tree dies. :(
I wish for a magic fairy that does all my chores for me =D
Granted, but then I steal her.... XD
I wish I didn't have to clean the cat's litter box...
granted but your cat will die.
I wish I had a speeder bike
granted but there is just the bike (no wheels, handlebars etc.)
i wish all the work i ever need to do gets done without me needing to do it
Granted, but you have to pay $100 an hour for the maid to do it, and she's a T-total bitch, but you can't find anyone else willing to take the job...
I wish I had violet hair and eyes...
Granted, but your eyes and hair would be noticeably different and vaguely uncomplimentary shades of violet, and the mismatch would slowly drive you bonkers. Eventually it would get so bad that even a glimpse of yourself in a mirror would trigger a maniac episode and/or fainting.
I wish I could find a perfect pair of sandals that is available in my size and isn't crazy expensive... TT.TT
granted but you have to travel all round the world before finding them and they aren't crazy expensive, they are so expensive it unaffordable even for the richest people in world's money put together. and they become really disgusting after you wear them for 5 minutes...
I wish that time would slow down so I could fit everything in in life...
Granted, but you're currently sitting through an algebra lecture thats gonna feel like it's dragging on 50 thousand years longer than normal. And after algebra, you have to go english and study prepositional phrases.
I wish I had pizza right now :love:
I enjoy maths and english!! :love:
Granted but you can't even move theres that much
I wish I can do great in flute and piano without practising...
but then you will suck in your studies.
I wish i was excellent at everything.
granted, but you'll live forever with a giant head.
i wish my dog wouldn't be so mean.. :'(
Granted but it'll be really lazy and eventually not eat and die... :touched:
I wish life wasn't so hard and tough
Granted, but now your life is so easy and you're surrounded by so many Mary Sues and Gary Stues that you bore yourself to death.
I wish...for more time.
Granted but time drags on making it feel like its longer but its just stretched out longer
I wish to have my way in everything!
Granted, but when you have your way in everything, you only have yourself to blame when screws up.
I wish that I knew Japanese so I could read raws. :donwan:
Granted but you are piled with all the work to do
I wish for summer holidays to be sooner!
Granted, but they'll be over sooner too.
I wish I had more motivation to get things done...
Granted but you do everything and the world goes to a deep sleep because of that and so you do more and more and die of exhaustion
I wish i had more exams and stuff! (not really but yano :=X:)
Granted, but now you're dead from *stress.
I wish that homework didn't exist. =_=
Granted but then you'd have to do Home-Learning like I do... :omg: :vomit:
I wish I could be good at things with no practicing or revision.
granted but you'll be so good, no one wants to be friends with you :touched:
i wish summer will never end.
granted but suddenly everything froze in the middle of summer.
I wish I could have multiple wishes.
Granted, but then everybody would look for a way to corrupt them. :goodjob:
I wish that I had skill in performing arts.
Granted you would be awful awful awful in everything in life
I wish people wouldn't try to corrupt my wishes if my wish for multiple wishes came true.
Granted, but you can never remember what it was you were going to wish for in the first place.... XD
I wish my cat would stop being a klepto!!!
Granted, but now he's/she's has an uncontrollable gas problem. >>;
I wish I had a giant box of peanut butter captain crunch! =D
(thats a delicious cereal btw, for those of you who are deprived of it's yummy-yummy-goodness like everyone who lives in AUSTRALIA! >.<)
Granted, but you can't eat it, because it's all FAKE!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! XD
I wish I was blind...
wow that was so mean HAHAHA!
Granted.... BUT you're constantly blinded by light!
I wish I had some glow in the dark pink nail polish =D
Granted. but all your nails fall off :omg:
I wish it was warmer outside.
Granted, but you're always cold....
I wish I was a fallen angel, they're so cool...
Granted but he not gorgeous and he has a gas problem >>;;;
I wish I could read and speak Japanese so I didnt hafta wait on slow translations for manga XD
Granted, but you are BANNED from manga for EVA!!!
I wish I weren't so ugly...... :(
Granted but I put glue on yoour face. ^0^
I wish for a corrupted wish.
Granted, but then I fix it!
I wish to be able to SLEEP!
LOLOLOL.
Granted but Renny keep bothering you to go with to somewhere.
I wish renny can suffer from this " :love:"
Granted, but u suffer along with her.
U wish I had ice cream right now ;__;
Granted. But it's grass flavor...
I wish I could go to Greece right now !!
granted, it been raining for a long time .
I wish I can eat
Granted but you can't stop eating.
I wish it wasn't so cold in my house.
Granted! But it is still cold outside and you need to leave the house anyway.
I wish to eat the most delicious creme brulee.
granted but you'll eat so much that you'll get sick.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
granted but now you can't breathe in the air
I wish that I won't need my glasses anymore
Quote from: NibbPower on February 03, 2012, 16:37
granted, it been raining for a long time .
I wish I can eat
It was raining yesterday but today we had a beautiful sun !! Anyway it is still better than in France where everything is frozen !!
Granted, but you will get blind !!
I wish it will still be sunny there !!
Granted but the sun will burn so much that you won't be able to get out of the house during the day.
I wish I had some dwarfs to do my work for me.
Granted but they will eat you as payment.
I wish I could read minds
Granted but you would never stop slapping them (for their ridiculous thoughts).
I wish I could have a 13,000 pound elephant ballerina to dance with me.
Granted, but during the waltz the elephant trips over your feet and collapses on top of you...
I wish summer vacation would come sooner!! *stress
Granted, but vacation will only last for a day. :=D:
I wish I had nicer handwriting.
Granted but you'll never be able to find anything to write with or write on again.
I wish I could win a million dollars.
Granted but it was monopoly money.
I wish I was taller.
Granted! But then because you left a day earlier than scheduled, your bus got caught behind a street carnival and had to take a ridiculous 5 hour detour...
I wish I were taller!
Granted but now you are too tall and you can't buy clothes and walk through doors etc.
I wish I didn't have to do exams to prove my brains.
Granted but you have more homework instead.
I wish I had better eyesight.
Granted but you have such good eye sight you can only see clearly things on the other side of the world and nothing close by.
I wish my wish won't be corrupted.
granted but from now on all your other wishes will be corrupted twice.
^ You didn't make a wish for me to corrupt :touched:
I wish for chocolate candy!
Granted, but that is the last you will ever get.
I wish for inspiration!!
NO MORE CHOCOLATE?! :omg:
Wish granted! Buuuut you're inspiration is short lived and doesn't return for a few years. ;3
I wish for a new writing tablet.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!! :omg:
Inspiration.... :crywithno:
Granted. But it was a chocolate tablet :33
I wish for a guitar.
That'd be no good! It'd melt in my hands D: :omg:
Granted. But it was a plastic toy guitar.
I wish for all the manga in the world!
Noooo, I want a real oneeeeeeee~~~~~
granted. But a mysterious fire burns them all.
I wish for the ability to pause the time and walk around frozen people!
granted but you cant defreeze time anymore so you are trapped
i wish could sleep better
Granted, but you can't wake up anymore
I wish for my journey to be over.
granted but that is your last journey
i wish that exams aren't hard
Granted. But they are only for non credit classes.
I wish someone finds my brains and returns them in working order!
Granted, but now they last much much longer
I wish for me to be more awake
Granted but now you cant ever sleep again. However tired you are.
I wish that pyros would come back already.
Granted, but when they do, you'll spontaneously combust.
I wish I could make manga faces in real life...
Granted but they'd be in chibi form forever.
I wish I could learn more languages in my sleep.
Granted but you cant communicate with anyone ever again
I wish werrie would come back already
Granted, but he'll only be back for thirty seconds XD
I wish I had some ice cream *sigh*
[30 seconds is still good!]
granted but its all melted down and mouldy
i wish i could have another hairstyle to put my hair in
Granted, but you will become bald after5 min
I wish for more hours in a day
Granted, but there are more hours of night now too! ^^
I wish I wasn't so sleepy! *dead
[which is bad how?]
granted but you will fall asleep at random moments.
I wish my back didn't hurt so much!
granted but now everywhere hurts insanely
i wish i wouldnt be bored so often
Granted, but now there are too many things that interest you to decide.
I wish take-out chinese didn't make you hungry again in an hour.
granted, now it makes you hungry again in half an hour
I wish I could PR at school...
Granted, but when you do, you'll never get anything done!
I wish I had a better Physics teacher!
OTL
Granted, but he will be very strict, demeaning and give loads of homework
I wish I wouldn't get ill or sick again...
(I really don't wanna corrupt that wish... :swt: but...
Granted, but you'll always feel the symptoms of sickness...
I wish I had some icecream~
(harsh corruption.... :swt: )
Granted, but you will give it to me and not get a bite
I wish I could play my bass guitar really well so I can join a band :o_o:
...that was a harsh one too... XD (OMG, I WANNA JOIN A BAND! Too bad i cant sing for my life....)
Granted, but the band will suck terribly!
I wish I could sing! ^^
this wish doesn't really need granting, but just in case you've gone mute, wish granted
However you are now tone death and also incapable of realising it
I wish I was god
granted, but you will be powerless with no friends
I wish for some chocolate
Granted, but as soon as you eat it, chocolate will never more exist on earth~
Now I wish I WASN'T SICK. T.T
Granted, but your friends will all get sick (it happened to me...)
I wosh for all my hoemworn that I need to catch up on was finished.... *cries& I'm drowninggg
Granted but once you finish you will drown in some more~
I wish for nachos.
Granted, but this is the last time you can eat them..
I wish for pizza... *starving*
Granted, but it will be years too old! ^^
I wish for a week off~
Granted, but you will never be free again!
I wish that I knew Japanese and Korean
Granted, but you'll forget english!
I wish for a fluffy cat... LOL
Granted but the hair will fall out...
I wish that I will never get fat again...
Granted, but you will never be able to eat junk food ever ever AGAIN!
I wish for a laptop~
(THANK YOU!!!)
Granted, but it will break down regularly
I wish for more tea~
(ANYTIME~)
Granted, but now your teacup will never empty, and you will get sick of it!!
I nao wish for some icecream~~ [but if i had my way I'd still wish for nachos XD ]
(yuck, I had that once... my sister kept refilling my cup when I had to drink to recover...)
Granted, but it is melted already (nacho-ice cream~?)
I wish for ice cream too....
LOL that ish terrible!!! T.T
Granted, but its nacho flavoured! XDD (Gee, i wonder how that tastes....)
I wish to see Avengers once moar~
(as do I... nacho ice cream...)
Granted, but you can't watch LOTR ever again.
I wish for more hours in a day
(Aww man......)
Granted but now there is no moar night!
I wish for sleep~
Granted, but you will never wake up and bishis coming to kiss you awake will fall alseep as well
I wish for more real-life bishis in school...
Granted, but then all the ugly guys get jealous and kick them out
I wish my QCs would stop coming all at once and then leave me with nothing to do
Granted, but now you will.always be busy
I wish for the ability of not needing sleep
Granted, but you can't contact anyone outside your timezone
I wish I could not procrastinate
Granted, but now you can never stop working
I wish that I wouldn't have to get up so early
Granted, but you have to sleep REALLY early every day.
I wish to go to Europe~
Granted, but you will have to meet the evil birdie mistress then...
I wish I could travel around Asia for a year or two
(YAYS! :3)
Granted, but you will get sick the moment you get there~
I wish I was 7 again~
(I probably will...)
Granted, but now you can never grow up~
I wish that I could identify music by hearing it.
(You can't?)
Granted, but you will never be able to identify anything else.
I wish for more pumpkin pie~
(Some I can, but I wanna know the artist and the name!! I'm just like, ah I know this song...)
Granted, but you will only ever eat pumpkin pie for the rest of your life
I wish for my working experience place to be closer to my homestay.
(THANK YOU!!! and LOL its okay~ will hopefully come one time? XD)
Granted but now you'll never leave home
I wish for a good book to read
(NOOOOOO I wanna travel around the world!!!!)
Granted but it will be the only book that you can ever own.
I wish for more redbull to drink in a day
Granted but you'll never be able to sleep again !!
I wish my Uni was closer to were I live !!
Granted, but you now live at your Uni
I wish for shorter working days (ish completely smashed... NOOO PR PROJECTS STAY WITH MEEEEE)
Granted, but now your short working days seem MUCH longer :3
I wish for the sun to come out...
(Mr. Sun... where did you go?)
Granted, but you will burn to ashes nao!! :wahaha:
I wish for more money to buy stuff (ish bad at saving money... NEED TO BUY MOAR STUFF!!! :donwan: )
Granted, but now you can't spend it! ^_^
I wish for moar time to do my Calc homework... T.T
Granted but all you'll never be able to do anything else.
I want a selfwarming handwarmer for the winter
Granted, but they will burn your hands~
I wish it wasn't so cold outside...
Granted, but now it will be freezing every time you're inside.
I wish I could turn invisible (not sure if this one's been used).
Granted. But you'll be the only one you'll be invisible to, and you won't ever know it.
I want a unicorn!
Granted, but the horn will fall off making it just a regular horse
I wish for an anti-anger ray to use on Zephy
(LOL!!! Look Zephzeph, moar proof of your scariness! ^_____________^)
Granted, but it will never work!
I wish redraws took one second each. XD
Granted but they'll be awful.
I wish I could play cello perfectly
Granted, but you'll be the only one to hear it. (Got you back! lol)
I wish I was more coordinated.
Granted, but you can never be relaxed again
I wish for a trip to Japan and South Korea
Granted, but they'll have switched places before you land.
I wish for a cupcake.
granted, but it'll be such an disgusting cupcake that you'll never ever want one again.
I want a boyfriend like Tsubaki (but then my age)*__*
Granted~ But the relationship won't work out in the end... *tear*
I wish for snow!
Granted, but it will all be yellow.
I wish for an indoor pool.
Granted but it'll occupy ALL the indoor floors and you can't swim.
I want magic powers
Granted, but they won't work
I wish for a slim figure
Granted, but you'll never be able to find clothes that fit you.
I wish I had some pie.
Granted, but it will be a mud pie
I wish for me to plan things better
Granted but it'll turn out worse.
I wish everything turns out fine tomorrow!!!
Granted, but the results will be terrible
I wish for my injury to quit nagging me
Granted, but everything else will be injured and start nagging.
I wish I owned my own planet together with my bestfriends ^_^
Granted, but you would have terrible fights all the time
I wish for essaywriting to dissapear
granted, but you'll have super hard exams ALL the time.
I wished I could change my haircolor as i wished all the time without having to color it over and over again.
[I already have...]
Granted, but your skin will always look yellow
I wish for my bed
granted but it'll be filled with burning coals that can't be removed.
I wish for this subject to become interesting.
Granted, but then all other subjects will bore you.
I wish for business to pick up at work.
Granted, but then you'll have almost no time for reading manga anymore.
I wish I could talk to cats...
(I loved this game in the forum I used to go to, great to find it here as well^^)
Granted, but then they'll NEVER. SHUT. UP.
I wish my cold would go away so I would not have to blow my nose every other minute... :sick:
Granted, but you'll have to blow it every second.
I wish I could use magic to move and do things. (like cooking, moving furniture and stuff like that)
Granted, but then everyone you know would annoy you with requests for help :-)
I wish the heating would finally be fixed at my place.
Granted, but it will be too hot all the time
I wish for my headache to dissapear
granted, but you're headache will disappear by fainting (and being out for at least 15 min) whenever it's going to appear.
I wish it was November 13th already!
Granted, but the event you're waiting for will be moved to the 14th, so you'll have to wait even longer...
I wish I wouldn't have to get up early tomorrow.
granted but you'll have sleepless nights for a whole week.
I wish my lil cousins were here <3
granted, but I took them away, because I have the power to.
I wish I can start training as an editor. D:
Granted, but then we'll suddenly have an influx of editors and only need translators.
I wish I could go to Norway to see aurora borealis.
Granted, but aurora borealis dissapeared
I wish for my schoolwork to stop being this much I WILL DIE THIS WAY BAKA TEACHERS!!!
Granted, you'll have fewer tasks, but they will be a lot harder...
I wish it'd stop raining...
Granted, but It'll NEVER EVER rain again.
I wish I pass ALL my exams from now on.
Granted but you will fail at everything else.
I wish I was better at writing essays.
Granted, but you'll never be able to do math equations again.
I wish for some hot chocolate.
Granted, but it cools down before you can take the first sip.
I wish it was summer^^
Granted, but you'll have a weird summer blizzard.
I wish the cereal I bought didn't taste like cardboard.
Granted, but it'll taste like Brussels sprouts instead (my least favourite vegetable...)
I wish I had a robot to do my work.
Granted, but it will malfunction really soon
I wish for my bosses to be less scary...
granted, but he/she will becom so awfully cute that you won't be able to even look at him/her, let alone talk or following her orders.
I wish I could understand my bird
Granted, but it'll talk about food all the time and that'll make you hungry^^
I wish I could read and understand every book in 5 minutes.
Granted, but you won't remember it.
I wish for my homework to be done
Granted, a genie will do it perfectly - but in a language that you don't speak.
I wish I didn't have to do the dishes.
Granted, but you'll have to clean the whole house.
I wish the hot cocoa I made tonight didn't taste like crap. (Weird liquor flavoring)
Granted - it'll taste like beer instead.
I wish I wasn't that lazy anymore...^^
Granted, but then you'd become a workaholic :)
I wish i wasn't sick!
Granted, but then you'll be doubly sick next week!
I wish I the camera god would smile upon me and stop preventing me from buying a new camera. *sob*
Granted, but the pictures you'll take with your new camera will all show ghosts^^
I wish my laptop wasn't so slow.
Granted, but now you have to chase it down every time you turn it ob
I wish that I didn't need sleep
Granted, but you'll have to dream while you're awake and lose touch with reality.
I wish I could get up the energy to take my kid shopping today...
(I'm pretty much at that stage already so its all good xP)
Granted, but you have so much energy you are moving too fast for your kid to keep up with
I wish for longer.holidays and shorter school periods
There ya go, but now they depend more on homework
I wish for more booze
Granted! (And I'm coming over) But you'll suddenly only be able to handle one drink and I get the rest.
I wish we had a second car so I didn't have to take my husband to & from work (45 minutes away).
Granted, but it won't work most of the time, so you'll still have to drive him to work^^
I wish the winter holidays had started already...
Granted, but they only last 2 days
I wish for tickets to the concert of The Script...
granted, but now it has been canceled
i wish for my programming assignment to work
Granted, but when you hand it in it will dissapear
I wish for the winter to be over
granted, but now it is 40+ C
i wish i could sleep
Granted, but you'd have such a great dream that you wouldn't want to wake up... but you will, and then you always long for it^^
I wish I'd be paid without having to work.
Granted, but all the money would be counterfeit.
I wish for a cheeseburger.
Granted, but the person who made it sneezed on it before giving it to you~
I wish I had my driving permit ^.^
Granted, but you won't have a car, so it'll be useless.
I wish it was new year's eve already^^
Granted, but you'll sleep through the whole thing.
I wish for my illness to go byebye at last
Granted, but then you'll get a new one.
I wish for a day with NOTHING to do at all.
Granted, but you'll be bored out of your mind.
I wish that I could watch more episodes of the game of thrones!
Granted, but you'll have to wait till March '13... ( I'm waiting, too, so why shouldn't you? XDDD)
I wish I had a cat, or better even, two cats^^
(^ I won't have to, I just started with my family, so we get more tonight!)
Granted, but they will tear apart your home with their nails
I wish for a fully cooked christmas meal with no work whatsoever
Granted but you'll have to go to a restaurant for it.
I wish for a baguette.
Granted, but it'll be hard and dry.
I wish for cake XD
Granted, but it will be partly eaten by mice.
I wish for my granny to quit whining about stuff
Granted, but she'll start telling you stories about her youth for hours ( that's what my grandma does, and even though she definitely has interesting things to say, it gets boring after too many repetitions...)
I wish I could go on holiday to a warm and sunny place.
Granted, but you will get a heatstroke and have to stay inside during your trip.
I wish for my job to pay more...
granted but it'll become so disgusting you won't be able to do it anymore.
I wish my pages would clean themselves!
Granted, but they will clean themselves so well that you end up with blank pages.
I wish for early mornings to go byebye :bye:
granted, since the sun rise will happen after you had to get up.
OOps forgot my wish xD
Wish I could read ppls mind
Granted, but you can only read the unpleasant things people are thinking, so you'll end up hating everyone.
I wish I could get free books at my favourite bookstore.
Granted but they'll be sooooo awful that you'll never want to read anything ever again. Not even a chat.
I wish I could know what to do about everything that troubles me.
Granted, but now you'll be bored out of your mind
I wish for superpowers
granted but you won't be able to control them and you'll crush anything you touch (forever alone)
I wish I could see DNA.
Granted, but with your super-vision, you won't be able to recognize things bigger than DNA anymore.
I wish I didn't have to cook anything for our New Year's party.
Granted, but you'll starve.
I wish for dinner...
Granted, but it will be cold and gross.
I wish for some buffalo wings!
Granted, but they will fly away before you can eat them.
I wish to be able to eat anything
Granted, but it will all taste bad.
I wish we had any clean dishes in the flat without me having to annoy my flatmates to get busy cleaning them...
Granted, but all of them will break after being touched.
I wish I had no homework. x.x
Granted, but you'll have to do chores during the time you'd usually spend on homework.
I wish elves wrote the essay I have to hand in next week.
Granted, but it will be in Elvish so the teachers can't read it.
I wish for CDs to be cheaper... :crywithno:
Granted, but only those with crappy music will be affordable... (even though I also think cheaper CD'S would be great^^)
I wish I didn't have to pay rent today.
Granted, but now you have to pay double tomorrow.
I wish for all my homework to be done in 5 seconds.
Granted, but all the answers are wrong.
I wish I lost weight more easily.
Granted, but it finds you again really fast ;) [I'm with you, it does doesn't seem to go away!]
I wish for my legs to stop randomly hurting.
Granted, but now they start twitching at random intervals and you end up kicking people who stand close to you^^
I wish I had a working PC that's fast enough to play games on.
Granted, but now it plays your games for you, so you have nothing to do.
I wish that it will be summer soon.
Granted, but it will only last a week before we're thrown into a cataclysmic winter.
I wish a cute personal trainer would suddenly get a crush on me and decide to help me get in shape for free.
Granted, but he'll wnat you to be even prettier than you are already and make you work really hard...
I wish I'd never ever get sick again.
granted, but you still get sent to the hospital when you are run over by a truck
I wish I could see the future (especially my exam paper)
Granted, but even though you know the questions, the answers will still be a mystery to you^^
I wish I had a cat *skip
Granted, but then you'll be hopelessly allergic to it.
I wish I had a cheese danish.
granted but you'll have it only once
I wish i could fly
Granted, but the heights will make you sick.
I wish I was done with all my tasks for today
Granted but you'll get double tomorrow
I wish i could freeze time
granted, you managed to freeze time for 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 seconds
I wish someone gave me something to TS
granted but its 50 pages to do in one night
I wish I were a vampire
Granted, but you'll be out during the daytime and turn to ashes... (Sorry!)
I wish life came with safe points^^
granted but they'd be @the worst points in ur life. (sorry)
I wish wish i could see the worst things happening to my 5 friends; at least a week beforehand; to avoid themfrom happening.
granted, but fate cannot be changed, no matter how hard you try, the inevitable will always occur.
I wish I had a mokona chess set :=X:
Granted, but the pieces will keep running around saying, "Puuuuuu!" when you try to play.
I wish I had a real, live Kodama. :o_o:
He now belongs to you (rofl) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Batiri
I wish I had cup noodles, the amazingly tasty nisshin kind, preferably seafood flavour
here you have it, but you have no water to boil it
I wish that the electronics of the boat just worked (not just when the angle of the moon is right etc)
Granted, but it gets a hole and sinks under the full moon.
I wish to be able to make this face: :o_o:
Granted but your face is stuck like that forever.
I wish I didn't have to go to school today.
granted, but you have to take make up classes for the rest of your summer holidays
I wish I could stop time whenever I wanted to without any limits
Granted, but you'll keep aging while time is stopped and suddenly look old to everyone around you.
I wish to always have the exact change for whatever I need in my pocket.
Granted, but it'll be so heavy that you'll be unable to walk.
I wish I could mentally knockout people at will.
Granted, but it's a geass ability and with all geass abilities, they go haywire after using it a few times and you end up throwing your favorite stuffed bunny into a death star
I wish for world peace :goodmood:
Granted, but it only lasts ten seconds.
I wish for sunny weather!
Granted but you get heat stroke.
I wish my dog smelled better.
Granted, your dog rolls around your entire house wiping it's dirt especially on your bed, and then jumps steals your perfume and sprays it on itself.
I wish I had a free maid or butler who would do everything for me, from earning me money to brushing my teeth.
Granted, but they'll take your soul when you die.
I wish Sebastian Michaelis would show up at my door and offer to be my butler. Screw the consequences lol.
Granted, but he'll undergo a metamorphosis and lose his good looks.
I wish I could chose a superpower each week and use it "a volonté"
Granted, some machines create a world called the matrix for you and you can do whatever you like in that world, too bad you lose all your hair and... well just watch the movie, it's disgusting...
I wish I could use that room of whatever in dragon ball, even if I age a lot more than other people, if I don't have that, I'm not going to make it in time with my revision :crywithno: Ichigo will get defeated by aizen, goku will get run over by a bus, I will fail my exam !!
Granted, but you study for the wrong test and fail anyway.
I wish for a corndog.
Granted but it's moldy.
I wish I didn't have to do a stupid project for english.
Granted, but you have to do one for a language you don't speak.
I wish the dishes would wash themselves...
Granted, but they don't rinse, so you're left with dried washing up liquid on all your dishes and you have to wash them again
I wish I had an eraser
Granted, but it's a low quality one and it leaves marks :=D:
(Let's make an horror movie out of that :=X:)
I wish I already had my driver licence.
granted, but everyone grows wings and no one drives anymore, except for you
I wish I had wings
Granted but they were full of holes.
I wish I could afford more copic markers.
Granted, but though you can afford them, they are now sold out
I wish I had hot chocolate powder
Granted, but now you don't have hot water or milk to make it.
I wish for someone to write my speech for tomorrow. T_T
granted, but i was already too late
I wish for sushi :love:
Granted, but the fish is rotten. :vomit:
I wish for more pizza. :-(
Granted, but it isn't baked!
I wish for mosquitos to disappear!
Granted, but there will be spiders everywhereeeeeeee.
I wish for my mess to be cleaned up.
Granted, you will now labor for the rest of your life cleaning up your own mess, while all the time making more of it!
I wish all the bugs in the world died.
Granted, but all their eggs come out and they will come to haunt you for killing their parents.
I wish for warm weather all the time!
Granted, but everyones perception of warm is different so nothing changes anyways
I wish I had a guitar
Granted, but you can never tune it correctly.
I wish to get my laptop now instead of later.
Granted, but tomorrow a laptop with 10x the spec is released at a lower price, but you don't have enough money to buy that :(
I wish I had an alarm clock
Granted, but the sound it produces is to aggravating you smash it with a hammer on the first day.
I wish I had an iPhone
I have one :3 I'll lend it to you, there~ you have an iphone. But now I'll take it back xDD
I wish someone gave me free money
Here you go, have fun spending monopoly money :woohehe:
I wish for more TLs to give me scripts
Sure, but those scripts are all in japanese
I wish for monopoly money
granted, but due to the heat the Earth became a microwave oven :=X:
i wish i can go to the beach :o_o:
granted, but it's a stone beach, and there somehow all the sharks in the world came to that beach for a swim, so you throw a few rocks and end up going home.
I wish the moon wouldn't drift further and further away from us.
Granted, but we will drift away from the moon now
I wish that I wasn't tired
Granted, you are now no longer physically tired but you are mentally tired because you know tomorrow will be even more tiring than today.
I wish I had some popcorn
Granted, but it is burned
I wish I had some breakfast
Granted, but you have to buy ingredients for it and cook it yourself making you even more tired
I wish someone would buy ingredients and cook breakfast for me, for free.
Granted, but it is only a mirage, so you starve
I wish for another bag :love:
Granted, but it's fake Louis vuitton so when you take it to school, everyone laughs at you
I wish I had some cookies
I already have that, and they loved it instead >:)
Granted, but they taste like vomit
I wis my phone wouldn't spazz
Granted, but now it explodes
I wish I had an airship
granted, but it can't fly XD
i wish i know blobs real identity >:)
Granted, but you will forget as soon as you find out.
I wish blobby would marry liapoo already
Well this is unfortunate...
Granted, but it was only a dream~
I wish i was a genius who understood calculus.
... unfortunate T_T
Granted but you become crazy like einstein, and even crazier still than that old man
I wish I knew what went on in transcendence in the past.
Quote from: blobsndrees on May 07, 2013, 14:51
... unfortunate T_T
Sorry uniblob, maybe another day. :=X:
Granted, because you will, but you will find you do not like what you hear and wish you never found out!
I wish that more people would post in the history thread T_T
Quote from: Aurelia on May 07, 2013, 18:18
Quote from: blobsndrees on May 07, 2013, 14:51
... unfortunate T_T
Sorry uniblob, maybe another day. :=X:
So it will happen someday :hmmm:
Granted, but everything will be a lie.
I wish for the family tree to be done~
granted but it was greyed like the first family tree XD
i wish i was an editor :o_o:
Granted, but in name only
I wish exams would disappear from this world
*do not even think of corrupting it, it's a wish on par with world peace*
What should i do!!?? :omg:
I don't want to corrupt it either!!! :'(
I'LL DO IT! Just for you, husband. XD
Granted, but they come back in a million years.
(Bad, they come back. Good, not in our lifetimes.) Not so bad, huh? :3
I wish more people would come join Transcendy!
ugh another tough cookie... OH I got an idea
Granted, but only after 1 week, a million people will suddenly join and be active.
I wish Vaux had an affair with angel
Granted, but Angel is a black widow and Vally mysteriously dissapears... :heeee:
I wish for Krissy to give me grandchildren *skip
Granted, but they're clones of her (is that a corruption??).
I wish I knew what was going on in the family tree without looking at it.
Granted, but only after you scrolled through the threads.
I wish for blobbity to stop making me barf.
Granted, but now he makes you suck.
I wish my rice would be finished cooking so I can make an omelette!
erm... could you edit out that sucking part... change it to something like... but now he makes you vomit... ok?
Your rice has finished cooking! But your eggs are now burnt!
I wish people would obey the king.
Granted, but after 1 millisecond they start a rebellion! >:3
I wish people would be more like :goodmood: instead of :angry1:
Granted, there's now a forum treaty where I don't specifically argue with Angel. However the history of mankind says treaties always break.
I wish Candy was back. I miss her :touched:
Granted but her coming back is a dream too... *sob*
Wishing for cheesecake.
granted but there's some green stuff on in too
I wish for fried chicken.
Granted, but its still alive.
I wish to be forever young
Granted, but you have to be with me forever
I wish to be god
Quote from: Blobsndrees on May 10, 2013, 02:56
Granted, but you have to be with me forever.
Huh?? ???
I wish physics videos weren't boring
Granted, but now anime is boring.
I wish I could eat pastries any time I wanted and not have to worry about it being bad for me!
Granted, but pastries lose their tasty goodness... :'(
And now, I want a pastry!
Granted, but it is all green and gooey.
I wish for my tiredness to sweep away from me.
Granted, but it blows right back.
I wish you hadn't rejected my proposal. *sob*
Granted, but now you are also stuck with half-fish grandchildren
I wish I could hide in the darkness of the forum forever :phew:
Granted, but sooner or later, YOU WON'T!
(mwahahahaha)
I wish that only one of the two corrupt a wish threads were revived, because it's getting hard to think of two wishes a day T_T
Granted but you can't think of a wish anyway. (why do we have two to begin with?)
I wish I had cookies right now.
Granted but you have no milk for them.
I wish to end the year with no exams. *skip
granted but by the end of the year your exams doubled as compensation for last year
i wish i don't have any failing subjects
Granted, but you have to do all the work to get there!
I wish I had a smoothie.
Granted, but it's rotten.
I wish for a s'more.
Granted but it's covered in ants.
I wish I knew what to write about on my essay.
Granted, but it was off-topic and all over the place with random things not related.
I wish I can swim.
Granted, but you transform into a fish to learn.
Wishing for an alarm clock that actually works...
Granted, but it plays a horribly off-key version of "It's a Small World" every morning (true story: I had a Hello Kitty alarm clock that did this in college. MUST SHARE THE AGONY!).
I wish my photographic memory could remember numbers and not just words and pictures. :swt:
Granted, but you soon lose the memory to remember the other parts.
I wish that everyone can eat cupcakes with me.
Granted, but now YOU can't.
Woahh dandi a photographic memory?!?!
I wish I had a photographic memory!
Granted, but you will also never forget anything at all.
I wish someone would make me a cup of the tastiest tea there is.
Granted, but the tea was just only this much "." just a dot
I wish life can be easier than I thought it would.
Granted but it's way too easy now and there is no point to anything.
I wish I had better rollerblades.
Granted, but they look ridiculous!
I wish for better battery life on my phone T_T
Granted, but now it runs veeeerrrry slooooowwwwly...
I wish for more wishes.
Granted, but they don't come true.
I wish I could go to sleep again without getting in trouble.
Granted, but you never woke up.
I wish RUSH (regular u.s. history) was easier.
Granted, but now you have to learn about the history of the entire world which is much longer than u.s history.
I wish I had some salmon
Granted, but it's rotten.
I wish for some sushi!
Granted but you get food poisoning afterwards.
I wish I had some chocolate.
Granted, but it's all melted and gross.
I wish I had some soda.
Granted, but you are forced to drink 200L of fanta before you can get your soda
I wish I could teleport
Granted, but it's really hard on your body, so you can only use your power once a year.
I wish time would pass faster today.
Granted but the next day is as slow as a snail.
I wish to ace all exams without studying.
Granted, but you get caught cheating and you have to do it all over again, and the paper consists of everything you are supposed to have learnt so there's no point question guessing.
I wish I ruled teh world.
Granted, but everybody leaves to another world, so you rule over nothingness.
I wish for summer to start.
Granted, but winter starts the next day.
I wish I had a swimming pool.
Granted but it was full of slime
I wish I didn't have to study to do well.
Granted, but now your life is boring.
I wish for more chewing gum
granted, but you had to share them with everyone.
I wish I can slap angel in the face.
:swt: Woah, violent!
Granted, but she slaps you right back xD
I wish I only had one exam instead of eight... :noway:
Granted, but it encompasses all 8 subjects.
I wish my 5-year-old would stop lying ALL THE DAMN TIME. It's seriously becoming a problem. :redcard:
Granted but... aww I don't want to corrupt that one!
Granted but now he honestly tells all of your secrets to everyone in sight.
Wishing for a sunny day~
Granted, it's sunny for me but still rainy for you
I wish I had a teacup
Quote from: yuukari on May 31, 2013, 08:33
granted, but you had to share them with everyone.
I wish I can slap angel in the face.
What did I do? ???
Granted, but it is broken.
I wish for some breakfast
Granted, but it's moldy.
I wish I could make this face in RL: :=X:
Granted, but now you're stuck that way
I wish I could do *skip in RL
granted, but then you tripped over a pile of dead people.
I wish I could finish my Final Exam Review in one day.
Granted, but you forget it all.
I wish my phone didn't crash all the time
Granted, but now it won't charge.
I wish I could still get eye color-enhancing contacts.
granted, but it made your eyesight worsen.
I wish Angel can just get on her knees and call me queen.
Granted, but she'll then become empress and be aboue you in the hierarchy^^
I wish I didn't need to leave the house today.
Granted, but a horde of giant elephants trampled on your house while you were inside.
I wish I could touch the sky.
Granted, but I accidently ran over you while driving the helicopter.
I wish there were lunches served today at school.
Granted, but they taste horrible.
I wish to have vacation already.
Quote from: yuukari on June 05, 2013, 09:26
Granted, but I accidently ran over you while driving the helicopter.
lololololololololol
Granted, but you have to go to school after two days.
I wish for a swimming pool in my backyard.
Granted, but it's green and filled with algae, cleaning costs is estimated to be $5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
I wish my parents house had a better internet connection.
Granted, but now your wifi-receptors are all broken.
I wish for school to be over.
Granted, but you're sick all summer.
I wish the only avocado within a mile of me hadn't cost double its usual price. *sob*
Granted, now it costs triple the normal price.
I wish for my diet to go faster.
granted, but your diet went overboard.
I wish this freaken internet could go faster.
Granted, but it is now too fast for you computer to follow and it crashes.
I wish for my tests to be over :touched:
Granted, but then you wake up and it was a dream.
I wish Earthlink customer service reps. were a lot less inept.
Granted, but now it is totally broken.
I wish for a better phone
granted, but the better phone got old when a betterbetter phone came out.
I wish Angel and Harr can be cute, lovely friends. c:
Granted, but it was a dream.
I wish that Yuukari would adore me as her cousin
Granted, but she hates you as a friend :P
I wish I could eat all I wanted without getting fat!
granted, but all food in the world has been replaced by soylent
I wish for my handwriting to suck less (really annoying if you cant understand what you wrote down)
Granted, but now you can only write backward.
I for a bacon-covered doughnut.
I'm not sure if you want to become one, or you want one....
wish granted, but I ate it.
I wish for a limo.
wish granted, a limo appears for me and I get to ride it in front of you
I wish for some strepsils.
granted, but you lost it.
I wish for some chocolate pudding.
Granted, but it comes with a special bonus - a dash of dung.
I wish for the most comfortable bed ever!
granted, but the bed had magic to unlift the spell of comfortness.
I wish for a cheek kiss.
Granted, but it's really slobbery.
I wish for some coconut cream pie.
granted, but I ate it with Krissy & Angel.
I wish for a new item to add into my signature section.
But crazy, ninja, aliens from another dimension will hunt you down and proceed to destroy the Universe!!! All because of that little item.
I wish I could read more epic fantasies.
Granted, they are all epic but they all have 99% similar plots so you feel like you're reading the same thing over and over again.
I wish for a Lia doll
Granted, but it doesn't look like me at all.
I wish for an alarm clock that works. @.@
granted but it's so loud that it causes earthquakes
I wish for a lia doll that looks like lia
...Granted, but it stares angrily at you.
I wish away the existence of lia dolls.
Granted, but blob makes some more =]
I wish for Lia to nurse away my fever~
...Granted but as soon as you've recovered, you dance in the rain catching another one.
I wish for a cookie.
Granted, you have permission from me, but you now need permission from paupau too because she's the cookie bearer who has all the cookies in the world.
I wish for a model yamato battleship
Granted, but it breaks.
I wish for a sunny day.
granted but it's only sunny in england, it continues to be rainy and stormy with occasional hurricanes and raining vehicles in america
I wish for a box of chocolate
Granted, but it's empty.
I wish for the fluffiest pillow in the world.
granted but you're allergic to it's down feathers
I wish I could fold and unfold those chinese fans with a flick.
Granted, but you can only do it once.
I wish for more wishes.
Granted but you're limited to wishing for blob clones only
I wish I could be in the harry potter world
Granted but now you fight He who will not be named for the rest of eternity.
I wish for a photographic memory.
Granted but world war 3 starts over your superior memory where everyone wants to cut open your brain to study it.
I wish for a bottle of water
Granted, but it's TINY.
I wish to be a little kid again.
Granted, but you get tricked into signing a marriage pledge by me because children are gullible fufufufu~~
I wish for chocolate cake
Granted, but it only LOOKS like chocolate cake. It's made out of plastic!
I wish for more ice cream.
Granted but you're sick and you can't eat it or you make your sickness worse
I wish for chocolate gateau
Granted, but that's plastic too.
I wish to pass exams.
Granted, but you achieve only the passmark, which gets you crappy grades...
I wish for money!!
Granted, but its fake!
I wish to watch Inception again xD
Granted but it's only a dream of a dream of a dream of a dream of a dream which you can't remember anymore.
I wish for Lia to nurse me~ <3
Again? But I already corrupted it!
*sigh* Granted but I do a horrible job.
I wish to never be a nurse.
nooo not granted :noway:
I wish to sleep again.
granted, but lia woke you.
I wish to see a picture of a guy who tries to be girly.
granted, but it's actually a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be girly
I wish everyone would post their pics in the staffy bit
-gasp- I have before! but i dont remember which one i posted o-o. Ok, I seriously need someone to change my position to trainee.
granted, but it was blury.
I wish I could have the power to put all the boys into a sexy outfit.
granted but they take them off again
I wish I had a tablet
granted, but it was stolen the next day.
I wish for lia to come back in here and play with us.
Granted, she's back, and she's playing with us on the cbox but she's not talking to you in the forums
I wish for a shiny marble
Granted, but it's so shiny it blinds you.
I wish for a chik-fil-a to be near me.
granted but it costs 10x the amount it usually does
I wish I had a satelite
Granted, but it breaks and falls on your head.
I wish it was more socially acceptable to be an otaku fangirl. :noway:
Granted, you move to japan, you're more socially accepted, however the government changes its laws and it then becomes illegal to be an otaku
I wish there were even more ppl in transcendy!
Noooo! Why do I have to corrupt that wish? :'(
Granted, but they just sit around and do nothing.
I wish that I could hold my breath for 24 hours.
Granted, but you die as soon as the 24 hours are up.
I wish telemarketers would stop calling me!
granted, but they'll harass you face to face, where ever you go, instead of over calling.
I wish I could do time-skips.
Granted but all that happens is that you go on autopilot until the allotted time, therefore your age follows you and you can't go back in time so you time skip 100 years and find out you're already dead.
I wish for some bananas
Granted but they'll be rotten to the core.
I wish I would always remain unharmed when I fall (happens quite often) or fight
Granted, but you'll leave a crater in the ground.
I wish for a pepperoni pizza. :touched:
Granted, but it comes with after stuff as well. Like anchovy paste, olives and all that nasty stuff.
I wish for a cool drink of water.
Olives aren't nastyyy!!!!
Granted but'll taste like anchovy paste!
I wish the summer would arrive already *pouts*
Granted, summer has arrived for me~~ I'm singing in the sun~~~ :goodmood:
sorry, still school for you Nonii
I wish I had a better chair.
granted, but you were to heavy and it broke.
I wish that I could take a picture of myself again.
Granted but it autouploads onto the forums and you can't take it back down
I wish I had some peanut butter
Oh I wouldn't mind that; letting girls see how beautiful a guy i can be.
granted, but i licked it.
I wish for a cupcake for blob's future birthday.
Granted but he doesn't like cupcakes
I wish for chocolate gateaus
Not granted because you broke the wishing well.
I wish for a corrupted wish of broken dreams.
Granted, but the dream goes overboard and you end up with a lifetime of nightmares
I wish I was god
granted, but the real GOD demoted you for flirting with the goddess.
I wish blob and vaux could pose.
Granted, but it's reeeeeally awkward.
I still wish for a pepperoni pizza (I can deal with anchovies and I love olives so I'm happy with the last one lol).
granted, but we bought it and didn't share it with you.
I wish cupcake was easy to bake.
Granted, but your cupcakes are poisonous, a weapon of mass destruction
I wish I had a stress reliever.
Granted, but you went like very high.
I wish people could just shut the hell up about calling me socially awkward.
Granted, but now they look up to you so much as being "Adorkable" that they won't leave you alone!
I wish for fish.
granted, but it ate you up.
I wish for some chocolate chips cookies.
granted but it gets stuck in your throat and you end up coughing for the rest of your life
I wish I could erase other people
Granted, but the other people you eventually erased the whole entire world, leaving only you and nature.
I wish Renny, Ryu, and Charmy would come back to trans.
Granted but they make you do their share of work.
I wish for another harry potter series about his son
granted, but before you started reading it got stolen
i wish for a hamster
Granted, but it is a flesheating monster that eats you alive.
I wish for less work.
Granted but the work that would have otherwise been yours manifests as a grotesque hump on your back and as time goes on, the hump's load gets heavier and heavier until you're rendered unable to walk.
I wish I had more time.
Granted, but now you are superbored all the time.
I wish for more bags <3
Granted, but they're all of very low quality and break apart when filled with something over 10 grams in weight.
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
Granted, but now you have nothing to do.
I wish I wouldn't be this easily distracted...
granted, but you love us so much that you get so distracted.
I wish everyone could come back to TRANS. :c
granted but they leave instantly
i wish your wish could come true though :c
Granted, but wishes don't really come true. D:
I wish someone could join the game.
granted, but i think roze is busy so its pretty much just us (or you since i have to leave soon. gome :bow: )
i wish it was morning
granted, but it never goes dark and the bright light shines on your beautiful face alllllllllll day.
I wish I can find a way to download fonts at school without getting an error block.
granted but the downloaded fonts were corrupted
i wish i had more time :\
granted, but when there's time there's more jobs to do
I wish I could gain weight.
Granted, but you now have gained so much that you can only roll to places.
I wish my throat wasn't so sore.
granted but it only lasted for 2 seconds.
I wish i could draw better
Granted. Now you can't write or type anymore. You can only draw.
I wish I had more tea.
Granted but they were only tea bags and no water
Uhhh... You had no wish? xD
Then I'll start again...
I wish Pau made a wish.
granted but then you took it from her.
I wish there were more guys on here.
granted but they ran away as soon as they saw Vaux's sparkling aura.
I wish I could finish my introduction for my thesis...
oh wait, i could ask this in the homework thread
Granted, but it made no sense with the rest of the storyline.
I wish I could find my cleaner test of Transcendence D: [I lost it]
granted but the file got corrupted
i wish i can be a full fledged editor soon~ *skip
Granted, but then the group that you worked for all died.
I wish I can be a great editor like pau.
granted but then your PC crashes
I wish I had money
granted, but they were fake.
i wish i could go cherry blossom viewing (too bad there isn't one in our country :crywithno: )
granted, but when you go there's too many people and you can't see them.
I wish school was over and it was summer break!
granted, but it's autumn now.
I wish there were more staff here XD
granted, but everyone just sits around talking in the forums/chat and no one does anything productive so transcendence ceases to release scanlations.
^ MY VERY REAL CONCERN. LOL
i wish winter break were a little longer so i could visit even more friends during that time OTL
granted, but your friends are stuck with other commitments.
I wish life would be fair.
oh geez that's way too likely to actually happen *sobs
granted, but life gets sunburnt and develops skin cancer.
i wish everyone on the bus would be quiet so i could get some more sleep on the way to work :c
granted, but you got on the wrong bus.
I wish the weather would stop being so cold...
granted! buuuuut instead it's hot & rainy.
i wish i could remember to pack nicer things for breakfast.
granted, but you don't have the time to slowly enjoy eating your breakfast.
I wish I have longer off days :=D:
(omfg no. i forgot my breakfast this morning T______T)
granted, but it's b/c you got fired and so now every day is an off day. whoops..........
i wish my work had more interesting drink selections in the kitchen. (right now we only have a few types of coffee, 3-4 tea blends, and hot chocolate)
Granted, but the water pipes bust in your building so you have no water to make your drinks.
I wish I didn't have to go to work.
granted, but now you have to finish your work at home on a weekend.
I wish weekends were longer.
(i would personally have no problem w/ working at home or on a weekend. that's what's going to happen next month anyway sooooo LOL)
granted! but weekdays have also been made longer :/
i wish there were an express train that ran to work 24/7 so i wouldn't have to rent an apartment for busy season.
granted, but you were transferred away to a new place.
I wish that I have more money.
granted but you can't ever access any of it, it'll just sit collecting dust in a foundation.
i wish it had rained today too :(
THAT IS SO MEAN OF YOU NIELLE :touched:
granted, but you had to go out and work in the rain.
I wish i was more efficient in my work...
(hehehe sorry!!!!!!)
granted but you finished everything too fast and sat around for a long time waiting for more work so you got fired.
i wish my friends had not chosen to eat at a bar for lunch today....
granted but you ended up in a diner which gave you shitty food.
I wish packing was easy.
Granted, but while packing, your package exploded due to too many in one package.
I wish I wasn't allergic to anything.
Granted, but now you can't stand the color blue.
I wish I could control the speed of time.