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Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:02

OOPS, EVORY HAS EVOLVED INTO AN ACTUAL PERSON

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:03

JUST ANOTHER 22 AND I SHALL BE RICH!!

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:04

IT'S GETTING HARDER FOR ME EVORY TO THINK OF NEW THINGS TO TYPE.

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:06

JUDGING BY THE FACT THAT I, NO, EVORY IS SLOWLY RETURNING TO SPEAKING IN FIRST PERSON, HER SPAM RAMPAGE MUST BE COOLING SOMEWHAT...

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:06

SOON, THE CAPS MIGHT EVEN DISAPPEAR...

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:07

see?

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:09

*My other personality that appears when I'm enraged* Nooooo!!!!!

Don't shut me back in! I haven't been out since you were a small toddler!!! Nuuuuuuuu

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:10

*a fierce inner struggle*

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:12

*OTHER PERSONALITY WINS, BECAUSE A NON-RAMPAGING EVORY CAN'T POSSIBLY THINK OF ANOTHER 15 POST TO WRITE SO SHE'LL BECOME RICH, AND DEFINITELY NOT ANOTHER 23 TO BEAT DREX*

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:12

I WIN

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:13

NO EVORY WINS.

OR AM I THE OTHER PERSONALITY?

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:13

THIS IS GETTING CONFUSING...

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:14

WTH, I'LL JUST KEEP TALKING IN FIRST PERSON.

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:14

ONLY TEN MORE TO GO AND I'LL BE RICH...

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:16

AND 8 MORE TO BEAT DREX...

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:17

OTHER PERSONALITY CAN'T STAND LOSING... OR IS IT HER (=EVORY#1)??

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:19

I SHALL BE "OTHER PERSONALITY" NO MORE, I SHALL BE "YROVE"

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:19

FOR THOSE AMONG YOU WHO DO NOT GET IT, THAT'S "EVORY" SPELLED BACKWARDS.

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:20

BUT I DOUBT THAT THERE'S ANYONE WHO DIDN'T GET IT.

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:21

I JUST NEEDED ANOTHER POST Y'KNOW

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:21

...

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:22

ONE MORE AND I'M RICH...

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:22

I'M RICH!!

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:23

NOW, WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THAT MONEY...

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:24

*YROVE NOTICES A STIR IN THE BACK OF HER MIND, BUT IGNORES IT*

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:25

I WONDER WHO WAS THE NARRATOR IN THE PREVIOUS POST... AH, WHATEVER *SHRUGS*

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:26

I GUESS IT'S TIME FOR SOME MORE MANIACAL LAUGHTER!!!

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:28

MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA-- URGH!

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:32

*Yrove chokes and would have died, but because she only exits in the mind of the still perfectly healthy Evory (and is therefore incapable of really dying), she gets reincarnated and locked in a deep, dark, ominous and hidden part of Evory's mind*

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:33

Wow, just two more.

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:47

You know, you can't really blame this enormous amount of spamming on me, because technically, it wasn't me.

I had it all planned out!! It was my intention to let my dark other personality, no, "Yrove" out to get more posts! So actually, it really was me all along!! And you'll probably never read this unless you highlight this text!!! MuhahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! <--a very scary combination of maniacal laughter of both Yrove and Evory.

I AM AN EVIL GENIUS/WE ARE EVIL GENIUSSES!!!! MuhahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

*It appears that Evory doesn't even need to have an evil other personality to do evil deeds, like excessive spamming... she is evil enough all by herself*
*Highlight the text above the previous sentence to see why that makes sense*

Evory · August 05, 2009, 23:50

Nooooo!!! You betrayed me all-knowing-narrative-and-describer-of-events-that-speaks-between-asterisks! I thought I could trust you!

drexizle · August 05, 2009, 23:58

what the !?
100 posts !? just like me !?
oh no you don't!

*SUPER MEGA AWESOME STAB*

Mithril · August 06, 2009, 00:34

Wah!! Evory's double-posting!! Or should I say multiple-posting?? That is a taboo in every forums >.< lmao^^

Evory · August 06, 2009, 01:02

note: I took so long typing this post, it required multiple edits because people had already responded before I finished. If you're too lazy to read all of this: It contains a small celebration, some excuses and self reflection. Note to self: don't start doing something else when you are writing your explanatory reply about your sins in previous posts.

Here it is, the last-rampaging post:
*Evory goes back to being the quiet, shy and polite person she was before her spamming rampage.*

But hey, this is my
110th post!!!
I made it!!
*dances with joy*

Just don't believe everything that asterisks-guy/gal says, I'm not really evil... not very much... I guess... probably... *starts questioning her personality*

...

Conclusion of self reflection:
WAAAAAHH!! NOBODY WILL LOVE ME ANY MORE AFTER THIS WAAAAAAAAH!!!

I SUPPOSE I AM EVIL AFTER ALL...

edit after seeing drexizle's reply: NOOO!! PLEASE DON'T STAB ME, MY INTENTIONS WEREN'T SO EVIL!!!

The following is what I really intended to be in my last spam-rampaging post, but I had already started typing the previous before I realised I had already planned what to write for the last post:

ahem.

Dear readers,
I finally made it, this is my 110th post. I had to deal with an other personality ("YROVE!!" yes yes I know...), am guilty of some onion head abuse, I used a bit of my deeply stored creativity and it had cost be some sleeping time, but I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it (if you bothered to go through all what I've written of course). Perhaps I will be less shy on forums from now on, I might even make more posts on my MF account to increase the "whopping" three posts I have now edit after seeing Mithril's reply (Though no more double posting... probably. And drex started it! *tries very hard not to sound like a whiny toddler and fails utterly and miserably*). And who knows, maybe in real life too. Perhaps that was what I really wanted, to be seen for once, maybe even thought of as somewhat amusing and viewed as the nice girl I am (though I think I definitely blew that last part).

...

Geez I sound like... Gah, I don't even know what I sound like. Something corny and sad at least. (wait... does that mean I am corny and sat as well as evil? Nuuuuuu!!

*more onion head abuse* ~~I need a hug...~~*strike-through because she doesn't want to appear as someone who feels sorry for herself (at which she completely failed in my opinion)* asterisks-person, you're mean (but still right)

*sudden realisation: perhaps I didn't post a lot, because the few non-editing related posts I've written are insanely long! Post count doesn't say anything, it's their content that matters!!* (everyone: ... couldn't you have figured this out before you went rampaging?)

I am going to sleep now, as it is 8:04 AM.

<-- Finally a happy onion head after all the crying and depressed ones... *will use more happy ones from now on*

Evory

P.S. ... This must be the longest spam post EVER (not counting the ones were you copy-paste some text over and over again)
P.P.S. Though I guess if you remove the onion heads, it will be a lot shorter...
P.P.P.S. Because it is a spam forum, I'll contribute my share of non-creative spamming:
SPAM

SPAM

P.P.P.P.S. I just realised I'm only 20 posts away from being Noble...

P.P.P.P.P.S. Nuuu! drex now has a 113 posts!! *controls herself* This one counts for at least 10, right?

Mithril · August 06, 2009, 03:11

I am............. IMMORTAL!! Bwahahahahaha!!

Tammy · August 06, 2009, 03:35

.....................................................................................
who's the person who said we should have a spam page? Let's go kill them.

Tammy · August 06, 2009, 03:36

Oh wait...I think it was me....
*goes to find a bullet proof vest.

Mithril · August 06, 2009, 05:48

*dances around* Tammy double posted~ Tammy double posted~ *goes to find a bazooka* lol

werr · August 06, 2009, 08:16

The spam page shouldn't raise the post count ...
Mithril I can lend you a balistic missile if you want? (it has a 300km range...)

Tammy · August 06, 2009, 16:14

*goes to find a balistic missle proof vest*
*finds a nuclear weapson bunker while she's at it*

drexizle · August 06, 2009, 22:12

muahahaha i'm already rich so i can just buy missiles

Tammy · August 07, 2009, 02:20

wait...I'm immortal...which means...unable to be killed!
:P

Max · August 07, 2009, 02:21

but, you COULD be tortured for all of eternity

Criss · August 07, 2009, 03:07

Angels

Cheradee · August 07, 2009, 07:42

O________________________________O spam. xD

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drexizle · August 07, 2009, 10:21

SHUKA CHAM BAGGOT
that means spam in pretty language

Tammy · August 07, 2009, 19:59

...

drexizle · August 08, 2009, 18:13

miwa

that means super cabbage bag

werr · August 09, 2009, 06:51

I think drexizle has gone nuts...

drexizle · August 09, 2009, 09:03

chichi wo cabba got
that means you're just jealous xD

drexizle · August 09, 2009, 09:03