Corrupt A Wish

[Angel~]

Granted, but it will be a mud pie

I wish for me to plan things better

[Nonii]

Granted but it'll turn out worse.
I wish everything turns out fine tomorrow!!!

[Angel~]

Granted, but the results will be terrible

I wish for my injury to quit nagging me

[Nonii]

Granted, but everything else will be injured and start nagging.
I wish I owned my own planet together with my bestfriends ^_^

[Angel~]

Granted, but you would have terrible fights all the time

I wish for essaywriting to dissapear

[Nonii]

granted, but you'll have super hard exams ALL the time.

I wished I could change my haircolor as i wished all the time without having to color it over and over again.

[Angel~]

[I already have...]

Granted, but your skin will always look yellow

I wish for my bed

[Nonii]

granted but it'll be filled with burning coals that can't be removed.
I wish for this subject to become interesting.

[verdandi]

Granted, but then all other subjects will bore you.

I wish for business to pick up at work.

[Lampi]

Granted, but then you'll have almost no time for reading manga anymore.

I wish I could talk to cats...


(I loved this game in the forum I used to go to, great to find it here as well^^)

[verdandi]

Granted, but then they'll NEVER. SHUT. UP.
I wish my cold would go away so I would not have to blow my nose every other minute... 

[Nonii]

Granted, but you'll have to blow it every second.

I wish I could use magic to move and do things. (like cooking, moving furniture and stuff like that)

[Lampi]

Granted, but then everyone you know would annoy you with requests for help :-)

I wish the heating would finally be fixed at my place.

[Angel~]

Granted, but it will be too hot all the time

I wish for my headache to dissapear

[Nonii]

granted, but you're headache will disappear by fainting (and being out for at least 15 min) whenever it's going to appear.

I wish it was November 13th already!

[Lampi]

Granted, but the event you're waiting for will be moved to the 14th, so you'll have to wait even longer...

I wish I wouldn't have to get up early tomorrow.

[Nonii]

granted but you'll have sleepless nights for a whole week.

I wish my lil cousins were here <3

[`Shally.]

granted, but I took them away, because I have the power to.

I wish I can start training as an editor. D:

[verdandi]

Granted, but then we'll suddenly have an influx of editors and only need translators.

I wish I could go to Norway to see aurora borealis.

[Angel~]

Granted, but aurora borealis dissapeared

I wish for my schoolwork to stop being this much I WILL DIE THIS WAY BAKA TEACHERS!!!

[Lampi]

Granted, you'll have fewer tasks, but they will be a lot harder...

I wish it'd stop raining...

[Nonii]

Granted, but It'll NEVER EVER rain again.
I wish I pass ALL my exams from now on.

[Krissy]

Granted but you will fail at everything else.

I wish I was better at writing essays.

[verdandi]

Granted, but you'll never be able to do math equations again.

I wish for some hot chocolate.

[Lampi]

Granted, but it cools down before you can take the first sip.

I wish it was summer^^

[verdandi]

Granted, but you'll have a weird summer blizzard.

I wish the cereal I bought didn't taste like cardboard.

[Lampi]

Granted, but it'll taste like Brussels sprouts instead (my least favourite vegetable...)

I wish I had a robot to do my work.

[Angel~]

Granted, but it will malfunction really soon

I wish for my bosses to be less scary...

[Nonii]

granted, but he/she will becom so awfully cute that you won't be able to even look at him/her, let alone talk or following her orders.

I wish I could understand my bird

[Lampi]

Granted, but it'll talk about food all the time and that'll make you hungry^^

I wish I could read and understand every book in 5 minutes.

[Angel~]

Granted, but you won't remember it.

I wish for my homework to be done

[Lampi]

Granted, a genie will do it perfectly - but in a language that you don't speak.

I wish I didn't have to do the dishes.

[verdandi]

Granted, but you'll have to clean the whole house.

I wish the hot cocoa I made tonight didn't taste like crap. (Weird liquor flavoring)

[Lampi]

Granted - it'll taste like beer instead. 

I wish I wasn't that lazy anymore...^^

[rachkelly]

Granted, but then you'd become a workaholic :)

I wish i wasn't sick!

[verdandi]

Granted, but then you'll be doubly sick next week!

I wish I the camera god would smile upon me and stop preventing me from buying a new camera. *sob*

[Lampi]

Granted, but the pictures you'll take with your new camera will all show ghosts^^

I wish my laptop wasn't so slow.

[Angel~]

Granted, but now you have to chase it down every time you turn it ob

I wish that I didn't need sleep

[verdandi]

Granted, but you'll have to dream while you're awake and lose touch with reality.

I wish I could get up the energy to take my kid shopping today...

[Angel~]

(I'm pretty much at that stage already so its all good xP)

Granted, but you have so much energy you are moving too fast for your kid to keep up with

I wish for longer.holidays and shorter school periods

[Harrstein]

There ya go, but now they depend more on homework

I wish for more booze

[verdandi]

Granted! (And I'm coming over)  But you'll suddenly only be able to handle one drink and I get the rest.

I wish we had a second car so I didn't have to take my husband to & from work (45 minutes away).

[Lampi]

Granted, but it won't work most of the time, so you'll still have to drive him to work^^

I wish the winter holidays had started already...

[Angel~]

Granted, but they only last 2 days

I wish for tickets to the concert of The Script...

[Harrstein]

granted, but now it has been canceled

i wish for my programming assignment to work

[Angel~]

Granted, but when you hand it in it will dissapear

I wish for the winter to be over

[Harrstein]

granted, but now it is 40+ C

i wish i could sleep

[Lampi]

Granted, but you'd have such a great dream that you wouldn't want to wake up... but you will, and then you always long for it^^

I wish I'd be paid without having to work.

[verdandi]

Granted, but all the money would be counterfeit.

I wish for a cheeseburger.

[Tahura]

Granted, but the person who made it sneezed on it before giving it to you~

I wish I had my driving permit ^.^

[Lampi]

Granted, but you won't have a car, so it'll be useless.

I wish it was new year's eve already^^

[Angel~]

Granted, but you'll sleep through the whole thing.

I wish for my illness to go byebye at last

[verdandi]

Granted, but then you'll get a new one.

I wish for a day with NOTHING to do at all.

[Angel~]

Granted, but you'll be bored out of your mind.

I wish that I could watch more episodes of the game of thrones!

[Lampi]

Granted, but you'll have to wait till March '13... ( I'm waiting, too, so why shouldn't you? XDDD)

I wish I had a cat, or better even, two cats^^

[Angel~]

(^ I won't have to, I just started with my family, so we get more tonight!)

Granted, but they will tear apart your home with their nails

I wish for a fully cooked christmas meal with no work whatsoever

[verdandi]

Granted but you'll have to go to a restaurant for it.

I wish for a baguette.

[Lampi]

Granted, but it'll be hard and dry.

I wish for cake XD

[Angel~]

Granted, but it will be partly eaten by mice.

I wish for my granny to quit whining about stuff

[Lampi]

Granted, but she'll start telling you stories about her youth for hours ( that's what my grandma does, and even though she definitely has interesting things to say, it gets boring after too many repetitions...)

I wish I could go on holiday to a warm and sunny place.

[Angel~]

Granted, but you will get a heatstroke and have to stay inside during your trip.

I wish for my job to pay more...

[Nonii]

granted but it'll become so disgusting you won't be able to do it anymore.
I wish my pages would clean themselves!

[Angel~]

Granted, but they will clean themselves so well that you end up with blank pages.

I wish for early mornings to go byebye 

[Nonii]

granted, since the sun rise will happen after you had to get up.

OOps forgot my wish xD

Wish I could read ppls mind

[Lampi]

Granted, but you can only read the unpleasant things people are thinking, so you'll end up hating everyone.

I wish I could get  free books at my favourite bookstore.

[Nonii]

Granted but they'll be sooooo awful that you'll never want to read anything ever again. Not even a chat.

I wish I could know what to do about everything that troubles me.

[Angel~]

Granted, but now you'll be bored out of your mind

I wish for superpowers

[Nonii]

granted but you won't be able to control them and you'll crush anything you touch (forever alone)

I wish I could see DNA.

[Lampi]

Granted, but with your super-vision, you won't be able to recognize things bigger than DNA anymore.

I wish I didn't have to cook anything for our New Year's party.

[Angel~]

Granted, but you'll starve.

I wish for dinner...

[verdandi]

Granted, but it will be cold and gross.

I wish for some buffalo wings!

[Angel~]

Granted, but they will fly away before you can eat them.

I wish to be able to eat anything

[Lampi]

Granted, but it will all taste bad.

I wish we had any clean dishes in the flat without me having to annoy my flatmates to get busy cleaning them...

[Samu]

Granted, but all of them will break after being touched.

I wish I had no homework. x.x

[Lampi]

Granted, but you'll have to do chores during the time you'd usually spend on homework.

I wish elves wrote the essay I have to hand in next week.

[Angel~]

Granted, but it will be in Elvish so the teachers can't read it.

I wish for CDs to be cheaper... 

[Lampi]

Granted, but only those with crappy music will be affordable...  (even though I also think cheaper CD'S would be great^^)

I wish I didn't have to pay rent today.

[Angel~]

Granted, but now you have to pay double tomorrow.

I wish for all my homework to be done in 5 seconds.

[Lampi]

Granted, but all the answers are wrong.

I wish I lost weight more easily.

[Angel~]

Granted, but it finds you again really fast ;) [I'm with you, it does doesn't seem to go away!]

I wish for my legs to stop randomly hurting.

[Lampi]

Granted, but now they start twitching at random intervals and you end up kicking people who stand close to you^^

I wish I had a working PC that's fast enough to play games on.

[Angel~]

Granted, but now it plays your games for you, so you have nothing to do.

I wish that it will be summer soon.

[verdandi]

Granted, but it will only last a week before we're thrown into a cataclysmic winter.

I wish a cute personal trainer would suddenly get a crush on me and decide to help me get in shape for free. 

[Lampi]

Granted, but he'll wnat you to be even prettier than you are already and make you work really hard...

I wish I'd never ever get sick again.

[Blobsndrees]

granted, but you still get sent to the hospital when you are run over by a truck

I wish I could see the future (especially my exam paper)

[Lampi]

Granted, but even though you know the questions, the answers will still be a mystery to you^^

I wish I had a cat   

[verdandi]

Granted, but then you'll be hopelessly allergic to it.

I wish I had a cheese danish.

[^Renny^]

granted but you'll have it only once

I wish i could fly

[Lampi]

Granted, but the heights will make you sick.

I wish I was done with all my tasks for today

[^Renny^]

Granted but you'll get double tomorrow

I wish i could freeze time

[Blobsndrees]

granted, you managed to freeze time for 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 seconds

I wish someone gave me something to TS

[^Renny^]

granted but its 50 pages to do in one night

I wish I were a vampire

[Lampi]

Granted, but you'll be out during the daytime and turn to ashes... (Sorry!)

I wish life came with safe points^^

[Nonii]

granted but they'd be @the worst points in ur life. (sorry)

I wish wish i could see the worst things happening to my 5 friends; at least a week beforehand; to avoid themfrom happening.

[Blobsndrees]

granted, but fate cannot be changed, no matter how hard you try, the inevitable will always occur.

I wish I had a mokona chess set 

[verdandi]

Granted, but the pieces will keep running around saying, "Puuuuuu!" when you try to play.

I wish I had a real, live Kodama. 

[Blobsndrees]

He now belongs to you (rofl) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Batiri

I wish I had cup noodles, the amazingly tasty nisshin kind, preferably seafood flavour

[Harrstein]

here you have it, but you have no water to boil it

I wish that the electronics of the boat just worked (not just when the angle of the moon is right etc)

[verdandi]

Granted, but it gets a hole and sinks under the full moon.

I wish to be able to make this face: 

[Krissy]

Granted but your face is stuck like that forever.

I wish I didn't have to go to school today.