WTF Thread

[Furgeson]

Share the things that made you go "What The F***" today! :D

Per the suggestion of the staff at lilawolves, I have discovered this beauty of a kpop video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7QAuATk-3g Just as I was about to ask my sweet little scanlation friends what they didn't like about this video, the song hit the chorus. I stared at the lyrics with increasing hatred for all things related to the korean music industry. Damn, this song is a laugh.

"Noona, if you really like me, don't say anything, just do what I tell you."
--> "I love you lots, but if you love me, you gots to prove it by having an affair with me, making yourself ugly, and listening to whatever I tell you to do as your heart and soul is crushed whenever you see me with my real girlfriend. And please, don't talk back to me, bishhh, cuz I have this seductive smile that makes you want to slap me. XD"
What dicks...Did Teens on Top (sounds like a freaking porn channel) seriously think they could pull this "image" off positively? The image of an unfaithful jackass? Wrong move, guys T_T

xEDIT: I watched it again, and I have to say, they're really selling the idea of jailbait. I think I have an overdose of underage boys thrusting their hips raunchily in unison, biting their lips, and thrusting their asses towards the camera... Oh god, the eyeliner! The guyliner!

Anyway, Amazing revelation! at 2:58 if you listen really close it sounds like he says dick? head in the back round.
Favorite part of this video is also easily 1:48, where they're all lined up, rating the poor woman's body. 10 out of 10, and the olympic gold medal goes to...! I am on a rant about sexism now, aren't I. ~_~

[Renny]

lol lilly

I was chatting to this girl (13) over this game on a chatting program. She had this attitude that she was better than me. she didn't believe me when I said some things and was staring a fight...  :swt:I think it was WTF moment

[icewing]

LILY!! D:

IT'S TEEN TOP!! NOT...TEENS ON TOP!! 

>.< b...but they're not thrusting ANYTHING. ok...ONCE. and it wasn't even "THRUSTING"
and they...only put their hands in their back pockets...not thrusting their asses towards the camera.

=_= i actually liked this a LOT better than Clap or Supa Love...


well, anyways...my WTF of the day is about...VICTORIA AND NICKHUN!


They fought over VEGGIES.

The story: "2pm Nichkhun and f(x) Victoria got in a fight or quarrel over planting lettuce and peppers."

basically, nickhun made a mistake during the process and...victoria blew up?

"Rumor is that Nichkhun calmed her down by using his own special treatment."

not suggestive at all... 

[`Shally.]

     
My WTF moments :

It was on a game in Counter Strike. And this girl, keep calling me a fake, slut, and a whore. The picture was obviously not me, because I post on my profile that it wasn't me. And I explain to her, but she didn't listen. So then she called some boys in, what's funny was that, her friends were my friends. (LOL) And so, the girl just gossiped saying, how ugly i am and slutty; but then one of my friend cracked, and told her to "stfu". And then we started an argument, because of her stupidity. She was 18 but she act like a effing idiot or some stupid kid. I actually didn't care what she said, but that's just like "WTF" that girl suddenly started talking to me about stupid shet. She didn't came to play the game, she came to flirt. I know most people do that (same as i am) but, that's just retarded, fighting over for just a "hot person" that you think that's the person's picture. Oh, and she reported my profile, for faking. AND I LOLOLED. But still, that was just messed up. :X Well my profile got back after a week. (:


     
-Tei.

[Furgeson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUycneBNAyM&feature=related

[Krissy]

What did I just watch... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpP5lh6Pl6c

[Renny]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU

[Ryu]

And to add to Renny's post: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRm01IruyWA&feature=relmfu
VIRAL VIDEOS FTW

[Renny]

  that is soo funny

watch in this order
1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky2Pc5XNtrw
2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDUH1Pjl5Sk

[Fairth]

xD !!
"No, no Go awaaaay"
The second one is the worst !!

[Krissy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng_waNx05Qs

me: hmmm... this sounds nice... *Reads the comments* *bursts out laughing* I just learned a new word...

[Fairth]

Don't know if you knew this but I didn't...
(My little brother made me listen to it)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO1QBTG6EXs

[happyblackcat]

/necro 

Kinda old but goooood
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhlOKYcJqPc
Destroying your favorite kpop songs with some KEnglish-lyrics. Extra bonus  @2:47

[icewing]

BLOW YOUR MIND~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxQmOR_QLfQ

[`Roze`]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD5HfM3DZt8

[Vauxhall]

*thread necromancy*

Not a Youtube video but:


Sounds like a Creepypasta. So cool.

[Blobsndrees]

wtf

[Pau]

 

[Angel~]

Dafuq? 

[Blobsndrees]

 

[Jess]

Omg that is so funny

even though u will never see something like that in American b/c everywhere u go there are those automatic toilet. Americans are so lazy cannot even flush.

[Angel~]

It somehow illustrates that there aren't only stupidified people out there

[Vauxhall]

I facepalmed at the sign.

But here's another WTF...

[Jess]

I am not sure what i just read *confused*

[verdandi]

Where the hell did you find that??

[Vauxhall]

Narnia. Tumblr.

[Pau]

O____O

[verdandi]

Fair enough.  Tumblr is the breeding ground of WTF.

[Jess]

^so true

[Vauxhall]

And precisely why I'm always there. xD

[Kiriane]

My friend made me watch this the other day. It's a Japanese game show so that should explain everything....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef39IvHE8tk

[Jess]

oh my god 

[Vauxhall]

I couldn't get past the first minute. O_____O

[Krissy]

 

[verdandi]

OMG that's hilarious.  You have to make it to at least 2:20 because the guy in red has the GREATEST look on his face.  He also has a lot of crotch on his face, but the two are related.

HAHAHAHAHA 3:14 "You're ass looks moist."  "It's always moist."  WTF indeed.  I'm posting this on my otouto's facebook wall.  Muahahahaha!

[Vauxhall]

Eurgh, it's so ratch. *shudders* No guy wants to see that.

[Jess]

Dandi i dont think i can make it that far in the video without 

[Vauxhall]

*shudders* Disturbing video is disturbing.

WTF moment:
Quila and I recently found out we can share the same IP addresses whenever we're at each other's house. Which is weird. And confusing. And idk. IP addresses aren't meant to be shared! *shakes fist at Australian internetz providers*

[verdandi]

Eurgh, it's so ratch. *shudders* No guy wants to see that.

Apparently you don't know many American college boys... "Taint claw" was rather popular, I recall.  So is the cock slap.  They'll touch each other as much as they want just to freak each other out.

It makes me very glad I'm not a dude.  Girls just touch each other.  "Smell my boobs, does this perfume smell good on me?" = normal conversation.

[Vauxhall]

UH. Really. I don't think I want to know what a taint claw is.
Us Aussie lads are definitely a different breed then. >.>"

[verdandi]

Us Aussie lads are definitely a different breed then. >.>"

And this would be why American girls love Aussie boys.

[Vauxhall]

^ That is a WTF in itself.
I'm sure... there are American boys who're... umm... not fond of taint claws or er... touching in general.

[Thefallenangel3]

First of all why do that to anybody and second im american and i dont want or will ever do any off that stuff like tha tainted claw as you say its uh   

[verdandi]

Scotty...you're not like most American college boys...

The guys in the theatre program (not my major, but I took a lot of theatre classes so was part of the group) were the ones who came up with taint claw (as far as I know).  They also invented "man love on ice" that involved one dude straddling another dude's lap as they slid down a hallway on a chair.  Both were straight. 

And cock slap is beloved by drunken frat boys everywhere as a punishment for the guy who passes out first. 

[Vauxhall]

Well... I guess it isn't as bad as a teabag.
There's no touching involved but for the person who passes out, it's a nightmare to wake up to. xP

[Kiriane]

More awesome Japanese videos! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKjaFG4YN6g

[verdandi]

Well... I guess it isn't as bad as a teabag.
There's no touching involved but for the person who passes out, it's a nightmare to wake up to. xP

Well, cock slap is about the same thing, only...with the other part of the package.  And really, the person who's doing the bagging/slapping is also being touched, by a forehead.

I really must reiterate how glad I am to be a girl.

[Vauxhall]

*shudders* If there's touching it's srs bsns, LOL. #AussieRulez xD

Also, really iffy about Japanese Youtube links now. I'm not sure if I want to click that, Kiriane...

[Kiriane]

Haha don't worry! That one's safe... I think. :P

[Krissy]

That is an uhhhh.... interesting way to teach English... 

Random video:http://youtu.be/Hv4YxECLOOc

[Pau]

Laughing from the video    

Dying due the fluffiness and cuteness overload   

[Vauxhall]

@Kiriane
Just watched it... Well then, that was... xD

@Krissy
Wow. What did those animals just--



Just found this and LOL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WteF0j5gYGk

[Soraiiya]

LOL @ vaux. best song ever.

this is quite entertaining: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnydFmqHuVo
the kangaroo's for you vaux LOLOL

[Vauxhall]

Lol! I saw that video a while ago. Dat kangaroo though.

Here's another WTF:
http://bit.ly/16qWLSg
I like how Australia contributes to this list, LOL.

[Vauxhall]

Er... Double post but I COULDN'T RESIST. Reminded me of Harr for some reason.

[Jess]

omg i cannot stop laughing that is so funny

[verdandi]

LMAO!! That's hilarious.

[Kiriane]

LOL xD

[Pau]

 

[Aurelia]

O_O

[verdandi]

So I got distracted on Youtube again (and burned my tempura crispies, dangit!), and found this little gem for y'all:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOwvmZSVrNU

Enjoy! Now off to post something adorable in the daily d'aww...

[Jess]

oh my! 

[Krissy]

[Kiriane]

That's some creepy shit.

[Jess]

thats really weird Krissy 

[Pau]

uhm....nice pikachu... 

[verdandi]

Pika-perv!

[Jess]

^ lol love that dandi :)

[Angel~]

You said it Dani dear

[Pau]

Pika-perv!

definitely

[Angel~]

Some people...

[Jess]

LOL

[Vauxhall]

Best thing I've seen in a while.

[Angel~]

That's actually nice...

[Soraiiya]

LOL, saw that on tumblr xD

[Vauxhall]

LOL, saw that on tumblr xD

Which is exactly where I got it from, ahahaha.

[Angel~]

yay tumblr 

[Vauxhall]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKTjseTPWag

I post this on the WTF thread because as a Harry Potter freak, I say:
WTF WHY ISN'T THIS A REAL THING.

Yep. Enjoy.

[xianchan]

I went to the local bookstore for the first time yesterday, to buy my bi-weekly allowance of manga (I have to do this to myself, or I'd be forever broke), and I was a little confused by what I saw. Either Enid has some demographics that I was unaware of, or whoever is in charge of purchasing has a method I don't understand. First, they had NO Blue Exorcist (which was what I wanted), no D.Gray-Man (second choice), and no Cage of Eden (third choice). So automatically I was a little put out, but decided to make the best of it and look over what they did have. There was Death Note, and DBZ, and a couple of volumes of Rurouni Kenshin. Then there were some series I had never even heard of, a few that definitely looked like something I'll have to check out. And then, I had my WTF moment. Now mind you, they've put the manga in the young teen section, and I've already been scratching my head at the T+ and A ratings on some of the books on offer, when all of a sudden I realize - they have volumes of June on sale but no ONE PIECE?!?!?! That's one of the top three!! WTF?!?!?! Now don't get me wrong, I have nothing against June, and god knows I love yaoi (which is what the particular volume of June I was looking at was), but my mind couldn't quite wrap around the whole situation. So I stood in the aisle of the Young Teen section with a volume of June yaoi in my hands, staring at the bookshelves for a good minute with this look on my face ->  :e0765523: Then I bought a volume of Bakuman. That is all.

[Jess]

WOW! talking about can i see the manager! lol

[xianchan]

I know! I wanted to say, "Excuse me, but you are obviously in need of a Purchasing Manager for your graphic novel selection. I would like to take this position. You can pay me in books." 

[Jess]

^ lol i love that, i am so going to use that next time i go to the store

[xianchan]

*L* Let me know if it works. Then we can get together and plan a worldwide racket in Purchasing for Manga. Sweeet!

[Jess]

i will!

[Angel~]

Sounds good! I shall join in 

[Jess]

YAY! :)

[Vauxhall]

#trufax

[Jess]

that is a old joke, but it is so funny! lol

[Angel~]

Sooooo, you caught quila's boomerang?

[Vauxhall]

No, she caught mine.
Hers hit me on the head and knocked me out cold for a few hours.

[Angel~]

Ah, interesting 

[Jess]

that was a weird visual in my head lol

[Angel~]

Weird, but good. Strange how they often go hand in hand...

[Jess]

yea they do! lol

[Angel~]

 

[Vauxhall]

And that's why we're here. To celebrate the weird and the good.

Bt srsly doe. The things I find on Tumblr...

[Angel~]

I've seen that all over 9gag already. What is up with that?

[Vauxhall]

The thing is the caption in the red bar.
Whatta coinky-dink.

[Angel~]

Yeah, so true.

[Vauxhall]

Ok, in light of our enlightening conversation about education systems in the cBox:

• Need money for education
• Need education for job
• Need job for money

?? ?? ?? ?
Do you see what's wrong with this?
WTF, WHO MADE UP THIS SYSTEM says the poor university student. > .>