Female or Male?

[Furgeson]

Lol! I was originally just going to make it Are you a girl or a boy?
But it was too tempting...
Maybe I should put Sharwie on trial, next.

[Eri]

I'm mostly female. 

Tho I have a lot of very male tendencies and I dig chicks sometimes. I sort of go half and half, one side of me is pretty feminine and the other quite masculine. Probably where my major seme tendencies come from.

[Furgeson]

I have nothing to say.
You, my friend, are weird.
T___T Ah well, you can go off and have troubles with your sexuality.

[Eri]

I don't have any troubles with my sexuality. I accepted it a loong time ago.

Being bi is fun, double the choice!

Having said that, I still prefer guys by far (I'm super picky about the type of girls I find hot). 

and of course I'm weird ~ so are you, that's why we get along so well. 

[Furgeson]

WOWWW! Three votes in a record time!

I don't take that well, Eri. T___T
Last time, I got told that by Zephi. *sniffles. Then she ate me. 
DID I REALLY NEVER HAVE SANITY?!!!

[Eri]

I think sanity rapidly starts to decline in our line of work. That's assuming we ever had it to begin with.

In RL I think mine left a long time ago. It makes writing very.. creative. 

And sometimes the truth is hard to swallow. *pats* Many of us go through a period of denial about our lack of sanity, but you'll come to accept it sooner or later.

Or maybe the denial is the proof that you've already lost it? 

I'm putting way too much thought into this..

[Furgeson]

*Lily remains silent. That bit of thought made her a bit depressed. She flounces off to do something useful, other than a post war between Eri. Ok, fine. Maybe she'll continue the pst war. DAMNIT.

[Eri]

Ahh the depressive period is that time between realizing the truth and actually accepting it. *pats* my sympathies.

The post war is pretty fun - what a day for spamkind! 

[Furgeson]

I HAVE THINGS TO DO!
YOU RUIN MY LIFE, MEANIE!

[Eri]

I'll stop posting when you do!

I think you just can't get enough of me. 

[Shrubbery]

>Was supposed to be just a lil ole shrub<

Hey Furge, weren't you supposed to be gone somewhere?  Or did I read the wrong post?

Love, "Mommy"

PS:  Have you watched "You're Beautiful"?  I love Jang Geun Suk's emo character!

[Furgeson]

Well, change of plans, I didn't go off on that min-vacation.
Hello Mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I HAVE watched "You're Beautiful"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVED IT!!!!
Yeah, my exclamation marks are cool. They can make an army. 

[Eri]

She didn't go off on that vacation because she was too busy responding to posts. 

Plus, you can't go on vacation cos then I'd have no one to post back and forth to. 

[Furgeson]

Epicly lame excuse.

[Eri]

Well, what's YOUR excuse? 

Besides, you're the one who's posting back to me, so who's epicly lame now? 

P.s - it's 'epically', miss anal quality checker. 

[Furgeson]

Ah well, It's not like this is in a release.
I try not to be too anal because it's fucking annoying when you really don't need to be anal,
Ms. Hatefully anal EIT.

[Eri]

hateful? me? since when?

I'm shocked by your accusation! If anything I'm loving and tolerant to but up with a brat like you! 

[Furgeson]

True, I am a bit of a brat.
I mean, a lot of a brat.

[Eri]

Yeh you really are, but it's kind of cute. 

If it gets too severe I'll just take drastic measures. 

[Furgeson]

lol! You dare!
*fwips out FILSK.

[Eri]

Dare I ask.. what is a FILSK? 

[Furgeson]

Newbies, they never know.
*shakes wise head sadly.

Fiery Immortal Lily Steak Knife.

[icewing]

I SHALL USE SUPER IMPROVED ICEY VERSION OF FILSK ON Ms. LILY.

yep. hm....i should i go change my sig.....mwahaha..HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Eri]

I should have guessed!

But we all know that the pen is mightier then the steak knife! 

*whips out her Scribbly Pen of Demoralization +2*

Now I am readeh! 

and ooh.. Icey is packing some hate right there! 

[icewing]

Icey's version:

I shall use my ZIRNHFACSOD on liliful :D :

ZUPER INTENSE RADIATION NUCLEAR HYDROGEN FROZEN APPLE CHAIN SAW OF DOOOOOOOOM 

mwahahahaha...MWHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

[charmy]

oh my, all the weapons of mass destruction.

may you all seek world forum peace.

[Furgeson]

YOU ARE A SHIT BLOB, SLAVE! YOU PEON!
HOW DARE YOU BLESS US AS IF YOU'RE SOME FORUM GOD!  *stabs Charmy a few dozen times.

Look Eri. The answer to all life's questions always comes from Lacialle-sama.
"It's true that the pen is mightier than the sword. But most times, you just need a larger sword."
You see, darling? Will you pen be immortal? I think not. 

Ah ha, but you see... tis but an apple chain saw.
How can your little toy match a steak knife? I think not. Old fashioned is best.
Besides, you can't even pronounce it. 

[icewing]

have you forgotten the ZUPER INTENSE NUCLEAR HYDROGEN CHAINSAW OF DOOM??? 

TIS NOT A LITTLE TOY. TIS A THING TO PLAY WITH LITTLE TOYS LIKE LILYFUL

*STABS LILYFUL TWICE MORE FOR STABBING PRECIOUS CHARMY*

[Furgeson]

Lol! Icewing, I've already passed immortal.
I tis the eye of heaven... You can no longer kill me. 

[Eri]

Look Eri. The answer to all life's questions always comes from Lacialle-sama.
"It's true that the pen is mightier than the sword. But most times, you just need a larger sword."
You see, darling? Will you pen be immortal? I think not. 

Of course the pen is immortal - what it writes carries on through history.
Probably the best example is the bible. Love it or hate, it's immortal to date.
Also, faming or defaming of someone carries on long past the authors death (even if said death is by a large sword), so unfortunately what Lacialle said doesn't hold true.

Suck on that, steak-knife lady! 

[Melody]

I see war~ <-a random bored out passerby

now ppl, lets calm our heads and talk peac..(stabbed by flying pen before finishing the sentence)

........who dared stab the great me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now, I will use the UHFSODDD (Ultimate Hatred Filled Staff Of Demoralizatioin, Destruction, and Destroy) and turn you all into dust~

[Furgeson]

Of course not, my lady.
With a big enough sword, I can destroy civilization and the world.
Also, if there was not a sword, chaos would be everywhere, and your little scribbly pen would never have anything to write on. 
And that pen was Eri's. Please promptly destroy her. ^__^
Thank you. We hope you have a nice day. 

[Melody]

it's reminding me of that essay we wrote earlier this year for... was it new york times?
"is the pen mightier than the sword"

lol

[Furgeson]

They say that the pen is mightier than the sword... EVERY SINGLE TIME.
Try for some variety! 
How often are noobs writers? How often are writers noobs? *titters
Swords are cooler than ballpoint pens. It's a fact of life, Melly!
With the except of fountain pens... MMmmmmm 

[icewing]

FOUNTAIN PENS FTW.

lil. give up.

[Furgeson]

Fountain pens are cooler than swords~~~
But not cooler than steak knives. HOW COULD I GIVE UP?! XD 

[icewing]

steaks knives are boring.

ICEY CLAIMS THE HUGE BUTCHER KNIFE!!

[Furgeson]

Sorry, I claim all knives.
But steak knives are perfect for sadism, you see. 
Butcher knives are such an easy kill compared...

[Melody]

so i will use fountain pens and....and.....and soak you all in ink~
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Furgeson]

That's, urm. Real killer.
I fear for my life... O_O

[Melody]

yes, you should!

*especially if you happen to be wearing a super expensive dress and just done your hair (which i doubt would ever happen to me)*

[Furgeson]

Hmmm, in that case, I'll only have to fear for myself, once every year.
This is nice, no fear, no care. Melly's off the list... 

[Melody]

cuz me in a dress only happens once in a hundred years.

MWAHAHAHAHA

u'll never catch me in a dress~

[icewing]

*high fives mel* lets bring down Lily together :D

[Furgeson]

Well, there's
graduation
prom
semi
photo
performance
recital
^__^

[Melody]

O.O <-soul flies out

icey~lily's being mean to me~

[Furgeson]

HOW SO?!
I was just stating the truth. 
If anything, Icey the one's being mean to me.
You should love me a tad more, shouldn't you? *giggles, and points in the direction of Icey

[icewing]

YOU LOVE ME?? how nice to know!     miss shithead. hm. a nice very sound in that name. :D.

(STABS LILY WITH ZIRNHFACSOD  COUPLE HUNDRED TIMES)

don't worry mel. one day we'll hunt her down.

[Melody]

oh yes~ and i still have my fountain pen with me....so ha!

[Furgeson]

Oh lord I'm scared for my life. T___T

[icewing]

you know, you said that already on some other post.    something new please?

[Furgeson]

But I am. How else am I going to express my utter horror?

[icewing]

ok. that's just a lame attempt at sarcasm. believe me i know what i'm talking about.

[Sharwin]

wai2go0ffT0p1c

... By the way, you forgot a "Transcends Gender" choice, Lily-chan.

[icewing]

xD "Transcends" gender 

[Furgeson]

Hmmm... Interesting. T___T
It's always D-Day when Shar posts.

[icewing]

D-Day?  huh? sharwy D-Day wha??

[Furgeson]

D Day. WWII refresh, please.

[icewing]

aw.... that's mean....*huggles sharwy* it's ok. even when you declared i was an evil scary person in the chatbox above. xD

[Furgeson]

Sharwie couldn't possibly have done that. HE DOESN'T SPEAK!
T___T. Can you interpret his punctuation lanuage?

[icewing]

he called meh EVIL

[Furgeson]

I wonder why.
OH WAIT! Icey is ebil! >:D

[Sharwin]

You are all ebil. Having these nonsensical chats to boost up your post count. Lily-chan at already 864 posts at the time of this message.

[Furgeson]

Thanks for the excuse of yet another post. 

[icewing]

sharwie we should just hunt her down when she reaches 1000

don't worry lil, we still luv you........

[Furgeson]

._.
You guys are horrible.
Giving me another excuse! D:

[icewing]

yep! you are now one more step closer to being

[Furgeson]

You are all ebil. Having these nonsensical chats to boost up your post count. Lily-chan at already 864 posts at the time of this message.

3050 now. I am officially putting you on trial, Shar.

Results of the Official "What is Nyhte" Poll:
Female - 3 (27.3%)
Male    - 2 (18.2%)
Transgender - 3 (27.3%)
Hermaphrodite - 2 (18.2%)
"Transcends-gender" - 1 (9.1%)

[icewing]

xD ok no more spam.

>.< HE'S SHE'S SHARWIE IS ALL OF THEM. but since i could only pick one...i think he's "transcends-gender"  

[`Shally.]

     
I'll have to say male. (:
Although I don't know this person.


     
-Tei.