This a game i found...
So one person says a reason the ant didn't die in the last post.. then tries to kill the ant themselves.
Example:
Player A: Ant is stepped on and dies
Player B: A Veterinarian was there to bring him back to life.
The ant is thrown in the ocean.
Player C: Life guard brings it back to shore, and does CPR.
Ant randomly for no reason catches on fire.
And so on and so forth... Be creative
Game Start
Ant gets stepped on
was safe in the holes on the sole of the shoe
ant was eaten.
ant wasn't so tasty so whatever ate spat it out!
Ant got sprayed with DOOM(a pesticide)
dodged into a dry patch which the pesticide didn't reach
had a heart attack
got taken to ant hospital and survived
Ant got cunt in half
was sewn back together
ant was poisoned
was able to digest the poison
Ant fell from a high building
Luckily, the ant was wearing a parachute! :woohehe:
The ant was strangled to death by Werr Bear... :omg:
Bear heard a noise in the last minute and let the ant go
Ant fell into honey :crywithno:
Luckily for him, the honey was crystallized, and he climbed out of the honey.
The ant slipped and fell into a puddle of water.
the water froze in the last moment so the ant survived
and was thrown into snow at the Antarctica! :cold:
Helloo. My apologies for offtopic, i just would love to give a thumbs up to this specific topic and to whole online community. Aways keep the very good work.
bye-bye :)
Well, that was an awkward place to post that XD No worries, we love you, too, Cavod <3 We promise to keep working hard for two thumbs up instead of one *grumbles*
Ant was saved when a researcher decided to give it a home in her ant farm...
Evil toddler comes along and stuffs pesticides into the ant farm :(
ant was saved by the pesticide being faulty....
Ant was electrocuted!!
Ant was wearing a protective suit of rubber :(
Ant is dissected by the mean wittle research ant-farmist.
Ant was sewn back together by a kind doctor
Ant suffercated in plastic lying around
wind blows plastic away, leaving ant a bit breathless but alive.
Ant gets its soul sucked out by Sebby (kuroshitsuji reference...I smell more horrible jokes coming up) :D
The ant is rescued by an angel at the last minute, and survives!!!
The ant falls into a roaring FIRE!!!!
fire was put out in the last minute and ant stays alive
Ant got lost in the dessert and dehydrated!!
God pours down some food and a path for the ant, so the ant is alive.
The ant died when a grandma came in with a butcher knife, and WHACK , its dead.
Grandma could not see properly so missed the ant altogether!!
Ant eats poison meant for rats and dies!!
It turns out the the poison was just green air. Fake. like them movies. :D
The ant died when it went inside a freezer, but was too late to escape.
Power company decided to switch of electicity and therefore ant was saved
Ant got hangned!!
Ant was saved because it was too small to be hanged.
Ant was on munching on a cookie, but the cookie monster came and ate the both of it; So the ant is dead.
The cookie was disgusting and the Cookie Monster spat it out. So the ant survived.
The ant fell into pesticide that can kill 10 anthill full of ants with one drop.
ant was wearing a suit and so it survived!!!
I wonder how it die? So I can try to save it? :O
Ant dies when renny didn't find a way to do something.
:omg: what was I thinking when i posted that?????
anyway... i brought it back to life
Ant dies when when it saw a horror movie... died of shock!!!
the ant lived when the movie changed to a heroic ant who saves and kills the ghost.
The ant dies when people stepped on it, cause it look disgusting.
A little girl picks the ant up and nurses it back to health
ant go sat on by a FAT person!!!!!
The chair collapses as the fat person sat down and the ant escapes.
The ant dies from laughter.
it was so noisy it woke the ant back to life. (wake the dead? XD)
ant suffocates
what ever was sufforcating the ant was blown away
Ant Died of old age
The ant magically revives and becomes young again.
The ant gets squished by a car door
The ant was survived because car door can't squash it, because it had too much spaces between.
The ant died because it had no oxygen..or whatever it breath in.
A kind ant gives other ant oxygen
Ant goes in to space with out a suit and dies....
An astronaut passes by and saves the ant by putting it into their ship.
The ant dies when Renny stepped on it, thinking that it was a roach. :D
Y me????
I saved the ant when I saw it was the ant....
Sally ate the ant with her watermelon...
LMFAOO...gawshhh. i thought it was a seed. :P
I saved the ant, by giving birth. :P
The ant dies when it laughs so much that it's stomach tightens.
Ant was rufused entrance to heaven or hell so it remained alive on earth
ant Dies when it hears death metal in a club!
ant was save by fallen cotton and cover it ears.
Ant dies when the forum games are losing people from commenting.
The forum games get a bunch of random comments right before the ant was about to die.
The ant gets barbecued.
Beer was pored over the meat and so the ant got washed off the barbecue
Ant dies from drinking too much Vodka and smoking pot
God came to tell ant that it's bad for him, and the ant stopped.
Ant dies when it get lost in a maze.
A path is opened before the ant and it finds its way out...
Ant gets stung by a bee
But sadly the bee misses, and the ant escaped.
Ant dies because it was crying too much. :'(
Ant was given a tissue and survived
Ant died because it got skin caner
Ant survived because a snail gave the ant some lotion.
Ant died because he broke his back when he kept on bowing. :bow:
Ant survived afer getting surgery
Ant died when it got shot! :noway:
Ant survived when the bullet turn into flowers.
Ant died because it was vomiting nonstop :vomit:
Ant survived when it nothing left in it stomach to vomit
Ant died trying to give another ant CPR
Ant survived when an angel came down to earth, and gave him second life.
Ant died trying to propose to an ant, but all the failures made his heart died.
Ant survived when ant surgion did a heart transplant.
Micheal Meyers stabbed the ant to death!!!!
But that was really a foam knife and an ant stunt double!
The real ant was in his dressing room and suddely dies due to an allergic reaction to stage makeup. OH NOES!
Luckily, the ant had his Epipen!!!
The ant got sick with the Spanish Flu and died...
The ant got a translator so he didn't die :=X:
Ant died of bird flue combined with swine flew
The ant grew wings and out flew the flu >_>;;
but then he got plucked outta the air by a hungry bird and died :(
The bird was a vegan, and let the ant go.
The ant fell into a river, went over a waterfall, smashed into the rocks below and died.
Luckily the rock was covered in soft moss and the ant sank into it like he was floating on a lovely cloud
but then he contracted a rare mossy fungus called uhhhhhh-finkleswarm and dies!!!
He goes to the ant hospital and gets medicine that kills the fungus, and he gets better!
But as he's leaving the hospital, someone drops a burning cigarette on him, and he burns to death!!!
he is at the hospital so they carry him back in...
And dies when evil nurse unplugs his life supply :=X:
The evil nurse is caught by the good Doctor, who plugs his life support back in, saving him! And he has the evil nurse arrested, too. XD
A massive earthquake tears the hospital apart with him inside, and he is crushed to death!
the ant was under the table so he survived and dug his way back out.
The ant got caught by a spider
Who invited him over for a completely vegan lunch! :D
The vegan food was poisoned....
so they didn't eat it and walked out of the restaurant.
then while walking through tall grass, "they encountered a wild pidgey"
how does that kill the spider
Ant stayes out of the path of the wild piggy
Ant dies when spider bites him
The wild piggy turns out to be a doctor, who saves the ant's live!
A robin flies down and eats the ant!!!
The robin pooped out the ant, and wonderfully the ant survived.
The ant died when I ate it.
It managed to crawl it's way out of you and survived!
I set the ant of FIRE!!!!
it was still alive when i came
I added liquid hydrogen to the fire...
I was still there, and stopped you, because I want to be the one to kill the ant!
I squish the burning ant
The ant survived from evolving into a big ant, and kill the person who squished him.
The ant died from sunburn
A centipede gave him some sunscreen, which saved him.
A murder of crows attacked him and pecked him to death.
ant survived due to Miserie's incorect use of english... :D
Ant died when a flock of sheep stampeded over it
Ant survived the stampede because a large group of crows is called a murder of crows....
A falcon caught the ant and fed him to her babies.
the ant transform from a teeny weensy to a HUMOUNGOUS MONSTER.
The ant died when the sun rays down onto the shell.
shell tipped over putting the ant into shade
A monster pierced the ants heart
The ant died, or so the monster thought! suddenly the ant bursts into smoke! It was a Kage bunshin!! The real one uses that big rasengan thing on the monster and defeats him.
I stepped on the ant by accident, oops...
Ant survived because Renny did not give you permission to step on it
Renny pinned the ant to her butterfly collection
Ant was not a butterfly, and so escaped.
Ant was eaten by a Tarantula!!!
but the tarantula got arrested by the insect police for attempted ant slaughter just before he managed to eat the ant.
ant gets squished by a stampede of fan girls.
luckily for the ant it fell in to a deep crack and thus was not trampled
Ant died in a pool of lava
which was cooled off because a meteor hit the earth and caused an ice age, the ant was crystallised just in time and 100,000 years later, the ant is resurrected by aliens.
The aliens had a bet on whether the ant would survive in the sun so they strapped the ant to a cannonball and shot it into the sun. The ant probably died.
Luckily, the cannonball missed the sun, and went to earth instead, landing on a giant pile of pillows that cushioned the fall and saved the ant!
Ant is smothered by the pillows
luckily Renny was there to save it
Renny cut the ant in to 1000 picecs and threw the pieces out of the window
Where Miserie caught the pieces and glued him back together again, all 1000 pieces.
Mysterie puts the ant into the freezer and freezes it solid!
ant gets unfrozen by a scientist
And dies when a vampire drinks all its blood
ant resurrects and becomes the vampire (ant) King.
Vampire hunters stab a stake through the ant and kills it
Ant becomes a Demon (ant) Lord.
Angels come to slay the ant.
angles turned the ant into a normal ant
Ant died when angles dropped him back onto earth
He landed on a trampoline and bounced safely.
The ant fell off the trampoline and broke his neck.
The ants neck was put into a cast which saved his life
The cast chocked the ant
A nurse loosened the cast a bit, before he choked to death.
The doctor accidently slit the ant's throat when cutting off the cast.
a quilter stitched the ant's throat so the ant survived
The ant got infected by the needle that the quilter has used
The ant took antibiotics, and the infection went away.
The ant accidentally overdosed on meds, and died of overdose.
Frankenant isloated the ant's brain before the meds got to it and reconstructed a new peeeerfect body for the ant and put the brain in the ant.
frankenant messed up the rehabilitation and threw the ant off the grand canyon.
The ant landed in water and was saved
A fish ate the ant
fish pooped out the ant
ant suffocates
Ant saved by lifeguard
Ant gets lost trying to get home and starves to death
ant finds a crumb and gets saved
And dies when he drinks too much
Ant finds a bathroom and is saved! XD
A bomb is set off under the bathroom, and the ant is blown to bits!!
The bits of the ant became another ant(wait, is that allowed? I mean, the ant is replaced. ???)
Its head was suddenly cut and fell off its body.
The ant was alive since it became a zombie.
The ant died because I told him to die.
It changed its mind and attacks Nibb' instead !
Nibb' walks on it, to get rid of it.
The survived because I shit it out.
The ant died from eating too much.
The ant's stomach was pumped empty and survived.
The ant died from being hit by a car when he walked out of the hospital.
A vampire stoped the car at the last minute
The vampire drank the ants blood :=D:
A wizard gave the ant his life back.
The wizard did all kinds of deadly experiments on the ant.
which gave him the ability to fly and he escaped only to be eaten by a bird straight away
the bird thought he tasted nasty and barfed him out, and the ant fell to the ground and was squished
The ant inhaled to inflate itself!
...Then the ant slipped on a banana peel and died from a head injury. :swt:
Doctor gives the ant a new head...
...and then dissects the ant as payment
Ant puts itself back together...
Then falls apart again... XD
Bathes in some glue
and drowns in it
Learns to breathe in glue
Swims until it dies of fatigue
Drinks some red bull, which gives it wings to fly out of the glue
Flies into a tree and dies of the impact
Little tree minions crawl out and revives the poor ant...
Then get hungry and eat him for lunch. XD
A squirrel pops in and eats the tree minions
and the ant along with them
Ant slowly crawls out of their stomachs...
But then crawls into a deep dark hole where it dies of dehydration..
And then water floods in so it can drinks
Only to drown in it
The water.floats.it up the hole so it can get some air....
But the water over flows the world and the ant gets eaten by a shark
But the shark hates formic acid so the ant isn't eaten...
But then it sinks and is eaten by an anemone
which barfs it out since it was gross
and then a dolphin ate it
The dolphin was caught in a tuna net
The ant crawled out
A fisherman stepped on the ant with his boot
but ant got in the creases of the boot and survived
But then it was crushed by the struggling dolphin
The dolphin stops struggling and feels bad for crushing the ant. It saves its life by giving it a secret elixir.
... But the elixir had poisonous side effects, and the ant died again.
But the ant was immune and lived...
...only to die of exhaustion of becoming immune
The ant eats magical bread and revives...
But was allergic to it. XD
The ant took some medicine...
But overdosed on it..
The ant vomited it all up...
But continued vomiting until it died.
It stopped just in time and took a deep breath...
..but couldn't breath out again and suffocated
The ant magically breathed in after some time
Only to die again in a tornado
He got blown out of the tornado and survived
Only to land on a stone and be flattened
Eats a balloon and magically inflates...
...Only to rise into space, where it dies from lack of oxygen.
And is suddenly saved by aliens
That dissect it to see how it looks from the inside
Space unicorns put it back together
Then stab it repeatedly with their horns
unicorns can't aim with their horns didn't hit it, ant was safe.
Ant was thrown into a 1000ºC oven
It was saved from burning by being covered by a giant pizza...
But the pizza smushed it
The ant fell out of the pizza as it came out of the oven saved by the "softness" of the pizza.
But the elephant fell on top of it.
But the ant got saved by the creases in the skin of the elephant, saving him
Only to be suffocated when the air supply ran out
The ant learned to breathe in water
However that skill disappeared soon enough and the ant drowned.
The water flowed away and the ant was saved...
...but got eaten by a grasshopper
The grasshopper burped and out came the ant...
But the ant walked off a cliff soon after.
And employed its parachute.
But the parachute didn't work...
it felt on a bird flying by.
But was hit as the bird was shot.
But the cloud fairy took pity on him and saved him by inviting him over to her cloudy castle.
Too bad all the male cloud people were jealous and tore him apart in rage.
The couldfairy took pity of him and glued him together with 1 drop of superglue, buuuuuu~t unluckily enough he fell on the table and starved because he couldn't move. (which can carry about 650 lbs)
The ant revived when an another ant gave it food.
The ant died when I squished it.
The ant liced where air was pumped into him
but died when due to too much air he blew up
the guy who fixed humpty dumpty put the ant's pieces back together again
but the ant died when he fell apart, just like humpty dumpty
(I can't really remember the rhyme but I think it was something like he dies and never gets fixed again right?)
A fairy godmother grants it a wish, and the ant lives!
But sadly, the wish lasts two seconds and the ant dies.
An evil queen ressurects the ant as a zombie and has him kill cinderella
But the dwarves stepped on it, and it died.
It was then saved by the kiss of a prince
Only to drown in the prince's saliva
The ant almost drowned, but like drowning dogs, it suddenly learnt how to swim.
However that wasn't good enough, the prince at it. By accident...
Luckily the prince sneezed the ant out...
...into a pile of shit where it was suffocated
The ant swam out and lived!
The ant swam back in and died.
The ant who swam back in knew how to swim back out
But it died of humiliation for becoming addicted to shit
The ant came back to life and went to rehab!
The ant quit rehab and died of humiliation once more.
a priest came along and cured the ant of humiliation through counselling
The priest stepped on the ant by accident, but the ant survived just like all ants do cuz they somehow don't die when you step on them, but the priest's shoe had chewing gum on it, and the chewing gum had a spider on it, and the spider ate the ant.
Then the ant ate the spider from the inside out
Other spiders came and had their revenge and tore the ant apart
But the ant was a god so he can't be killed
that is until the satan ant came along and stabbed the ant with the cursed blade of cursedness
And then he was saved by the goodness of an angel
Only to be crushed by her when he angered her
But blob saves the ant instead
However an imperial edict came and blob was forced to behead the ant.
But Aurelia waves a magic wand and the ant is healed!
Only to die by blob's wrath again...
Paupau comes by and the ant ressurects from the purity of her aura
Only to die when blob walks past again.
Blob leaves again, ant lives!
Ant dies under piles of lurking.
It catches up on the lurking and lives
Only to be eaten by Vally
Vauxy barfs up the ant.
The ant dies from being inside him too long
ant is given cpr by a mackerel
or so he thought, but he was actually eaten and digested instead.
Ant crawls out!
Ant dies from exhaustion!
Ant is healed in the pokemon center
Ant dies in the next fight against 6 mewtwos
But then he gains superpowers and defeats them
Only to be blown up because its tiny body can't hold the enourmous powers
The poor ant travels back in time and does not gain superpowers...
But the poor ant also travels back in time WAY too far and goes back before it's existence, thereby killing it.
10 million years later, the ant is born
then the ant dies a natural death.
To be revived by a wizard
Only to die in weird experiments
Was resurrected after being expiremented into somethign stronger.
The ant died from a the atomic bomb.
Luckily he was protected by a force field
He then died of radiation
but his corpse mutated into zombie ant
zombie = dead anyways so he's still dead
The humans created a cure for zombies to turn back into a normal ant & it worked.
The ant died because blob farted.
The ant is revived when it is given fresh oxygen
The ant died because it fell off a cloud
The ant was resurrected to found out the ground was made of jello.
The ant died with I stepped on it.
Or so you thought but the ant simply got pressed into the jello where it was preserved body and soul for 9 million years, then his descendants release him and worships him as the ant god
Unfortunately their religion also involves cannibalism of the god thinking it would give them psychic powers equivalent to the god per gram of meat so the ant is torn apart and roasted.
that's too much to read
The ant survived because the religion does not eat ants, its too godly.
The ant died from the other ants who hated that ant.
But then one ant was special, that ant loved this ant, and they eloped. They could withstand sticks, stones and nuclear missiles as long as they were together~ :love:
They stopped holding hands when the ant had to go to the toilet. The toilet exploded.
The ant in the toilet survived when a human saved it.
The ant died when the human squashed it.
The ant went to heaven
the ant fell in love with another ant and got exiled from heaven by god and died after fighting lucifer. He was squished.
The ant survived the squish because he quickly digged into the ground to hide itself.
The ant dies when the earthquake started.
The ant's tunnels cave in but he survives by making friends with a mole and hiding in his mouth.
Unfortunately the mole eats him.
The ant survived when the ant came out of the mole's butt.
the ant was so stinky that it killed himself.
But god doesn't' like suicides so he's ressurected
only to get killed by a giant worm.
BUT SURVIVED BECAUSE I KISSED IT.
but the ant died because i accidently swallowed it.
But it was still alive
until it reached your stomach, got digested and became a part of you!
The ant bursted out of me, splattered all over the place.
The ant died because my blood was poisonous.