Transcendence

I'm not usually like that, it's just that my brother really likes the green skittles that I like but I also enjoy saving them in a jar until it's full before I eat them and he used to just steal my skittles from my jar...

it means you'll do even better than me 

Like father like daughter, you'll be fine. Oh wait you're one of vaux's...

paupau, even your zombie apocalypse dreams are cuter than other ppls 

I just had a nightmare where I found orange and yellow skittles in my green skittles jar. I woke up immediately drenched in sweat.

^Final fantasy 15, I've been drooling for it since forever, the next metal gear looks pretty appetizing too, but the one that takes the CAKE is the hacking game which I somehow can't remember the name for but I love it so much.
>Anime convention in Hong Kong is hot and crowded, it really sux. Maybe it's different in Japan, but it's still in the summer and still stuffy... Well give it a try anyhows. Maybe you'll get to do some cosplay of misao or somethting.
vWhat do you think of America's prism?

Fortunately you only get sentenced to 115 years in prison, after which you come back out and it's like a pleasant time skip to you.

Granted but they make you do their share of work.

I wish for another harry  potter series about his son

Leaf

Tart

Gets: Doraemon
Inserts: Nobita

Tehre happens to be a hill of satanic treasure in the pit, lol have that mouldy green thing, I'm taking this one right here.

My hill 

Who cares?

BUST

that would be a pretty poor excuse 0_0 RL over transcendence is how the world works. I'll forgive you if you come bursting through the doors just before they kiss but I won't allow any dramatic objections.

woo grandchildren, hell yeah!

we'll send you some pics vaux x.x (screenshots)

do we have a photographer yet?

thank you thank you all for supporting me, I wanna thank my mum, my dad, my wife, my children and my next door neighbour angel >:D

Stale

WHAT?

Desert

PHEASANT

angel what's your weight and height? put it in a BMI calculator and if it comes out as over 25 you've got some problems.

karma... I guess

people change, they mature through a forum post and start flaming other things totally unrelated.

oo I have 3, I feel important but what does planner and preacher do 0_0?

My marks came out >:D it's a flying pass!!

have you noticed when you two start getting smitten with each other in the cbox, your whole world goes silent? Well it's not just some metaphor or your imagination, we're literally like  or    or  or    or  while you guys are going   

 

00:00am

*pat pat pat pau pat pat pat*

<- blob blob blob blob blob blob blob blob

2 years later, a special assault force from the kingdom of hill 2 lead by the Blob does a surprise attack on Sally, taking a leaf out of Hitler's blitzkrieg tactics and Yamamoto's pearl harbor ambush, first planes fly in low through the blindspot of Sally's radar and comes  out firing hundreds of missiles and dropping thousands of bombs on the hill, then tanks roll up and down the hill and finally the infantry sweep the hill and capture 1 Sally with a shotgun. Sally is tied up and thrown into a briefcase and sent to Australia while Blob raises his flag above hill 1.

Blob's hill! huraahhh!!

Never, not a gum person

When was the last time you ate a melon?

MCCXVI

No idea, just use photoshop

How do I breed lobsters?

medicine x.x bitter ughh disgusting...

Made my day when Harry Potter killed Voldemort!!! then I reread it and made my day again!!! and again!!! and again!!!!!

I think they are probably more understanding now, either that or they are stubborn and have taken your phone away. My parents would be understanding, they got me a contract the moment I warned them I was going to use text on my iphone like msn messenger.

yeah, bronze would be so weird for a watch, to start with, it would stink.

I'm guessing LOL in 2013? it was really popular already in 2012 so you can't be that slow.

I read Harry Potter 1st book when I was 8
I saw the film before the boooks
I like the books better than the films.

Lia

Time: 20 minutes later
Place: here
COD: I coughed on you and then you got my super coughing MRSI disease, nothing can heal it causing you to slowly cough to death

 

on what are you basing my slowness?

You have no life because you can't find out yourself

(it's on profile)

But it was still alive

until it reached your stomach, got digested and became a part of you!

gets: ticklish people
inserts: aircraft carrier

Banned because I say so

oh deviantart

her sickness, but it was okay because Blob is sick too.

Granted but you can't log on to your computer until they fix the glitch with their blocking program and they reblock the cbox again

I wish for a wand! A real wizard's wand!

coughing, coughing, coughing, cough cough cough cough cough cough cough dammit, it's not getting any better, it's been a week already.

PACKET

kitty, they grow on you >:D

solar power or wind power?

Psycho

Tail

Yes
Yes
Ok
Yes

Opened

Fortunately you're normal apart from being undead so nobody knows unless someone tells them, but after a few centuries, nobody remembers you being undead anymore so you live a perfectly comfortable life travelling from here to there and everywhere.

^vindictus, tera online and staring at ff14 but not willing to pay that monthly fee 
>I wanna buy the ps4 when it comes out
v do you?

Yes it's me but you think I wouldn't take offence?

one was crossed out, the other had a different meaning cuz of a weird word in front of it, but you've finally managed to guess it

granted but it gets stuck in your throat and you end up coughing for the rest of your life

I wish I could erase other people

Blob threatens to unleash the feather on Sally's feet. Sally runs away in terror and drops into a ditch where satan lives but he's not happy about being disturbed in his sleep so he runs Sally through with a pair of chopsticks and throws her lifeless body  into a pot of charcoal while tearing her soul apart to season his fried rice.

Blob takes control of the hill in the confusion >:D My hill!

yup, sally again probably

Nope, my creativity is rather bad.

Never have I done karate

Blob broke Quila's hands and Lia's heart and buried himself underground for ninety seconds.

I like 8, 8 = $$$

  I get to give jess away!! woo!!! 

we need some witnesses too to sign something saying I witnessed these two get married.

GMT, I don't mind any time but tell me the time in GMT cuz I'll definitely make some mistake when I calculate the time difference >.>

nah, nothing to do with transcendy and anyways, it deserves it's own forum section.

You've barely started and you're already regretting it? and dating is supposed to be the fun part, it's only the end when you get married right?

presenting to you, vaux's sister and another part of vaux's life

congratulations mate. 

Granted, but your cupcakes are poisonous, a weapon of mass destruction

I wish I had a stress reliever.

Adrian's
Eating
Simon's
Icing

0_0 lucky you survived...

I have, internet is like a web of knowledge, good for your brain because it gives you access to information easier compared to looking through books and books of books.

Never have I eaten strawberry cream jelly. I just don't like cream or strawberries.

Yakuza

Fortunately you don't give a **** about them

blob's cells take over Sally's body and brain.

My hill now

^nope, it was endless abyss, a rather cold group 0_0, nothing like transcendy
>they hardly ever talk...
Vhow many times have you wished to stop time

Vaux broke Quila's hands and Lia's heart and buried himself away for ninety seconds.

What a way to casually throw in a ruthless insult... Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

can't anyone just guess the answer? it's staring you in the face!

  I forget what isn't good for me.

lol I remember that glasses one, used to use it a lot on msn

I had a dream about staring at a jar of jam for several hours...

 

what?

Gyouza!!!

wtf

15:32pm, got a cold call. I'm going to chuck my phone through the window some day.

TERRIFIC

But god doesn't' like suicides so he's ressurected

only to get killed by a giant worm.

Why aren't you bashing with us too?

Gets: Chinese dinner
Inserts: Swan

Banned because you text too much

you don't even know me >:D

why are you changing the topic?

Granted but he's saved by a watermelon just before he completely falls off

I wish Sally would go on the cbox

Granted, but the dream goes overboard and you end up with a lifetime of nightmares

I wish I was god

so anyone going to post a new screenie?

yeah.. if I had breast that would be WEIRD

but you're probably flat too~ since you thought of the word

Tall

I don't know what DA stands for though

I said I don't have one okay... hammer it in will you...

Never have I wanted to throw a can of ham at someone so badly...