Transcendence - A history

[Krissy]

What happened to Lia's autobiography?

[Angel~]

You both should put something up!!!

[Jess]

^agreed

[Angel~]

What else can we write down as history?

[Jess]

i will have to think about that Angel

[Aurelia]

Alrighty, I only have one section of my autobio written because I have no inspiration for the other dreadfully long sections... So I've decided to follow Alis' suggestion and post it part by part! xD So, this post will be updated~

Memoirs of a Resident Whimsy: As told by Aurelia

Prologue: The Pink Fluffy Sheep (Early March 2012)
[spoiler]It all started with a huge pink fluffy sheep. (And for the record, here's a picture! xD http://i43.tinypic.com/f2lj6w.jpg)

Well, you could say it started with a trip to Superstore. Or with a gloomy, rainy car ride on a boring highway. Or with an empty fridge, and car keys tinkling as they were taken from the fireplace. But really, when it all comes down to it, it began with the pink fluffy sheep. A strange (or maybe not so strange) beginning for a future editor at Transcendy. Maybe it was fate? Maybe it was pure luck? Maybe it was a coincidence? No one will ever know.

But what we do know is that one gloomy spring day, some few years ago, curiosity was sparked. And soon, a newbie was born. She would be called "Aurelia".

All the pink fluffy sheep had to do to catch her eye was sit quietly in the large metal bin by the book aisle. It sat there, beady black eyes gleaming. And before long it was lifted from the bin, being huggled and squeezed and squee-ed over. But after placing it gently back where it came from, her eyes caught something else.

An English translated volume of some kind of manga. Her second love, only losing to cute objects and fluffy owls. She walked over, and picked up the smooth black cover. And saw that it was called "Black Bird".

The handy dandy android phone was whipped out, the manga app tapped. She saved Black Bird as a favorite, planning on reading it when she got home. However, she became impatient and began reading it right in the store. The very first page she saw was a Recruitment Page from Transcendence...

And thus, her journey begins...[/spoiler]

[Xye]

WOW guys. WOW.

This thread is HILARIOUS and AWESOME 

how did you guys even remember these events...(i totally forgot about the wars already hahaha) Love the dramatization <3

[Angel~]

Great intro Liapoo~ I'll try and write something too... Don't expect too much though... 

[Pau]

I haven't even finished "the friendly invasion" essay yet

btw, who wants to write on the history of the transcendence family tree?

[Angel~]

Oh, that's a hard one...

[Blobsndrees]

nahh transcendy family tree is too complicated, my poor little document will explode into a billion pieces.

edit: I left my main computer in norwich so I'll edit Lia's thingy in when I go back to fetch it on sat.

[Pau]

awww~ but it'd be great to know how the family started. (plus it could lessen the confusion about it)

[Angel~]

Yeah, but I don't think we know... Zephy might?

[Zephyr of the Mist]

I THINK I might know...

Xye LOVES Gackt (the J-rock singer) and kept saying she wanted to (or already was) married to him and then I suspect there was some teasing going on and the staff said that they must be the offspring of such a pairing. Aaand it kept going from there.

[Kiriane]

Here's more Transcendence history if you're interested:

We actually started with a wordpress domain. (http://ourtranscendence.wordpress.com/)
About 4 months later, we moved here (thanks to the wonderful Misaki who you can see on our family tree) and we've been here ever since. Pretty awesome huh? ;)

[Angel~]

Oh, how amazing!!! History~

[Aurelia]

If you are going to see ANYTHING in this thread, you HAVE TO SEE THIS.  Let me know if I missed anything or if somethings out of order, okay? I can fix it! ^_^

Vauxy's Fanclub As told by Aurelia, Verdandi, and Zephyr (In Screenshots!)

Part 1: http://i42.tinypic.com/4ggpic.jpg
Part 2: http://i40.tinypic.com/3499wth.jpg
Part 3: http://i39.tinypic.com/r0v7mp.jpg
Part 4: http://i43.tinypic.com/jsnm13.jpg
Part 5: http://i41.tinypic.com/33eljiv.jpg
Part 6: http://i42.tinypic.com/25swfwk.jpg
Part 7: http://i44.tinypic.com/2renp7r.jpg
Part 8: http://i42.tinypic.com/358xnrl.jpg
Part 9: http://i39.tinypic.com/2nkutxe.jpg
Part 10: http://i42.tinypic.com/mrwxdy.jpg
Part 11: http://i39.tinypic.com/avlba0.jpg
Part 12: http://i40.tinypic.com/qy92td.jpg
Part 13: http://i41.tinypic.com/190znp.jpg
Part 14: http://i39.tinypic.com/2vikrrn.jpg
Part 15: http://i44.tinypic.com/qpm4d2.jpg

[verdandi]

I have where Lia left off until Vaux's sister left in two (quite long) files.

[Pau]

 

*died from too much laughter 

[Kiriane]

Transcendence is my entertainment website.

[Blobsndrees]

  so much material!!!!

*runs off to write a drama* 

[Angel~]

Hahahaha, I just read this while sheltering from the rain in a shopping center... I was laughing and I think people started syaring... 

But still, it was totally worth it!

[Pau]

definitely 

[Zephyr of the Mist]

Lia, some of the links don't work... nothing comes up when I click on them.

[Aurelia]

Whoops...  I'll get those fixed tomorrow.

[Pau]

who's gonna post the history of Jess's wedding (and others of course)

[Angel~]

Maybe you people who take screenshots? 

[`Shally.]

The things that Lia posted was hilarious, and my friend started staring at me ._.
anyways, do like a mini-creation game or something, like you choose your character and announce the weddign thingy; kind of like maple; but like a mini-version OR you guys could just like draw it XD LOL

[Angel~]

Oh I totally imagined a blobby x Liapoo wedding just now...

Must. Not. Draw. Must. Study.

[`Shally.]

lmaooo, watch, you were studying, but you started doodling on your work. XD
liaxblob's wedding would be weird though. A slime and some pretty gurl.

[Angel~]

No, a slime and an owl, hence their child Jess: The Blobstowl

[`Shally.]

lmaoo, that's one ugly and weird couple. xD
Slime and Owl....how in the world does that work? Blobslime got nothing but a germ figure. Well at least Liaowl has something.

[Angel~]

I'll draw the wedding later~

[Jess]

that was a funny but weird visual lol

[Pau]

yup XDD

[Blobsndrees]

hmm if you're going to draw the slime, make it slime king, the one in the avatar.

[`Shally.]

Blob, why don't you just sketch it?

[Blobsndrees]

I suck at drawing, I'll draw a stickman if you ask me to draw the slime king

[Aurelia]

@.@ *had no idea people were drawing our wedding*

LOLOL anyway, time post another piece of history~! (A short one, but a piece nonetheless)

Zephyr's Profile As told by Aurelia (February 2012 to June 2013)

Zephyr of the Mist poofed into Transcendy existence on March 04, 2010, 17:00. She came to the family for Black Bird, Kenketsu Rush, and Shibariya Komachi. After joining as a newbie and dustpeck, she became a quality checker. She also trained in the art of cleaning with our founder Xye as her teacher.

Zephyr the cleaning prodigy finished training in a mere 8 posts, and soon became a master cloning ninja in addition to being a master QC, training many people to walk in her footsteps. Zephyr would also soon be promoted to Global Moderator!

Years later, another newbie up for editing named Aurelia surfaced. Zephyr was one of the first people she met on the chatbox. She was very scared of her (although admittedly she was scared of everyone), and no amount of lurking could ease her fright. Zephyr's profile was empty!

As the two staffies became fast friends, (over fishbots, sushi-knifing, confetti, lurking at the IRC, skype, nicknames, death by whimsy, living through assorted historical Transcendy events and many more...) Lia nagged her to update her forever blank profile. Zephyr, being a mean evil rabbit with rabbit holes everywhere refused to comply, and would annoy Lia to death by updating it in weird random spontaneous sentences. This would occur very frequently, and Zephyr was called a "poo" many times over this issue.

Soon, Zephyr became an admin for the group and Lia pestered her relentlessly as she believed admins of the group should not be very mysterious (to avoid scaring off newbies like she had been scared). After annoying Lia some more with weird sentences... She finally updated her profile and tore apart her shroud of mystery. Well, at least for the time being.

After 3 years of being blank, Lia pulled out a :"( that made me put something here. Congrats Lia, you managed make me break the mystery that I worked so hard to cultivate.

Zephyr lives on this profile, or Zephy or just Zeph. Once a peon, then a webmistress and now an admin, I've been here a while, so if you have any questions feel free to ask them. If I don't know I'll just tell you, though if it has anything to do with the forum I probably can take a guess.

(Ending side note: Wow, that turned out to be longer than expected! xD)

[Pau]

LOL poor Zephy XD

[Angel~]

Hehehe, good job Liapoo!!

On a side note, I scribbled the wedding on a piece of receiptpaper when I was bored at my part-time job, so that will appear soon enough in the artsection~

[Vauxhall]

So where are these drawings you speak of?

[Pau]

maybe in the creative corner?

[Angel~]

The wedding is currently on my desk, scribbled on a blank receipt... Needs to be photographed and posted... 

[Pau]

btw, when will lia update her biography?

[Angel~]

When she gets time to do it, since her computer crashed and she has to re-do so mich, it will be a while...

[Vauxhall]

*necro'ed*

This is sad. Lia never got to write her autobio, and she was a massive contributor to Transcendence over the years. ):

[Angel~]

I agree... I miss her as well!!!   

[Vauxhall]

*mentally hits Lia with a newspaper roll* Y U LEAVE US.

[Angel~]

Don't leave us TToTT

[Vauxhall]

I think it's too late for that, since she already has left us.

... Despite coming back every now and then. xD

[Angel~]

I know... 

[Pau]

she did but she left it half - done....

....

*sits in a dark corner
shewillstillcomebackshewillstillcomebackshewillstillcomeback....

[Angel~]

*joins Pau in dark corner*
shewillstillcomebackshewillstillcomebackshewillstillcomeback....

[Vauxhall]

*shines a lamp at the dark corner*

[Angel~]

*hisses at light*

[Jess]

vaux stop being mean

[Vauxhall]

*satisfied cackling*

[Angel~]

*sends minions to take out Vally*

[Vauxhall]

*survives whatever attack it was because he's immortal, all-powerful, and charming as hell* xD

[Angel~]

*throws poop* blergh.

[Vauxhall]

*gracefully dodges*

[Angel~]

 

[Jess]

oh my

[Angel~]

Join in Jess!

[Jess]

how?

[Vauxhall]

You don't have to.
Ange is just going cuckoo.

[Jess]

thats not good

[Vauxhall]

Let her be. *backs away from crazy Ange*

[Jess]

oh my

[Angel~]

*chases after Vally*
You shall never escapeeee

[Vauxhall]

*insert something about girls chasing him everywhere*
*le flies away*
I will always escape.

[Angel~]

*angel's bird-minions take Vally down*

Teehee. You shall not.

[Vauxhall]

*falls down from the sky, makes a portal, and descends into hell... accidentally burning Ange's bird minions into ashes*
*hides*

Yes, I shall.

[Angel~]

*drags Vally out of hell in revenge for her fallen birdies*

You shall not.

[Jess]

WOW! a lot has happened today!

[Vauxhall]

*burns himself into ashes in Ange's grasp, consequently burning her too*

YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!!!

[Angel~]

*angelic aura protects me*
*sweeps up ashes into bag*

got you. 

[Vauxhall]

*phases through the bag via magic*

No, you don't.

[Angel~]

*tosses cage over Vally*

yes, I did.

[Vauxhall]

*slips through cage bars*

Hah!

[Angel~]

*tosses smaller cage over Vally*

Hah.

[Vauxhall]

*breaks out of smaller cage*

HAHAHA.

[Angel~]

*shoots legs*

Ha. Ha. Ha.

[Jess]

too much fighting is not good for you

[Angel~]

This is only having fun, don't worry Jess (:

[Vauxhall]

*doesn't have legs for now*
GURL, WHATCHU AIMING AT?



@Jess
It's all in the name of fun. Also, for some reason, Ange really wants to kill me, bring me back to life, only to kill me again. @.@ Virtually, of course.

[Angel~]

*holds up missing legs*
This n-n

And it is just fun, part of my virtual angelic self? I would never really kill my partner in crime~

[Vauxhall]

That's ok. And yes, of course. You are apparently an angel after all...

*regrows legs and flees while Ange is distracted*

[Angel~]

Yes, I AM.
*blinds Vally with angelic light and captures him*

[Vauxhall]

*Ange conveniently forgot I was wearing shades so she captured nothing but air*

[Angel~]

*gets out flamethrower*

[Vauxhall]

Your efforts are futile! Why don't you just up now?

[Angel~]

NEVER!!!

[Vauxhall]

*uses fire extinguisher*

Don't be stubborn, child.

[Angel~]

[Vauxhall]

Your way =/= my way.
So no. xD

[Angel~]

[Vauxhall]

[Angel~]