Hi, the annoying onion said.

[none]

Oh dear...
why is everyone looking this way???
am i supposed to introduce myself? (yes.) 
...
Anyways, I don't know if I'm part of the staff or not, or whether i'm even alive.  But according to a godsent e-mail, I am something. 
It's nice to meet you.
... as a dust speck.   
Please be nice, and don't kill me. 
Love,
me.

[werr]

Welcome to transcendence.

Did you apply for a staff possition?

[none]

Hello.
I have applied. Thank you for your concern.
XDD

[Catriona]

Welcome 

[Ayro]

Oh, well I'm pretty sure your dead, hence all the voices you keep hearing. So now you can have no fear of anyone killing you.
So tell me, how big is your rehab building? Mine is ginormically hugeantic.

[Iteza]

Welcome None (is that how we should call you  ) to the team!!

Oh, and don't worry, as we are all nice here ....... at least I think so 

[Zephyr_of_the_Mist]

Welcome None!  I'm Zephyr, and I hope you like it  here. Can I ask what you applied for?

Don't worry, I'm new here too and everyone's really great and no one bites your head off.  except Tuesdays...  and Thursdays.




Don' worry, I'm a dust spec too! 

[Tammy]

Welcome!
And yes, we don't bite, much. I like your name.
I'm Tammy! Nice to mee you. :DD

[gummybear]

welcome!! im new too  nice to meet u! im angela but u can just call me gummybear or angie! look forward to working with you! 

[xdeathcat]

That's an awesome introduction and name! 

Welcome to Transcendence~

Are you chinese, korean, japanese translator?

[Dia]

  none! by the way, curious name...  I think that here in transcendence we don't bite... but *cough* some like to eat those who are freshmans... *cough* don't worry! we'll protect you!!!!