Transcendence

So this wasn't as good as I originally planned it to be, but I still think it's okay. Hope you enjoy anyway! 


'So.. are you sure this is the place where we're meant to investigate..? Eri says slowly, eyeing the sign of the establishment dubiously.
'Of course! Pulling off one of the Suit's fingernails scored me the name!' Lily grins, rather proud of herself, 'It looks respectable enough! Let's go in!'
'LILY WAIT!' Eri grips the P.I's arm, pulling her back. 'You do know what this place is, right?'
The trio's investigation has led them to a narrow building situated in one of the cities' many dirty back-alleys; peeling lettering above the door in a garish, "olde time" script proclaims it as a 'Gentleman's Club'.
'Well I would have thought it would pretty obvious! A Gentleman's Club! Can't you read the sign?'
'Do you know what a gentleman's club IS?' Eri demands, exasperated.
'Well OBVIOUSLY! I wasn't born yesterday! It's a club for well-mannered men where they smoke cigars and play cards and talk about the stock market in olde english.' Lily looks at her assistant as if she's daft not to know this.
'Oh Lord..' is all Eri can manage, wondering how she always ends up in these weird situations with the clueless P.I. 'Listen, that's not right at all.. I should warn you that -- HEY!'
'Stop flapping your gums and let's go!'
Before she can even finish the sentence Lily drags Eri and the slave through the door and the gaudy curtains beyond.
'Damn it, Lily!'
Eri is almost afraid to look herself, imagining Lily's reaction when she realizes just what this 'club for gentlemen' really is.
However, as their eyes adjust to the dimly lit room they've walked into..
'Oh, I say Peter! I believe you've a need to 'Go Fish' - terribly sorry, old chap!'
'What the--?!'
'See, there was no mistake.' Lily points out, smiling at her assistant's gobsmacked expression as she takes in the room filled with cigar smoke and card tables. Tables not of poker but 'FISH!' for God's sake!
'I suddenly.. have a headache.' Eri sighs, massaging the bridge of her nose. 'This is so messed up.'
'Everyone makes mistakes! Except me, that is~' Lily hums as she winds her way through the tables of well-dressed gentlemen to the bar; meekly followed by her assistant and the bishie (who is being strangely quiet...).
'Evening, ladies - what'll it be?' the barkeep grins, leaning on the counter-top as he polishes an ale stein.
'I'd like a tall frosty glass of Tunip juice, and a side order of clues!' Lily replies wittily, resulting in a groan from her partner.
'We need to talk to your boss.' Eri clarifies.
'You got an appointment? Big boss doesn't talk to anyone unless he's notified ahead of time.'
Lily grins widely, whipping out a cleverly concealed steak knife and pressing the point under the barkeeps chin. 'Make an exception, just this once. For us.'
Eri has moved to obscure this scene from the rest of the patrons, seeing the barkeeps eyes dart around as he sweats at this turn of events.
'You can't get to him! He has guards. Big ones.'
'Numbers!' Lily demands, the tip of the knife drawing blood as it's pressed with more insistence.
'It depends on the night.. but.. only four tonight.'
'Weapons?'
'They don't need weapons!! They're big guys with big fists! You don't stand a chance!'
'Let us worry about that,' Eri responds, disgusted. 'Here's your reward.'
She retrieves a small pill from her pocket and tosses it into the shocked man's open mouth, seeing him swallow it before he can comprehend what's happened.
'What did you just?!'
'We hope you told the truth - for your sake.'
Lily grins knowingly at her companion as they make their way across the room.
'We need to find this boss guy, so let's try this dark, ominous set of stairs that seem to lead into a creepy basement of some sort-- hey.. do you hear moaning?'
'Moaning?!' Alarmed, Eri grabs Lily's arm and tries once again to restrain her, instead making them both lose their balance and tumble down the steep flight of stairs.
Fortunately their fall is broken by the bishie, whom Eri has ingeniously thrown out in front of them in mid-air (genius!).
'What was that for?!' Lily demands as she stands up from the crumpled, oddly twisted body of the slave to rage at her assistant. 'You could have gotten us -- no, ME -- killed! I'm docking your pay for the next year! I'm-- I'm-- I'll think of something! I'll get back to you on it, make a mental note to remind me!'
Eri clenches her jaw tightly and chooses to say nothing, instead yanking the Bishie to his feet and rearranging most of his limbs back into their proper place. That looks about right.
'You worry too much, anyway!' Lily replies haughtily, yanking open one of the doors from which loud moaning can be heard. 'There's nothing down here but more men playing ca--ca--cacacagfdgtrgvcd?!!!'
Narrowly dodging a used condom thrown at them, Eri slams the door shut and pulls Lily away some distance, trying to calm her.
'Hey Lily, Lily - look at me! Are you okay?!
'I... oh...! um.. oh.. ohh... w-wait, what was.. ummmm.. that.. w-what ..uhh..did you say something?'
Eri knows that not much shocks the seasoned P.I., but Lily has a certain.. purity.. that Eri is afraid to damage; she really doesn't seem to have much defense against things of a sexual nature - as is clearly evident with the current display.
Lily's face is varying from shades of pale to deep red, eyes boggling and mouth ajar - what she'd witnessed still fresh in her mind. The spectacle of this is funny and odd and also a little scary, but Eri is worried about her friend all the same.
'Would you like to leave? I can come here alone for the investigation later if--'
'W-W-What?! no! I'm.. I'm a veteran at this kind of stuff. Don't be silly.. stupid! Stupid Eri!' Lily is visibly shaking, leaning heavily on her assistant and refusing to meet her eyes. 'We- we have work to do!'
'Right, of course.' Eri leads the way now, taking her boss by the hand as they move down the narrow hallway. Each room they past emits unsavory sounds, but the P.I's assistant doesn't seem the least bit perturbed, finally drawing to a stop before two burly looking bouncers.
'Hmm..'
'No entry past here.' One of them announces, arms crossed over his broad chest. 'So y'all just turn your pretty little selves around and head back the way you came.'
'Yeh, I don't think so.' Eri replies as she and Lily simultaneously kick them in the family jewels, following up with a hard jab to the pressure point in their necks that sees them crumbling to the ground, unconscious.
'Ha! Stand in our way, will you?!' Lily grunts, strangely enraged as she pulls out a taser and pumps a few electric jolts into their prone figures.
'Wait.. you have a taser?!' Eri groans, feeling her sudden good mood start to fade again. 'Why the hell didn't you--'
'Bwehehehe.. look at them jump!' The P.I. giggles, face like a maniac. 'Zap Zaaap.'
Still traumatized from the sex scene, Eri reminds herself, feeling somewhat creeped out.
'Hey look!' More giggling and gesturing from Lily as to how she's now arranged the unconscious men, 'That guy's hand is on the other guy's butt!'
'Oh for heaven's-- come on!'
Another flight of stairs brings them down into a small, brightly lit office. Richly furnished and containing four very burly guards surrounding a fat man who is very obviously the boss of this establishment.
He turns towards the door as they enter and grins, making it obvious that he'd already been alerted to their presence ahead of time.
'Welcome, ladies. We've been expecting you.'
'Dammit.. that barkeep.. I'll.. I'll skin him alive!!' Lily fumes, glaring at the leering men infront of them. 'I'll use his guts for garters! I'll--'
'Bring me the slave.' The fat boss orders to everyone's surprise, curling a jewel-encrusted finger in the air. 'Now.'

MCLXIX

*runs around with her pet lions* 

and

Emo-cons? I haven't seen them. But I love the onion heads. 

would you rather eat a whole raw onion or a whole fish (one that's not scaled or boned or gutted)?

You were right Lil - it was number 2.

my guess for Icey's is.. number 3? I don't even know what a whoopie pie is. It reminds me of Whoopey Goldburg.. and I probably spelled her name wrong.

I've been pregnant
I've dated a celeb
I've had corncob curtains

a couple of days ago when I felt like shit.. it actually (not surprisingly) made me feel even worse.

The last time you ate so much you felt sick?

^hmm.. short shorts.. vinyl shorts. Not booty or tarty ones tho. Yuck.

> Why won't my %$&#*%# flu go away?!

v Three things you hate about japan?

that's the second time you've inserted a whip.. sadistic much? 

gets: a bishie slave

inserts: the bishie slave

Granted! But then your eyes will hurt all other times of day (besides morning). FYI, your eyes hurt because you've been staring at the computer screen too long. So when you sleep they don't get fully rested and are still strained when you wake up. Silly! 

I wish that there would be more hot guys (and girls) where I live.

Quote from: icewing on July 21, 2010, 18:09
peoples...........HOW CAN YOU HAVE SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH TIME TO WRITE THIS MUCH???

It doesn't take that much time to write - at least for me. I dunno about Lily. When I write I'm sorta on a roll, it just all comes out in one big jumble of words I somehow try to arrange.   

Quote from: Furgeson on July 21, 2010, 06:14
So now we're sexy bishies?
And what the hell is with my hair.
I choose option two. Man that was killer. Writing two installments at once. AKA one installment. 

I dunno about you Lil, but I was always a sexy bishie. 
And nothing is up with Phoenix's hair - a lot of people in Ace Attorney series have cool, far-out hair that defies gravity. 

NOTE: I'll add my installment shortly (within the next day). This dang letter took longer to write then I thought!  Sorry Lil!

Right, the next installment! Sorry It' so late! 

To any who are reading this: we're glad you're enjoying it! Please comment if you have time, it makes us happy! 

And now ~ just call me Bond. Eri Bond. 


'You're coming with us,' Eri hears one of the men behind her say, feeling her arm gripped and pulled roughly behind her, 'and don't even think of calling for your friend!'
'Don't worry, I don't think she plans on coming back,' she answers back dryly, 'but I don't need her help for this, anyway.'
Yanking free with a sharp tug, Eri grabs one of the splintered boards from the floor and swings it around her in one fluid motion; vicious nails from the crude weapon biting into the skin of one of the Suits in front of her, ripping out his neck before he can react.
With the same motion a man behind her falls gurgling in his own blood, fading fast as he coughs up the crimson fluid.
Unfortunately his partner manages to move free from reach, sidestepping the cooling corpse as he rips the board from Eri's hands and pulls her roughly against him, arms trapped.
'You-You damn wench!' The man at the front barks, 'You're dead! I'll kill you!!'
At that moment, timely as ever, Lily walks into the room - the sound of the toilet flushing dimly in the background.
The opening door, as luck would have it, catches Eri's captor sharply on the temple, dispensing him wordlessly moments before the P.I's boots unceremoniously walk over the top of him.
'Hey, what's all the noise?! Can't a girl get a moment of-- WOAH!'
'That's all you can say?!' Eri sputters, rubbing her arms.
'Err.. where did this guy come from? Are you new to this building?'
'Geez Lily, you SAW him come in! And watch it, will you - he has a gun!'
'Hmm, so he does.' The P.I replies, pulling the weapon from the shaking mans hand with little effort.
'So this is what you're afraid of? One guy who doesn't even know how to use a gun?'
'LILY!!! He -- I-- There was-- ARGHHH!!' Eri tries to resist the urge to rip out her hair in frustration at her companions nonchalant antics, instead turning her rage onto the chained Bishie, who is currently huddled in a corner - large eyes staring silently in shock. 'YOU!!'
'Y-YES MA'AM!' The miserable slave bolts upright and runs over, strangely responsive.
'Huh.. seems like the Bishie's got the obedience scared into him! Nifty, that. Too bad turning our attention to him allowed the Suit to get away,' Lily observes.
'Shit!!'
Using the chain from his neck as reigns, Eri jumps onto the Bishies back with Lily and kicks him into action, chasing down the bad guy! Steps are a real pain to get down tho, and the damn slave nearly trips a couple of times, resulting in quite abit of cursing from his riders.
'The stupid slave's bony spine is digging into my butt!'
'There!' Eri cries, noticing the Suit rounding a corner into an alleyway as they gain on him.
Soon the girls (and their mount) are right behind him, and Lily dives bravely onto his sprinting form with an almighty roar.
In the end, they stand around puffing for a moment, Lily grinning for the first time that morning.
'What are you so happy about?' Eri huffs.
'Now comes the fun part.. torturing the guy!'
'Don't you mean questioning him?
'Er.. yes.. yes, questioning.. I'm sure that's what I meant.' Lily responds, shifty eyed.
'Back to HQ then!'

..I think I'm high. 

Those are so psychedelic ~ All the pretty colors! 

I would totally claim one if I didn't already have my sig. 

^ "Eicca" ehehehe 
> I wonder if chocolate is viable as an everyday breakfast? @.@"
V What do you like most about your life?

to quote an Asterix comic (which most of you are probably waaaay too young to know about): These Romans are Crazy!

Their numbering system was sheeeeet.

MCLI

yes Icey, that's right - I'm a major pervert 

Well I'm glad you're mainly amiable to one another now! 

*gathers the girls in a pervy hug* ahhh.. sweet, sweet fresh meat ~~ 

Lily I don't think you know how to play this game XD you're meant to receive something related to what was put in by the person before you. SO far pretty much all of what you've gotten has had no relation whatsoever. 

gets: an empty pack of gum. The machine ate my gum!! 

inserts: a giant foam hand.

granted, yet you'll always be inferior to me ~ no matter how much you post. 

I wish that chocolate wasn't fattening.

Icewing means you're secretly a grand dragon made of ice. and you have wings too. an ice wing! 

Or you were right into the whole Sephiroth one-winged-angel thing and it's a spin-off of that? 

of

good choice, Icey! 

Sexy white!! sexy hot Finnish god named Eicca! 

would you rather:
Eat a grub?
or
Eat a scab?

ahh that's so cute! reminds me of these cute little graphics I used to see on Japanese websites ^^ pretty! 

I think that Jaejoong guy looks too innocent. I wouldn't buy that he's a vampire.

The only believable ones from that list are Alice & POSSIBLY Jasper I think, personally.

Besides, if you wanna remake Twilight, and make it halfway decent, you need to have more rough, gritty, believable characters - even for teens (who make rather crap vampires).

Personally Stephanie Myers and all those other authors who created this teenage vampire cult crap should be burnt at the stake for creating such a travesty to the good, sexy name of vampires. 

At the very least all vampires should be at least adult, and act with the believability that that they've seen as many moons as they have. Like.. a maturity beyond their years? something like that.

Anyway, gomen for making this post so negative. It just gets me down! RARGGH! 

Charming. My armpit, people are less likely to see it there.

Would you rather live married to someone you hate for the rest of your life (without a divorce)
-or-
have to see the person you love married to someone else everyday for the rest of your life?

BOTH OF YOU STOP FIGHTING AND BE FRIENDS!!! 

and share a nice hug from your auntie Eri ~ 

Quote from: icewing on July 15, 2010, 10:22
MCXXVIV

meh. we should just keep doing this for a whole day.

This is where everythign went wrong. This should have been MCXXIX.

So I'm taking it back to there.

MCXXIX

*Empress Eri is 100% inflammable! Lily's attack does nothing!

Lily is promptly locked into the lion's cage with a very hungry lion* 

gets: Lily's bloody tongue. You really shouldn't stick your tongue in strange places. 

inserts: a Playstation 3 controller

only

Yeh, I heard something about a Mass Effect movie too.. but not for ages.

I'm assuming they'll wait till the 3rd game is released ~ it would make more sense.

If they do make it, I hope they make it in 3 parts (3 movies, or at least, more then 1). It would suck if they stuffed all the content into one movie.

Ahh Shep and Jack and Garrus and Thane would be so cool! 

[/fangirlish mode]

ahh if Avatar was just a movie to pave the way for more of that kind of 3D, I'm there~
We need more movies with aliens in them.. ahh I love aliens <33 Xeno love 

Spirited Away is indeed good, but I think Grave of Fireflies is one better. God that made me cry!
Perfect Blue is fun for a psychological trip ~ something to screw with your head. 

You didn't in your last one either :D

And yes, Astro Boy is old (it was on LOOONG before I first saw it on TV), but they just don't make subbed TV animes like that anymore (I'm talking the sort you see on morning tv).. all that crap like DBZ and yugioh, etc. SO bad.

Hmm, I think Astro Boy was one of the first anime on international TV actually.

Okay, hopefully this will be okay~ the saga continues!


Standing in front of the second-floor apartment, Eri & slave wait as Lily pulls out her house-key and slips it in the lock.
Rattling it about she finally grunts in disgust and kicks the painted wood.
'This lock is jammed too. Whoever is responsible for the theft has really done a good job of pissing me off!!'
'Let's just try ramming it open with our shoulders, like they do on TV,' Eri suggests. 'You know, breaking the door off the hinges.'
'Sure, why not? Cos a broken shoulder shouldn't make my day any worse.'
'Just shut up and ram on the count of three. Ready?'
After several attempts, the cheap wooden door splinters and sags off the hinges - not exactly a clean entry, but it will do.
'Who's going to pay for my door?!'
Inside the little apartment it's rather bright, a single set of mangy curtains hanging from the kitchen window doing nothing to filter out the daylight.
'Right, let's start looking for clues!' Eri enthuses, taking a step forward. 'Slave, start sniffing them out!'
'I have a name, you know', the chained bishie complains, but all he gets in reply is a kick in the shin from Lily. 'OW! Son of a--!!'
Walking over to the the fireplace, Eri takes a closer look at the soot at it's base. There is a lot of it dusting the stones in front, a sign that Lily doesn't clean as much as she probably should, but strangely not even the smallest hint of a footprint or any disturbance marring its surface. If someone came down the chimney, they had to have flown down. That wasn't very likely.
'You realize what this means?' Eri asks Lily, who's studying the dust beside her.
'That I need to vacuum?'
'Nobody has come down this chimney. Last night was a warm night, you didn't use the fire. Therefore this soot is at least a day old and there are no signs of disturbance on it. Whomever stole your curtains found another way in.'
'Ooh, you're good at this!' Lily grins.
'Come on, you're the P.I.! Do your bloody job and stop making me do all the work!'
'The slave has sniffed out something!' Lily suddenly shouts, dragging Eri-chan behind her as she runs through the open door of her room. 'What have you found, boy?'
'Stop patting my head! and my name is--'
'He found a ladder!' Lily determines, sticking her head out of the open window to peer at the bushes two storeys below. 'There's a ladder in the garden!'
'So somebody climbed the ladder into your bedroom window? That's kind of--'
'--Creepy.' Lily finished, agreeing with her assistant, ' and while I was sleeping, no less!'
'Try not to.. think about that too much.' Eri suggests.
So they continued to search.

~MEANWHILE~

In the estate of HM, H, GotFLofMTF, Xye, a phone rings somewhere in the house.
It's a soft, tinkling ring - not at all like the harsh piercing rings of regular phones - another sign of what supreme wealth can buy.
After a soft rap on the door, a handsome butler carries the telephone into the room where Miss Xye is lounging serenely, her delicate form lost amid the pillows of silk and mink.
'A call for you, Miss Xye.'
'Of course.' With impeccably manicured fingers, the receiver is lifted and spoken into. 'This is Lady Xye; who calls?'
'My Lady! There's no time - it is as we feared.. the curtains are missing! Stolen!'
'Curtains? You mean--?'
'The very same! I can't stay, they'll find me! I-- ARGHHH!!!'
The sound of gun shots ring out through the speaker as the phone drops from Miss Xye's trembling fingers, her face growing pale.
'The curtains.. No.. it cannot be! ..It's as we feared!'

to be continued..

Quote from: Furgeson on July 12, 2010, 21:55
Look Eri. The answer to all life's questions always comes from Lacialle-sama.
"It's true that the pen is mightier than the sword. But most times, you just need a larger sword."
You see, darling? Will you pen be immortal? I think not. 

Of course the pen is immortal - what it writes carries on through history.
Probably the best example is the bible. Love it or hate, it's immortal to date.
Also, faming or defaming of someone carries on long past the authors death (even if said death is by a large sword), so unfortunately what Lacialle said doesn't hold true.

Suck on that, steak-knife lady! 

pff, of course I'm not gonna defend you! You're always an ass to me, why should I? 

^ I think it's like liquid paper, in tape form.
> Lily can't read. You didn't read my last question about aliens right (and subsequently gave a 'wtf?' answer), you brat!
V How many people have you dated?

Your comments are always so inspired, Lily. 

*locks Lily in my roman dungeon, to be fed to the lions at the next arena match*

MCXIX

Hit every red light for the rest of my life~ I'd just walk or take public transport for the rest of my life. 

Would you rather burn to death or drown [to death]?

Ew! You so don't want to turn out like that female Asian Olympic swimmer who looked like a guy.. you know the one i mean.. 

gets: lots of internet porn. WTH?! LILY, I had no idea you were into porn!

inserts: a cute doggie 

A) I only found out the coconut thing about a year ago. It's some special chemical it has in it that secretes from your pores and attracts the mosquitoes.
I also suspect that there's some link with people that eat lots of chocolate (maybe having sweet blood?), cos I always get bombarded whereas my mum rarely gets bitten.

B) You made it super easy for me to get Rich ~ you post so much and often that I always have something to reply to. 

I generally take public transport because my bike is usually in for repairs of some sort (and fuel prices are still too high) ~ I play too rough with it, i guess.
Luckily at the moment it's pretty road-worthy.. but that means that all my friends bum lifts cos they think it's cool. 

And technically I don't drive - I ride  - so it was no lie. 

bah.. all of you hurry up and grow legal so we can change the rating! 

Man, I wish there had been some hot teachers at my school. Most of mine were old &/or ugly.

If they would have been attractive I probably would have stayed in school. 

okay here you go - 3 versions of the sig.

1. With horns

2. With horns & steak knife

3. With horns & steak knife (with handy sparkle)

Hope ye like! 

1.

2.

3.

My day has been consistantly shit. I don't think anything good happened.
I spent half the bloody day giving lifts to a friend around the place~
Riding a motorbike in the freezing wind is the worst.. plus she kept shouting in my ear thinking I couldn't hear her, which gave me a freaking ear-ache. 

I should have just told her to take public transport.

Okay two things ~
Get rid of any standing water around the house. They breed there.

Secondly, they are attracted to coconut. This includes any artificial coconut scents as well as oils, etc. So avoid using sunscreen that smells like coconut.

plus the shoots of him mostly naked with one or two other members of gacktjob. oh noo, that's not gay at all. 

i LIKE crispiness, I just hate overly greasy stuff, because it tastes good and goes straight to my thighs.

I must admit that that rabbits' butt is very hypnotic. I feel compelled to smack it too.  

Well, the press has been badgering Gackt long enough for his age, but I think he might have shaved a few years off his age, myself. Still, that's some powerful sexy for his age.

yay! I like huggles! 

ohh, I thought it was like batter wrapped around a bit of meat or something.

Thinking about it after you told me the ingredients makes me feel a bit ill.. that would go straight to my thighs. 

But I love donuts,, ahmigod.. Krispy Kreme... 

I was generalizing when I said otaku's should burn. Some aren't so bad.
The really bad ones are like those chicks that like any two guys getting it on in yaoi, no matter who they are. BURN!

as for the Gackt razor ad, I'll send ya it when I can dig it up from one of my many hard drives. I have a hard time erasing things. 

I assumed anyone of good taste would be anti-twilight. Those movies and books suck so hard! 

Yes, Mass Effect, you know, the PC/X-box sci-fi game series? hugely popular world-wide?

What rock have you been living under, Icey? 

And don't just stab lily! Answer the thread question while you're at it! 

Icey, you forgot to say who would play you in your musical (not including yourself). 

^ Even though it would never happen in any of our lifetimes (unless we happen to discover some lost alien technology on Mars that would forward our own technology hundreds of years, ala Mass Effect), I'd love on a planet somewhere in another solar system. Some planet that's a thriving metropolis at the height of technology spanning it's entire surface ~ with skyscrapers that go for kilometers into the skyline, and far far below them - where no being of means would dare tread - a seedy underbelly rife with crime.
How cool! 

< I hate when you tell someone over and over the same thing, and they never do it! 

V Humans have finally made contact with another alien species, but they look nothing like what we ever imagined! What do they look like (c'mon, a nice description)?

MCXV

Let's all dress up as romans!

*affixes a laurel wreath atop her flaxen locks and dons a toga, then goes to address the assembly*

Friends, Romans, Countrymen! Lend me your ears!

*dodges a hailstorm of ears*

Very funny! 

Lilllyyy.. how did you get an onion from lady gaga?! 

gets: 2 leather whips! ahhhh heaven! 

inserts: a cup of pumpkin soup

lol, not yet - it's on my reading list though, and I've heard a lot of good things about it. :)

My favorite teacher/student manga thus far is 'Sensei!'.
It's a pretty old manga and the first teacher/student I ever read (it's what got me into it)!
It's just so sweet~ and very plausibly written (with the usual dramatic ups and downs, but written in a way that is still true to life). The girl isn't overly sweet or pretty, and the guy doesn't look like he's young enough to be her classmate ~ it's almost bordering slice-of-life. But I really love it ~ I just wish it would finish being translated!

Anyway, I definitely recommend it! Do read~ 

Icey, it's a verified TUNIP - tulip x turnip. I already got the talk from Lil.   

I would have called it a Turlip ~ but what do I know? 

Our system was the same as Michelle's. Being in all advanced classes really sucked. ALL the work and tests and study we got was totally different from all the other classes in our year ~ 

and just for the record, I'd still love Eicca if he was a girl.

But he's not a girl, he's a hot HOT piece of Finnish man flesh that I just wanna... 

(why is there no leg-humping/gyrating/pixellated onion-head?!)

I can see how any little thing postponed in school would make your day.. SO glad I'm past that period! 

My day has come to a crappy start ~ my DNA chapter bundles are uploading SO slow, one stalled, and my pumpkin soup was all watery, with all the ingredients stuck to the bottom of the cup. HATE when that happens. 

make the tunip black and white on the color one - then it will stand out too 

I wouldn't have noticed. I was never good at roman numerals. 

MCX

gets: an onion-head! *swaps onion-head for Lil's hot Finnish guys* 

inserts: lady gaga *kicking her butt a few times to get her to fit*

Next time xye is on I'll badger her to change the title. 

and I should have asked earlier, but why was your day bad? *pats her back*

Watch the movie Lily - DL it or something! Its about a bunch of leather-wearing vampires (one of them being uber hot ~ Billy Wirth's character).

NOTHING like Twilight, just to let you know. I'm not a fan of Twilight either. It's very worth watching. 

It's very artsy looking with the paint-splatter effect, but the redness of the angel lily (ha! there's two words I never thought I'd be using together!) does look more evil.

So I like the new one. 

Lily, look at the pic of Eicca in my profile page.

Both the pictures (my sig and av) are while he's headbanging during a live.

And if you ever say anything bad about Eicca again, I will begin to plan a long and torturous revenge!! 

Lady Gaga is terrible. Go ahead and gun me down, but it's the truth~  *grumbles about futas*
Pop used to actually be halfway decent about 10 years ago, now there's only the occasional good song. I have nothing against Americans or America.. but good lord they produce so much shit pop music! 

And old or not, you can't mess with the classics! Also, I'm not old - that song was from the mid 90's.
Haven't you ever seen The Lost Boys? man I loved/love that movie. Memories~~
and I used to have a major thing for Billy Wirth. 

You had that idea about our detective story - was it that? 

Probably a sequel to Avatar would make box office gold, tho I certainly wouldn't go to see it. They took a great idea and made it SO cliche and bad.

I think a movie of Mass Effect (the game) would be great. 

Xye finally making me an editor! tho my title is still wrong. 

Also Eicca. Always Eicca. 

I don't really like BL without sex (personally), unless it contains a lot of really really hot kissing. That can be almost as good.
But sometimes they have yaoi with really ugly looking butt sex. It makes me wanna claw my eyes out and then kill the mangaka. Not good at all.  
Also I'm not really into yaoi without a decent storyline. I mean sex is good, but when it's unconvincing I'd rather pass.

as I originally said (yes Lily, it was I, and not Shrubbery), good yaoi is like a fine wine. There are alot of very mediocre yaoi's out there - in fact, the majority of them. But once in a while you come across this total gem~ <3 The same goes for shoujo too actually.

Shota and Loli is just wrong wrong squikky wrong, I agree!  

Ace Attorney game series is great for unintended gay innuendo, plus it's so much fun. SO much Phoenix x Edgey yaoi doujin has come from that series!! Some of it is really good too ~  *loves phoenix x edgey*

Speaking of Gackt and advertising, did you see the vid of Gackt advertising men's razors in the nude?  
If not, I shall try and dig it up for you (I think I saved it somewhere). If Xye hasn't already seen it, I shall eat my hat!

Otaku's should burn! They annoy me, too! They're like a bunch of machines ~ all programmed to think the same thing. No personalities!  

Josei is a lot better then shoujo, because, obviously, it has a more mature mindset to it. But some josei I've read have sucked hard too, and it seems that dumb, boring girls aren't limited to shoujo. Don't even get me started on the girls who look at simple kissing as losing their girlish purity!   So annoying!

NOOOOO.. Lady Gaga should die in the flames of hell... bad bad bad!! 

Eri hates Gaga.

ummm my current song obsession.. hmm.. I have so many! maybe 'Lost Boys' by 69 Eyes. An oldie (sorta), but a goodie.

Awesome song, weird vid. Ahh, Jyrki's voice is always so cool (that sexy, arrogant Finnish bastard), and Jussi is so cute!~ 

The 69 eyes- Lost boys

@Trikira - well the horns and dagger should be sufficient. 


@Icey: not sure if you meant to do it, but you posted a pic of your own sig? I thought you were making one for Lily? However if you drew & colored that green-haired dude in your siggy, I'm very impressed. 

Clearly you haven't read many age-gap shoujo/josei manga. 

Besides, brother complex is kinda cute (in other people, anyway)~ 

Oh boy, here we go about your brother again. 

I don't know if I'll ever have kids. Maybe I'll adopt one way down the track; but frankly all I care about is me. 

Oh don't mind me, I'm just a pervert. 

But have a hug anyway, I promise I'll be good. 

I would read that shoujo - as long at the girl wasn't some stupid innocent 'oh, kissing is the biggest step I can imagine taking!' kinda girl, who has no personality.

@Lily: Oh so I can't be sweet and caring AND obsessed?

Plus I'm not obsessed~ this is love. 

I wonder if anyone is reading this besides Lily & me.. personally I think it would make for good blog reading.


Eri takes the dossier on Sharwie from Lily and files it away for future use.
Looking over the mass of expensive cars in front of her, Eri wonders what she's doing wrong that sees her still coming to work in a beat-up old Volvo. To make matters worse, it looked like the only piece of junk of it's type in the whole garage; quaking in the shadow of the massive Hummer parked next to it. It really is pitiful.
Sighing in frustration, Eri turns back to Lily with her own situation, observing for a moment the P.I's increasingly agitated kicking at the BMW's tires.
'Let me try something.' she volunteers, digging through the small pouch strapped to her belt and coming out with a rather handy set of lock-picks. However, deftly teasing one about in the locks soon reveals another problem.
'Someone has broken off a bit of metal inside. I can't unlock it.,' Eri concludes. 'Well, we can't use your car, so..'
The assistant jerks her thumb over to the other end of the garage, towards her beat-up old Volvo. 'Let's go.'
'What?' Lily's eyes glaze over for a moment, before quickly scanning the other vehicles around her. 'You think we should break in to one of the other cars?'
'No, we can go in my-'
'Or I suppose we could try a taxi?' Lily makes a face at the thought.
'No, it's okay, we can use my-'
'Well I suppose you could always carry me on your back, or the slave could, but it IS a fair way.. I could get sleepy.'
'Lily! Oh, you're hopeless!' Eri fumes, grabbing the P.I's hand and dragging her towards the Volvo; whining bishie in tow.
'Nooo, Noooo! Anything but that! Think of my reputation!'
Eri shoots her a fuming glance.
'Well what's LEFT of my reputation! Are you sure I can't just ride the slave..?'
'No! He's no use to us dead!'
And so, Eri finally manages to get Lily into the ugly old Volvo; the door locked tight from the outside to prevent escape and a child-lock attached to the buckle.
'This really is too cruel!' Lily wails, flailing about in the passenger seat. 'How could you do this to me?! How could you do this to YOURSELF??'
'Not all of us are rich, lazy slobs!' Eri mutters, starting up the car.
'Even the stupid slave looks uncomfortable!'
'He ALWAYS looks uncomfortable, he's in irons and wearing very little clothes,' She points out.
Luckily with Eri's current irritation, she drives like a mad-woman (which, I suppose, isn't that far from the truth) and they reach Lily's house in record time.
As soon as the child safety and locks are solved, Lily leaps at Eri with clawed hands.
'FIEND!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! I could have died in there! I think a little part of me did~~ oh the humanity.. I-I feel soiled!.. you're just too cruel..'
Eri sighs again (for what surely has to be the 20th time that morning) and gathers what's left of her tattered clothes. 'Let's just go, I'm sure I'll think of some way to make it up to you.'
'I'm not sure you can, but you'd better!' The P.I. sniffs.
Thus, ignoring the stares from passers by at the spectacle they make; the three Transcendentians make their way up the path to Lily's house..
What will they find..? Tune in next time!

Wat? a large part of my childhood was taken away because of that. 

Because of that I may never know how to raise a child! Or clean away it's poop! 

And it's all my parents fault for not getting me the name brand Tamagotchi! 

I should have guessed!

But we all know that the pen is mightier then the steak knife! 

*whips out her Scribbly Pen of Demoralization +2*

Now I am readeh! 

and ooh.. Icey is packing some hate right there! 

I think you need a hug, Icey!

*gives her a big, warm hug and noms on her ear* 

Make love, not war~

and once I think of some decent ideas, I'll start some threads too.

Ooh that looks really yummy, Icey! I'm not that big a fan of most chinese food (with some exceptions), but that looks goood~ 

What's inside the batter?

When in china, use every opportunity to shop~ 

aww c'mon, you can tell us! 

@Xye: Maybe someone finally got the courage to tell him how much his dancing sucks. Man that guy must have had balls! I can just imagine that Gackt would have probably been in total disbelief when he was told ~
'I always thought I was a great dancer! You mean all this time you guys...?'
Like one of those people auditioning for So You Think You Can Dance.. who clearly shouldn't be there. Oh! That Sex guy!
Oh shit,. I'm going to burn for comparing Gackt to that Sex guy. 

Also, where did you hear that he was in his 30's? We all know how anal Gackt is about revealing his true age, but I actually read somewhere that he's actually in his early 40's. 

In any case, he'll probably be hot until the day he dies, and then will leave a gorgeous corpse that everyone will continue to envy.

I wonder if he'll ever get botox down the track? 

@Saki: Your av is really cute tho, I like it. :)

@Lily: if we didn't have the 10 pm limit, I probably would have spammed you to hell by now. My reputation is probably already shot by association, right? 

gets: a bunch of really hot, half-naked finnish guys ~ ready to add to my harem. 

inserts: a pair of sexy leather pants

Counter roman?! I should crucify you~ 

Until then I'll just prod you with a pointy spear~

MXCXV

You make her cry~

She's a sensitive soul, and you're a wicked dragon-lady. 

blazing eyes, plume of fire coming out of her mouth, and a dagger in her hand. 

@icewing: I wanna see the sig you made, but your PNG seems to be an unrecognized format on my computer.  I wanna seeee!

Actually, as I've mentioned on a number of occasions, I'm super picky about my yaoi. There are SO many pairings I dislike so much, and when I hate a pairing, no matter who they are, even butt sex squikks me right out.

for me the clear seme HAS to be the seme, and actually ACT seme. The clear uke has to be the uke, but not look like shota. I really hate when they make the guys look prepubescent. Grosses me out. Also I like the seme to be older. It's not nice for the older guy to be submissive - in my tastes anyway. Lastly, whether manga or anime or game, I like the protagonist to be seme. Even tho it's So much more common for them to be uke, I just can't identify with ukes on a personal level. The kind of level that makes me enjoy boy love. :P

Lol, on the Gackt front, when you're as famous as he is, you're gonna find yourself as inspiration for certain franchises and well as the topic of them. It's inevitable - especially in a place like Japan!
The only thing that I remember bagging out no end, was when that Gackt computer game came out. I mean come on! I don't even remember the context, but I think he was some kickass fighter, as he seems to favor himself. It was embarrassing even associating my like of him at that point. 

My biggest gripe about shoujo is the girls that are so irritatingly innocent! And those without any personality. 

I'm just thinking about what mistakes I've made in life.. and thinking and thinking...

I mean, I know I must have made a bunch (I mean, I'm me; and if you knew me, you'd know what I mean).. but is it wrong to feel you're in a such a good place in your current life that they just don't feel like real mistakes?

..sorta like those mistakes - whatever they were and however unfortunate they were to have happened - put me where I am right now at this moment.
And I'm not exactly unhappy.

Moreover, even if those mistakes hadn't of been made, who says that they'd not have happened at a later stage and left me at an even greater disadvantage then when they actually occurred?

Oh look at me.. being all philosophical, or whatever it is I'm being.. 

If anything I'd have changed something my parents did! Instead of moving to Australia they should have moved to Finland. Then I could see a lot more of Apocalyptica on stage; speak Finnish (which is such a wickedly cool language) and marry some hot Finnish guy, that could very possibly have been Eicca Toppinen himself if I'd been in the right place at the right time and had some sort of ability to know what I know now, in this life.

This is all my parents fault!! 

MXCXIII.

We're so good, we should all go back in time and become Romans. 

Lol, kidding kidding.

Honestly, we all love ya for what you do, Lily. I don't think any of us would really want all that obligation!

So feel safe! 

^ Sorta depends what I'm doing, but generally I like Faber-Castell for both drawing and coloring. They're pretty good quality and not TOO expensive. And pencil-wise I love working with soft leads. Also Staedtler is pretty good with the softer leads. Anyway~

> I love drawing with soft leads! 

V In a musical about your life, who would play you (not including yourself!) and what would the musical be called?

EDIT:
forgot to add:
@Cestra, if you're thinking you're naive because of the old best friend thing, don't.
Honestly, most all of us go through that kind of thing at least once in our life, and really should be just viewed as a learning experience. I don't think you're naive for it.

You just inserted mushrooms last time! man you're repetitive! 

gets: a weird looking hermaphrodite with greyish skin that smells all earthy. 

inserts: a set of headphones (real good ones!) 

Well okay then, as long as you get the blame for it I'll join you. 

Dare I ask.. what is a FILSK? 

it looks great, and the tunip is a nice touch in the background. Only thing missing is horns below that halo. 

to make a picture your sig, you use the image tags. as in [*img]urlofthepicture[*/img] - but of course leave out the *'s.

Cute sig by the way!

Yes I AM old, but not THAT old. Vinyl pants were right in in the 90's, after all. For a while anyway. 

Your list is very valid, but it also explains why you're obsessed with him. I sense that one day the hate is just gunna melt away and you'll be like Xye the 2nd. 

Actually that reminds me of something I think you wrote in my intro thread. You said you used to be into yaoi? what exactly changed? it's odd for something like that to just switch off. 

Yeh you really are, but it's kind of cute. 

If it gets too severe I'll just take drastic measures.