Here's an example how this game works-
Person A: Fortunately, I got a new car.
Person B: Unfortunately, it no longer works.
Person C: Fortunately, I called in a mechanic.
Person D: Unfortunately, he dropped dead.
and so on and so on. :goodmood:
So, I'll start!
Fortunately, I found loads of money on the street the other day.
Unfortunately it was monopoly money.
Fortunately a collector wanted it and gave you golden coins for it
unfortunately, the gold is also fake
Fortunately it was chocolate
Unfortunately it melted
Fortunately I put it in the freezer and it's edible again :goodjob:
Unfortunately it tastes disgusting.
Fortunately, you ate it all, so I don't have to taste it :-)
Unfortunately, you got a massive stomach ache.
Fortunately, I have some medicine against it :-)
Unfortunately, it turns out you are allergic to the medicine.
Fortunately, it went away by itself.
Unfortunately, now there's no medicine left in case anything might happen...
Fortunately, you live next to a drug store.
Unfortunately, everything they sell is super over priced.
Fortunately, you get a neighbour discount
Unfortunately, I'm broke (because the coins I got were fake :noway:)
Fortunately, a random stranger thinks you are his long lost trice-removed cousin and hands you an inheritance from his granny.
Unfortunately, it's just a bunch of cats.
Fortunately they were really rare and you could sell them for a lot of money
Unfortunately, I won't - I just start to live with them
Fortunately, the cats became your best friends
Unfortunately, they all wanted your full attention and fought jealously amongst themselves.
Fortunately, the noise they make fighting scared away a robber who wanted to steal something from the cats' favourite place.
Unfortunately, they stole your car instead.
Fortunately, they returned it with a filled gas tank.
Unfortunately, the gas tank is now full, but the engine is broken.
Fortunately, you knew how to fix it.
Unfortunately, it can now only go at 150 km/h and up...
Fortunately all the speed limits have gone up as well andyou don't get tickets ever.
Unfortunately, you sped so fast that you had a bit of an accident. (Oh no, sorry that's morbid!)
Fortunately, there was a handsome firefighter nearby to save you from danger and you get away without a scracth.
Unfortunately, you were wearing a skirt and he saw your panties! :shy:
Fortunately, they were clean and looked nice :goodjob:
Unfortunately, he got captivated by them and now stalks you
Fortunately, he only tries to keep you from getting hurt.
Unfortunately, he is super over protective
Fortunately, because of that he manages to save you from 206 perverts
Unfortunately, his legs are broken by the last one and he can no longer follow you around.
Fortunately, he got his friend to follow you around.
Unfortunately, his friend was the 207th stalker that nobody knew
Fortunately, he is a pretty crappy stalker and you can see him from a mile away.
Unfortunately you are athletically inept and he has no shame in life so he openly stalks you.
Fortunately, you issue a restraining order.
Unfortunately, he doesn't care.
Fortunately the government realizes how important you are and designates you as a national treasure, giving you an army of SPs to beat up the stalker.
Unfortunately, everyone wants to see the national treasure and you have piles of people in front of your house.
Fortunately, all the stress you've been under makes you spontaneously evolve and learn the ability to turn invisible.
Unfortunately you were ran over by a tank when you tried to cross the road because the traffic lights were flashing amber, and flashing amber means the car can move, as long as you don't SEE anyone crossing the road.
Fortunatly, I'm not sure to get Blobsndrees, so you're safe and eating pizza !! :wahaha:
Unfortunately blob explains everything:
The traffic light has many settings, the most famous is the green light, it means cars can move, the next one is the red light, it means cars can't move and people can cross the road without being steamrollered by trucks. Then some traffics light have the option of flashing yellow, this one means if the driver sees there aren't any humans in front of them, they can step on the pedal and anything that happens after that is all fine.
So you're actually in ICU, where beyond the pearly gates of hell is a pizza. Oh wait you've already crossed the gates and you're eating it though... That's unfortunate :(
Fortunatly, your cousin is a mad scientist, who got you a whole new body with lots of new options !!
(In my country, Orange light means you should accelerate or you'll be struck by the red light :wahaha: )
Unfortunately your cousin also changes your gender by "accident", you get turned into an alien :cold:
Fortunately, he was able to revert you back to your original form.
Unfortunately, everyone else u know gets reverted in the process.
Fortunatly, you don't know that much people.
Unfortunately, the few people that you know are scared away.
Fortunately, you didn't like them much anyway...
Unfortunately it means you've been a loner for all your life.
Fortunately you can build people from scrap metal and you're not alone anymore!
Unfortunately the people you build hate you too
Fortunately, you can mass-program them to like you instead.
Unfortunately the government bans clones and so they all get confiscated from you and used as clone troopers
Fortunately, spiders befriend you
Unfortunately they just wanna eat you.
Fortunately you kill them with a flamethrower
Unfortunately the flamethrower gas tank explodes, on you.
Fortunately you wore protective gear
Unfortunately, it wasnt very good
Fortunately you find out through this incident you were immune to flamethrowers exploding
Unfortunately, your immunity doesn't last long
Fortunately superman saves you
Unfortunately, it was only a cosplayer and his cape catches fire and you both burn.
Fortunately Batman comes in to save you both
Unfortunately, Joker shows up and you are forgotten.
Quote from: Angel~ on May 08, 2013, 08:37
Unfortunately, it was only a cosplayer and his cape catches fire and you both burn.
ROFL
Fortunately Iron Man comes in and saves Batman's butt and yours.
Unfortunately someone activated a supermagnet inside the fire and you all got pulled back in (including joker)
Fortunately Thor comes along and smashes the magnet saving you all before you get pulled in the fire
Unfortunately, his beautiful hair burns away and he runs away, crying like a little girl.
Fortunately, the Hulk comes to your rescue.
Unfortunately I don't know who he is
Fortunately, Captain America reminds you
Unfortunately he just happens to be a stranger to me too
Fortunately you meet them and they become your friends
Unfortunately, like all others in this universe, they end up hating you after 2 seconds.
Fortunately, you become a little more optimistic.... :swt:
Unfortunately, nobody cares about you anymore.
Well okay then... :'(
Fortunately, he runs and gets away from it all
Unfortunately he hits a pole while running away
Fortunately he gets back up and keeps running
Unfortunately he bumps into the gangster of all gangster kings and he gets extorted
Fortunately he ends up not getting killed
Unfortunately he has nothing left, not even his organs which were sold on the blackmarket
Fortunately he buys them all back
Unfortunately they were not his and he dies of infections
Fortunately, you were tired of him anyway.
Unfortunately he comes back to haunt you as a zombie with a half decayed body :omg:
Fortunately, he is a very cool zombie and is casted in a major horror film! *skip
Unfortunately, he was very bad at acting and got fired.
Fortunately, though, he was hired for a commercial!
unfortunately the commercial was cancelled
Fortunately, he made lots of money prior to being fired.
Unfortunately, he's a zombie and doesn't know how to spend it.
Fortunately, a nice person taught him how to spend it.
Unfortunately, he spend it by giving it away to strangers.
Fortunately the strangers are nice people and share!
Uuuuuunfortunately they're pretty dumb and only share it with fountains and wishing wells.
Fortunately, the man pick the money back and shares again.
Unfortunately, there was a sudden economic inflation and now his money is worth 100x less.
Fortunately, a kind lady picks him up and give him happiness.
(i'm getting off-topic.... :omg:)
Uuuuunfortunately, the 'lady' happens to be a dude in disguise - which may or may not change anything for this man.
(How are you getting off-topic?)
Fortunately, the man was a gay so they still had a fun time.
(because it sounds like it)
(DUUUUUUDE looks like a LADY!)
Unfortunately, we have lots of minors 'round these parts, so they only played scrabble.
Fortunately, the adults didn't care and let the minors do whatever.
Unfortunately, they took over the chat box.
But fortunately, no one minded!
Unfortunately, a sword battle began.
fortunately, it was a friendly battle.
Unfortunately, it was too friendly, and it never got anywhere.
Fortunately, at least noone was hurt.
Unfortunately, the weather took a turn for the worse and evolved into a lightning storm.
Fortunately, everyone was inside.
Unfortunately, the houses didn't have lightning rods.
Fortunately, there was a shield (magic).
Unfortunately, the magic shield wore out 5 minutes into the lightning storm.
Three unfortunately's in a row. *-* #BadLuckVaux
fortunately they built a lightning rod in 4 minutes 58 seconds.
Unfortunately, since it was a rush job, it was shoddy craftsmanship and fell down in 2 minutes.
Fortunately, it was a short storm and ended fast enough.
Unfortunately a car lands on top of you.
Fortunately, it was just a stuffed toy car. Much to your relief.
Unfortunately, it was covered in itching powder.
Fortunately, you're immune to itching powder!
Unfortunately, the person next to you is not and dies from a serious allergy.
Fortunately it's not you.
Unfortunately, you had to attend their funeral, disrupting your plans with a hot date.
Fortunately, your date does not mind and wants to see you again.
unfortunately, that was a lie and they never called you again.
Fortunately, you've had a rise in popularity lately, (see: stalkers a few pages back), and you're able to find another one.
Unfortunately your popularity drops as soon as you notice them.
Fortunately they secretely stalk you
Unfortunately, they start stealing your stuff.
Fortunately you have enough money to replace it
Unfortunately, they steal your money.
Fortunately you catch them, fall in love with one and marry that one
Unfortunately, they are just pretending and hoping to get half your stuff when you get divorced.
Fortunately, you were too good for her anyway. *h3r0
Unfortunately, they made you sign a contract when you were drunk so that when divorced, they would get everything and you get thrown out on the streets.
Fortunately, you get picked up by a rich lady and taken care of
Unfortunately, she has 12 cats (this is based on a true story - some lady died in my town and left 12 cats. I saw an adoption ad about it yesterday).
Fortunately, you love cats
unfortunately, cats don't love you.
Fortunately, she also has a dog who loves you a lot.
Unfortunately, you hate dogs
Fortunately, it dies within a week.
Unfortunately, you get arrested on suspicion of murdering the dog
Fortunately, it is proven that the cat did it
Unfortunately, he's after you next.
Fortunately the cat goes to jail for life
Unfortunately, the cat breaks out.
Fortunately, the guards shoot it down
Unfortunately it shoots you just before it dies
Fortunately, the bullet did not go too deep into your body.
Unfortunately it was still bad enough to land you in hospital.
Fortunately, the doctors got the bullet out.
Unfortunately you are possessed and cursed by a vengeful cat which turns you into a half cat person.
Fortunately, God came down and purify you/me. [ihavenoidea]
Unfortunately the god is into neko mimi and leaves you with the ears and a tail
Fortunately, the goddess, wife of god, loves you and helped out.
Unfortunately she's jealous of your oh so beautiful self after asking the mirror who's the most beautiful person in the world so she starts throwing apples at you.
Fortunately, she had bad aim and the apple missed by a long shot.
Unfortunately the other 9000 apples thrown from space come down on earth with the force of a meteorite and destroys the world.
Fortunately, Lia came to save the day.
Unfortunately the applejuice from apples leak out and you die from cyanide poisoning
Fortunately, it went through you because of powers.
Unfortunately Lia isn't enough to stop the second onslaught of apples and everyone dies again
Fortunately they are brought back to life with the help of dragonballs.
Unfortunately, you only had 100 dragonballs to resurrect 100 people.
Fortunately God's father slapped god and the goddess in their heads with a paper fan and everything went back to normal.
Unfortunately, "normal" meant you are now a cat who is allergic to cats. Meaning you'll die soon. Because of your allergy. :goodjob:
Fortunately you travel a long road and manage to find a witch who says that she has a potion which will turn you back into a human.
Unfortunately, she lied.
Fortunately she's allergic to cats too so she at least turns you into a cyborg human
unfortunately, it had a trick to making you look like a broken piece of trash.
Fortunately it at least holds together long enough for you to reach the goddess of cyborgs who turns you into a real human.
Unfortunately, the goddess of witches quickly destroys you before you reached to them goddess, themselves.
fortunately your soul survives and you are reincarnated as gandalf the yellow
Unfortunately, the witch put a spell on you right after you reicarneted.
Fortunately your prince ever so charming wakes you up by kissing you.
unfortunately, it only likes men like blob, so the spell is still on you.
Fortunately you wake up anyways because the curse was for your prince charming to be gay, so not having a prince charming turned out to be a blessing.
Unfortunately, the prince charming already had a fiance and she wooped your ass after you woke up.
Fortunately, you can't feel pain anymore so it was a-okay in the end.
Unfortunately, other people see you as a zombie for not feeling any pain.
Fortunately you don't give a **** about them
Unfortunately, you care a slight bit even though you don't show it.
Fortunately you're normal apart from being undead so nobody knows unless someone tells them, but after a few centuries, nobody remembers you being undead anymore so you live a perfectly comfortable life travelling from here to there and everywhere.
Unfortunately, one day a kid went missing and the cops found it in your home. But sadly the child was dead, so they're accussing you for murder.
Fortunately you only get sentenced to 115 years in prison, after which you come back out and it's like a pleasant time skip to you.
Unfortunately, those 115 years in prison, you were tortured to confess every single year, month, day, hour, minute, and seconds.
Fortunatly, the torturer fell for you, and only forced you to watch Romance and eat pink food with him... for 115 years~
Unfortunately, you now can't stomach any food that isn't pink. Damn torturer.
Fortunately, your stomach realizes its actually blind since it lacks eyes, and you are soon able to eat all different colors of foods again.
Unfortunately, you are now unable to eat your favourite food prior to your pink food torture cum tragic love story.
fortunately, you hit your head which made you forget all the tortures you had.
Unfortunately, you forgot who you are as well.
Forunately, that occurence made you start a new life as a different person (since you forgot who you are)
Unfortunately, you decide to be a serial killer
Fortunately, you're good at what you do. :heeee:
Unfortunately, despite your skill, you happened to get caught by a female police officer - who also happens to be the love of your (new) life. She's now forever disappointed in you.
Fortunately, she learns all of your victims were actually horrible serial killers themselves, including the monster who killed her parents, so now she's starting to soften up.
Unfortunately, just as she was about to warm up to you, you accidentally kill her cat in a fit of rage (it wouldn't move from your seat on the couch).
Fortunately, the anger management counselor you start seeing after this incident turns out to be your long lost childhood sweetheart.
Unfortunately, she turns out to be lesbian
Fortunately, as you're wallowing in the misery that is your love life, you come across a $100 note on the floor. You pick it up and are instantly $100 richer. Lucky you!
Unfortunately it was fake and you go to prison for trying to spend it.
Fortunately, you don't get very much time, and once you get out, you land an awesome job.
Unfortunately, the job doesn't satisfy your need for adventure and fast-paced environments, and it's very dull. So you quit after just three hours into it.
Fortunately, you get picked up by a travelling circus.
Unfortunately, they want you to dress us for the Bearded Lady part.
Fortunately, you aren't a lady so you can grow a beard fairly easily.
Unfortunately, since you are now useless to them, they feed you to the lions.
Fortunately, you escape the lions via the tranquilizer gun you keep on you in case of emergencies.
You escape with your life to a forest nearby, slightly out of breath and in utter disbelief that your circus friends would be so callous with your life.
Unfortunately, you run into a gang of mountain bandits.
Fortunately, they accept you the way your circus friends never did, and you become a mountain bandit yourself.
Unfortunately there was a mole who betrays you to the cops.
Fortunately, the mole wasn't the brightest bulb out there and didn't specify what crime they were reporting you for. Uninformed, the cops let you go scot free.
Unfortunately the misunderstanding got cleared up and they hunt you down.
Fortunately, by this time, you're already thousands of miles away and you are then able to start a new life, in a new country, with a new name.
Unfortunately, your new identity is recognized as an illegal immigrant and you get deported.
Fortunately, you managed to escape from getting caught by the POPO.
unfortunately, they managed to stick to you a tracking device. now knowing you whereabouts
Fortunately, the found out that the tracking device was on the wrong culprit, so you managed to get away.
unfortunately, the police hav joined forces with nbi and they can now track you down with the latest technologies
Fortunately, NBI that the police asked to help was actually on your side.
unfortunately, they were double agents pretending to befriend you, with the intention of betrayal.
Fortunately, a villain came to rescue you from those FBI agents when they were knocked out by his sleep gas.
unfortunately, that villains goal was the reward for your head. so he took you to a certain location where the police and NBI where carefully hiding.
Fortunately, the villain's car broke down along the way and while he was calling for a roadside service, you realise his plot and escape.