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Title: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on February 29, 2012, 08:48
Okay... I'm not exactly sure I'm allowed to do this.... but since the other thread is kind of dead and I love this super awesome game...

I present to you King of the Hill 2! :o_o:

The Rules: Take posession of the hill from the person before you using any means necessary. (Be creative and have fun! XD) After your long rant, proclaim "MY HILL!"

Okay, the game starts NOW!

Aurelia randomly walks up an old abandoned hill. She sticks a flag in it, then proclaims to the world...

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on February 29, 2012, 21:55
Aurelia summons an army of Fishbots <>< *bloop* who rush over to the hill and eat all of Rio's rainbow poo's. They all chant and cheer when Lia proclaims...

...MY HILL!  :goodmood:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on March 19, 2012, 15:04
The fishbots built a giant toilet, and flushed the giant rainbow poo down it. Then they danced and threw confetti and proclaimed:

MY HILL! :3
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on April 04, 2012, 12:46
blob orders a million of his followers to tunnel under the hill and dig out all the earth inside so that the hill collapses, then his followers use the earth to pile up a new hill and proclaims
I built this hill so it's

...MY HILL  :wahaha:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Rayne on April 04, 2012, 17:53
Rayne rallies together her nature creature to stampede over blobs poorly constructed hill and Lias synthetic not real animals fishbots and they lift up the hill and start running away with it while Rayne shouts :
MY HILL!!!  :=X:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on April 08, 2012, 07:25
L summons all of her white birdies to attack Rayne's nature creature and nestle on the hill while L proclaims:

MY HILL!!!!  *h3r0
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on April 08, 2012, 20:02
Lia runs over to L's cute white birdies, and shoos them away with fluffled up owls. Then they all sit on top of the hill, until the hill becomes an owl hill. Lia flies to the top of the hill on an owl, and as queen of the fluffled up owls she proclaims:

...MY HILL! :3
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on April 09, 2012, 06:41
L lures all Lia's fluffed up owl away with cookies put away from the hill. Then L flies to the hill quickly with her wings, covers the entire hill in white feathers and shouts:

MY HILL!!!  :wahaha:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Harrstein on April 12, 2012, 07:16
(http://www.livestream.com/filestore/logos/f1d3286c-57d6-29b7-52b6-62c3b711823a-banner.jpg)

then i get a leaf blower to remove all feathers.

grab a crate of beer and a folding chair and say

HILL BE MINE...
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on April 12, 2012, 07:33
Stays on top of the hill and pats the hill.

MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Rayne on April 12, 2012, 22:17
Rayne kicks Angel off the hill and watches as she tumbles down. "Betch please. Did you think you could steal this spot from me?
Rayne plops her giant steel fortress at the top of the hill, and raises a giant flag that says.
"MY HILL!"
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on April 13, 2012, 07:42
Angel scrambles back up the hill, drills a hole in the fortress, pulls Rayne out and shoots her away with my canon.
Angel tears down Rayne's flag and raises her own.
She proclaims loudly:

MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Rayne on April 13, 2012, 08:22
Rayne scrambles back to the hill carrying a giant bucket labeled 'steel fortress disintigrater' and pours it on the fortress. She gives an evil smile to Angel, as a giant albatross comes to carry her away. Rayne pees on the hill as she proclaims:
MY HILL!!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on April 13, 2012, 10:04
Lia comes in with a herd of jellyfish, that whisk Rayray away. Then she grabs a lounge chair, sits on top of the hill, and eats ice cream thinking...

MY HILL! :3
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Rayne on April 17, 2012, 18:34
Rayne stomps up the hill to Lia, grabs a lawn chair and a bowl of ice cream, turning to Lia and asking "Our Hill? ^_^......... JUUUUUUUST KIDDDDDIIIINGGGG!!!!!!!!!!" Kicks Lia off the hill and continues eating ice cream, then burps out
"My Hill!"
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on May 07, 2012, 17:10
O.O

Lia begins plotting her revenge, by buying cartons full of ice cream. She then builds an anti-Rayray Ray and shoots Rayne off the hill with it. Then she builds a ginormous wall over the edges of the hill and sticks a sign on it that says KEEP OUT RAYRAY!! Then she films herself eating the bucketloads of cream and sends it to RayRay while she says....

MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on May 08, 2012, 00:49
Angel returns to the hill with her army of albatrosses and they bomb-egg the hill throwing Lia off. Angel puts a forcefield around the hill and sits on a sofa eating choco-chip ice cream. Then she sings:

MY HILLL!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Harrstein on May 08, 2012, 02:19
/me slaps L-Angel of hill with a laptop

NOPE

sentry going up (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZHwsKxOdzc&hd=1)
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on May 08, 2012, 05:33
Angel kicks Harhar off the hill and steals his laptop.

MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Harrstein on May 08, 2012, 05:47
/me trows another laptop at L-angel so she falls of hill

ze ghill. she iz mine
(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/10/108462/1719740-hoovygrin.jpg)
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on May 08, 2012, 05:48
*Angel dodges the laptop and throws in back hitting Harhar off the hill

Ze hill. Ish mine.  :wahaha:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Harrstein on May 08, 2012, 06:09
/me grabs laptop out of air and frisbies it back

But now it has knifeedges

ZE GHILL IZ MAINE
(http://www.gamerdna.com/uimage/W2bAs6M/full/tf2-heavy.jpg)

Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: david on May 08, 2012, 07:22
David: oh hey chuck, would you help me out?
Chuck.N: what?"
David: see that dude over there? He's sitting on my hill.
Chuck.N: Oh i see, wait a sec...

*few seconds later*

Chuck.N: Ok, it's done.
David: oh, thanks chuck!

Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Harrstein on May 08, 2012, 08:44
/me grabs Bruce Lee from heaven

Me: your student has been stupid again
Bruce L.: *sigh* when will he learn

a few seconds later Chuck n. is one with a wall

Me: also here is your tofu
Bruce L.: Thanks mate

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/the-final-chuck-norris-fact-bruce-lee-chuck-norris-demotivational-poster-1259789703.jpg?iact=hc&vpx=180&vpy=223&dur=545&hovh=200&hovw=252&tx=150&ty=80&sig=113187978648344229428&ei=VCKpT_XXCKbk4QTl0vHICQ&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=176&start=18&ndsp=25&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:18,i:125)
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on May 08, 2012, 10:18
*Walks in and kicks everyone off the hill* T.T

HILL BE MINE ONCE AGAIN!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Harrstein on May 08, 2012, 10:46
NJET

Not as long vlad and ivan are here

(http://i.imgur.com/k1EHV.jpg)
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on September 19, 2012, 11:37
*Angel drops some bombs and wipes Harr off the hill with a dirty mop*

my hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on September 19, 2012, 14:14
Lia boots Angel off the hill and eats cookies and milk.

MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on September 20, 2012, 02:05
Angel beats lia off the hill with a flag, puts the flag down and eats lia's cookies~

MY HILL ONCE MORE
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on September 21, 2012, 10:03
Boots Angel off the hill and laughs evilly. Then watches her fly away on white birdies and eats moar cookies! ^^

HILL BE MINE ONCE AGAIN!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on September 21, 2012, 11:10
*flies back in on birdies and orders birdies to carry Lia dearie far from here back to the sea where she belongs. Birdies swoop in and do as Angel says. Angel eats dark side cookies and laughs evilly*

HILL, STAY WITH ME ONCE MORE!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on September 21, 2012, 15:14
Swims with a swarm of fishbots back over the sea then swarms Angel and her birdies! Then throws popcorn until she hides far away in shame~

COME TO ME HILL!
*h3r0
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on September 21, 2012, 15:45
follows the popcorn trail back to the hill and lures Lia off with evil cookies which turn lia into a miniature fishbotmistress and then teleports her away to the land of the munchkins.

HILL BE MINE~!
*h3ro
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on September 21, 2012, 22:17
Lia drinks one of those potions in Alice in Wonderland and turns into a Giant. Then she takes her food and stomps, causing a major earthquake that causes Angel Dearie to tumble off the hill.

MUAHAHAHA ITS MY HILL!!!!! ^^
*h3r0
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on September 22, 2012, 03:58
Angel crawls back up and sneakily attacks Lia with a frying pan, which makes Lia slide off the hill.

FOREVER MY HILL!!!!  :wahaha:

*h3r0
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on September 22, 2012, 11:29
Lia rounds up a herd of bishies which charge the hill with her and run away, with Angel Dear fangirling after them. (Lia stays on he hill only cause of her.... iron will.  :swt:)

THE HILL SHALL BE MINE ONCE MOARR
*h3r0
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on September 22, 2012, 14:52
Angel recruits the bishi's with her charms and sends them back to the hill, breaking Lia's iron will and taking her along with them off to the horizon. (Angel keeps her favourite bishi with her to rule the hill)  :woohehe:

HILL ISH MINEE!!!!
*h3r0
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on September 22, 2012, 15:36
Lia lures Angels fav bishie away with fishbots but doesn't kill him and captures him and keeps him hidden somewhere for ever and ever~ (Cause killing a bishie..... WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?!?!) Then she throws confetti until Angel dearie gets so annoyed that she stomps off the hill.

HILL DEARIE BE MINE~
*h3r0
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on September 22, 2012, 16:05
Angel rescues her bishi and charges back to the hill woth a broom to sweep the confetti away, she puts the confetti in a rocket, shoots it and away and Lia chases after it in tears~

HILL ISH MINEEEEE~~!!!
*h3r0
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on September 22, 2012, 16:08
First Lia dies laughing (Picturing Angel with a broom furiously sweeping up confetti XD)) Then she brings moar confetti down, forcing Angel to sweep moar. While Angel Dear is busy...

THE HILL IS MINE!!!!
*h3r0
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on September 22, 2012, 16:12
Angel drops the broom and comes in with the leafblowerand blows lia away along with the confetti

MINE!!!
*h3r0
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on September 22, 2012, 16:14
Uses some kind of wind machinery to turn the leaf blower wind into a tornado and aims it at Angel Dearie

MY PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS HILL!!
*h3r0
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on September 22, 2012, 16:24
Uses magical powers to turn the tornado against Lia Poo and blows her far away~

HILL BE FOREVER MINE!!!
*h3r0
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Zephyr of the Mist on September 22, 2012, 16:27
Seals hill in another dimension, leaving a giant hole that fills with water.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on September 22, 2012, 16:34
Travels to other dimension and recaptures the hill~

MY HILL.
*h3r0
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Zephyr of the Mist on September 22, 2012, 16:35
Kicks Angel off the edge and makes the dimensional barrier OVER 9000-way (can only leave)
MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on September 22, 2012, 18:33
makes a new hole into other dimension, beams the hill back and locks all exita to zephy is trapped there.

MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on September 23, 2012, 00:35
Dumps Angel in a rabbit hole and scrambles up the hill.

MY HILLLL~
*h3r0
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on September 23, 2012, 13:44
Climbs out armed with teapots and knocks lia off the hill with one of them.

MINE. MY PRECIOUS.
*h3r0
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on September 24, 2012, 17:08
Jumps out singing "I'm a little teapot" which confuses all the teacups, and then she boots all the teacups and Angel off the hill with a mace.

MYYYYYYYYYYYY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on September 27, 2012, 17:16
Sneaks up behind Lia and makes aliens abduct her

MINE. HILL ISH MINEEEEE  :wahaha:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on October 01, 2012, 18:39
Dumps a teacup of confetti on the aliens, flies back to earth, and goes into a whimsical mood which horrifies angel off the hill.


MINEEEEEEEE~
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on October 02, 2012, 00:29
Withstands the whimsical mood of Lia and dumps rainbowy water on her, washing her off the hill.

MINEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on October 08, 2012, 20:36
Freezes Angel dear with a hastily built ice ray gun.

MYYYYY HILLLLLLLL~
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on October 09, 2012, 14:17
Melts the ice with her firey-willpower and roasts Lia with it and blows her off of the hill

MINEEEEEEEEE  :wahaha:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on October 09, 2012, 23:25
De-roasts herself, makes roast chicken, and chases Angel off with a stick.

MINE.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on October 10, 2012, 15:40
Angel buries the chicken for it's eternal rest and then kicks Lia off of the hill in anger DON'T KILL INNOCENT CHICKENS!!!

MINE. FOREVER. MINE.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on October 13, 2012, 17:08
Owl comes in and swoops Angel dear away with the chicken.

MYYYY HILLL~
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on October 14, 2012, 14:38
Angel wins the owls loyalty with all her owl related items (seriously, I wear all kinds of owl stuff xD) and floods lia off of the hill with her rainbowy water.

MY HILLLLL  *skip
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on October 14, 2012, 23:35
Fishbots swim through rainbowy water and chomp Angel off the hill.

MINE~

(SAME HERE! GAH)
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Nonii on October 15, 2012, 14:04
Nonii walks up the hill and rolls Lia down the hill into a grave which she closes with a HUUUUUUUGE stone she teleported from the himalaya (?) and writes: "Stab me" on lia's forehead while she sleeps. ( --> Just for the fun of it he.. he.. he..)

GYHAAAAA!!!!!

MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on October 16, 2012, 10:04
Silently thinks: *Nonii is SO EVIL!* *o* then receives super human strength and pushes the bolder aside. Then she cuffs Nonii to a ginormous balloon, which flies her up to space. ^_^

HILL BE MINE~
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Nonii on October 16, 2012, 12:18
*still laughing about her own prank* Pulls out a needle and bursts the bubble before she reaches space. Reaching highspeeds while falling back to the earth she uses Lia to kill her fall and pins her into the ground at once.

Yihaaaa!!

MY HILL!!!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on October 16, 2012, 14:16
Angel lures N0nii and Lia away from the hill with bishis running with freshly-baked cookies...

MY HILL!!!
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Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Nonii on October 16, 2012, 15:12
Cookies don't work on Nonii since she can't handle Milk, But BISHIES definitively do! *realizes* Makes an army of bishies who take angel away and claims the hill.

MY Hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on October 16, 2012, 15:37
Angel comes back woth her harem of bishis who drag off n0nii to a tree where she can see the hill and makes her watch Angel have fun with the bishis

MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Nonii on October 16, 2012, 15:46
Nonii gets jealous and catapults herself [with the home made catapult she made out of that tree] to the hill. She lands on the spot Angel was standing and changes places with her so fast that the bishies nor herself notice, sending her flying really really far away.


:bye:

my hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on October 16, 2012, 15:56
Angel come flying back with the aliens she befriended to recapture her bishis hill, aliens capture n0nii and ship her off to their home planet.

:blur:  <--- Nonii

MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Nonii on October 16, 2012, 16:15
Nonii makes a deal with the aliens who teleport the hill (and the bishies) to their planet for her.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on October 18, 2012, 01:40
(?!?! I MISSED SO MANY POSTS!!!)

Lia dumps a teacup of confetti on Nonii and Nonii runs away because everything is too sparkly. ^_^

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on October 20, 2012, 12:53
Angel wipes the confetti away and beams Lia away to another galaxy

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Nonii on October 20, 2012, 16:22
Nonii cuts off angels oxigen supply causing her to faint. After which she pushes her in a spaceship without steering wheel  :wahaha: and claims.......

MY HILL  :love:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on October 21, 2012, 14:12
Lia beams back from space and eats popcorn on the journey. She then uses an enormous giant fan that blows Nonii off the hill.

MINE!!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Nonii on October 22, 2012, 11:04
Takes a HUUUUUUGE amount of wood, Makes the words "MY-HILL" with it (in one piece) and throws it on top of Lia.

my hill *sleeps*
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on October 22, 2012, 12:31
Angel gets back from space, chops up Nonii's sign and bats her off of the hill with a giant bat

MINE.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Nonii on November 04, 2012, 08:19
Nonii grows herself wings, disguises herself and hurries back to the hill. Once there she tricks and hypnotizes Angel to make her forget about the hill completely, sending her back home safely with a teleporter.

Harharhar

My hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on November 07, 2012, 10:44
Angel wakes up from hypnotism, takes her mathbooks with her back to the hill and starts throwing all kinds of mathy stuff at Nonii, making her brain overload and making her walk away confused.

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Nonii on November 07, 2012, 11:23
Nonii solves all the math problems thrown at her, picks her friends terrible English translations and throws them at L-Angel, who runs away with them in disbelieve for how horrible they are.

My hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on November 13, 2012, 14:02
Angel puts on sunglasses so she won't have to see the horrible English and looses a swarm of angry wasps at Nonii, making her dive into a river far, far, far away where she takes refuge.

My precioussssss
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Nonii on December 30, 2012, 04:29
Survives the wasps (just barely)

sneaks up the hill and tackles Angel making her to lose consciencen, then she catapults her out like a meteor and sends her off to another universe.

Bye bye Angel *tears up and waves her goodbye*

*grin* MY HILL! ^__^
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on December 30, 2012, 04:33
Befriends other universe people and comes back with a clone army armed with cookies.

Nonii gets buried under the cookies and then vacuumed away by a giant vacuumcleaner.

Vacuumcleaner blows Nonii far, far away.

*waves goodbye with a handcherief* byebye~

  :=D: my hill!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Nonii on December 30, 2012, 04:45
Nonii grabs a palmtree on her way down and that catapults er right back at L-angel who's made one with the tree after collision. Nonii takes the tree and plants it just down the hill on a parallell universe.

And claims: MY HILL! AHRRRRRRRRRRR
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on December 30, 2012, 05:20
Angel seperates herself from the tree and returns to Nonii universe. She opens a black hole, stuffs Nonii inside and closes the black hole.

After that she lies in her hammock and proclaims: MY HILL!  :wahaha:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Nonii on December 30, 2012, 05:38
The black hole opens under L-Angels hammock, lets Nonii out of it and closes again. Nonii caves a hole under the hammock up to the middle of the earth then she climbs up the robe she let down cuts the hammock L-Angel is laying in, making her to fall into the abyss, after which she fills the hole with concrete, and makes a pool over it, just in case she manages to break through.

Nonii starts swimming in the pool as she proclaims: My hill *hmmm*
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on December 30, 2012, 11:50
Angel drills her way out of the concrete and makes the watwr drain into the center of the earth taking Nonii with it. Angel fills it up with reinforced concrete and puts a marble statue on top of it. Then she lies in the grass admiring her work.

She then proclaims: MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on April 03, 2013, 17:26
blob looks at angel's hill and thinks, it would be really cruel and evil of me to oust the hill from her after she's spent 4 months owning the hill so blob hires a couple of construction workers, removes the entire hill apart from the patch where angel is lying on and then builds a castle on the new hill.

I then build a castle and proclaim... MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Harrstein on April 04, 2013, 03:47
/me grabs the book (https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/620352_258214737623504_150124923_o.jpg) he has to learn and uses it to slap blobsndrees of the hill

hill mine now

/me goes back to not learning
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Nonii on April 04, 2013, 08:53
Nonii moves harr's calendar to make him believe his exam is tomorrow and casts an invisibility charm on the hill while he's gone.

:wahaha:  :wahaha: MY HILL  :wahaha: :wahaha:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Harrstein on April 04, 2013, 09:29
Quote from: Nonii on April 04, 2013, 08:53
Nonii moves harr's calendar to make him believe his exam is tomorrow and casts an invisibility charm on the hill while he's gone.


well i got a exam tomorrow, but thats programming

/me slaps nonii off the hill with a laptop

my hill again
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Nonii on April 04, 2013, 11:12
 >:(/Furious for being hit with a laptop/ :heeee:

Stomps back instant freezing harr with liquid nitrogen. Then Nonii prepares a giant catapult and a biiiiiiig wall puts Harr on the catapult and smashes him into the wall breaking him into a 1000 pieces.  (btw Good luck with ur exam tomorrow harr ;) )

MY HILL!!!! *skip
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on April 07, 2013, 02:02
Nonii look over there! a flying saucer~~

*whacks Nonii off the hill*

MY HILL!!!!! :touched:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: ^Renny^ on April 07, 2013, 02:19
Renny comes in and everyone falls off the hill because they are blinded by my awesomeness  :wahaha:

Now I'm queen of the hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on April 27, 2013, 00:05
blob holds an election with the whole blob world and everything votes for blob so blob is now the new blob of the hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Harrstein on April 27, 2013, 18:19
/me gets some heavy degreaser and a pressure cleaner and uses it to blast away the hole blob society

is muh hill nao
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on April 28, 2013, 01:38
blob uses the fake beer no jutsu and replaces all the beer in the world with orange juice, Harrstein goes extinct because there is no more food left for him.

Blobs reclaims the hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Nonii on April 29, 2013, 03:10
Nonii makes full scale images of all the cutest and hottest anime characters 
*drooling* :o_o: (Me wants!!)
causing blobsndrees to lose consciousness because of blood loss. (Imagine The nosebleed!)

Nonii then throws the half dead blobsndrees off the hill.
Nonii claims her hill!

My Hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on April 29, 2013, 12:42
blob chooses Charizard!
Charizard uses Fire blast!
Anime characters suffer 1000 dmg, critical hit!
Anime characters burn
enchantment on blob is lifted
blob replaces charizard with pikachu
pikachu uses cute mouse seduction technique on Nonii
It's super effective!
Nonii faints

MY hill  :=X:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on April 29, 2013, 14:00
*lures blob away with freebies*

My Hill~ ^_^
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Harrstein on April 30, 2013, 13:29
/me uses his tractor (http://i.imgur.com/4DUvXxZ.jpg) to remove aurelia from hill

if its good enough for a calf its good enough for aurelia

my hill now  *h3r0
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on May 02, 2013, 12:54
Blob promises Harrstein a job in the city and so he abandons the hill and his tractor to develop his prospects, then miserably fails because there wasn't any job in the first place, but by the time he returns, the deed for the hill is already in blobs hands so...

MY Hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on May 04, 2013, 03:56
Blob is lured away again, but this time it's for Oreos.

Hill be mine. *h3r0
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on May 04, 2013, 06:51
Blob trades real name for Oreos AND the hill, then tells you the real name of darth vader which spoils starwars for you  :woohehe:

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Nonii on May 04, 2013, 18:37
Nonii puts on a starwars marathon around the hill causing blob to flee.

My hill!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on May 05, 2013, 01:27
Blob claims the hill, Blob's words are absolute

BLOBS HILL!!!!!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on May 05, 2013, 19:31
Aurelia borrows krissymas' goddess words, more absolute than uniblobs.

HILL ISH MINE.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on May 06, 2013, 10:21
Blob borrows Zephy's words, and chucks them at Lia and then pushes her off the hill ;)

MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on May 06, 2013, 11:08
Angel sets white birdies on blob causing him to be torn apart and digested by the birdies.

I HAVE RECLAIMED BY THRONE!!!  :wahaha:

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on May 06, 2013, 11:42
OMFG YELLOW TEXT, so amazing, dunno if I can win...

or so I appear to be, just to catch angel off guard.

Blob swiftly snipes all the birds and barbeques them, then I treat angel to some roast chicken. She likes it so much that we agree to share the hill ^.^

So OUR HILL!!!

Then blob backstabs angel and throws her into the ocean with cement

MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on May 07, 2013, 06:41
Angel breaks the cement with her superpowers and shoots out of the ocean.

She offer blob some pie as a token of peace and friendship and blob eats it all.
Then the poison starts to work and blobby drops dead.

Angel cremates blobby and shoots his ashes over the sky with a cannon.

MY HILL, MY PRECIOUS
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Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on May 07, 2013, 13:00
Angel goes off to lurk, hill is vacant.
MINE
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on May 07, 2013, 15:08
the blob that was assassinated was one of the 6 trillion body doubles serving the great king, so blob just comes back and takes the hill. Lia doesn't get a say :3

My hill~
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on May 07, 2013, 18:02
Lia starts a rebellion, and all the angry people living under blob's reign trample him until he is king no more.  *skip

MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on May 08, 2013, 01:01
well this blob was real, he dies, but he becomes the immortal king (immortal as in those chinese myth gods) and then he punishes all the people in the world who disobey him by tickling them with feathers until they give back my hill

and they do

so MY HILL!!! *puts a little flag on it*
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on May 08, 2013, 08:25
Blob sees his wifey Liapoo in the distance and  *skip towards her and they go on a grand honeymoon together.

Angel strolls onto the hill and lies in the vacated hammock.

ISH MINE.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on May 08, 2013, 09:26
Hammock breaks and angel rolls down the hill and into a pond

Blob returns and claims back his hill

MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on May 09, 2013, 10:08
Angel kicks Blobby far far away and reclaims HER hill.

MY HILLLLL
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on May 09, 2013, 14:30
Blob is absolute, the moment blob arrives, all bows down to blob.

My Hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on May 09, 2013, 15:03
...Until Lia arrives, because as soon as she does, everyone bows down to HER.

HILL IS MINE.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on May 11, 2013, 12:41
Angel flies over, everybody cranes their neck trying to get a glimpse, but it was a clone and the realy Angel pushes Lia in a barrel and pushes her down the hill.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Vauxhall on May 12, 2013, 03:12
Vaux uses Bishie Charm.

*strolls up to Angel and tips his hat*
G'day but excusez-moi. Shoving people into barrels isn't very nice. That said...
*also shoves Angel into a barrel and pushes her down the hill*

MY HILL!! :=D:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on May 12, 2013, 13:05
Angel climbs out of barrel and sends an army of fangirls after Vally which makes him run to the end of the Earth chased by fangirls.

Angel skips up the hill and proudly declares:

MY HILL~!!!!  :wahaha:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on May 13, 2013, 17:43
Quote from: Vauxhall on May 12, 2013, 03:12
Vaux uses Bishie Charm.

*strolls up to Angel and tips his hat*
G'day but excusez-moi. Shoving people into barrels isn't very nice. That said...
*also shoves Angel into a barrel and pushes her down the hill*

MY HILL!! :=D:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH LOL

Lia unleashes her lurking power and keeps Angel busy with the amount of lurkings needed to catch up on. Hill is vacant, so HILL ISH MINE.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on May 28, 2013, 04:20
it's been so long since the last post, the hill has been empty for days, therefore, I proclaim:
My HILL!!!! with a flag on top.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on May 29, 2013, 10:39
*poof*

*Pikachu uses Thunderbolt*

*It's supereffective!*

*Uniblob faints*

*Lia wins battle, gains 2000 dollars, and the hill!*
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on May 30, 2013, 03:34
*Blob uses phoenix down*

*Blob casts charm*

*Lia falls in love with Blob*

*Blob gains ownership of both Lia and the hill*

:=D: :=D: :=D: :wahaha: :wahaha: :wahaha: :wahaha: :wahaha:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on May 30, 2013, 13:05
*Angel ships blobby off to another universe and keeps the hill*

MY  HILL~~
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Aurelia on June 02, 2013, 00:11
Quote from: Blobsndrees on May 30, 2013, 03:34
*Blob uses phoenix down*

*Blob casts charm*

*Lia falls in love with Blob*

*Blob gains ownership of both Lia and the hill*

:=D: :=D: :=D: :wahaha: :wahaha: :wahaha: :wahaha: :wahaha:

He's really trying to kill me...  :'(

Lia dumps all her exams on angel poo (sorry dearie but you're probably do WAAAAAY better than I would have xD) and she cries under exam overload.

Hill be mine~
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on June 02, 2013, 03:05
Blob returns

Hill is mine again <3
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on June 02, 2013, 04:02
*Angel kicks blob's butt off the hill*

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on June 10, 2013, 02:59
Blob uses a booby trap consisting of a rubber duck, pillows and a picture of vaux, angel is trapped and then blob picks her up and throws her and the rubber duck into the river.
MY Hill!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Vauxhall on June 10, 2013, 03:24
Why is there a picture of me? It should have been of Harr.

*throws a picture of Lia that she traded to the Devil into the river;
watches Blob chase after it*

My hill. :hmmm:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on June 10, 2013, 03:35
comes back after subjugating hell, uses magic to cause half the world to chase after vaux and drown him in pleasure.

My Hill!!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Harrstein on June 10, 2013, 03:51
/me gets a lot of soap to slide blob from the hill

muh hill  :=D:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on June 10, 2013, 06:39
*Angel lures Harr away with electronics, beer and cute girls on a trail to the other side of the world*

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: `Shally. on June 13, 2013, 12:26
^LMAOOO.


*Hand Angel a piece of cupcake with controlling pill in it & told her to hand over the hill*

Thanks for the hill <3
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on June 13, 2013, 14:48
*kicks Yuukari off the hill*

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: `Shally. on June 14, 2013, 09:12
*rolling down a hill, but the hill was in circle, so I circled back and tripped Angel off the hill*

Have a nice ride down the hill, Angel~! :bye:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on June 15, 2013, 10:02
*shoots Yuukari off the hill with flaming arrows*

MINE!!! ALL MINEEEE!!!  :wahaha:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on June 19, 2013, 06:31
Blob arrives, awesomeness x 1,000,000
everyone goes down the hill and prostrates themselves before the king once again

My Hill, MY birthright!!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: `Shally. on June 20, 2013, 09:54
*takes out sword, and walks slowly up behind blob.
slowly points out to the side, and curve into his neck,
slit open the neck*

My hill~
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Vauxhall on June 20, 2013, 10:40
*arrests Sally for violence*

My hill! :=D:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on June 20, 2013, 11:46
Thanks for reclaiming my hill for me servant 1

My hill again  :goodjob:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: `Shally. on June 20, 2013, 11:55
*gets out of jail, and come running up to the hill with a lollipop*
"Here, blob. Eat it, it's a gift from Lia."

My hill. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/wanwan/1775465351wan.gif)
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on June 20, 2013, 11:56
Blob uses hill no jutsu and makes a bigger, better, more sparkly hill than Sally's one, and then blob looks down on her and says

My Hill  :dignose:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: `Shally. on June 20, 2013, 12:01
*karate chopped the hill off*(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/wanwan/1775465304wan.gif)
"Oh it didn't last that long~!"

My hill is still the best.(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/wanwan/1775465297wan.gif)
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on June 20, 2013, 12:02
throws 2 vaux class decoys at Sally, she jumps off the cliff going after them.

My hill!!!   :bye:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Vauxhall on June 20, 2013, 12:35
WHY DO YOU KEEP USING ME AS A DECOY/DISTRACTION/WHATEVER? D:
And I am not your servant, tyvm.

*throws 7 Lia class decoys over the cliff and watches Blob dive for them*

My hill. >.>
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on June 20, 2013, 12:37
Summons vaux's sister and quila, Vaux runs in fear to the other side of the galaxy

My hill again :3
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: `Shally. on June 20, 2013, 13:07
-puts a magical barrier that only blocks blob off the hill-

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on June 20, 2013, 13:55
fires a missile at the barrier and sally blowing them both to oblivion (because the shield obviously only works on me)

My hill :nitex:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Nonii on June 21, 2013, 18:18
*wakes Blob while holding Medusa's head in front of his face turning him to stone the moment he opens his eyes.* *Throws the "blob" statue off the hill*

My Hill ^_^
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on June 22, 2013, 06:29
Sets Nonii a huge pile of homework enough to physically crush her to death

My hill now >:D
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Nonii on June 22, 2013, 11:23
Finishes the homework at Machspeed and Kicks blob into the next universe in one blow.

My hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on June 23, 2013, 12:27
The new universe has a huge hill which collects hills from other universes via dimensional rips, as no one else is in Blob's dimension, he takes over that hill. 6 months later, Nonii's hill is sucked in leaving Nonii sleeping in a pile of sand.

My Mountain!!! (hill)
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Vauxhall on June 23, 2013, 18:18
*uses old forbidden magics to delete Blob's dimension from history, causing the mountain to revert back to hills*
*stands on top of the hill in another dimension*

My hill. *h3r0
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Nonii on June 23, 2013, 20:58
Nonii got hold of Vaux cape as he was erasing Blob's dimension, goes hiding when they arrive at the new dimension and stabs him in the back while he sleeps. She burries him and builds a skyscraper on top of his grave.


My hill  :goodmood:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on June 24, 2013, 05:17
Blob drives a plane past the skyscraper and it falls down because of the jet blast (don't underestimate wind going at 1000mph)
Nonii who happened to be laughing at vaux's grave in the skyscraper is buried and the ruins become both of their graves.
Blob touches down and puts a blob flag onto the hill

My hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: `Shally. on June 24, 2013, 07:42
*put a chocolate in blob's mouth, and pulled his tongue out*
While he's screaming for pain....
This is my hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on June 24, 2013, 12:30
woah so evil.

Blob uses 298 clones and buries Sally in blobs

My hill, or rather, the blobs pile up into a hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: `Shally. on June 25, 2013, 08:44
*eats blob like jelly*
Alrighty, now that blob is gone.

My hill~
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on June 25, 2013, 09:53
blob's cells take over Sally's body and brain.

My hill now
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: `Shally. on June 25, 2013, 11:25
*Blob exploded, when he didn't know that there was a bomb inside of me*
*I exploded, but came back alive

my hill~
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on June 26, 2013, 17:24
Blob threatens to unleash the feather on Sally's feet. Sally runs away in terror and drops into a ditch where satan lives but he's not happy about being disturbed in his sleep so he runs Sally through with a pair of chopsticks and throws her lifeless body  into a pot of charcoal while tearing her soul apart to season his fried rice.

Blob takes control of the hill in the confusion >:D My hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: `Shally. on June 27, 2013, 08:46
-Satan got scared after finding out that Sally was actually a Devil that would tear everything away. Sally ate Satan after he swallow my soul away, as her soul grabs every single part of Satan. Sally rises up from the pit, and grabbed onto blob's legs. She pulled him off the hill, and he fell into the pit. She look down at blob, and say...-
"You miss with the wrong girl. This is my hill, you peasant."
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Blobsndrees on June 27, 2013, 18:27
Tehre happens to be a hill of satanic treasure in the pit, lol have that mouldy green thing, I'm taking this one right here.

My hill  :wahaha:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: `Shally. on July 01, 2013, 07:18
-After blob found a different pile to land on, sally shoveled up the pit where blob was. And he was never seen again-

Good bye, blob. My hill still stands.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on October 06, 2013, 04:36
Takes vacant hill.

My hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Vauxhall on October 06, 2013, 07:02
*walks up to Angel with Harr's picture*
HARRANGEL.
*Angel runs off in denial*

My hill. *h3r0
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on October 06, 2013, 10:53
*Angels sends Quila to lure Vally away and she drags him home by his hair*

My hill.  :=X:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Vauxhall on October 07, 2013, 21:35
*bribes Quila with chocolate to free him*

*chucks wad of badly written essays at Angel, forcing her to leave the hill and PR the essays*

My hill! :=D:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on October 08, 2013, 09:35
*burns essays instead with her lazereyes because they are too poorly written*
*catapults Vally off the hill*

MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Vauxhall on October 08, 2013, 10:12
*chases Ange off the hill under the premise of a game of a tag*

No, MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on October 10, 2013, 07:59
*kicks Vally away to another universe*

Mine.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Vauxhall on October 10, 2013, 09:40
*emerges from multi-dimensional portal and shoves Ange into it, just before it closes*

My hill. *h3r0
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on October 10, 2013, 09:51
*reappears with a big army of minions*

*minions capture Vally and bury him underneath the hill*

My. Hill.  :wahaha:
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Vauxhall on October 10, 2013, 12:00
*erupts from beneath the hill with a hoard of zombies*
*zombies chase off Ange as they threaten to eat her brain*

BRAI-- I mean, MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on October 10, 2013, 12:33
*Angel destroys all the zombies with her angelic light*
*Vally gets destroyed in the process and his ashes blow away in the wind*

MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Vauxhall on October 11, 2013, 01:33
*regenerates with his hellish powers*
*tosses Ange off the hill with his pitchfork*

My hill!
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on October 13, 2013, 10:51
*burns Vally off the hill with her angelic powers*
*puts burnt Vally into cannon and shoots him across the galaxy*

MY HILL (http://eemoticons.net/Upload/BigOnion/th_12.gif) (http://eemoticons.net/D/Big-Onion/th_12)
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Vauxhall on October 13, 2013, 19:00
*befriends aliens from distant galaxy*
*gets aliens to abduct Ange and hold her captive for experiments in said faraway galaxy*

MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on October 14, 2013, 12:14
*Angel exterminates aliens with her angelic powers*
*kicks Vally off the hill*

MY HILL.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Vauxhall on October 14, 2013, 22:42
*aliens come back as zombie aliens and starts sucking away Angel's powers*
*shoves weak Ange off the hill*

My hill. >________>
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Angel~ on October 15, 2013, 04:42
*magically revives and sets the zombified aliens on Vally*
*Aliens take Vally with them to eat his brain*

My hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: Pau on November 15, 2013, 10:00
*teleported ange when she wasnt looking to another hill. you can have that one cuz dis is

MY HILL
Title: Re: King of the Hill 2
Post by: `Shally. on November 15, 2013, 10:13
-bows to pau, and ask her majesty for her paw,
as pau hands her paw. . . I pat pau for handing over her hill-
This is my hill, pet. c: