Nyu~ i'm bored. hm...i should write something.
*ahem* How Furgeson shows her dedication and love to her one and only JRock star:
One peaceful day, i walk out of a classroom. suddenly, someone jumps on me.
Furgeson: "DID YOU SEE THE PICS I SENT YOU?!?!?!? DID YOU?!?! KYaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... :donwan:"
me: ....O.O...uh.......yes?
Furgeson:"OMFG!! KYAAAAA!!! GACKT. IS. SOOO. HOT!!! :woohehe:"
me: "but um...he's SOO old. :swt: "
Furgeson: "Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I DON"T CARE!!! HE'S STILL SOOOO HOT!! :love:"
*points at Xye.
It's kind of... Hate passion, lol! *huggles Icey.
:love:
EDIT: MY NAME IS LILY *sobs hysterically.
OLD GUYS OMG!! :wahaha:
JUST LOOK AT MYLES KENNEDY AND ANDERSON COOPER!! :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
OLD GUYS FTW!!
or rather, OLDER guys - not guys so old that they need a walking frame or something! :swt:
What about Hugh Jackman? also Sean Connery is still pretty hot, I think it's just the charm he has.. maybe?
Besides japanese guys are good that way, they always look sooo young for about 3/4 of their life - at which point they promptly wrinkle up like a prune.
The important thing is that it's what on the inside that counts!
..Oh who am I kidding? :wahaha:
Mwahaha!
My comrades with their iron armor... TO THE RESCUE!
*plays Superman theme song.
Yey~ FOR GAY ASIAN FAGS~~~ :love:
And Eri, your kidding yourself. I think he needs more botox.
But his skin is... SO SHINY. *pokes
LOL!!! CNN EVERYDAY~~~ *stalks Cooper down. :woohehe:
LOL FOREVER at "He needs more botox. His skin is so... shiny." :=X:
Older guys are a definite. That said... Chipmunk is a babe if you see him up close. :D And he's... I think only 19. Which technically STILL makes him older than me.
HAHHH WHATCHU CHATTING? Zimmer Frames and Mobility Scooters are the HEIGHT of cool. ;)
............... :omg: *freaks out then running away*
I guess one day when we're all old crones we'll really dig the zimmer frames and mobility scooters and.. *shudders*.. false teeth, too.
That or we'll totally go the other way and be the ultimate cougars. Younger men beware! :=X:
And I assume the botox thing was directed at Sean Connery? I never really thought about it but, well, I still think he's held up pretty well for his age - but age wise, he's really pushing it for me; and he's probably the only exception i can think of (and even then, it's mainly just cos of his charm.. and the memory of his coolness as Bond). You guys are making him sound less appealing anyway.. now I'm kinda grossed out..
:crywithno:
But yeh, Gackt is definitely an example of a hot grandpa. He may be old, but he doesn't LOOK old. :bingo:
*sniffles I'm going to die.
Just thinking about my darling getting so old, like my gramps. *tears up.
And Gackt isn't a grandpa. No children. *STABS ERI.
*is stabbed* *dead
I meant grandpa in the more.. metaphorical sense.
Although maybe he has some illegitimate grand-kids somewhere that no one knows about. :hmmm:
or he really was just spending time with Masa &/or You over the years. :woohehe:
Oh, I definitely have my suspicions.
But if he wants to keep earning, he can't get married,
has to act gay, and dress like a 18 year old. Or just as he does. T____T
So until the day he retires, nothing about that little child can go public...
I'll never know. XD
Ah, it's hard to be an entertainer, he has no wax and shave every part of himself.
I still can't stand the wax. ARRRRRRR...
regrowth is the worst. plus waxing that's supposed to make hair growth lighter is totally not working for me. sucks. :noway:
So funny how you go from moments of fondly talking about gackt, to moments of total 'hate'. :=X:
There's so much to hate when it comes to him.
So, so, so, so much to hate.
Argh, waxing. I stick to my trusty razor. It helps that I'm not leaving the house much,
but I'll have to shave tonight. Urgh, it's going to take an hour, and I'm going to get even worse razor rash.
I love my venus breeze... Ok, now i need to shut up about shaving. T____T
Ah lord. :swt:
I wanna hear some of these things you hate so much about Gackt! :hmmm:
Razor rash is the worst. Try having razor rash.. then wearing vinyl pants and sweating. OH. MY. GOD. The pain! The itching! :omg:
(it's been a long time since I wore vinyl pants, I don't make a habit of it these days).
Eri is ooooooold *giggles a tiny bit insanely.
Dancing.
Gayness.
Won't give his blessed genes.
Has a fetish for blonde hair.
Is a bit very awkward live. I'm legit embarrased for him.
Has very awkward fan service.
Has slightly very bad sense of fashion.
Is old. Very much fear for his looks.
Wears a yukata, and rocks it all the way.
Is an asian entertainer. Which means he goes on talk shows, is a director, actor, musician, performer, writer, and... T___T
Has his own brand of condoms.
Will not tell me where he gets his overly awesome ear rings from.
Is very eccentric.
Voice is a bit creepy and deep.
Fag. Gag.
Yes I AM old, but not THAT old. Vinyl pants were right in in the 90's, after all. For a while anyway. :swt:
Your list is very valid, but it also explains why you're obsessed with him. I sense that one day the hate is just gunna melt away and you'll be like Xye the 2nd. *skip
Actually that reminds me of something I think you wrote in my intro thread. You said you used to be into yaoi? what exactly changed? it's odd for something like that to just switch off. :hmmm:
lol! I highlighted your post and then my computer suddenly Bai-Du'ed it.
And the first thing that came up said "I am a thirty year old male virgin".
I think the computer just gave me all the answers to the mystery that lies wihin you!
Yeah, my love is just a little bittersweet.
Ah, his songs have all sorts of weaknesses, too. He's been connected to gaming and anime too many times... And those songs are really, really overly long. :'(
Yaoi isn't an obsession for me. It was nice and sexy at first, but I never got that into it...
It seems to always have that same gay butt sex scene. T____T Ok, ok, no need to talk about that.
I love my shoujo. But, it was always glaring at me as I snuck in some nice fluffy yaoi. :love:
Actually, as I've mentioned on a number of occasions, I'm super picky about my yaoi. There are SO many pairings I dislike so much, and when I hate a pairing, no matter who they are, even butt sex squikks me right out.
for me the clear seme HAS to be the seme, and actually ACT seme. The clear uke has to be the uke, but not look like shota. I really hate when they make the guys look prepubescent. Grosses me out. Also I like the seme to be older. It's not nice for the older guy to be submissive - in my tastes anyway. Lastly, whether manga or anime or game, I like the protagonist to be seme. Even tho it's So much more common for them to be uke, I just can't identify with ukes on a personal level. The kind of level that makes me enjoy boy love. :P
Lol, on the Gackt front, when you're as famous as he is, you're gonna find yourself as inspiration for certain franchises and well as the topic of them. It's inevitable - especially in a place like Japan!
The only thing that I remember bagging out no end, was when that Gackt computer game came out. I mean come on! I don't even remember the context, but I think he was some kickass fighter, as he seems to favor himself. It was embarrassing even associating my like of him at that point. :=X:
My biggest gripe about shoujo is the girls that are so irritatingly innocent! And those without any personality. :noway:
Yeah, Yaoi is very selective.
Like Shrubbery says, "Yaoi is like fine wine." That was a great quote. XDDD
Seme is a bit fresher than uke. Yey for lolita... Not. T___T UGH. If there's one thing I hate,
it's loli. I'm sorry, I'm sorry... but I can't STAND it. :donwan:
I shall be as famous as he is, and rule the world XD You just keep waiting, darling.
Lol! Certain franchises. *giggles insanely.
Damn, every otaku loves him. I've already forfeited that dirty word in embarrasment. OTAKU?!
That's like saying "Hello, I'm a no life!". D:< UGHHHHHHHHH
As for shoujo girls, they cry too much. I think I'll go die now. Josei is some twisted stuff, that's pure love <3
...............O.O..........hm......there are some really good light yaois that don't included sex ???.
Il Gatto Sul G . i think that's how it's spelled....GOOD DRAWINGS. If it wasn't yaoi i BET it would be a hit. i wanna color some pgs.....xD
lol! There's some really good comedy out there that's just a bit too close to yaoi.
Ah well, you can't have anything too mushy for yaoi. There has to be some character develepmont, some conflict, or else it's just *giggles* cartoon pooooorrrrn. If Ami came in right now, she'd be so angry. Just reminiscing over the past. :woohehe:
I don't really like BL without sex (personally), unless it contains a lot of really really hot kissing. That can be almost as good.
But sometimes they have yaoi with really ugly looking butt sex. It makes me wanna claw my eyes out and then kill the mangaka. Not good at all. :vomit:
Also I'm not really into yaoi without a decent storyline. I mean sex is good, but when it's unconvincing I'd rather pass.
as I originally said (yes Lily, it was I, and not Shrubbery), good yaoi is like a fine wine. There are alot of very mediocre yaoi's out there - in fact, the majority of them. But once in a while you come across this total gem~ <3 The same goes for shoujo too actually.
Shota and Loli is just wrong wrong squikky wrong, I agree! >:(
Ace Attorney game series is great for unintended gay innuendo, plus it's so much fun. SO much Phoenix x Edgey yaoi doujin has come from that series!! Some of it is really good too ~ :love: *loves phoenix x edgey*
Speaking of Gackt and advertising, did you see the vid of Gackt advertising men's razors in the nude? :woohehe:
If not, I shall try and dig it up for you (I think I saved it somewhere). If Xye hasn't already seen it, I shall eat my hat!
Otaku's should burn! They annoy me, too! They're like a bunch of machines ~ all programmed to think the same thing. No personalities! >:(
Josei is a lot better then shoujo, because, obviously, it has a more mature mindset to it. But some josei I've read have sucked hard too, and it seems that dumb, boring girls aren't limited to shoujo. Don't even get me started on the girls who look at simple kissing as losing their girlish purity! :haix: So annoying!
No...
I only saw him advertising cell phones in nude. DAMMIT!
SEND ME! NOOOOOOOW! T___T Cell phones? Really? Ah well, it was a great PR scandal...
Ah he shaves and waxes so nicely, so skinny... *big smile.
How DARE you talk about my mommy that way?! I'll claw your eyes out! :woohehe:
DAMMIT! Ok, I'll think about your little shitty statements later, for now, I'm off to lunch, too.
Remember to send me those pages~
..........................:heeee:
ok. YESTERDAY I READ THE MOST BEST YAOI EVA!!! it's kinda based off of KHR xD.....*remembering the text* yeah. it's a short story.
D18 !!! kyaaaaaaaa... :love:
I was generalizing when I said otaku's should burn. Some aren't so bad.
The really bad ones are like those chicks that like any two guys getting it on in yaoi, no matter who they are. BURN! >:(
as for the Gackt razor ad, I'll send ya it when I can dig it up from one of my many hard drives. I have a hard time erasing things. :blur:
Lol! I was up in the chat and I was all excited about someone else loving Lovers' Dolll... OH GOD SAKI~~~~~
*huggles Saki lovingly. It was so SWEEEET~~~
DIG IT UP NOW! :'(
hm.......Lovers Doll...* *skip to mangafox*
Yes, It was marked as "HOT!" for three seconds after I finished the series in one day.
It was a waste of time, to be truthful.
I swear off manga starting now.
LIAR!!
you're gonna go read manga again this week. i'm SURE ABOUT THAT!!!
Wha??? T___T
No. It's messing with my head.
Manga is either too fluffy, or else it depresses me for DAYS on end. D:<
Quote from: Eri on July 12, 2010, 22:13
Josei is a lot better then shoujo, because, obviously, it has a more mature mindset to it. But some josei I've read have sucked hard too, and it seems that dumb, boring girls aren't limited to shoujo. Don't even get me started on the girls who look at simple kissing as losing their girlish purity! :haix: So annoying!
Josei is too scary for me. There's different types of shoujo. If you bother, you can try to read completed mangas from Hang Yurang or Hwang Mi Ri. The girls in their manga are always strong fighters, and there's alot of jjang plots.... but one sad thing is they always almost fall for the baddie guy <_<
Her plots are ALWAYS the same.
At first I was happy about the strong heroine. T___T
But it's always some fighting, some history, and beautiful girl, a sexy bad guy.
Girl meets boy, Some ulterior force (the public, other girl) plots for revenge/bad shit for them.
Quote from: Furgeson on July 16, 2010, 20:59
Her plots are ALWAYS the same.
At first I was happy about the strong heroine. T___T
But it's always some fighting, some history, and beautiful girl, a sexy bad guy.
Girl meets boy, Some ulterior force (the public, other girl) plots for revenge/bad shit for them.
but there are new plots. Like this.. the way of the jigeo jicho or something... its about a arranged marriage <_< blahblah.
well... reading such new chapters is better than reading bleach orwhatever. and other shoujo mangas, i just leave it until its complete then i start reading..
She's just cliche. POST SPAMMER STOP IT!
ah.......Josei............I HATE IT.
Quote from: Eri on July 10, 2010, 20:14
OLD GUYS FTW!!
or rather, OLDER guys - not guys so old that they need a walking frame or something! :swt:
What about Hugh Jackman? also Sean Connery is still pretty hot, I think it's just the charm he has.. maybe?
Besides japanese guys are good that way, they always look sooo young for about 3/4 of their life - at which point they promptly wrinkle up like a prune.
The important thing is that it's what on the inside that counts!
..Oh who am I kidding? :wahaha:
Sean conery could have sex with any creature on the face of the earth, and they would thank him afterwards... Just saying.
But how would they thank him for it? XD
............O_O
Follow the ellipse rules! :swt:
...O_O ellipse?
Quote from: icewing on August 15, 2010, 20:01
............O_O
we;re talking some obscure topic here, that needs not to be known XD
.............I SEE..........O_O
Quote from: icewing on August 16, 2010, 10:37
.............I SEE..........O_O
and you're too underage anyway.
:touched: i'm actually 300 so R is ok for me! lil's WAY to underaged!
Quote from: icewing on August 16, 2010, 10:44
:touched: i'm actually 300 so R is ok for me! lil's WAY to underaged!
you guys are both underage.
shoo.
bleh *dead
It's only because your a procrastinating translator, Disturb darling...
If you were a PRing Ninja, say like Nicole :woohehe:, You would have no problems deciphering the mystical and esoteric ellipse rules I was discussing. Shame on you! XDD
ok. WHAT is ellipse?
You're so lazy! You can just google it XDD
Anyway, to give you a hint... punctuation! See here: >:(
>:( huh? i'm too lazy :donwan:
Then I'm afraid you'll have to stay in the dark.
Well, you don't proofread or rule the world... So it doesn't matter.
naw. i rule the world. HAH! MOF NOW!
Quote from: Furgeson on August 16, 2010, 12:27
It's only because your a procrastinating translator, Disturb darling...
If you were a PRing Ninja, say like Nicole :woohehe:, You would have no problems deciphering the mystical and esoteric ellipse rules I was discussing. Shame on you! XDD
what does >:( gotta do with the ellipse rules?
...........O_O
You see how onion head has a speech bubble?
The punctuation inside that speech bubble is an ellipse.
._.;;; Noone gets the joke except for my fellow lovely PRs.
>:( <--- Do you see it now?
i don't. and that's ok! :goodjob:
*mutters darkly about Icey's IQ.
hey. i payed 30 bucks for a real IQ testing at worcestor! got 99% :=D:
I see. You have a IQ of 99?
Wow. Real smart.
no. seriously. i did get 99% xD
An IQ is not measured in percent... Unless it means your in the top 99 percentile.
But really Ice. OF WHAT percentile?
idk. i did good though. :D
Ok, whatever you say. :bingo:
bleh. *GASP* MY SQUIBYS ARE SO CUTE!! ZERO!!!
Quote from: icewing on August 17, 2010, 20:19
bleh. *GASP* MY SQUIBYS ARE SO CUTE!! ZERO!!!
Squibs, much.
LOL! You even have yourself... "IceWing" XD
yep! ;D *skip