Corrupt A Wish

[Blobsndrees]

granted, but you have to take make up classes for the rest of your summer holidays

I wish I could stop time whenever I wanted to without any limits

[verdandi]

Granted, but you'll keep aging while time is stopped and suddenly look old to everyone around you.

I wish to always have the exact change for whatever I need in my pocket.

[Nonii]

Granted, but it'll be so heavy that you'll be unable to walk.
I wish I could mentally knockout people at will.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but it's a geass ability and with all geass abilities, they go haywire after using it a few times and you end up throwing your favorite stuffed bunny into a death star

I wish for world peace 

[Aurelia]

Granted, but it only lasts ten seconds.

I wish for sunny weather!

[Krissy]

Granted but you get heat stroke.

I wish my dog smelled better.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, your dog rolls around your entire house wiping it's dirt especially on your bed, and then jumps steals your perfume and sprays it on itself.

I wish I had a free maid or butler who would do everything for me, from earning me money to brushing my teeth.

[verdandi]

Granted, but they'll take your soul when you die.

I wish Sebastian Michaelis would show up at my door and offer to be my butler.  Screw the consequences lol.

[Nonii]

Granted, but he'll undergo a metamorphosis and lose his good looks.
I wish I could chose a superpower each week and use it "a volonté"

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, some machines create a world called the matrix for you and you can do whatever you like in that world, too bad you lose all your hair and... well just watch the movie, it's disgusting...
I wish I could use that room of whatever in dragon ball, even if I age a lot more than other people, if I don't have that, I'm  not going to make it in time with my revision  Ichigo will get defeated by aizen, goku will get run over by a bus, I will fail my exam !!

[verdandi]

Granted, but you study for the wrong test and fail anyway.

I wish for a corndog.

[Krissy]

Granted but it's moldy.
I wish I didn't have to do a stupid project for english.

[verdandi]

Granted, but you have to do one for a language you don't speak.

I wish the dishes would wash themselves...

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but they don't rinse, so you're left with dried washing up liquid on all your dishes and you have to wash them again

I wish I had an eraser

[Fairth]

Granted, but it's a low quality one and it leaves marks 
(Let's make an horror movie out of that  )

I wish I already had my driver licence.

[Blobsndrees]

granted, but everyone grows wings and no one drives anymore, except for you

I wish I had wings

[Krissy]

Granted but they were full of holes.

I wish I could afford more copic markers.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but though you can afford them, they are now sold out

I wish I had hot chocolate powder

[Aurelia]

Granted, but now you don't have hot water or milk to make it.

I wish for someone to write my speech for tomorrow. T_T

[Pau]

granted, but i was already too late   

I wish for sushi 

[verdandi]

Granted, but the fish is rotten.   


I wish for more pizza. :-(

[Aurelia]

Granted, but it isn't baked!
I wish for mosquitos to disappear!

[Angel~]

Granted, but there will be spiders everywhereeeeeeee.

I wish for my mess to be cleaned up.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, you will now labor for the rest of your life cleaning up your own mess, while all the time making more of it!

I wish all the bugs in the world died.

[Angel~]

Granted, but all their eggs come out and they will come to haunt you for killing their parents.

I wish for warm weather all the time!

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but everyones perception of warm is different so nothing changes anyways

I wish I had a guitar

[Angel~]

Granted, but you can never tune it correctly.

I wish to get my laptop now instead of later.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but tomorrow a laptop with 10x the spec is released at a lower price, but you don't have enough money to buy that :(

I wish I had an alarm clock

[Angel~]

Granted, but the sound it produces is to aggravating you smash it with a hammer on the first day.

I wish I had an iPhone

[Blobsndrees]

I have one :3 I'll lend it to you, there~ you have an iphone. But now I'll take it back xDD

I wish someone gave me free money

[Angel~]

Here you go, have fun spending monopoly money 

I wish for more TLs to give me scripts

[Blobsndrees]

Sure, but those scripts are all in japanese

I wish for monopoly money

[Pau]

granted, but due to the heat the Earth became a microwave oven 

i wish i can go to the beach   

[Blobsndrees]

granted, but it's a stone beach, and there somehow all the sharks in the world came to that beach for a swim, so you throw a few rocks and end up going home.

I wish the moon wouldn't drift further and further away from us.

[Angel~]

Granted, but we will drift away from the moon now

I wish that I wasn't tired

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, you are now no longer physically tired but you are mentally tired because you know tomorrow will be even more tiring than today.

I wish I had some popcorn

[Angel~]

Granted, but it is burned

I wish I had some breakfast

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but you have to buy ingredients for it and cook it yourself making you even more tired

I wish someone would buy ingredients and cook breakfast for me, for free.

[Angel~]

Granted, but it is only a mirage, so you starve

I wish for another bag 

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but it's fake Louis vuitton so when you take it to school, everyone laughs at you

I wish I had some cookies

[Angel~]

I already have that, and they loved it instead >:)

Granted, but they taste like vomit

I wis my phone wouldn't spazz

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but now it explodes

I wish I had an airship

[Pau]

granted, but it can't fly XD

i wish i know blobs real identity >:)

[Angel~]

Granted, but you will forget as soon as you find out.

I wish blobby would marry liapoo already

[Aurelia]

Well this is unfortunate...

Granted, but it was only a dream~

I wish i was a genius who understood calculus.

[Blobsndrees]

... unfortunate T_T

Granted but you become crazy like einstein, and even crazier still than that old man

I wish I knew what went on in transcendence in the past.

[Aurelia]

... unfortunate T_T

Sorry uniblob, maybe another day. 

Granted, because you will, but you will find you do not like what you hear and wish you never found out!

I wish that more people would post in the history thread T_T

[Angel~]

... unfortunate T_T

Sorry uniblob, maybe another day. 

So it will happen someday 

Granted, but everything will be a lie.

I wish for the family tree to be done~

[Pau]

granted but it was greyed like the first family tree XD

i wish i was an editor   

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but in name only

I wish exams would disappear from this world
*do not even think of corrupting it, it's a wish on par with world peace*

[Pau]

What should i do!!??   

I don't want to corrupt it either!!!   

[Aurelia]

I'LL DO IT! Just for you, husband. XD

Granted, but they come back in a million years.
(Bad, they come back. Good, not in our lifetimes.) Not so bad, huh? :3

I wish more people would come join Transcendy!

[Blobsndrees]

ugh another tough cookie... OH I got an idea

Granted, but only after 1 week, a million people will suddenly join and be active.

I wish Vaux had an affair with angel

[Angel~]

Granted, but Angel is a black widow and Vally mysteriously dissapears...

I wish for Krissy to give me grandchildren 

[verdandi]

Granted, but they're clones of her (is that a corruption??).

I wish I knew what was going on in the family tree without looking at it.

[Angel~]

Granted, but only after you scrolled through the threads.

I wish for blobbity to stop making me barf.

[verdandi]

Granted, but now he makes you suck.

I wish my rice would be finished cooking so I can make an omelette!

[Blobsndrees]

erm... could you edit out that sucking part... change it to something like... but now he makes you vomit... ok?

Your rice has finished cooking! But your eggs are now burnt!

I wish people would obey the king.

[Aurelia]

Granted, but after 1 millisecond they start a rebellion! >:3

I wish people would be more like  instead of 

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, there's now a forum treaty where I don't specifically argue with Angel. However the history of mankind says treaties always break.

I wish Candy was back. I miss her 

[Aurelia]

Granted but her coming back is a dream too... *sob*

Wishing for cheesecake.

[Blobsndrees]

granted but there's some green stuff on in too

I wish for fried chicken.

[Aurelia]

Granted, but its still alive.

I wish to be forever young

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but you have to be with me forever

I wish to be god

[Aurelia]

Granted, but you have to be with me forever.

Huh?? 

I wish physics videos weren't boring

[verdandi]

Granted, but now anime is boring.

I wish I could eat pastries any time I wanted and not have to worry about it being bad for me!

[Aurelia]

Granted, but pastries lose their tasty goodness...

And now, I want a pastry!

[Angel~]

Granted, but it is all green and gooey.

I wish for my tiredness to sweep away from me.

[verdandi]

Granted, but it blows right back.

I wish you hadn't rejected my proposal.  *sob*

[Angel~]

Granted, but now you are also stuck with half-fish grandchildren

I wish I could hide in the darkness of the forum forever 

[Aurelia]

Granted, but sooner or later, YOU WON'T!

(mwahahahaha)

I wish that only one of the two corrupt a wish threads were revived, because it's getting hard to think of two wishes a day T_T

[Krissy]

Granted but you can't think of a wish anyway. (why do we have two to begin with?)

I wish I had cookies right now.

[Aurelia]

Granted but you have no milk for them.

I wish to end the year with no exams. 

[Pau]

granted but by the end of the year your exams doubled as compensation for last year

i wish i don't have any failing subjects

[Aurelia]

Granted, but you have to do all the work to get there!

I wish I had a smoothie.

[verdandi]

Granted, but it's rotten.

I wish for a s'more.

[Krissy]

Granted but it's covered in ants.

I wish I knew what to write about on my essay.

[`Shally.]

Granted, but it was off-topic and all over the place with random things not related.

I wish I can swim.

[Aurelia]

Granted, but you transform into a fish to learn.

Wishing for an alarm clock that actually works...

[verdandi]

Granted, but it plays a horribly off-key version of "It's a Small World" every morning (true story: I had a Hello Kitty alarm clock that did this in college.  MUST SHARE THE AGONY!).

I wish my photographic memory could remember numbers and not just words and pictures. 

[`Shally.]

Granted, but you soon lose the memory to remember the other parts.

I wish that everyone can eat cupcakes with me.

[Aurelia]

Granted, but now YOU can't.

Woahh dandi a photographic memory?!?!

I wish I had a photographic memory!

[Lampi]

Granted, but you will also never forget anything at all.

I wish someone would make me a cup of the tastiest tea there is.

[`Shally.]

Granted, but the tea was just only this much "." just a dot

I wish life can be easier than I thought it would.

[Krissy]

Granted but it's way too easy now and there is no point to anything.

I wish I had better rollerblades.

[Aurelia]

Granted, but they look ridiculous!

I wish for better battery life on my phone T_T

[verdandi]

Granted, but now it runs veeeerrrry slooooowwwwly...

I wish for more wishes.

[Lampi]

Granted, but they don't come true.

I wish I could go to sleep again without getting in trouble.

[`Shally.]

Granted, but you never woke up.

I wish RUSH (regular u.s. history) was easier.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but now you have to learn about the history of the entire world which is much longer than u.s history.

I wish I had some salmon

[Aurelia]

Granted, but it's rotten.

I wish for some sushi!

[Krissy]

Granted but you get food poisoning afterwards.

I wish I had some chocolate.

[verdandi]

Granted, but it's all melted and gross.

I wish I had some soda.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but you are forced to drink 200L of fanta before you can get your soda

I wish I could teleport

[Lampi]

Granted, but it's really hard on your body, so you can only use your power once a year.

I wish time would pass faster today.

[Aurelia]

Granted but the next day is as slow as a snail.

I wish to ace all exams without studying.

[Blobsndrees]

Granted, but you get caught cheating and you have to do it all over again, and the paper consists of everything you are supposed to have learnt so there's no point question guessing.

I wish I ruled teh world.

[Angel~]

Granted, but everybody leaves to another world, so you rule over nothingness.

I wish for summer to start.

[verdandi]

Granted, but winter starts the next day.

I wish I had a swimming pool.

[Krissy]

Granted but it was full of slime
I wish I didn't have to study to do well.