I think this is the right post for this topic:
My friends and I decided to have a Lord of the Rings marathon last Thursday, and we discovered how absolutely UNNECESSARY Hobbits are. Except for the fact that they are tiny and so can run under horses.
All they can do is 1) scream for help 2) beg for forgiveness and 3) In the case of Pippin, almost get everyone killed ten times per movie... >:(
Oh, and in the case of Sam, make arguably homosexual promises of loyalty to Frodo who is the LEAST useful Hobbit amongst them. :=X: He would have been the best choice for carrying the Ring all that way, followed by Merry, followed by PIPPIN and THEN, right at the end, Frodo. :=D:
Made my day...
I hate Lord of the Rings. It seems a bit pointless.
A few small animals, some wizards, a lot of fire, and one ring!
MWAHAHAHA!. Lame. T____T
I SHALL NEVER WATCH!
....................O.O
Careful guys, bad things happen to people who take Tolkeins name in vain. Just saying. :o_o:
Well, if there were TWO rings... but come on! Only one.
Pshht. sounds like a wedding commercial.
i don't even remember lord of the rings anymore.....O_O
STUPID HOBBITSES!!!! :noway:
STUPID LORD OF RINGS AND HOBBITS!! :noway:
Stupid you. >3
i'm gonna go eat dinner now. CHICKEN! :D
I mish Riz-i. :dignose:
ah......i see. RIZ?!? WHERE ARE YOU?!? :crywithno:
I'M BACK.
Hobbits be damned. They should've just used an Ent. :')
O_O -huggles Riz-i wordlessly-
YOU ARE BACK!!! :D
Lol. New summary for Lord Of The Rings.