Never have I ever...

[Nonii]

I have. (it was more of a cactus "fruit" but it still had torns all over the place) It was really good (my favorite fruit now)

never have I ever played on a lute.

[Lampi]

I have, there was a lute player at a LARP I went to and he let me try. (I liked the sound, but I still prefer my guitar^^)

Never have I ever knit a sweater.

[Nonii]

OMG YOU PLAYED LUTE I'M SOOOOOO JEALOUS!!!!!


I tried. failed though...
Never have I ever suffered a waterintoxication.

[Angel~]

I think never... (don't know what it is...

Never have I ever knowingly eaten catfood

[Nonii]

NEVER! (klinkt als een doop )

Never have I ever spit fire. [BTW waterintoxication is just as it sounds like.. a WATER INTOXICATION. By drinking TOO much water.]

[Angel~]

Never.

never have I ever smashed a guitar. [waterintoxication sounds silly. How can you possibly drink too much water?]

[verdandi]

Never.

Never have I ever plucked a chicken.

[Lampi]

Never.

Never have I ever had a professional do my make-up.

[Angel~]

I have, at a trial in a shop! It was really fun.

Never have I ever put my hand in the fire.

[verdandi]

Not my whole hand, but I have stuck fingers in the fire.

Never have I ever touched a kangaroo.

[Angel~]

Never.

Never have I ever put legwarmers on my arms and walked around like that

[Lampi]

Never.

Never have I ever lit a firecracker and then forgotten to throw it away (but a stupid friend of mine did. He's fine, but feels really ... not so smart at the moment ^^)

[Angel~]

Never, that's so silly...

Never have I ever worn real fur.

[Krissy]

I've worn a fur coat before.

Never have I ever been bitten by a snake.

[Lampi]

Never, and even though I like snakes, I don't intend to ;-)

Never have I ever read a dictionary from beginning to end.

[Angel~]

Never, and not intending on doing it EVER.

Never have I ever puked after drinking alcohol.

[Lampi]

I have.... and it really efficiently taught me where my limits are.

Never have I ever eaten more than three chocolate bars in a day.

[verdandi]

Uggghhhhhh never....chocolate overdose = migraine!

Never have I ever made an ice cream cake.

[Harrstein]

nope, i like my cake above the freezingpoint

never have i snored while sleeping in a lecture (just sleeping on the otherhand)

[Angel~]

Never, of course I have slept through some...

Never have I ever shaved off my hair

[verdandi]

Never.

Never have I ever picked my nose in public.

[Angel~]

I'm pretty sure I did that when I was a kiddy...

Never have I ever touched my nose with my toe.

[Harrstein]

my bones hurt by only thinking about it, so a big fat nope

never have i missed my stop with train/bus

[Angel~]

Never, I'm always too scared to miss it and be late somewhere...

Never have I ever punched my computer screen

[verdandi]

I think I have done that.

(On a side note, how can you not touch your nose with your toe? It's the easiest thing! Just bend your head down and bring your foot up....wow, this sounds really weird, I'll shut up now. )

Never have I ever thrown up on a roller coaster.

[Angel~]

Never, I love them~

(Reply to the side note, I'm not that athletic... My muscles and tendons will start to scream...)

Never have I ever jumped off a cliff

[Lampi]

Never, I'm afraid of heights.

Never have I ever stayed awake for more than 2 nights in a row.

[Angel~]

Never, I always collapse somewhere halfway through the second night.

Never have I ever spent more than 60 euros on a bag

[tinnako]

Never, I always feel guilty if I spend 'too much' on something fashionable (all my spare money goes on books or art).

Never have I ever broken any bones.

[Angel~]

Never, and hoping to keep it that way

Never have I ever eaten a whole jar of marmite...

[verdandi]

Never. 

Never have I even tasted marmite!

[Lampi]

Never, but I've tried Vegimite (I always thought they were kind of the same thing, are they?) and it was nasty^^

Never have I ever been on holiday without friends or family.

[Blobsndrees]

Never, everyone thinks I'd get lost and for good reason too. When I first moved into my new house, I got went with my friends to the supermarket to buy ice cream but they had something else to buy so I headed back first thinking I would never get lost since it was just 2 streets away. I got lost and ended up in another city.
my ice cream melted too.

Never have I ever had a muscle cramp.

[Nonii]

Have, on a daily basis. Lucky you!
Never have I ever stepped on a small animal (jic.. insects excluded) and killed it.

[verdandi]

Never, and I'm glad because that would suck,

Never have I ever hit a person while driving (other cars and houses are another story....)

[Blobsndrees]

Never, I failed my theory because I accidentally mistook a stop sign for a 30 mph sign

Never have I played candy crush

[Harrstein]

Played what?

Never had a project working on the first try 

[verdandi]

I have! But it's very rare...

Never have I ever eaten jellyfish (but my husband has and says I should try it...).

[Blobsndrees]

you really should, it's amazing. Of course, that depends on who makes it, but the texture! I recommend any chinese restaurant and they have this starter plate of char siu, jellyfish etc. bunch of things put together and one of it is jellyfish. Ahhhh I want to eat some now...

never have I ever been on a hot air balloon

[Krissy]

nope. I'm scared of heights and would probably pass out :P

Never have I ever been in any type of sports competition.

[Blobsndrees]

not even sports day at school?! I've been in loads, swimming, tennis, badminton, table tennis, sprinting, relay, javelins, shotput, you name it xD

Never have I ever broken my phone

[Krissy]

nope. I've always had near indestructible phones. I've even had one that was made of stainless steel LOL

Never have I ever been to the ocean.

[Blobsndrees]

I have, the seaside, the seashells, and the sandcastles =D

Never have I eaten dango before

[verdandi]

I have! Mmm...dango...

Never have I ever been to Montana.

[Blobsndrees]

never, even heard of it xD maybe I'll google it up later

Never have I continued reading a manga when it hasn't been cleaned, even if the plot is amazing.

[Aurelia]

I've tried! XD But it didn't work out so well...

Never have I been sprayed by a skunk.

[Krissy]

Never. I hope I never get sprayed.

Never have I ever gotten frostbite.

[Blobsndrees]

nope, I try not to go into cold places if I can help it, I don't want any fingers falling off...

Never have I smoked before.

[verdandi]

I have, though only a couple times.  Not my cup o' tea...

Never have I ever walked in on my parents being "married" if you catch my drift (and thank the gods, too....).

[Nonii]

Never. Gosh Lucky me.. I think seeing that that would make a perfect " I wish I could un-see that!"

Never have I ever dated the same person twice after breaking up.

[Blobsndrees]

Never have I dated before, I've had people who blatantly showed they had a crush on me but back then, I was too focused on my studies and never responded, only when they gave up waiting for me to make a move, and started dating someone else, did I have a dull ache in my chest. *insert long sigh and a blob looking reminiscently at a beautiful sunset off a cottage next to a cliff and a translucent face of that person in the background*
Never have I dropped ice cream before! <-- I'm really proud of this one, heh.

[Fairth]

Never either!! And I'm also quite proud of that 

Never have I got caught when stealing  (I used to be a young fearless teenager.Now I can't even try the free services..)

[Blobsndrees]

I've never stolen anything 0_0 I was always closely guarded by my parents, I went to school by car, if I went out, it would be with the family and if I went to a friends house, my parents would take me there and back so I've never really gone out with my friends before and I don't need to steal anything when my parents are there, I can just have them buy it for me 

Never have I been a librarian.

[Fairth]

I have, for a week~ People were really unpleasant and lazy. You had to show them everything and they'd mess the whol library and leave 
But still I felt really good being surrounded by books and people who liked books as much as I did 


Never have I been expelled from school !!

[Blobsndrees]

^never  think what you would have to do to get you expelled...
>I'm busy you know, I'm really busy, yet I'm right here huh...
vDo you know how to cook?

[Fairth]

Yeah I know !! But I don't especially like it (I'm lazy when it's cooking for myself, but when it's for someone I like it feels good)

Never Have I been "surprised" by a bird's...

[Blobsndrees]

^heh I know a lot of people who can't say that, we used to line up in fire drills in the playground, and then seagulls would fly over, and everyone would like scream and take cover when the seagull flew over them because they were notorious for not being able to hold the excrements inside them xDDDD someone once got bird urea on their tie...
>I made a paper shuriken out of my exam paper once, they weren't happy with that
vHave you ever done anything to make examiners angry before?

[Nonii]

Jup I have. Dressed casual for oral exams.
Blob ur confusing the games xD
Never have I ever broken or even damaged a bone of mine. (I'm proud of this... even though my mom finds it more of a miracle for a wild child like me to stay whole after falling out of a tree or down the stairs.)

[Fairth]

I have. It happened twice or Thrice when I was playing Handball. I sometime had to play as a goal substitute. Rather dangerous Spot...

I've never stayed awake a whole night, then the whole day without a single nap. Even if I have to wake up at 6am, I fall asleep around 5am...

[verdandi]

I have.  I used to work as the third shift supervisor at a day care.

Never have I ever broken my collar bone.

[Krissy]

Never.
Never have I ever sat on the roof of a car.

[verdandi]

I have! I used to park my car out in the back woods and lay on the roof to watch the stars.

Never have I ever gone deep sea diving.

[Blobsndrees]

Nope.
Never have I been in the ocean

(Oh crap, I knew there was something wrong with my last post)

[Fairth]

I have too ?  You forgot to post a "Never have I..." So let's say, that it happened to me too: Having something wrong in my post (Wrong name, forgot answer or question etc...)
I want to thank the "EDIT" option !! 


I've never lost a child I had to take care of.

[Blobsndrees]

nope, if I saw a lost child I would send the nearest girl to it, I'm too scary for kids.

btw my last one was "never have I been in the ocean" xD now answer me! have you or have you not touched ocean water before!

[Krissy]

Nope. The closes was a lake that smelled like bird poo.

Never have I ever been been on a cruise ship.

[Blobsndrees]

Nope, I'm scared it will hit an iceberg and break into two, if I was a girl, I wouldn't mind but since I'm a guy, I don't want to die from letting the girls it on the floating door.
Never have I eaten a kebab

[Aurelia]

I have, and it was delicious.

Never have I broken a window

[Pau]

nope, if  I did then my parents would evolve to demons 

never have I went to any country before :b

[verdandi]

I have, but it was only two hours north to Canada...

Never have I ever been to South America.

[Aurelia]

Never, but I wish to go!

Never have I slept in more than 16 hours.

[Angel~]

Never...

Never have I ever stuck my nose in a froyo

[Blobsndrees]

Still dunno what Froyo is.. maybe I should google it, maybe I won't, either way, I've never done it xD

Never have I dropped toast, butter side down.

[Angel~]

Never, I dislike butter toast.

Never have I ever broke a bottle of perfume.

[Blobsndrees]

Never, I'm a guy, the only use I've had for perfume is to clean the resin off my violin strings, and even then, I only used it cuz I was too cheap to buy acetate and I stole my mums cheap perfume instead.

Never have I overslept.

[Angel~]

Oh gosh so many times, I can't even recall all of them...

Never have I ever eaten intestines...

[Blobsndrees]

EWWWWWW

Never have I eaten live octopus

[verdandi]

Never!

Never have I ever kissed a camel.

[Blobsndrees]

I've never seen a live camel but I don't want to, I'm not an animal person

Never have I been run over by a car

[Angel~]

Does being run into by a car count, then yes.

Never have I ever broken anything

[Blobsndrees]

I was training my sword techniques indoors one day because it was raining outside and I cut the chandelier in two. Does that count as breaking stuff?

Never have I been able to drive.

[Angel~]

I meant as in your bones...

Never, but I will start learning today :)

Never have I ever eaten a whole pie on my own.

[Blobsndrees]

I have, it was a mini pie XD

Never have I dropped an oreo

[Pau]

never. and even if i did, i'd still eat them (as long as it didn't fell on poo and other weird stuff  )

never have i gotten a full mark on any math test   

[Angel~]

Never, math is evil.

Never have I ever crashed a car

[Aurelia]

I've been in crashes but never crashed one...

Never have I been to a midnight premiere

[Blobsndrees]

Nope, but I've bought a book at midnight, not to a movie though.

btw I've gotten 100 in my maths tests often :3

Never have I known what lily's argument was about

[Aurelia]

And now you do LOL

Never have I gotten over 100% on an exam!

[Pau]

NEVER. iv'e once gotten 99 but never a 100   

never have i gotten a part-time job

[Angel~]

I have, I've worked in the same place for a year now but got fired... I have to stop working in July... I've had several summer jobs.

Never have I ever killed a mouse

[Blobsndrees]

I've never seen one in my life

Never have I failed an exam

[Angel~]

Oh I have, multiple times 

Never have I ever hit a teacher

[Blobsndrees]

I have, I was once accused of something I didn't do, I snapped and went crazy and attacked the teacher. Then they found out I was right so I didn't get punished. I gained a lot of reputation for that around the school.

Never have I caught a fly with my bare hands

[Pau]

well i didn't caught it. more like I accidently killed using a face towel.
I"M SORRY LITTLE FLY!!! 

never have i been shot by a gun

[Aurelia]

I HOPE NOT! I haven't.

Never have I been electrocuted.

[Blobsndrees]

I have, it hurt, my arm went numb, be wary of the plug when you're pulling it out T_T

Never have I been stabbed through by a sword

[Krissy]

nope. Where would you even find a real sword?

I have never gotten a concussion.

[Angel~]

They thought I had one, but it turned out just to be a migraine   

Never have I ever eaten bark of a tree

[verdandi]

Krissy, swords are easy to find! My husband has a katana.

I, too, have never eaten the bark of a tree.

Never have I ever had someone drool in my ear.

[Angel~]

Does the general area around the ear count as well? Then yes.

Never have I eaver eaten make-up. [that would be such a shame!!!]