Transcendence

Hey there, French cuisine includes snails, not slugs, and escargots are decidedly delicious. 

I do some underclassman tutoring in French. I'm sure your exams are over by now, but studying is always good. ^^ Qu'est-ce que tu ne comprends pas?

You've never had a male math teacher? I haven't had a female one since sixth grade.

There are a ton of male teachers here. And a lot of them are pretty hot. There's one new guy that's beyond gorgeous, though. He would probably be more successful as a model than a teacher. But most importantly, they're intellectual! <3

I guess I could legally go after them now, but nah. I don't even bother talking to teachers more than is necessary to get a good participation grade. Girls that go after teachers are just so... creepy. Not that I'm not creepy, but not in such a way.

Is your friend underage? Maybe you should remind her what deep defecation they could get into if she reaches her goal.

Psh, I'm in love with my geography teacher. And he's married. I can't help it; I've got a weakness for passionate screaming about Eastern Europe.

Can't say I do anything like that, though. Or anything at all. I just have a thing for Social Studies teachers. They're all so intellectual...  <3

I've got to get over my math teacher, though. I can't concentrate on formulas when I'm imagining him getting pressed against the whiteboard and topped by my geography teacher. 

Everyone else: 

Ooh, it's a Really?! button!  *in love*
I'm off to stick it in every siggie I have!

What a cute style! ^^ Do you have a webcomic?

OH MY HEAVENS BOSSLADY! D=
DRAW MOAR!

My extreme awe merits capsloc.  :o