????? From the New Chinese Translator^^

[Disturbance]

xD i just borrow them from the library. i'd get the book no matter what method....

for us singapore, national library reservations at $1.55 very ex, i can get a meal with that money  cheap food nonetheless 

[icewing]

  YOU HAVE TO PAY to RESERVE!?!?!? 

[Disturbance]

YOU HAVE TO PAY to RESERVE!?!?!? 

yeah. in singapore thats the case.
in my school library its a different story entirely. foc.
and i have no idea why

[icewing]

     wow....!!!

[NieYiFan]

I just go out and buy my books. I LOVE the smell of a new book, and the feel of it the first time it opens. YOu can almost hear it groan as you gently pry the pages open. Or if it's a paper back, the incredible amount of care you have to take to be sure the binding doesn't crease when you open it too wide...   I really love books...

[icewing]

...........you are really creeping icey out here! 

[NieYiFan]

* clutches book to his chest.* You just don't understand our love!!!! @Book: What's that? Of course my love for you is pure. Oh, you want more than a pure love??? THen when we go back to the ...*walks away*

[Furgeson]

I have no idea what you guys are talking about. But speaking about purer love... *walks away...

[icewing]

    lil's also creeped out by nie?

[Furgeson]

It's possible.
But I've met all sorts of people, so then again, it's not possible.
I met a girl who wanted to be a Chinese rice farmer yesterday~

[icewing]

from camp or something?

[Furgeson]

No. I just meet people everyday. 
A person a day keeps the boredom away.
CANNIBALS FTW!

[icewing]

O_O 

[NieYiFan]

*glares darkly at the girls* It's ok book, they just don't understand what true love is. But we understand, don't we. Yes, we does. Now go back on the shelf. *reshelves book* No, complaining will get you nowhere. You just stay on the shelf til I decide to take you down. Thats what yuo get for having that affair with Gulliver's Travels that one time. *glances back at the girls* Well? Any more comments. THis is only the tip of the iceburg, and I'm sure it could get much weirder. I wouldn't even have to try very hard. * Raises eyebrow in challenge*

[Furgeson]

You definitely remind me of Eri. 
Keep talking, pudding cup. It's quite amusing! (Though I don't approve of Gulliver's Travels, thank you very much! >O)

[NieYiFan]

OK sweet thing, the book i was talking about was an manga based on S&M, which I found to have a VERY interesting story. STILL WANT ME TO KEEP GOING???

[Furgeson]

(Definitely reminds me of Eri.)

OH! S&M! I've heard of that series before... Back when I was a child, I loved reading the Sally and Molly books!
Remember the one where Molly's cat goes missing? PLEASE! Do continue! 

[NieYiFan]

Touche, oh pearl of angry forum junkies .. Very well then, our epic battle of wits and perversion continues, (though truly, what could be a bigger perversion than yaoi ).  THe book in question proceeds to explain in great detail just how enjoyable S&M really is, and to instruct readers in the proper construction of a true S&M relationship. I particularly enjoyed the chapter about abandonment play....  ( meheheheh, just keep pushing, eventualy I'll even make you blush)

[Furgeson]

My dear Evan-chan! I'm afraid that my blushing days of forum wars are long over!
(It's all Eri's fault >O) So we're in for a tough one, but no doubt a fun one ^__^
I think the greatest perversion would be no, not cartoon porn (or gay butt sex), but the sex squid hobbies that are inside a book you keep talking to. (Does the book talk back?)

Ah, really? I simply ADORED the relationship Sally and Molly had. Remember the time when Sally pretended they weren't friends so that she could plan Molly's surprise party with Emily? I think that really showed how the sacrifice of abandoning at times is necessary in a pure relationship. ^__^

[NieYiFan]

h, and Jenny, I apologize for helping to turn your introduction post into this mess. Dui bu qi.

[Furgeson]

I thought this was your introduction thread! Or is Jenny your other self? An alter-ego deep within you?
WOW! I always wanted to meet someone like Yu-gi-yoh! 

[Furgeson]

  POOR HYEHYE! ~_~

[chery90]

*glares darkly at the girls* It's ok book, they just don't understand what true love is. But we understand, don't we. Yes, we does. Now go back on the shelf. *reshelves book* No, complaining will get you nowhere. You just stay on the shelf til I decide to take you down. Thats what yuo get for having that affair with Gulliver's Travels that one time. *glances back at the girls* Well? Any more comments. THis is only the tip of the iceburg, and I'm sure it could get much weirder. I wouldn't even have to try very hard. * Raises eyebrow in challenge*

Nie, that's creepy...

S&M??! Keep it coming... Keep talking...

[NieYiFan]

Mine's is the other one, with te smart ass title that says it was made by me. Chery, if you want to keep up with the conversation, ask lily to send you a copy of our posts... I'm sure you'll find my stories very exciting... *chuckles*

[Furgeson]

No really Evan-chan, it was my pleasure!
So, we're going in for insane plot twist: Sally, Molly, and Emily are drag queens.
OOPS! >O. How DARE you succeed in making me uncomfortable?!

Let's have some fun, Chery! ^__^ 

[icewing]

well. anyways. icey will be temp back for about 30 mins.

[icewing]

ohohohoh    again!

[chery90]

  Lily... Send to me... This is going to be fun...

Shoo shoo Icey... Be a good girl and go outside to play...

[icewing]

shoo shoo wittle girls go outside and play.

[NieYiFan]

Might as well send them to every1. Jeez, just keep the criticism to a low level. I'm feeliing sensitive.

[icewing]

nie............................................

[Furgeson]

You really think that way Nie?
I'm making a thread right now... I'll post it up for all to see >O
In the lounge? Or in fan fiction? OHOHO! What a joyous suprise it'd be if it was placed in fan fiction! 

[Furgeson]

Now now. Go outside and play so me and Chery can have fun 

[NieYiFan]

Aww, way to be mean about it....

[Furgeson]

Maybe I was telling you to go outside! >O

[NieYiFan]

Whoof!!!!

[Furgeson]

O_O DON'T PEE ON MY CARPET!

[chery90]

When did Nie become a dog??

[Furgeson]

Nie was always a dog.
A great dane to be exact!

[icewing]

nie's my buddie now. :D

[Furgeson]

You can have him as a buddy.
I don't really need him anymore -shifty eyes- (Make sure he doesn't drool on you when you're not looking)

[icewing]

nah. he's guarding the precious bookshelves behind a curtain of lava.

[Furgeson]

._. Yes. And talking to them. 

[NieYiFan]

*Growls at icey* Scratch my ears damnit!!!! 

[chery90]

Can't he be a puppy?? I luv puppy... And i hate big sized dogs that love to sniff people butts and drooling all over the place...

[icewing]

yes. i'm going to sleep now.   

[Furgeson]

Good night!

[chery90]

Goo night... sweet dream love...

[Disturbance]

Goo night... sweet dream love...

i woke up, oh well different time zones -.-

[Disturbance]

I just go out and buy my books. I LOVE the smell of a new book, and the feel of it the first time it opens. YOu can almost hear it groan as you gently pry the pages open. Or if it's a paper back, the incredible amount of care you have to take to be sure the binding doesn't crease when you open it too wide...   I really love books...

Hi bookworm. Oh, so this thread explains the beginning of the S&M thread '
I find lily and icy to young to read this kind of stuff though.
Whatever happened to us?! we were a PG-13 foruM!

[chery90]

Goo night... sweet dream love...

i woke up, oh well different time zones -.-

You just woke up?? I woke up 5 hours ago... 

Emmm... It was Lil and Icey who said PG-13... Then just a moment ago Lil and Nie started to discuss lewd things...

[NieYiFan]

Did I happen??? I have that affect on youths.

[chery90]

Bad influence for the youths...

[Disturbance]

Bad influence for the youths...

exactly 

[Furgeson]

Hmph. Even Eri wasn't this bad.
I guess you have no morals , Nie! Corrupting a sweet young innocent youth like me. 

[NieYiFan]

I have not yet begun to fight.

[icewing]

nah. not influencial ENOUGH.

[NieYiFan]

*Stares at Icey quietly* Don't challenge me Icey... AND WHY SHOULD i TRY TO CORRUPT THE YOUNGLINGS? They get enough of that from te nasty aoi that you weirdos read.

[icewing]

nie.......you are male. you don't read or write yaoi. that's gay. and nie isn't gay. ok honey?   

[NieYiFan]

I might write some... If i think it'll make xye blush...

[chery90]

Hmph. Even Eri wasn't this bad.
I guess you have no morals , Nie! Corrupting a sweet young innocent youth like me. 

Lily... Are you sure that sweet young innocent youth is you?? 

[icewing]

lil isn't sweet and innocent!  icey is! 


@ Nie.............   GO NIE! GO NIE! GO NIE!

[Disturbance]

nie.......you are male. you don't read or write yaoi. that's gay. and nie isn't gay. ok honey?   

guys i think read yuri ._. not yaoi.

[icewing]

EXCACTLY. so Nie can write a few and make shiki blush 

[Furgeson]

Nie reads smut and yuri... Not sure about yaoi.
Well, judging by his grossed-out expression and reference to yaoi as the "greatest perversion  " I guess he doesn't.

[Disturbance]

Nie reads smut and yuri... Not sure about yaoi.
Well, judging by his grossed-out expression and reference to yaoi as the "greatest perversion  " I guess he doesn't.

its just a matter of which side you're in.
when you're female, you ofcourse want to see BISHIES in a yaoi manga.
when you're male, you'll have the tendency to want to see girls naked.

[icewing]

*bites lip*   

[NieYiFan]

I will not deny that. I do indeed enjoy seeing girls *ahem*. Now then, as for bishonen, the only 1 I have ever been even remotely interested in was........ Hmm... I shant tell you.

[icewing]

TELL US! 

[NieYiFan]

Why should I...

[Furgeson]

Exactly, why should he? He's just queer. >O

[NieYiFan]

But lily, I love you..... Besides, the Bishonen in question, wears pink frilly lace nighty which makes him look like a girl. I actually thought it WAS a girl when I first saw him. No homo here.

[Furgeson]

YES HOMO. You love everyone.
Just to point it out, I love you, too. Probably the same way you love me.

[NieYiFan]

I'd love you even mor eif you'd post your godsforsaken picture.

[icewing]

ohohohoho  go ahead lil! 

[Furgeson]

I'd love you even mor eif you'd post your godsforsaken picture.

You know that I would never do that. I'm a selfish lazy paranoid youngster.
Now stop teasing me. 

[icewing]

or else..........I WILL POST YOUR PIC! MWAHAHAH!

[Furgeson]

You don't have my picture, just like I don't have yours.
You can't blackmail me with that.

[NieYiFan]

I think i'll just leave it as a test. Maybe someday, some1 will guess the right answer. I'll even own up to it if they do.

[Furgeson]

I think i'll just leave it as a test. Maybe someday, some1 will guess the right answer. I'll even own up to it if they do.

Guess the right answer to what?

[NieYiFan]

Which Bishie did I like.

[Furgeson]

How can we know? He's your friend, not ours! 

[icewing]

um......actually.......i believe i do. i have chels, ash, richard, lucia, and even victor. how can i not have yours? 

[Furgeson]

I don't let my picture get taken by strangers.
And I haven't seen you in quite a while. We only meet on Sundays... ew.

[Disturbance]

I think i'll just leave it as a test. Maybe someday, some1 will guess the right answer. I'll even own up to it if they do.

totally unfair.
>_<
i dont read any yaoi yuri manga at all only abit of shounen and shoujo.

[NieYiFan]

Shounen/shojo. Thats all th e hints you guys get.

[icewing]

hm...............i might warp my pic and post it up here! or photoshop it into avatar style or something.......

[chery90]

Avatar style?? Sound coooool... 

[icewing]

you just....make it blue.......

[NieYiFan]

You also change the shape of the nose and elongate the face just a bit.

[Furgeson]

Msh. Sounds no fun. You should just make it look really awesome...
Like with HarimeeXD? I miss her!

[icewing]

hm......where is Harimee these days?